Original subtitles

[theme music]

Ah, the wild and the willy willy west.

One never has heard the discouraging word.

Help!

Aw, the poor little turtle is stranded on the rock.

'This give Loopy the chance to make the friend'

by doing the good deed.

Now, what do you think of that?

Ye-ow! Ooch! Ouch! Ooch!

No doubt...the little turtle's quaint way

of showing the appreciation, no?

[bird screeching]

Ah, the baby buzzard has fallen from the nest.

- Raark! - Ouch! Ooch!

Mmm, the cactus of the sharp needles.

But Loopy does not mind the pain

when he is doing the good deed.

There, that is better, huh, little one?

Ya-oow!

[thudding]

These natives have the strange way

of showing the appreciation.

- 'Help! Help! - Help! Run for your lives!

- Help! - Help!

Screech

Ah! Now I gotta beat on them ornery critters.

[trigger clicking]

No good concern, gun.

Do not be thee dismayed, monsieur.

Perhaps Loopy can fix it for you.

(male #1) 'Well, now, that's right neighborly of you, neighbor.'

There. Try it now, monsieur.

[gunshot]

Ya-ow!

Why for you do that, monsieur?

You're a wolf, ain't you?

Oui, but not the ordinary type wolf.

Loopy is the good type wolf.

Well, I'm the good type wolf hunter

and I get $50 bounty money

for every one of you critters I bring in.

Fifty dollar?!

Loopy will give you $100 if you let him go.

Say, that's the best offer I've had all day, from a wolf.

(Loopy) 'Here is the $100."

Now, Loopy think that he mosey along

before monsieur change his mind.

[grunts]

[thudding]

Looks like you've reached the end of your rope

you honery sheep stealing wolf.

But monsieur, remember me.

I am the charming wolf that gave you the $100.

But that was for last time.

This is a brand new time.

But Loopy can pay no more.

He have no more the $100.

Aw, that's too bad.

That leaves me only one alternative.

- You mean-- - That's right.

I'm a taking you in.

Reckon I'll take the shortcut.

Save 40 miles by going this way.

Lucky for Loopy that he always carry the boy scout knife, oui?

Screech screech snap

[thudding] Ooo! The desert shrubberry is not exactly..

Ooh. ...the bed of roses.

Hey, come back here, you no good cheating wolf!

Some other time.

Maybe Loopy be safe in this cave.

I will hide behind this treasure chest.

Treasure chest!

[treasure chest creaks] Voila! The Fort Knox in a box!

(male #1) 'Alright, you honery wolf.'

Nothing can save your sheep stealing hide this time.

Well, uh, almost nothing.

But this time, it's gonna cost you $200.

Two hundred? Don't be the cheapskate, monsieur.

Let's make it, uh, um, $300.

Say, that's real neighborly of you.

(Loopy) 'Well, Au revoir, monsieur.'

'Until the next time.'

[boom]

Oh, well, it was worth it.

I wonder what's keeping monsieur bounty hunter.

Screech

Aha! Caught you again.

So, know thee guns, so you have, monsieur.

How much this time?

Um, think you could go $5007?

Monsieur, that is the insult.

Loopy's life is worth a $1000

if it is worth a cent.

That's what I said, a $1000.

Well, as they say in the west, hasta la-so long!

Ooh, that feels good!

Richest concern wolf I ever saw!

Where is that canine pot of gold, anyway?

(Loopy) 'Yoo-hoo, monsieur!'

'Here I am?!

Hot doggies! $3000 this time!

And you have earned every penny of it!

Swish

Hot diggity! This is better than owning a used car lot!

[screech] Well, reckon all good things gotta end sometime.

Uh-oh! I smell money.

I knew it!

Doggone, if this ain't more fun than an Easter egg hunt.

Screech

He'd have to be a ghost to get through that.

The ghost with the most, monsieur.

[chuckles]

[thudding]

And this is for the next time you catch Loopy.

And the next time. And the next time.

Hold it! Hold it!

Being the honest man that I am

I just can't rightfully accept any more of your money

seeing as how I just retired.

Yippee!

Boy, there just ain't nothing prettier

than a thousand dollar bill

with a picture of good old Jeff Davis on it.

Jefferson Davis!

Why, you honery no good, cheating wolf!

Try to pass off confederate money on me, will you?

[gunshot]

Ouch! Ooch! Ouch!

Don't say that, monsieur!

Remember, this south may rise again!

[gunfires continuous]

Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

[outro music]

[music fades]