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g A razzmatazz a ricki-dicki-dicki J&

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Well, look who's here.

"Loopy De Loop, the good wolf.'

'The wolf who's gonna get people'

'to like us by doing good deeds.'

It can be done if all wolves

were charming and helpful, like me.

You're wasting your time, Loopy.

People have the idea that we wolves

are deceitful, sneaky, 100% no good.

Want to know somethin'? They're right.

Now, you take me, for example.

'I'm on my way over to granny's house'

'to give her and that kid'

'red riding hood, a bad time.'

Why would you do this?

They are nice people.

Because I'm a wolf!

I'm mean and sneaky.

So long, Loopy, I gotta get to granny's

before the kid gets there.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Hm, I will go to granny's house and see what I can do.

Knock knock knock

Ah, here is madame grand mama's house.

I hope I am not too late.

Knock knock knock

Come in, little red riding hood.

[door opens]

Oh, no!

'Loopy, what're you doin' here?'

My friend!

I have come over to help you!

Help me? I don't need help.

I need privacy!

I don't want any witnesses

to see what I'm gonna do.

See? You are feeling ashamed.

Why not be a good wolf?

(Bad Wolf) 'Nah, it wouldn't work.'

'Nobody would believe it.'

How do you know?

You have never tried!

Okay, you win.

I'll try being a nice wolf.

That's the spirit!

And now that you are a good wolf

you must do the good deed.

(Bad Wolf) 'Good deed, huh?"

'Well, I guess I could let granny'

'out of the closet for openers.'

Come, I will help you.

There, granny.

You will be safe in a moment.

You see what good wolves we are?

Come, now. Upsie-Daisy.

Bonk

There's an Upsie-daisy for you, wolf.

But, madame grand mama, you do not understand!

(Granny) 'And as for you, you imposter..'

(Bad Wolf) 'Ouch!'

I'll teach you to pick on a defenseless old lady!

Oh, my goodness.

I better help the wolf

before the defenseless old lady kills him!

'Please, madame!'

'Control yourself!'

'Ouch! Ooh!'

'Let me explain!'

'Ooch!

There, there, there, the..

W-we are sorry, madame grand mama

but you must stay in the closet

for your own good.

We do not want you to get hurt.

Barn

You see, Loopy? It won't work.

Nobody'll believe that a wolf can be good.

But we cannot give up now!

I like the way I was before.

At least I was honest about being dishonest.

(Red Riding Hood) Yo0-hoo, grandma"

'I got some goodies for ya!'

It is the little child with the red riding hood.

Good, it's just about time for lunch.

No, no!

This is our chance to prove

to Red Riding Hood that all wolves

'are not like the big bad wolf'

'in the storybook.'

Sheesh, now I know why they call you Loopy!

Quick, quick! Into the bed before she arrives.

Okay, okay!

Don't push!

Knock knock knock

We Red Riding Hoods get lots of work

in these cartoon movies.

Come in, kid!

Entrer.

[door opens]

(Red Riding Hood) 'Eek!'

Two grannies?

That's a switch!

(Bad Wolf) "Come in and shut the door!

How are you, mon chert?

(Red Riding Hood) 'Okay, except I'm seeing double.'

Aw, go ahead. Say it, say it!

somethin' unusual, no?

Oh, oh, yeah.

What big eyes you have, grannies!

(both) The better to see you with, my dear.

(Red Riding Hood) 'What big noses you have, grannies.'

(both) The better to smell with, my dear.

Now the one that gets things rollin'.

[inhales] What big teeth you have, grandmas.

(both) The better to smile with, my dear!

See?

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"The better to smile with?"

You must be kiddin'.

(Loopy) 'No, no, mon chert.'

'We are the good wolves.'

You mean no chasin' after me?

No big megillah?

'No running and screamin'?'

'No wolves fallin' down the chimney into the fire?"

No, no, no, no.

We are the friendly-type wolves.

[wailing]

You've spoiled everything!

I thought somethin' was wrong

when no wolf met me in the forest

to ask me where I was goin'

with the basket.

Come on, Loopy. Let's get out of here.

We made a big mess out of a sweet

little fairy tale.

Kapow

Shove a defenseless old lady in a closet, will you?

Well, I'll show you!

Atta girl, grandma!

Give 'em a hit in the head!

(Bad Wolf) 'No, no! Grandma, hey, hey!'

'Cut that out! We're good wolves!

'We wanna make everybody happy!

Well, this makes me happy.

This wolf's nothin'.

They don't fool granny!

(Bad Wolf) 'Ouch!'

I have been mortally wounded.

Bonk

(Granny) 'Out, out, out, you no good wolf'

'and don't come back!

Sounds like a ruckus over at the granny's home.

Zoom

(male #1) 'I know, I know.'

"That's what they all say.'

But officer! I am the good wolf!

Charming, helpful, polite!

Why don't people like me?

You got to face facts, Loopy.

Nobody will ever like a wolf.

Well, there goes Loopy.

Now maybe I can get this thing right

but I'm so fouled up I gotta read it again

and see how it goes, now let me see.

"The big bad wolf.."

That's me.

He goes in the forest and he says

"where you going, little girl?"

[muttering]

"The better to eat you with!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where we went off.

Then the hassle starts.

Boy, it sure feels good to be mean

deceitful and sneaky again.

g A razzmatazz a ricki-dicki-dicki J&

S Roo-do-do-do-do-do-do J'J

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