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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Hello there, my little Bon-Bon.
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Shh. Not now, Uncle Loopy.
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I am reading the life story
of my favorite hero.
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Your favorite hero?
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Georgie Washington, perhaps.
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No, no, The Big Bad Wolf.
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What kind of trash
are you reading?
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"So The Big Bad Wolf
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"he huffed and he puffed
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and he blow down
the little pig's house."
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Bon-Bon, where did you go?
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At least
I can be a little bad wolf.
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I will blow down
the straw house for a starter.
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[knocking on door]
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- 'Go away. We don't want any.'
- I am The Big Bad Wolf.
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Open up,
or I will huff and puff
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and blow your house down.
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- What do you want, sonny?
- I am not sonny.
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- I am the Big Bad Wolf.
- Sure you are.
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And I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
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Now scram, shorty.
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[door slams]
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Oh, brother,
is he asking for it.
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[inhales deeply]
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[blows]
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[inhales deeply]
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No, no, Bon-Bon.
It is not nice
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to blow down
the little pig's house of straw.
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Straw? Oh-ho,
but I am allergic to straw.
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It makes me sneeze.
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[sneezes]
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Gesundheit.
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Good work, Uncle Loopy.
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You did it with one puff.
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[door opens]
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So you're The Big Bad Wolf.
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Well, I read the book too,
you big blowhards.
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So blow.
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[gunshots]
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Let Loopy explain.
It was the accident.
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[gunshots continues]
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[panting]
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But, Uncle Loopy,
that is not the way
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it turned out in the storybook.
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The story of the three little
pigs is a lot of baloney.
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Maybe so, but I must get on
with my career.
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Swish
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The show must go on.
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[doorbell rings]
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- 'You chimed.'
- I am The Big Bad Wolf.
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Open up or I'll huff and puff
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and all that stuff.
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It's that silly little wolf
pulling the same gag.
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But when the big wolf comes
to blow the house down
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we'll let him have it.
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(Bon-Bon)
"Okay, I start the countdown.'
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Three, two, one, zero.
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[inhales deeply]
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[blows]
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No, no, wait, Bon-Bon.
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Screech
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You must not do it.
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- There's the big windbag now.
- Open the door.
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So's I could get a beat on him.
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[door opens]
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Now fuzzy face
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who's gonna blow
whom's house down?
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Don't point that thing,
it might be..
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Boom
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...loaded.
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As a good wolf, Uncle Loopy,
you are pretty bad.
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And as a bad wolf, little
Bon-Bon, you are very good.
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(pig #1)
'The way I got it figured'
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if those crooked wolves
follow the script
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this house will be next.
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In a pig's eye, it will.
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[knocking on door]
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Who is there?
As if I did not know.
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I repeat, I am The Big Bad..
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Twang
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...Wolf!
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If you do not let me in
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I will huff and puff and..
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Swish swish
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...like I said before,
blow the house down.
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Swish
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[crackling]
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You would not want people to say
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that Loopy has the nephew
who blows the houses down.
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But this house
will not blow down.
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It will blow up.
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[instrumental music]
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Howdy, you all.
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Somebody left this
on my doorstep.
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I think it belongs to you.
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Swish
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Uh-oh, poor Uncle Loopy.
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Swish
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As usual,
Loopy is left holding..
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Boom
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...the bag.
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Screech
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I'm sorry, Uncle Loopy,
that the trick backfired.
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But that little ham
will not get away with it.
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Swish
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'I will use my secret weapon.'
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No, no, no, Bon-Bon.
Not the secret weapon.
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Swish
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Not the bulldozer.
Stop, Bon-Bon, stop.
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Step on the brakes.
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Kill the motor
before the motor kill Loopy!
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[instrumental music]
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Phew.
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Oh, that was the close call, no.
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[house creaks]
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[crashes]
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[chuckles] They just don't make
brick houses like they used to, yes?
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Swish
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But they still make
the bricks very hard, no?
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Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
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Quick, Bon-Bon, into the house.
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I'm way ahead of you,
Uncle Loopy.
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Whack
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[wind whistling]
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- Even pigs have rights, right?
- Right.
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Okay, fire one, Wilbert.
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This bomb will blast him.
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Bombs away.
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[instrumental music]
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So, Bon-Bon,
you have learned your lesson?
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Oh, yes, Uncle Loopy.
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You do not want
to be a big bad wolf?
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(Bon-Bon)
'No, sir, Uncle Loopy.'
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boom
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And what do you want to be now,
Bon-Bon?
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What else?
I want to be an astronaut.
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That makes sense.
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We should be going
into the orbit any minute now!
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[outro music]
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[music fades]
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