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Oh, my God. Did you hear?

Cody and I went and, like, hung out the other day.

And, oh, my gosh, we kissed.

Really? Mm -hmm. How was it?

I mean, like, I thought he'd be a better kisser.

But, I mean, still, like, I guess it wasn't that bad.

But, no, like, it was so cool because, like, at first, I went to his house and

everything, but, like, his parents weren't home, so it was, like, we were,

like... Being sneaky.

Right. And so then we went, and he's, like, okay, he's, like, coming to my

and everything, like, trying to act like he's, like, showing me, like, video

games and stuff, which, like, obviously I knew, like, what he was going to do.

Right. So it was, like, just, like, oh, this is, like, obvious.

Right. And so then whenever he, like, he was, like, oh, look at this one, I'm,

like, okay, whatever, like, like, I care about this at all. Right.

So then he went and he, like, pulled me closer and, like, we, like, kissed.

And then we started making out on his bed.

And then, like, I goes to where his parents come home. And he was like, no,

they didn't come home.

And then, like, I went out to the living room.

And, like, not even two minutes later, his parents were home. I knew they were

going to.

Wow. Yeah, so.

Is he going to the beach tomorrow?

I hope. I think he is. I mean, like, I invited him, so I don't know for sure

whether he is, but I can't wait.

I got this new bikini, and it, like, I mean, my parents might yell at me for

but who cares?

It's going to look cute, and they're not going to be at the beach, so I don't

think they'll know, really.

But, like, it's, like, black, and then it has, like, some zebra stripes on it,

and it's really, really cute.

Does it make your butt look good? Yeah.

What bikini are you wearing?

I got a new pink one with black polka dots.

Oh my gosh.

How much was that, though?

I got it on sale. It was such a steal.

That's good.

Where did you get it from? I kept looking everywhere. I could not find,

any. There's this little boutique downtown, and they, like, they have

the time.

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

So, I totally forgot to tell you. I was in my parents' room the other day.

And I went and I was going to get one of my mom's t -shirts. Because I remember,

like, I've seen where if you have, like, a really baggy t -shirt and you put a

belt around it, it looks really cute.

Right. So, I was in there. I went and she had a bunch of clothes on her bed.

I was, like, moving them.

And I picked up her pillow and I found this, like, really dirty book.

And it was, like, I couldn't have, like, like, here, wait.

Did you bring it with you?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, look at it.

Like, do you see what it says?

But yeah, like, I couldn't believe, like, my mom had this. She read that.

Oh, my gosh. Like, do you see what that says?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wait, wait. Here's this one page back here.

It says he tied her up?

Yeah. What? He tied her up.

That's crazy.

I didn't know they wrote such dirty stuff in these books.

It's ridiculous.

That's insane.

Wait, where was it? They did it in a pool. How does that even work?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Wouldn't it just slide out a bunch?

Right.

Wouldn't water get places where you don't want it to be?

I know. I was thinking the same thing when we read that. I was like, okay.

but no like i cannot believe that wait what

does that even say oh my gosh that's such

tiny writing how do people do this i don't get it it's a dirty note he left

her

You can't read it?

Because it's so tiny.

Like, can you read that?

Yeah. What does it say?

It says, um, I'll fuck you later if you're good.

Oh my gosh. You have to be dirty now.

Oh my gosh.

Oh.

It's somewhat interesting back here. Let me go to this page.

No, this page.

200.

There it is.

Okay. Like, do you see where it says, like, there were perhaps, like, two

young men and girls? Like, can you imagine that many people?

Oh, my gosh.

They're talking about sex? What?

Like, how do you even do that?

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe that. That's crazy.

What is that word?

Like, they, I didn't know they wrote such dirty books.

I can't believe your mom wrote this.

I know.

Like, I wonder if, like, my dad knows that he reads this. Like, that she reads

it.

Calling my mom on my heat. I can't believe, like, she actually reads this.

And, like, why would you leave it out in the open?

It wasn't in the open. It was under her pillow.

Well, I mean, but, like, she knows I try and steal her clothes. But, oh, my

gosh, I forgot to tell you. She has a really cute pair of heels.

And I think I'm going to go and, like, wear them. So then whenever, like, we're

at the team dinner and Cody can see.

But I don't know for sure. Like, I still. If you wear heels, it'll, like,

your butt. It'll make you look bigger.

That's true.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh, I totally didn't think about that.

Yeah.

i can't believe this oh my gosh the death of a player

who needs a chapter left oh wait i

looked at him i looked at him for a long moment it couldn't hurt and i imagine

my teacher would certainly approve all right

Like, do people actually do their teachers?

I think so.

Because Kyle... Kyle told me a secret. What did he tell you? He said that,

um... You know how he got that A on the chemistry test?

Yeah.

He didn't really get an A.

What do you mean?

Him and, um... Wait, him and children?

They cheated, and he got caught.

So he asked Mrs.

Smith if he could do anything else to get an A

because he won't be able to go to the beach tomorrow.

That's what his mom said. That's what he told me. She was like, well,

I mean...

If you could help me out with a certain problem.

I'm close.

Yeah. And then he was like, okay.

So they fucked.

Oh, my gosh. And then that's how he has an A in chemistry now.

Oh, my. But don't tell Chelsea. Chelsea doesn't know.

Oh, my God. He actually.

Yeah. Ew.

I know. She's so gross. She's so old. Like, you.

Oh, my God.

Why don't you just do extra credit?

I guess maybe that is his extra credit.

Right. Well, Kyle is lazy, so.

Yeah, that's true.

Have you ever watched porn before?

I have, but, like, it was only on my other friend's phone because they went

they showed me.

But, like, I think my parents put a block on my phone, so I can't. What?

Yeah. I can't believe they did that. Do you want to watch them?

Really? Yeah.

You don't have that black? I don't have a black on my phone.

Oh my gosh, let's do it.

Oh my gosh.

No.

Oh my gosh.

See, they didn't show me Teenski last time. This is such a good site.

It is.

There's so many different things.

Like, look, there's a cheerleader.

Like, how do those girls do that? I feel like that would be so hard, wouldn't

it?

It would.

Because, like, the dicks are so much bigger, right?

So, how do they do that?

I don't know. Oh, my gosh.

The girls in porn are, like, really pretty, too. I know. Like, I heard that

brunette. Like, she's pretty.

She is pretty.

Oh, my gosh.

Some of the, like, names.

Their names are, like, so pretty, too. Right?

I can't believe it.

I don't know if, like, I could ever be in porn. Like, that is so ridiculous.

Like, look at that.

I know. That's crazy. It's so big.

She looks so happy.

I know.

She's like, yeah.

Like, there's another cheerleader.

What's another cheerleader, like, theme?

Maybe it's a popular thing now.

I don't know.

Some of the positions they do too, like, I can't believe they actually, oh my

gosh, she has a nice butt. She does, oh my gosh.

I like it.

Oh my gosh, can my butt feel like mine?

Right?

Look at that, she's taking two.

Oh my, uh, mm -mm.

Like, oh, I don't know.

Do you think you could?

Take two?

Yeah.

Uh, hell no.

I could not take two.

like i've barely taken one oh my gosh i

mean not gonna lie like some of the outfits they wear are really cute though

they are like i'd wear a lot of the outfits that

like just like cute little like cute little lingerie right

I was just like, I want to ask him, like, where did you get that? But I

Exactly.

I thought about, like, getting one too, but then again, I didn't know whether I

should or not.

You should.

You should get some, and then, like, tell Corey that you have a surprise for

him. You should get red, because red looks good on you.

Oh my gosh, that's true.

I don't know.

Like, like, I don't know.

I'm half and half about it.

Like... Well, I mean, if you want to, you could.

I know. At a store.

What? Yeah.

It's, like, down the street from the boutique.

And my mom took me there because she had to get something.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I wonder what she got.

I think she got a dildo.

Oh, my gosh!

That's ridiculous.

It is.

But, I mean, like... I don't know, like, I'm just kind of scared. Like,

I mean, I'd be scared to do that. I can't believe people actually do that.

I know.

Like, how would you... Oh, my gosh. Like, what do they do?

I mean, maybe it doesn't hurt them, but, like...

What do you think it would hurt?

I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't think it'll hurt.

You don't? No.

I think it would, like, really hurt. Like, not be able to walk hurts.

Not really.

Wait. Have you?

Yeah. What? I can't tell you.

Why?

Because it's a secret. He said I can't.

Come on, please.

You gotta tell me.

I can't.

Wait, was it with Kyle?

No, of course not.

Kyle is a man -ho.

He's a man -ho? Yeah.

I mean,

that's true, he is.

I can't. When?

A month ago.

And you are just now telling me this?

I'm sorry.

I didn't know how to tell you at first, but then I figured that, like, I could

just say it. Yeah. I was about to say, I'm like, and, like, how did it feel?

it good? Is he big?

Yeah. He's, oh, my gosh. And it hurt at first, but after a minute, the pain goes

away, and you just feel so good.

Oh my gosh.

Wait.

Did you guys do that?

Wait.

Where did you guys do that?

We did it in his car.

In his car.

Oh my gosh.

Don't you even know you can get cars?

That's so risky. I mean like that's hard.

Nobody saw it. We checked and it was fine.

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you did that like this.

Oh, my.

Isn't it hard to do it in a car, though?

Well, he was experienced, so he kind of taught me what to do.

Oh, my gosh. Wait.

Did he come all over your face?

No. You would say come all over your face. No. Yes, you would. No. No.

No.

Don't even say that. Come on.

Are you serious?

How could you?

be like that no oh please you're gonna tell me you wouldn't have come over face

i mean like it's not gonna hurt you if you you so you did i know you did you

can't prove it oh really prove it i i mean yeah i can't prove it but

but like still what are you doing

Yeah, you did it. No.

I can't believe you.

Really? Yes.

You would.

Oh, my gosh. Wait, wait, wait.

Real quick.

So.

I'm just kidding.

Gross.

Past your bedtimes. We're just messing around.

Yeah, well, do that tomorrow when you wake back up because it's time to go to

sleep.

She doesn't always spend the night... Like, right now, you two, instead of

talking, should be getting into the beds.

You know better than that.

But I thought that just... She's spending the night, so... Just get in

now. I don't want a discussion.

But you're not even listening to me. I don't want a discussion.

You're not even listening to me. Can you just... Look, get in bed right now.

Okay. Right now.

Okay. You too.

Okay.

I don't want to hear anything else for the rest of the night, okay?

It's not like he's my actual dad.

I mean, yeah, that's true. But, like, no, like, still, even then, like, he

didn't need to get that mad over that.

Right. Like, we were just messing around.

I know. We don't even have to be up that early. I mean, yeah, it's getting a

little late, but still.

Right. It's not that early. It's 10 o 'clock.

Yeah, exactly. We gotta get up at 10. Like, it's not that early. We could stay

up for a little while.

We have a history.

I'm coming back in again.

Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

I don't know, should we make a move on Cody tomorrow?

You should.

Oh my gosh, I don't know what to do.

Man. Just try to get him alone and just talk to him. Alone on the beach?

While everyone's around? Just go into the water alone with him and, like, swim

off and just... Swim off?

Swim off.

I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

Swim off.

We'll figure out a way tomorrow.

Yeah, that's true. Oh, I forgot. I forgot.

Not the night Kelsey could hear us.

It's that Daddy can't sleep.

Go back to bed. Mom's gonna find you in here.

anyways, right?

Let's go.

It's just how daddy taught you.

Oh.

Oh, you little...