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Didn't know we had Lunar Pool.
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I'm just gonna--
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- So, it's "Game Bro" now?
- Yep.
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I haven't finished
the paperwork yet,
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- but I'm going to. Yeah.
- Mm.
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Anyone know a, uh,
coked-up lawyer I could use?
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I get it. Still upset about
the whole Albanian mob thing
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and the arson thing
and the robbery thing and--
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Violet. Could you
tell my brother, please,
that his services here
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- at Game Bros
are no longer needed?
- Oh, I'm--
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- I don't--
- Yeah, no, you can't fire me.
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Violet, can you also
tell my brother
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that the longer he's around,
the more likely he is
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to screw things up again,
and the best thing
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he could do to help
is just to go.
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Oh, ouch!
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I just tried
to take the "S"
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out of the Game Bros sign
out front. I fell.
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It's just a scratch.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God!
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- How long are you gonna
punish him?
- Indefinitely.
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You bros teen kill each other
more than a noob
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in hardcore Domination
on Shipment.
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No one knows
the fuck that means.
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Well, if you know, you know,
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and if you don't, then fuck off!
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I did it.
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- I freaking did it.
- What, you sucked your own dick?
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Yes, I'm surprisingly flexible.
And also, Yolomoe,
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the Yolomoe is coming
to our store.
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- Fuck is a Yolomoe?
- He's a massive YouTuber.
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He does challenges and games
and he's, he's huge!
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- How do you not know who he is?
- Because I play video games.
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I don't watch other people
play video games on mommy's iPad
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during screen time
like a baby bitch.
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Well, he's coming to our store
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and he's doing a video
all about Game Bros.
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How, how did you get him here?
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I had to pull
some pretty big shit.
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Wasn't easy,
but I had to do something
to make it up to you, bro.
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Found him!
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"YouTuber Yolomoe vows
to break record and visit
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every game store in America."
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Fucking aimbot,
you didn't do shit!
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Okay, well, I answered
the email that he sent us.
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You guys didn't do that!
It's something.
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I have been watching Yolomoe
since middle school
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and I'm not, like,
I'm not, like, obsessed,
but I know everything about him.
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I used to try to get
into his challenge videos
and his fanbase meetups.
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Jesus Christ! Does Lance know
you have a lady boner
for this dude?
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No, no, I do not. I just
like him... a lot. Damn!
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I'm gonna freakin' meet him
and I'm gonna be in his videos!
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This is amazing!
Elliot, I forgive you.
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Is there anybody
she doesn't wanna fuck?
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Can you at least get
some crutches or something?
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He'll come around...
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...when he sees it. Yolomoe
is gonna be here in an hour,
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we need to get our shit
together. Where's Zack?
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If you're hearing this...
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...I'm dead. Huh.
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An Albanian intern
named Bruno betrayed me.
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He stuck me
in this apparently s--
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soundproof...
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dungeon beneath Game Bros.
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I am dying, painfully...
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...and s-- slowly.
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I have no food, no water,
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and no video games.
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Well, Jen, you tell my client
I will get there
when I get there.
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Oh,
my God, Jen! There's been
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a horrific car accident!
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I'm so sorry!
There's blood everywhere!
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Hey. Why are you so excited?
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Did you break up with Lance?
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What should I wear?
This or this?
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- I'm sorry. What is happening?
- I am freaking out
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because Yolomoe is coming here,
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and I'm trying
to look like I'm not trying,
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but I wanna look good.
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These are both giving,
not trying, like, at all.
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So we're good there.
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Hey!
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Oh, my God!
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You cannot sneak up
on people like that!
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I've been here the whole time!
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- What?
- Do any of you have
any painkillers?
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Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
Um, I only have
the boring stuff,
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- not any of the good stuff.
- Fuck, yeah.
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Violet, you should show Yolomoe
your Fairy Fights game?
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N-- no, no.
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- No.
- So it's a "no" then.
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I can-- I c-- I can't,
it's not ready.
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- You told me
it was ready.
- No, I didn't.
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Remember when you were saying,
"Oh, I'm just scared
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to show it to people
because they're gonna hate it.
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I'm gonna be a failure,
a loser," remember?
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- G-- I said that to you...
- You were saying that.
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...in confidence
when I was wasted.
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Just show him your game.
This is your moment.
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We're all waiting you to do it,
we got your back.
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Do not speak for me.
I've never played
her game before.
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- What if it sucks? I don't know.
- What the fuck!
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I'm not just gonna
blindly back her up.
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But... I will help you
with your fit.
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Makeover montage!
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No! We are not doing
a makeover anything.
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Please!
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- No.
- What if we change in here?
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- Whoa.
- N-- What?
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My name is Aubrey.
I work with Yolomoe,
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whom you are all about to meet.
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Just pretend like
the camera isn't here.
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Act natural, you know,
just like you normally would.
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Uh, no, do not be yourselves.
Be someone better, okay?
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- Why the fuck are you
all glitching?
- And you're all doing
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the exact opposite
of what I just asked you to do.
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Whatever. Okay,
Yolomoe, come on in!
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Yo! Whoa!
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Hey! Hey!
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Wow!
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Look at this place!
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- Fucking love!
- Welcome to Game Bros!
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Hi, Yolomoe!
Wha--
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My name is, uh, my--
my-- uh, Violen-- Violent--
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Violet-- Vio-- Valoret--
Viol-- Violet-- Vo--
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All right, nice to meet you!
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Cool.
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Okay, I get that this is
a really big deal for you,
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but don't be intimidated.
Yolomoe is just a regular guy.
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Yeah, he's mid as fuck.
Your KD is negative,
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- Blow-me-moe.
- Aaron,
could you please not be yourself
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- just for today?
- Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
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Not all of you are intimidated
by me, which is good.
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Yes, my videos focus
on entertainment, not my skill,
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which is why I have another
private account for gaming.
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- More skill.
- Sure!
You're secretly good
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at video games.
We all believe you.
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- This fucking liar.
- Can we bring the focus back
to the store?
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I'm not making it up.
I have a clan that I play
Call of War with every night.
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- You don't need
to engage with them.
- Nah.
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My gamer tag's Molotov.
Look me up.
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Wait, wait, wait.
You're Molotov?
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Fuck you! Who carried
the squad to a dub
last night in Face Off?
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My toxic,
psychotic clan mate named--
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- Alcoholic Semen Thrower?
- Wait, you guys know each other?
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Is it you?
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You're a fucking YouTuber?
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Hey, man,
gotta pay the bills.
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Yeah, man, I feel you on that.
That's why I work
in this dumpster fire.
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And why the fuck are you dressed
like a figure skater?
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Hey! Why are you always dressed
like it's 2010?
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Cause that's the year
Black Ops came out.
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- The best year of my life!
- Shut the fuck up.
You look great.
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This is good.
No, thi-- this is good,
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you guys know each other.
You know how Aaron is,
so you won't be shocked.
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- Challenge accepted.
- Not what I meant.
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All right, this is
gonna be fun!
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Hey, why don't you
come with me this way?
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- Check out
the retro game lounge.
- Oh, right on,
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Game Bro.
Let's go this way.
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I don't know
how this shit works, uh,
but you can blur my face.
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There's people out there
that cannot know I'm alive.
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We have something to ask you.
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I knew this day would come.
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Don't ever say
I didn't give to charity.
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Zip up your fucking pants!
That's not why we're here.
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Aaron, we need you to go find
your little butt buddy outside
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and get him
to check out Violet's game.
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Fine. But I'm not doing shit...
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...without unlocking
some attachments.
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I'm tired of being
a base model weapon.
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- What does that mean?
- I want freedom of speech!
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No more lectures or eye rolls
or even a fucking look.
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You can't say shit
about the shit I say.
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In fact,
you have to agree with it.
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Okay.
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- That's not terrible.
- Yes, it is.
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But, fine.
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- Oh, one more thing!
- I'm not making you a sandwich!
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Fuck!
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You know, it's pretty nice
down here with you, but...
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...I don't know
who I feel worse for,
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myself or our dear friends,
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probably looking
aimlessly for me.
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At least Zack's not here.
That's a small blessing.
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Are you okay?
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My ankle feels a lot better.
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But ever since I took
those pills from Lacy,
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I've-- I'm, I'm really thirsty.
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Oh, you took pills from Lacy?
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Let's maybe put that over here.
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I-- I can see why that might
sound like a bad thing,
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but I can also see
a kitty cat on your penis.
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Don't touch my dick.
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Better not touch my dick.
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No!
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Drumroll, please.
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They're ready to video you guys.
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Wow.
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- I'm high, this is Elliot.
- What did you give him?
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I thought you only had
the boring stuff.
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Oh, shit.
I remember what happened.
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I put the good stuff
in the boring bottle.
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Why?
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- Just surprises?
- Just--
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Oh, boy.
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Let's do this!
- Up, up.
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- You're a cute cat.
- You're an asshole.
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We wanna make a video game store
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that doesn't
just sell games to anyone.
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If you're a baby bitch
or a mom or fucking old...
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- ...35-plus, Violet and I...
- Wh--
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...we don't think you should be
allowed to play video games.
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Isn't that right?
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Yes. Agree!
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Fun fact. Violet here,
she can't even count
to three. Can you?
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- Nope, can't do it.
- Try.
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Do it.
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One, two-- circle?
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It's okay. I,
I quit school to do YouTube.
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- I know, I know
all about you.
- Oh.
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- I heard there was
a third employee.
- Zack? Ugh!
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Hopefully they deleted him.
Sometimes you have to do that
to make room for new games.
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Violet used to call him
the R-word, didn't you?
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Yes, I love that word.
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Say it.
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- Re--
- So! This store,
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is this something you guys
always wanted to do?
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Since-- since we were
breastfeeding.
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- Yeah.
- I'm so thirsty.
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He means kids,
since we were kids.
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You know, we would stay up
late at night talking about it,
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and then, uh, one day,
this guy found a way
to make it happen.
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He made our dreams come true.
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00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,639
Oh!
You must have been so excited!
237
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,808
No, no. He betrayed us.
238
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,727
You know, do you think we could
turn the camera off?
239
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,937
- My brother,
uh, he's, he's not--
- No. I'm fine.
240
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:12,149
I'm fine, I feel
strong. Look how strong I am.
241
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,817
Oh, hey, let me tell you
a secret by the way.
242
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,736
M brother still plays Minecraft.
Yeah, him and his friends
243
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:19,239
have this,
like, made-up little city
full of dick-shaped skyscrapers,
244
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:22,034
- and it's so lame.
- Can't delete Wienerworld...
245
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,203
...had it for almost 20 years.
246
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,455
Yeah, you could dele--
what about my Wienerworld?
247
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,456
This place?
248
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,250
Has the store not been going
so well since you opened?
249
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,461
Um, we had a slow start,
250
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,713
but, uh, things are really
starting to pick up.
251
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:35,631
I am gonna--
252
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,518
Hey! Girlboss.
253
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,603
So, things are kind of
off to a weird start.
254
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,898
Oh, don't stress it.
We'll edit it all down,
fix it in post.
255
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,734
I was thinking maybe we could
shoot one without Jake.
256
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,363
Or Aaron or Violet.
257
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,074
Oh, and definitely not Lacy.
She, uh, she doesn't
even work here.
258
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,368
You wanna do something
without any of the people
259
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,411
- who you hired to work here?
- Yes.
260
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,456
And if I could also see
some of the footage
before it goes out
261
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,750
to millions of subscribers,
that would be, uh,
262
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,002
- that'd be great.
- No,
we don't do that.
263
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:17,840
Listen, I was burned
pretty recently,
264
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,884
um, so I just wanna make
myself abundantly clear.
265
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,637
I know a really good
coked-up lawyer.
266
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,640
So if you put out
a shitty video,
267
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,394
- I will sue you for libel.
- This is YouTube!
268
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,980
There are no rules,
no consequences.
269
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,232
There's either viral
or not viral.
270
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,278
- What?
- Don't even worry,
it's gonna go viral.
271
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,195
Right.
272
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,322
Cool, cool, cool.
273
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,830
Oh, my God.
274
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,168
Yolomoe! Hi, hi! Hello, it's me.
275
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,711
One sec, one s--
276
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,382
Yep. It's been one sec.
277
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,260
- I actually want
to stop talking, but...
- It's going really good
278
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,095
- over there.
- ...my mouth won't let me.
279
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,389
Okay.
280
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,059
Aaron! Aaron! Aaron!
Aaron has something
he wants to ask you.
281
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,978
- No, I don't!
- Yes, you do!
282
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,106
You made me agree
to all that shit, so ask him.
283
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,065
Fine!
284
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,401
Moe, she wants to fuck.
285
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,237
- What? No! No, it was not!
- That's what you said!
286
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,488
Well, then I wasn't listening.
287
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:28,535
Uh, um, tha-- that wasn't...
288
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,288
- the p-- plan,
unless that was--
- You had a plan?
289
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,583
I can't stop talking.
290
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,002
Oh, shit--
What the fuck?
291
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:37,920
Lacy...
292
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,756
...are you my mother?
293
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,094
Let's get you some coffee, babe.
294
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,348
- Okay?
- These people are nuts,
295
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,308
but we have
so much good footage.
296
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,560
Wait, when I realized
my clan buddy worked here,
297
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,480
I knew it was gonna be something
'cause he is the worst,
298
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,858
but this whole place
is a fucking mess!
299
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,360
This video is gonna be insane.
300
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,694
I can't believe Aaron's
like that in real life.
301
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,363
Like, what a tool.
302
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,323
You fucking team killer!
303
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,076
- Is that gonna work?
- You know,
I don't actually remember.
304
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,954
Well, it'll make it better,
or it'll make it worse. 50/50.
305
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,789
Oh, I feel like I got hit
by a train.
306
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,375
- But how's your ankle?
- I can't feel it.
307
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,295
But I can feel
the hair growing on my body.
308
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,631
Oh... [scoffs] well,
that means it's wearing off.
309
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,717
So, you should
be good in-- soon.
310
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,718
You know what?
311
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,098
So we ask Yolomoe
for one more take.
312
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,685
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
313
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,689
Aaron has Yolomoe tied up
in the gaming lounge.
314
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,441
Oh, what the fuck
was the point of the tape?
315
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,778
- Called mute, bitch!
- Aaron, what are you doing?
316
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,656
Please, let us go!
We won't release
any of the footage.
317
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,158
Oh, no, no! Don't talk to them.
I'll figure this out.
318
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,079
Yolomoe? What are you doing?
Are you okay?
319
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,874
- Oh, no, you don't!
- Let go!
320
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,375
Are you kidding me?
321
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,503
- Let her go, Aaron.
- We cannot do this!
322
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,590
Yolomoe, can I call you Moe?
323
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,885
- No.
- This is just
one big misunderstanding.
324
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,804
He was gonna trash
the store in his video.
325
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,472
Make us all look like idiots.
326
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,559
What did you expect me to do
with all this insane footage
327
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,021
of you guys acting like a bunch
of drugged-up maniacs all day?
328
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,356
We wouldn't have
signed up for this
if we had known
329
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,858
you were gonna make
the store look bad.
330
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,693
We will get rid
of all the footage,
331
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,570
I will-- like it never happened.
332
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,614
And I promise we will not
call the police.
333
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,992
Uh, no, eh, no. Uh-uh.
I do not agree to any of that.
334
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,704
You guys
are going to be so fucked
when we get out of here.
335
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,790
- This is some good shit.
- Where the fuck
did you get popcorn?
336
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,627
Aubrey! Come back!
337
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,629
You bitch!
338
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,006
No! No, no--
339
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,508
My God.
340
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,052
- Untie me right now!
- Untie all of us!
341
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,638
- You're making a big mistake.
- Your birth was a mistake.
342
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,223
Elliot, get me out of here.
343
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,933
I don't like
seeing you like this.
344
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,353
And I don't like how Aaron
is talking to you guys at all.
345
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,939
But I need
to figure some things out,
346
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,358
so hold tight, just a minute.
Just a minute. Come on.
347
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,862
Don't worry. We can fashion this
into a pee bucket
when I'm done with it.
348
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:10,447
♪ You're my sweet ♪
349
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:15,661
♪ You're my sweet little lady ♪
350
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,712
Help!
351
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,214
I need a plan.
352
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,926
- I've got it.
- We're not killing anyone.
353
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,595
Why? God,
you're so boring!
354
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,514
Maybe we just pretend
to know something about him.
355
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,016
Like, uh, blackmail,
extortion, that kind of thing.
356
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,893
Mention Cabo. These rich dudes,
357
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:42,563
they always get down
on some weird shit in Cabo.
358
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:47,317
You're just gonna stand there
and let this pussy
squad wipe us?
359
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:49,903
I got it.
360
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,783
No, no, no, no, no.
361
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,619
Ha! Let's fucking go!
362
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,872
No, Aaron-- Aaron, no!
363
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,081
- Yes!
- God, Aaron, no!
364
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,377
Give me that.
365
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,425
- We know about Cabo.
- What?
366
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,968
Lance just went to Cabo
on a boys trip.
367
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,429
My God, why is this guy
the fucking worst?
368
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,848
You guys, you gotta untie me.
369
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,975
- We will, soon.
- No, now.
370
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,393
I think the pills
have taken a turn--
371
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:24,730
Oh, my God, help him!
372
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:28,483
It smells like old citrus.
373
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,737
What am I doing? Yolomoe...
374
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,989
...look at us. We're a mess.
375
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,824
Each one more crazy
than the next,
376
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,784
but we're trying!
We're good people!
377
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,287
Can you take pity on us?
378
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,539
- Please?
- Yeah, dude.
379
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,834
I take pity on all of you.
380
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,837
Not you, Aaron. Fuck you.
381
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,631
Just--
382
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,300
Get me out of here.
383
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,848
But the thing is,
all the footage
384
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,975
was on my producer
Aubrey's computer.
385
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,268
And you let her go!
386
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,647
And while I might take pity
on you, she did not.
387
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,193
Fuck!
388
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,782
- I don't think I can watch this.
- It can't be worse
389
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,659
than when they introduced
the Battle Pass in COD
390
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,410
and ruined my life.
391
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,162
Why are you two
not freaking out?
392
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:25,290
Uh, we might've watched it
before we showed at you guys.
393
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:28,126
- It is not that bad?
- No, no, it's worse
than we thought,
394
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,004
but read the comments.
395
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,298
- "This is a shit show..."
- Uh, uh, finish reading.
396
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,385
"...that I need to see
for myself."
397
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:41,098
"I finally found a store
that can match my freak."
398
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,809
"This place is
down the street from me
399
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,854
and they just got
a new regular." No way!
400
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,147
Headshot biatch!
401
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,066
You just got owned!
402
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,736
I think we're gonna be okay.
403
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,657
God, it's so good to hear,
'cause...
I love working here.
404
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,784
You don't work here.
405
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:04,580
Fine!
406
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,296
- Ar--
- Just let her take 'em.
407
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:17,301
Um, you might wanna
skip to the end,
I think you might like it.
408
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:22,306
As I was escaping
Game Bros with my life,
409
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,725
the owner slipped me a VR game
410
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,311
that one of their insane
employees made.
411
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,980
But I gotta say,
it's pretty rad!
412
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,773
You know, it's called
Fairy Fights.
413
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,483
- You guys gotta check it out!
- Oh, my God!
414
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,486
He liked it! Jake,
thank you so much!
415
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,197
I have to tell Lance.
416
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,829
Hey, uh, are you guys open?
417
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,123
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
418
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,301
Aaron!
419
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,679
- Ah, shit!
- You saved me.
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