Original subtitles

[theme music]

(Braxton) 'I love you, Emmy-Lou.'

Do you hear me? I love you!

Oh, Braxton, you sure do say the cutest things.

Oh, I'm so jealous. I can't stand it.

Braxton, honey, what would you do if I had another suitor? Hmm?

(Braxton) 'Why, I'd be so jealous'

I'd pick him up and smash him to the ground.

Whack

Then I'd knock all his teeth out.

Thud

[piano keys twanging]

Then I'd tie him a knots.

[grunts]

[knock on door]

(Emmy-Lou) 'Come in, love.'

Uh, hi, Emmy-Lou.

Mom made you a crock of magnolia butter.

Well, thank you, Ravanaugh. You're always so sweet.

Mom said it would help me to win your hand in marriage.

Ooh! Those jealousy pangs!

Say hello to Ravanaugh, Braxton.

Hello, Ravanaugh. Ooh! Glad to know you.

Twang

Regards to your mom.

And don't come back.

Whack

thud

Poor fellow.

You have been hit by the truck, yes?

Ah. No, I was proposing to Emmy-Lou.

And as a Romeo, I'm as effective as a moth in a suit of armor.

Oh, that is too bad.

But perhaps I can help you.

- My card, monsieur. - Uh, thanks.

(Ravanaugh) 'Uh, "Loopy de Loop have charm, will propose.

Say, does that mean you'll help me?

But of course, I am charming, debonair, lucky in love.

You wait here. I will win the Emmy-Lou for you.

Gee, thanks.

Say you'll be mine, Emmy-Lou.

Go on, say it.

Mmm. Well, Braxton, I, I do like you a little.

You do? Ooh!

I mean, I'm jealous of myself.

Whack

[knock on door]

Oh-oh, who could that be?

Probably another suitor.

Now try not to be jealous, Braxton, honey.

Down, jealousy down.

Whack whack whack

Come in, you.

Hello, Emmy-Lou.

My name is Loopy De Loop

and I bring you a message from a love sick suitor.

[lips smacking]

[giggling]

[grunting]

Boom

Braxton, honey, say hello to this charming person.

[giggles]

Hello, Monsieur Braxton.

[grunts]

Whack whack

She's mine, do you hear? Mine, mine, mine.

Whack

Not yours, yours, yours.

Thud

thud

Eh, you met Braxton, huh?

Yes, I met Braxton.

But faint-hearts never won the fair Emmy-Lou.

'We shall try again.'

Hear my jealous plea, Emmy-Lou.

I love you.

Open the door.

It is I, Sir Lancelot, come to woo the fair maiden, Emmy-Lou.

Charge!

Welcome, Sir Lancelot.

[comical music]

Farewell, Sir Lancelot.

Sacre illiac.

Whack

swish

twang

Now, where was I, Emmy-Lou? Oh, Yeah. Ow!

[instrumental music]

Monsieur Braxton.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

I'm out. Where are you, you good-for-nothing wolf?

I am in.

Ooh, you.

Swish

[knocking on door]

'Let me in. Let me in.'

After I have done my romantic mission, you may enter.

His romantic mission?

[grunts]

Swish

Now, mademoiselle, may I tell you of a love

that yearns for you?

Ah-huh!

[giggles]

[saw whirring]

Uh-oh!

boing

As I was saying..

[saw whirring]

Uh-oh, again.

Swish

[dramatic music]

[saw whirring]

Swish

crash

Help! Somebody do something!

[saw whirring]

'Help!'

Y'all has got to stop being so jealous, Braxton.

I'm sorry, Emmy-Lou.

Now, Loopy, you were saying?

[knocking on door]

[door opens]

Yoo-hoo, y'all, may I come in?

Say, who is that gorgeous creature?

Oh, that's Jenny Lee, my cute lil' old cousin.

I love you, Jenny Lee.

Do you hear me? I love you!

Ooh! I'm so jealous!

And I love you, Loopy. You're here. I love you.

But, Mademoiselle Emmy-Lou..

Swish

...this cannot be.

Oh, yes, it can.

I love you. I love you.

I love you!

I hope she runs out of gas before I do. Yes!

[dramatic musical sting]

[outro music]

[music fades]