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[theme music]
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I love you, Emmy Lou.
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Splash
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I love you, I love you,
Emmy Lou.
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[instrumental music]
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Yeah!
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Whoosh thud
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How I love you.
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You're so beautiful
and I'm so jealous.
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Thud thud thud
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Come in, y'all.
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Ah-ha! Who's that ugly little
critter with you?
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That's just your reflection
in the mirror, silly.
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Yeah, and I'm so jealous
I can't stand it!
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[shatters]
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Calm down, Braxton.
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Y'all must learn
to control yourself.
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Thud thud thud
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Who's that?
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It's Benevolent Billions
the Third come to call.
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Hello, Benevolent , honey.
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Hello, Emmy Lou.
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I brought you some
expensive bonbons.
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Ooooh!
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Ooh, these jealousy pangs.
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I have got a new set
of sport cars, Braxton.
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What have you got?
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This!
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And this!
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Swish thud
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Now I feel better.
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[phone ringing]
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Why, hello,
Beauregard honey.
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When did you get back,
sweets?
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Why, of course I'll
go to the magnolia ball
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'with you, darlin'.'
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Ooooh!
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Ooh, I'm so jealous,
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I can't stand it!
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Clink clink
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She's mine, ya hear?
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Mine, mine, mine!
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[panting]
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Y'all may leave now,
Braxton.
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You mean,
"Leave" like "Go?"
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Yes. And don't come back
until you can control
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your insane jealousy.
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[instrumental music]
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No one can help
a jealous lover.
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Aha, but you are wrong.
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Who are you?
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My card.
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"Loopy De Loop,
Jealous lovers anonymous."
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You mean, my jealousy
can be cured? How?
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To eliminate jealousy
from the mind
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you repeat over and over
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“I am not jealous,
I am not jealous."
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I am not jealous,
I am not jealous
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I am not jealous.
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Very good.
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Now, here is
what we will do.
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I'm cured, Emmy Lou.
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I don't have a jealous bone
left in my body.
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Can ya prove it, Braxton?
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Thud thud thud
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I'll prove it right now.
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That's probably one of
your handsome suitors
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who I won't be jealous of.
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[instrumental music]
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I am Charles O'boy,
the famous screen lover.
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May I use your telephone?
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Why, Mr. O'boy,
it's really you.
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I just adore all your movies.
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You're gorgeous.
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But of course.
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And you too are
almost as gorgeous.
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Smooch
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Oh, Mr. O'boy!
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You're so continental.
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(Charles) "You should
be my leading lady.'
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(Emmy)
'I should?'
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I'm not jealous,
I'm not jealous!
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We could make
the beautiful music
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together.
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[giggles]
We could?
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Ooh, I'm so jealous,
I can't bear to look.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Who am I kiddin'?
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I'm so jealous,
I can't stand it!
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Whoosh thud
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[instrumental music]
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Thud crash
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(Emmy) 'So you haven't a jealous
bone in your body, Braxton?"
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'Out, out!'
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Oh, me and my big fat
jealous bones.
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Do not despair.
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It's no use, Loopy.
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I just can't be cured
of jealous-it is.
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Oh, yes, you can.
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These handcuffs
will give you time
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to cool off before
you get jealous.
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So ya see, Emmy Lou,
I can't do anything
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'cause I'm handcuffed
to this radiator.
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Since I don't expect
any callers
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I suppose it's alright.
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Thud thud thud
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Whoever y'all are,
come in.
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Pardon me, ma'am.
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My name is Rhett Bottled.
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I'm a handsome rascal
of a riverboat gambler.
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Could you direct me
to the muddy Mississippi
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you dazzlin' hunk of
southern sunshine, you?
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Why, Mr. Rhett Bottled.
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You are just overflowin'
with flattery.
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[giggles]
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Rrrr..
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Down, jealousy, down.
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I believe
the love at first sight.
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Do you all?
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Aah, it's possible.
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Ooh, ooh, can't get loose.
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Ooh, guess I'll just have
to restrain my jealousy.
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Braxton, if you really love me
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you'd at least show
you were jealous.
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Sure enough!
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O-kay!
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Thud
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If you pardon me
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I have got a terribly
urgent appointment
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with a headache specialist.
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Swish crash
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I love you, Emmy Lou.
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Say you'll be mine.
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Not till ya stop bein'
jealous, Braxton.
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But I thought you
wanted me to be jealous.
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That's true.
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It proves you love me.
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But I just can't stand
a jealous lover.
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Huh?
Help! Loopy!
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Whoosh
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I got a new problem.
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What is it?
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I just don't
understand women.
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Then welcome to the club.
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Yes, fellows?
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[theme music]
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