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[theme music]
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Ah! It is good to be back
in la belle France!
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And there is the Eiffel Tower
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and the Arc De Triomphe,
and what is this?
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Home for old
musketeers.
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This, loopy de loop,
you must see!
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Oh, how I wish
I could have seen them
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in the days when they were
swashing, and buckling
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their swords flashing
in the service of the king!
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En garde!
Take that!
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(male #1)
'En garde!
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[metal clinking]
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What is this I hear?
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[men laughing]
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It is the old musketeers
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indulging
in a little swordplay.
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(Athos) Ah, D'Artagnan,
you're as nimble as ever.
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Touche, Athos,
Porthos, and Aramis.
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Ha ha ha!
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(all)
All for one, and one for all!
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Ah, those were
the days, hmm?
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(Athos) 'You ain't
just whistling gigi.'
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That's right.
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Uh, D'Artagnan's the name.
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Ah, if the king
could but find use
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for our trusty blades
once more, eh?
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[knocking on door]
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Open!
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A message for D'Artagnan
from the king!
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[regal bugle music]
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Wow, he did remember us!
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What could his majesty
possibly want with us?
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He wants us
to rescue the Princess
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who is being held captive
by the villainous
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Doop De Hiss.
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So, what?
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So, we ride again
in the service of the king!
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Oh?
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Well, lots of luck.
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Hmm, well then,
I shall go it alone
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even though
I'm not 21 anymore.
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(Athos) 'You're not
51 anymore, either.'
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Well, nevertheless, I go.
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Adieu!
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Crash
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barn
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Are you all right,
monsieur?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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Who are you?
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I am Loopy De Loop,
the big, good wolf.
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And I am D'Artagnan,
who is on his way
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to rescue
the captive Princess.
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Swish
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An opportunity to watch
a musketeer in glorious action
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comes once
in a lifetime, no?
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Wait, musketeer!
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I am with you!
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Swoosh
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(Princess) Help!
Somebody save me!
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Please!
Somebody save me!
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Help! Help! Help!
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[sniggering] Save your
voice, my captive Princess.
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There isn't a hero
within miles.
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(D'Artagnan) 'That is
what you think, you villain.'
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For it is I, D'Artagnan!
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The greatest hero
of them all!
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Lower the bridge,
and meet me sword to sword.
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Who took
you out of mothballs, eh?
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Well, I will put you back.
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(D'Artagnan)
'You and who else?'
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Me and the bridge.
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That is what you think!
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Kablam
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D'Artagnan, are you hurt?
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D'Artagnan?
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I say, who's D'Artagnan?
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Wham
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But this cannot be!
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The legend of the musketeers
must not die.
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D'Artagnan,
no one will ever know
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it was not you who saved
the Princess.
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"Your hat, your sword..'
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D'Artagnan rides again!
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Anon!
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Screech
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Your troubles
are over, Princess!
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Open the Duke,
you door!
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Who are you,
you homely-looking creature?
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I am D'Artagnan,
who else?
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Well, the bridge did more
damage than I thought.
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Are you going to hand over
the Princess?
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Then en garde!
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Yowch!
Yowch!
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Wait till
I get my sword!
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Where is it?
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It was rusty,
and it's at the cleaners.
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Screech
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Oh, I see.
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Then gallantly,
I give you mine.
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- Here.
- 'Thank you.'
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(male #2)
En garde!
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With what?
Now a sword, I have not.
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I shall return the favor.
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You may have mine.
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Yowch! Ooch! Ouch!
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Oof!
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Ouch!
Yowch!
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[door bell ringing]
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- Who is it?
- 'It's the cleaners!'
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Ah, it is my sword,
back from the cleaners.
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Here, you may
have yours back
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monsieur musketeer,
and we shall
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continue our duel.
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It will be my musketeer
pleasure, I assure you.
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(male #2)
'En garde!
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What is this?
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(male #2) 'Ha! Ha! Ha!
It is my latest invention'
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the multiple villain sword.
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Pat pending, of course.
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Now, what does a hero do, eh?
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A hero runs up
the nearest stairway
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like the nimble one he is.
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Then he would have leaped
off the balcony so
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and swing on chandelier
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where he lands safely
on the other balcony.
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Barn
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Oh boy.
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No balcony?
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Screet
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thud
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[laughs]
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You are a funny one.
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I doff my hat to you.
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And I doff my hat
right back at you, you villain.
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Sacre le surprise!
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It is a wolf!
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Help!
Help!
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I should have taken
the hat off before
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and saved myself
a lot of ouches.
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[gallant martial music]
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And now, my Princess,
won't you come out
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and let D'Artagnan
take you home?
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D'Artagnan my royal eye!
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You're a wolf!
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Ah..
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Wham
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Ah, the fatal charm
I have with the ladies.
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[chuckles]
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'However, when she comes to'
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she will see
the real musketeer.
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I shall place her next to him
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and return his hat
and sword
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and then slip quietly away.
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Ah, where am I?
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Uh-oh.
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The wolf! Help! Help!
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Shh!
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Ah-ha! Do not fret,
my Princess!
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A musketeer will save you!
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En garde!
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- Take that!
- Oof!
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- And that!
- Yowch! Ow!
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As I reluctantly leave
la belle, France
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I say, Yowch!
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Ooch!
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Ouch!
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Yowch!
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Oof!
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Ow!
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[theme music]
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