Original subtitles

[theme music]

J La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la.. J'J

Aha, you are thinking

"Hey, Loopy De Loop."

What are you doing here in this Sherwood forest, huh?

Is this not where the famous do gooder, Robin Hood, lives?

Oui! And is not Loopy the do gooder also? Oui, oui!

So, together, we make one fine do gooder team.

Oui? Oui!

Now...the problem is to contact the elusive Robin Hood.

Ouch! I think the contact has been made, no?

Okay, trespassing wolf, what's your story?

My story is this.

I am looking for the monsieur Robin Hood, monsieur.

Gee, the sheriff must be scraping

the bottom of the barrel to send you after me.

What? You are Robin Hood?

Eww!

How the Hollywood casting director

goofed on this character.

- Nes-pa. - 'Watch it, Bob.'

'You were expecting maybe Dan Cupid?"

- Now, let's have your story. - Oui, Monsieur Hood.

I am Loopy De Loop, do gooder extraordinaire.

And I have come to join your jolly band.

Oh, no, not another one.

Look at this waiting list of do gooders

that want to join my jolly band.

But, monsieur, Loopy is very strong.

Watch this shadow boxing.

[barn]

Hm, that shadow's got a sneaky right.

That, monsieur, is because he hit me where I wasn't looking.

(Robin Hood) 'If I told him once, I told him a thousand times'

'knock off the airmail special delivery, Little John.'

Hm.

"Maid Marion is being held prisoner

by the sheriff of Nothing doing."

Only a knucklehead would try to crash his castle.

(Loopy) 'You said something, monsieur?'

So, you wanna join my jolly band, eh, knucklehead?

Uh, I mean, Loopy?

(Loopy) 'It would be my pleasure, monsieur.'

Lucky you!

There's just been a last minute vacancy.

Oui! Lucky me!

Now, your first assignment is to rescue Maid Marian.

- Hop to it. - Oui, monsieur.

I am hopping!

[instrumental music]

Haven't seen you around these parts before, stranger.

What's your business in Nothing doing?

Sorry, monsieur, but that is classified information.

Mind your manners, hombre.

You know, you're dealing with the fastest crossbow

west of the Thames?

Someday you may have to prove that, monsieur.

Not today, monsieur.

[chuckles] Someday.

I'mma giving you until tea time

to get out of Nothing doing, stranger.

Well, what time is it now, monsieur?

- 'Half past tea.' - Ooch! Ouch! Ooch! Help!

Whir whir whir

thwack thwack thwack

(Robin Hood) 'Stay in there and pitch, Loopy boy.'

Legend has it that Robin Hood's men

don't let anybody push them around.

That is right, monsieur.

Loopy is familiar with the legend.

Swish

'Ooh! Ouch! Ooch!

"Ooch! Ouch! eech!

Screech

I was just thinking, monsieur.

Maybe the monsieur sheriff

is not familiar with the legend, oui?

We've lost, uh..

[chuckles] ...uh, sent many good men into Nothing doing this way, Loopy.

[thudding]

Splash

If I had only known

I would have brought along my swim fins.

S Home home on the moors.. J

Oh-oh!

S Where the bats and the bane she's play J'J

One thing you gotta say for Nothing doing.

It does have mighty attractive fountains.

Merci, monsieur.

Huh? One thing wrong with them, though

they don't squirt enough water.

Squeak

[water sloshing]

I thought, I told you to clear out, wolf!

[dramatic music]

Loopy, oopsy is not being too nosy, monsieur.

But, uh, how are you going to catch Loopy this way?

Well, it ain't easy, you melon-head.

Screech

[thudding]

[both mumbling]

As one melon-head to another.

Welcome to the club, monsieur.

I'll club you, you wolf in cheap clothing.

Halt! In the name of the Tower of London!

Twang

[thudding]

[barn]

[thudding]

What's the matter with you jokers?

Nobody ever teach you how to open a door?

Ah-ha! The Maid Marian, I presume.

We must hurry, mademoiselle

before the sheriff find out that we are gone.

Put me down, you wolf, before I clobber you!

Mademoiselle does not understand.

Loopy is on your side.

[bash]

I think.

Screech

Voila! Here is your Maid Marian, monsieur.

Maid Marian?

You nut-head!

That's the sheriff's wife!

Please, monsieur sheriff, let us in!

It's your duty to arrest us!

Not me, boy! A fella could get hurt down there.

(Loopy) "Ouch! Ooh!

(Loopy and Robin) Ouch! Ooch! Ow! Ow!

Take that! And that! And a couple of these!

[both groan]

[outro music]

[music fades]