Original subtitles

[music]

I am so glad that you finally got the chance to come over.

I know. It should be a crime to

keep besties like us apart for so long.

I know, Miss Busy.

I can't help it.

I mean, ever since, you know, me and my ex broke up,

I've just been going on a lot of dates.

Oh, poor you.

Poor you.

Any, any potentials?

Uh, I mean some of them have been fun.

But honestly, it's really hard to find guys

in the city that aren't total fuckboys.

If I'm being honest.

I mean, at least you're at least going on dates.

I've just been completely consumed with work.

Ugh, I mean, yeah, I've been pretty

busy between all my dick appointments.

What can I say?

-Oh! -[laughs]

I wish I had that problem.

-I'll take you on a date. -[chuckles]

I mean, it's been so long since we hung out.

We might as well take advantage of this time together.

Do something fun.

Um, yeah.

-What do you have in mind? -Oh, hang on.

Sorry, I meant to turn my notifications off.

I just got--

Wait, wh, what is that subject line?

[laughs]

"Do not ignore this email."

Mmh, must be really...

-I mean like... -...important.

Yeah, I mean if it says that

you might as well open it, right?

Okay, let's, let's see what this is.

[Charlotte] "Now that you have opened th"is email, the curse is in place.

[Charlotte] And the only way to break this curse is to convert to lesbianism."

[laughs]

-What? -"Immediately."

What kind of email list are you on?

"This is for real, strange, unusual,

and extremely embarrassing things will happen to you

until you become a lesbian."

Okay.

Well, I personally like being straight

so I think I'm good on that.

-How about you? -Yeah, I think I can agree with you.

Delete.

Bye.

-I know. -Okay, so back to what we're doing today.

Yeah, I mean, we have the whole evening.

What should we do? Should we get some dinner?

Our favorite Italian place.

Uuh, the breadsticks.

Oh, the salad and breadsticks.

-I just can't get enough of that. -Love, love, love.

-Yeah! Definitely. -Let's do it.

[knocking]

Hello?

Oh, my god!

It's just been...

so much crazy shit happening that I don't even know where to start.

Man, I'm like...

Are you okay?

No, you...

Oh, do you remember that email that I got a few days ago?

-Yeah, of course. -Okay.

Well, ever since I deleted it,

I've had all this just insane shit happening to me.

I mean...

I got my pant leg stuck in the elevator at the mall

and my pants just fell off in front of everyone.

And I end up mooning the entire mall.

I was at the party the other day

where some girl spilt her drink all over my white shirt.

Everybody saw my tits.

I swear to God, like...

Even right before I got here, the wind, there was no wind.

It blew my skirt up and I just...

All this crazy stuff has been happening to me.

Back to back to back and...

Fuck! See even my panties are just falling off right now.

-Okay, well, slow down. -[rapid breathing]

Slow down, calm down.

There has-- I mean, there has to be a reasonable explanation for this.

[Aiden] Not an email.

Here, come sit.

Come on.

-Okay, um... -[muttering]

I'm, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

No, it's not.

I swear to God, it's ever since I deleted that email.

It's just been one thing after another.

I've never had this bad a luck before in my life.

Okay.

Just take a couple of deep breaths, calm down.

[exhales]

There has to be like an explanation for this.

No, there's no way it can be a coincidence.

It's, I've never had bad luck like this before.

It's just one thing after another.

I mean, I don't even know how to explain it.

Honestly, it just feels like someone's following me around just cursing me

making all these terrible things happen to me.

Okay, calm down.

Like, I have known you for a really long time,

and no offense, but you're pretty clumsy.

-I mean-- -So like, do you think you're

[Aiden] maybe just having, like, a little bit of some normal bad luck

because you're like a little clumsy?

I mean, you're not wrong.

I mean, yeah, I've always been pretty clumsy but

this is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.

It is literally just one thing after another

and it's always something to do with me being like naked in public.

Exactly like that email said.

So, I mean, I don't know how else to

explain it and you know me, I'm not usually

-very superstitious, but this is just... -Yeah!

-I mean it's just, it's just an email. -This is insane, isn't it?

It has to be a coincidence.

-I mean... -An email can't do this to you.

Oh, fuck! I mean...

[gasping]

[Aiden] Okay, I mean, that wasn't a coincidence.

I, I will admit that was a little strange.

I mean, you remember what the email said, right?

Yes.

Like I said, I'm not a superstitious person.

But honestly, I think the only way to break this curse

is if I...

have sex with a woman.

But, you're like,

you're the straightest girl I know.

I know, that's the thing, I don't know who to ask.

I don't know any lesbians, I'm not gay.

Like I don't, I don't even know where to go.

Like, where would I even find a lesbian?

Do you think that you actually have to do that?

Honestly, at this point, I'm, I'm willing to try anything.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I can't live like this anymore.

Okay, well, I mean, if you think you have to, what about your neighbor?

Oh, Debbie?

Urgh, she's disgusting.

I would never have sex with her, eww.

I mean...

I, I know we're best friends and

-I don't want to ruin anything. -Don't, okay.

I mean, no, we can't.

It will be really awkward.

And like what if something comes between our friendship?

I know, I don't want to ruin our friendship but I...

I don't even know who else to ask at this point.

-It's just getting out of hand, and I mean, -I mean--

-You are my best friend and we've already -Yeah, exactly.

seen each other naked, like...

I mean, but it's just--

I'm not really willing to risk our

-friendship over an email that -[sighs]

-possibly couldn't even like, who knows? -[sighs]

Like, yes, it could be a coincidence or it could be real, but like...

we don't know that for sure.

And I'm not ready to risk that.

And I'm also like, you know that I've

been just busy and consumed with my job.

So even having the time to have sex with anyone, the first person I'm back with,

probably want it to be like a dude.

-I can make it really quick. -The first person--

You know, like...

-You're making that sound appealing. -Oh, come on, like...

We can make it really platonic.

I just, I'm desperate.

I don't know who else to ask.

[gasping]

Oh, okay, okay.

-Yeah, yeah, okay maybe that -See?

-wasn't a coincidence. -Oh, my god!

That was, that was really weird.

I don't know to do.

Okay, I'll do it.

Seriously?

I don't know what else to do.

I don't, I don't want a ghost or something.

-I mean-- -Doing that.

I mean, I don't know if this curse might like

rub off on you if we don't-- -In my house.

Yeah, let's...

-I, I mean.. -So how do we do this?

I mean, I...

Like just kiss?

Have we kissed before?

-Like when we were drunk? I don't... -No.

-We haven't. -Is this the first?

Okay.

Yeah, we just kiss, right?

[exhales]

-[chuckles] -Maybe we should

-close our eyes. -Okay, 1, 2, 3, go.

Yeah, let's close our eyes, okay. -Okay,1, 2, 3, go.

It's not, it's not gonna ruin our friendship?

I don't think so.

-I mean, this isn't like, -You promise?

we're doing it for the sake of the email too.

-I mean, I-- -I'm just saving you.

-I might die if we don't do this, so... -Yeah, okay.

[moaning]

You're a really good kisser.

Not so bad.

I mean, this shirt's already kind of...

fucked.

Yeah!

We'll have to get you a new one.

I mean, if my tits are out, I feel like yours probably should be too.

[moaning]

Can I lick 'em?

I don't know.

That's what we have to do, right?

That's okay, yeah, it's nice.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Can I do it to you now?

Take some turns?

[moans softly]

[chuckles]

That actually looks really hot.

Oh, yeah?

Mm hmm.

[moans softly]

[moans softly]

Oh, yes!

I mean, I'm already not wearing panties, so...

Weird.

[moans softly]

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, I'll just touch it a little bit.

Oh, my god!

Oh, it feels so good.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[kissing]

[kissing]

[Charlotte] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[Charlotte] Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, my god!

I can't believe how good that feels.

Yes, yes, yes.

Right there.

Oh, fuck, yes!

Yes, yes.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

[kissing]

[Charlotte] Fuck!

[Charlotte] Oh, my god! Yes, yes.

[Charlotte] Mm hmm.

[moans softly]

Oh, my god!

[moans softly]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my...

Yes! Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Right there, right there, don't stop.

[moaning]

Oh, my god! You look so fucking good.

You look so pretty eating my pussy.

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, yeah! -Yes!

Um, just like that.

Oh, right there. Fuck!

[rapid breathing]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god! That's gonna make me cum.

That's gonna make me cum. Yes, yes, yes.

[chuckles]

Yes, yes, yes. Fuck, fuck.

Oh, yes! I'm so close, I'm so close.

Please, please.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Oh, I didn't know a girl could make me cum like that.

I didn't know if I could make a girl cum like that.

[moaning and gasping]

I wanna taste your pussy.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

[Charlotte] Oh, fuck!

You have a really pretty pussy.

[moans softly]

Oh, my gosh!

[moans softly]

-That feels really good. -[slurping]

[spits]

[slurping]

Oh, my gosh!

[indistinct mumble]

Fuck! This is...

[slurping]

[moaning]

Mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm.

Oh, my gosh!

-[moaning and gasping] -[slurping]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

-Oh, my god! -[slurping]

[moaning]

[slurping]

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! That feels so incredible.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Yes, yes, yes.

-[slurping] -Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, my god! It's so tight.

Fuck!

Oh, I just feel it squeezing my fingers.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[heavy breathing]

-Oh, my god! -Oh, yeah!

Oh, it's so fucking tight.

-[slurping] -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my gosh!

[heavy breathing]

Oh, my gosh! It's so fucking wet.

Oh, my gosh! You're so fucking wet for me.

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

[moaning]

-Come on, just like that, just like that. -Yeah?

Please, don't stop! Please, don't stop!

-Please, don't stop! -Oh, right there?

Right there?

-Mm hmm. -Oh!

Oh, yeah! Just massage your fucking pussy.

Yes!

-Yeah! -Yes!

Oh...

-Fuck! I'm gonna fucking... -Oh, yeah!

-Oh, are you gonna cum? -[gasping]

[hard moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, the way you squirm around.

-Oh, my gosh! -[spits]

Oh, such a pretty pussy.

Come here.

Fuck!

Oh, a little zipper, that's cute.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck, yes! Right there, right there.

Oh, my god! That feels so good.

[heavy breathing]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Right there.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, right there.

Just like that, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god!

[Charlotte] You can hear how wet you made me.

[Charlotte] Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[Charlotte] Fuck!

[Charlotte] Oh, my god! I fucking love that.

[Charlotte] Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, right there, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my god!

Oh, you're so good with my pussy.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god! Yeah!

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my god! Yes, fuck!

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my god! Yeah, stretch my pussy out.

-Yes, yes, yes. Fuck! -Yeah!

[moaning, groaning]

Yes!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my god! I can't get enough of that.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh,

fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah! Tell me to cum.

-Yeah, tell me to cum. -Yeah, cum for me.

Oh, my god! Fuck, yes!

[moaning, screaming]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[slurping]

[spits]

Yeah, is that okay?

Yeah.

Do you like that?

-Oh, fuck! It feels so good. -Yeah?

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck!

-Yeah! -Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

-It just gets tighter and tighter. -Oh, my gosh!

It feels so good.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yes! Rub that clit.

Rub your clit while I finger fuck that tight little pussy.

-It feels so good. -Oh, my god! It's fucking mesmerizing.

[moaning]

Oh, rub it again.

Oh, rub that little clit.

-Yes! -Oh, my pussy feels so fucking good.

-It does? Yeah? -It feels...

[moaning]

-Oh, my god! -Oh, my god!

[Aiden] Right there, right there, right there.

[Charlotte] Yeah, tell me how you like it.

-Oh, fuck! It's so good right now. -Yes, tell me how you like it.

Oh, my god! It looks so good.

Oh, my gosh!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

-Fuck! I'm gonna... -Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Look at me when I cum.

Oh, yeah! Cum for me.

-Oh, my gosh! -I want you to cum for me, cum for me.

[gasping]

-Oh, fu... -Yes!

Oh, my god!

-Oh, yeah! -Fuck!

Oh, my...

Yeah!

Fuck!

Come on, yeah.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, right there.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

-Fuck! Yeah! -Fuck! It feels so good.

[moaning]

-Fuck! -Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yes! -Oh, yes!

-Oh, my god! -Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, my god! Your pussy's so fucking wet.

[moaning]

-Oh, my gosh! Yes, use all my leg. -Yeah!

-Just grind that pussy right between. -Yeah, grind it.

Okay.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

-Fuck! -Just like that.

Yes, just like that.

-[chuckles] -[moaning]

[Charlotte] Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, fuck! My kisses.

Oh, fuck!

I need to taste you again.

I need it.

Let me see.

Come on.

[breathing audibly]

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, that's so perfect. -Yeah!

Yeah, spread me open.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck!

-Yeah! -Mm hmm.

Uh huh, uh huh.

Oh, my god! Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yes! I fucking love it.

That's my favorite.

That's my favorite.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes. Just like that.

Oh, my god! You look so beautiful eating my pussy.

Oh, you know exactly what I want.

You know exactly what I want.

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, right there.

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! It feels so good, feels so good.

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yes! Fucking work my pussy.

Yes!

Oh, yeah!

Just like that, please.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes! Oh, my god!

I can't get enough of that.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

It's so good to make me cum again. Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, please, please.

Yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yeah! Just like that, just like that, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah, smack my pussy.

Yeah! Just like that.

Oh, my god! That's what I want.

Fuck!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god!

I love how you use your whole fucking face to eat my pussy.

Yeah!

[rapid breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my god, yes! Fuck!

Yes, I'm gonna rub it.

[rapid breathing]

-Fuck! -[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, I want you to sit on my face.

Fuck!

Uh huh.

Yeah!

-Yeah! -Oh, fuck, yes!

Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

Yeah!

[Charlotte] Ride my face.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

[moaning]

Oh, that feels so good.

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

-[Aiden] Yes! -[slurping]

Oh, fu...

Yes!

Yes, please.

Oh, my gosh!

[moaning]

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

Fuck!

-Fuck! -[slurping]

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck!

[Charlotte] Oh, my god! I could stare at your pussy all day.

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, my gosh!

Fuck, yeah! Right there.

-Fuck! -Right there.

[Aiden] Yeah!

-[Aiden] Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

[Aiden] Ooh, yes!

[Charlotte] Oh, my gosh! Yes, right there.

[Charlotte] It feels so good.

[panting]

-Yes! Oh, my god! Fuck! -Yes!

-[slurping] -Oh!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

It feels so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck!

Oh, so good.

Oh, my god!

I love looking at that pussy.

[moans softly]

[moaning]

-Yes! Yes! -[rapid breathing]

-Oh, my god! -Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my gosh! [indistinct] ...my clit, please. -[Charlotte] Oh, fuck!

-[Charlotte] Oh, right there? -Yeah, right there.

-[Charlotte] Right there? Right there? -Right there, right there.

-Oh, my gosh! -Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god! Such a pretty pussy.

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my gosh! You're gonna make me cum just doing that.

Oh, yeah?

Just by playing with that little clit?

-Just by playing with it like this? -Oh, my god! Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, that pussy is so pink.

[moaning]

Fuck!

-Flip around. -[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

-Yes! -Oh, my gosh!

Yeah, right there.

Oh, fuck!

Right there

-[moaning] -Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] Fuck!

Oh, fuck! It feels so good.

Oh, my gosh!

-[slurping] -Oh, fuck!

[Charlotte] Oh, my god! I could eat your pussy all fucking day.

[moaning]

Mm hmm.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, fuck! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

[Charlotte] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

[Aiden] Oh, fuck!

[Aiden] Oh, my gosh!

[Aiden] I love what you're doing to me.

[Aiden] I absolutely love it.

[moaning]

Fuck!

[slurping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh! Right there.

Right there, there, right there, there.

You're gonna make me cum so good.

Yes!

Yes!

[slurping]

Oh, my god!

You're so good at that.

[moaning]

[deep sharp breaths]

Yeah, Charlotte!

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

-Fuck! -Oh, my god!

-Fuck, fuck, fuck. -Yeah!

Oh, my god! Right there.

Just like that. Fuck!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, my...

Yes!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

-Oh, my god! -Fuck!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Yes!

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my gosh!

-Fuck! Fuck! -Oh, my gosh!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[chuckles]

Yeah, just slip and slide all over me.

Just like that.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

Fuck!

-[slurping] -Fuck!

[moaning]

[slurping]

Fuck!

Yes!

Yeah! Yes!

Yes, yes, yes. Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

Fuck!

-Yes! -Right there.

Oh, my god! Yes, yes.

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh!

[spits]

Yeah, just bury my face in these pretty fucking holes.

[moaning, grunting]

[panting]

Yes!

Oh, my god!

[Charlotte] Yeah! Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[Charlotte] Yeah!

[moaning, screaming]

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[rapid moaning and breathing]

Oh, my...

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Hi.

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Yeah, I wanna watch you ride me.

-Yeah! -[moaning]

[Aiden] Fuck!

[Charlotte] Fuck!

-Oh, my god! -Oh, my god! Just like that.

Oh, fuck, yeah!

[heavy breathing]

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Yeah! Just like that.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yes! Oh, you look so fucking sexy.

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, I love it when you just rub that clit on me.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah!

-Oh, fuck! -Fuck!

Yeah!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes!

-Yes, yes, yes. -[panting]

[moaning]

-You taste so good. -So do you.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

Oh, my god!

I can't believe we just did that.

[chuckles]

Me too.

I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought, to be honest.

I mean, same.

-I think we're gonna have-- -[phone notification]

[gasps]

Fuck!

[Aiden] Do you think you should look at that?

[Charlotte] I don't know.

I'm scared no to.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

[sighing]

It's from the same email, it...

it says if I don't forward it to someone,

then the curse will stay with me.

Um, what?

What then...

-Should I... -I mean..

send it?

You could just not send it.

And what?

Just stay gay?

[chuckles]

[music]