Original subtitles

[theme music]

(Raymond) 'Rhonda, get away from that door!

No, Raymond, you promised never to touch the stuff again.

That was yesterday.

Now get out of my way!

Poppy, dear poppy, don't go bye-bye.

Please stay home and don't make me cry.

Esmeralda , you keep out of this.

Can't you see you're breaking her little heart?

I am?

Alright.

I'll never touch the stuff again.

Oh, I'm so happy.

I'll get dinner ready.

[cackles]

Swish

Come to papa, you lovely, lovely carrot.

Grrrr!

[munching]

Mother, dear mother, come fast as you can.

Father, dear father, is at it again.

Raymond, don't.

It's that best bite you've got to lick.

Yeah.

Grrr!

Tsk, tsk. Poor Raymond.

He is a victim of carrot urges.

He needs help.

More! More!

I've gotta have more!

Oh dear.

Here we go again.

Carrots! Carrots!

(Raymond) 'Carrots! Carrots! Carrots! Carrots!

[munching]

Hey, you, I thought I told you

to keep outta my carrots.

[gunshots]

Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ow! Ooh!

You've come home half shot up for the last time.

Esmeralda and I are leaving you.

Oh for shame!

For shame!

Oh agony!

(Loopy De Loop) 'Hello, bunny rabbit.'

I am Loopy De Loop.

I do the good deeds.

What is the trouble?

Raymond's got a carrot problem.

He can't think of anything but carrots.

It's ruining us.

Carrots? I can help.

My card.

"Loopy De Loop, AA,, Anything Anonymous."

Anything?

Yes!

Fingernail biting

string saving, anything.

Even carrot urges?

It is easy.

Keep your mind occupied.

Think of something beautiful.

Okay. Let's see.

Something beautiful.

- I got it! - What is it?

Carrots. Beautiful carrots.

What else?

Carrots! Carrots!

Goddarn rabbit! I'll teach you!

Wait! Don't shoot!

Screech

I am responsible for his actions.

You are?

[gunshots]

But you do not understand.

[gunshots]

That danged rabbit'll get no more of my carrots.

I'm takin' 'em all to market.

Who cares? I got mine.

[cackles]

Crunch crunch

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Yes.

Oh shame!

Oh agony!

It's the carrot jackpot.

A truck full of carrots.

Yep, and it's goin' to market.

[laughs] Control yourself.

Do something to take your mind off carrots.

We shall sing anything.

J While strolling in the park one day J

J In the merry, merry month of May J

J I was taken by surprise J

♪ By a pair of beautiful, delicious carrots! ♪

[laughs]

Thud

Carrots!

Carrots! Carrots! Carrots!

Swish

Millions of carrots

and they're mine, all mine!

Wait! Wait!

Control yourself!

Do not eat anymore!

Thud

That's all there is.

There ain't no more.

Yippee!

Oh yes there is.

[gunshot]

Ouch!

Yippee!

[gunshots]

Yippee!

Here is your husband, madam.

He is all shot up this time.

Oh dear.

What will the neighbors say?

(Raymond) Happy new year!

Oh, I suppose he's beyond help.

No.

There is one more thing I can do.

He will have the carrot nightmare.

If this do not cure him, nothing will.

(Loopy De Loop) Raymond.

Wake up, Raymond.

This is it.

This is what?

The carrot nightmare.

A giant carrot!

What do you want?

You are a carrot glutton.

So you must pay the price.

Price? What price?

Would you like to be sliced like a carrot

and tossed in the stew?

No, no, no! No, don't touch me!

Or boiled with cabbage and potatoes ?

(Raymond) 'No! No!

Or shredded for a salad?

No! No!

I'll never eat another carrot

as long as I live!

- You promise? - I promise! I promise!

Honest, I promise!

I really do promise!

I promise!

[instrumental music]

From now on, Rhonda

carrots are strictly yuck on my menu.

I'm so happy, Raymond.

I love my daddy. I love my daddy.

Well, another day

another good deed.

Hey fellas, look!

A giant carrot.

Wowee!

(all) Let's get him!

Uh-oh!

[instrumental music]

Grab him! And don't let him get away!

It is possible to be too much of a good thing, yes?

Grab him! Grab him!

Oh boy! Carrots!

Yum, yum.

[theme music]