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That smells good.

Yeah, you like it? Yeah.

I like it too.

It smells good when I rub it.

Yeah, there's a free massage coupon I
got here.

This is complimentary.

I mean, you should just be enjoying it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, let's just
get something straight. I have a

girlfriend, and you know that, right?

Look, and I'm trying to work out all
these muscles, and then you keep

that, whatever.

I'm just now getting into my hood.

I missed my connecting flight, and so
I'm stuck in L .A.

And now there's some kind of fucking
parade going on outside, so it's not

can even take a nap.

I'm just hungry and tired and thirsty,
and I just want this day to be over so

bad.

There's a miniature water bottle here
for $5 and I just opened it. And now I

have to pay for it.

$5 for like two sips of a water bottle.
Are you fucking kidding me?

I graduated top of my class at Harvard.
I don't need this.

You're right. I should see if there's
room service. There's gotta be with $5

fucking water bottles.

Free in -room massage.

30 minutes free.

Yeah, there's a free massage coupon I
got here.

You're right, I am really stressed out.

That's probably a good idea. I should
get a massage.

Yeah, why not? I have time to kill
anyways.

You know what? I'll call him up right
now.

Thanks for letting me move in, babe.

I'll talk to you later.

Hi, from Desk.

I have a coupon here for a free in -room
massage. It was here in my room.

Sure. Can you send someone now?

Perfect. Thanks.

Might as well drink this $5 water since
I already opened it.

Better be good.

Hi.

So we can just set up right in here if
you want. Okay, yeah,

that's fine.

I'll go ahead and set it up right here.

Okay,

I'll do that.

Put your head on the sun.

So what kind of massage are you looking
for? Do you want Swedish or deep tissue?

Swedish. I like Swedish.

My name's Sabi, by the way.

Nice to meet you. I'm Lola.

So, are there any areas in particular
that you're wanting to get some

to?

My low back and my shoulders.

Sure. So, where are you from?

Chicago, actually.

Did you fly in?

I did. I actually missed my connecting
flight, so I'm here.

till the morning.

Yeah, I can feel it in your back.

You've been sitting for long periods of
time.

Yeah, I fly a lot for my work.

Do you work with all that stuff a lot?

Yeah, I do.

I do.

Yeah, I can feel it all in here. Usually
people that work office jobs or

anything, they're typing at the
computer.

Yeah. It gets really tense right in
here.

But we can work it out.

Do you want to move your arm around for
me?

Yeah,

you're really tight up there.

There are definitely some stretches that
you can do after you've been in a plane

or you've been in a car for a long
period of time that can definitely help

to keep from getting so tense.

Oh, really?

I'd love to do that.

Yeah, I can show you after the massage
some of the stuff you can do.

Yeah, I really get tense a lot and I
don't have time to go get a massage

I work so much. So doing those stretches
would probably really help.

Yeah, most people don't really come to
MSU until they have a real problem going

on. Yeah, that's true.

You're very good.

Thank you.

Is that feeling all right?

Yeah, it feels great. I'm definitely
feeling more relaxed.

Yeah, we hold most of our attention from
walking, actually, in our posterior.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Actually, that's why our bones are so
big.

It takes all that muscle to basically
keep our spines upright.

Wow, I never did that.

Yeah, that's actually why we're able to
be bipedal instead of still walking on

all fours. Wow.

Yeah.

A little known fact.

So the bigger your bum, the more highly
evolved you are, I guess.

Good to know.

Yeah, we carry a lot of tension on our
hamstrings.

So I guess it's good to massage that
area then.

Definitely.

It's definitely the quickest way to
relax you.

How'd that feel? I escaped.

Stopped a little relaxing.

Good.

Some parade out there.

I know, they're so noisy.

I like parade.

So you travel alone?

Yeah. Just for work.

I mostly travel alone.

But it'd be hard.

Yeah. It's really exhausting.

Well, it's good to pamper yourself then.

And I wish I had more time to pamper
myself.

This is definitely a treat.

That's very, very important.

Stopping it.

Well, it's all just good for fighting
anxiety and depression, all kinds of

things.

So let's go ahead and just switch over
and do the other side.

Just do a pleasure with the collarbone
on your shoulder.

Yeah, it feels so tense in there.

Well, this area around the total region,
I mean, it almost never gets massaged.

So it's usually pretty tender for people
in here.

Just a little bit of pressure is the one
way.

Does that feel right to you?

Thank you.

That's certainly where you're carrying
on.

I really do love my words.

Yeah,

I think the power of touch is
underrated.

I totally agree.

Yeah, I've always had a...

Servo story and the personality again

Do you have a lot of evidence on it?

I've got to go now. I've got to go now.
I've got to get changed.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

I've got to get

changed. That's fine, I'm sure.

Yeah. It was great meeting you.

It was nice to meet you too. I'm glad to
have helped you. Yeah.

Thank you.

Hello? Yes, I'm in the room now.

Yeah, I'm just replacing everything.

It's starting to shape up. I would say
in about 10 minutes or less it's going

be ready for the next guest.

Yes, for the complimentary massage.

Yeah, just give me 10 minutes and you
can send the next one up. It'll be all

ready. Okay, bye -bye.

Thank you.

Welcome to Maui Holistic Massage. How
can I help you?

Yeah, there's nobody at the front desk,
so I just kind of wandered in.

Oh, I'm so sorry. We're so short on
staff today.

Oh, it's okay. Did you need a massage
today or make an appointment?

I need a massage so bad.

I'm so sore, but no, I don't have an
appointment.

Oh, I totally understand.

It's okay.

I'm take welcome. I walk in.

Okay, great. I have this coupon on my
phone. They just emailed this to me.

you seen this?

Do you guys take this?

Yeah, of course. We can take this for
you. Okay, great. So why don't I let you

get ready, and you can lay down face
down, and I'll be back and help you.

great. Thank you.

I'm ready.

Oh, hi.

Oh, you know what?

Yeah? It is so hot in Maui. Can we just
do without the towel?

Sure. Okay. Thank you.

Every bit helps, you know.

I mean, we're both girls.

Oh, okay.

Are you comfortable?

I'm very comfortable. Thank you.

I'm so sore.

Is there a certain spot you'd like me to
focus on?

Um, you know what?

I'm sore everywhere.

Okay, don't worry. I'll take care of
you. Thank you. I'm here on vacation for

week. Nice.

Yeah.

But I've been walking everywhere.

Oh my God, I've done so much in just a
few days.

It's pretty awesome.

Well, I will get your whole body
relaxed.

Good. Just sit there.

Okay.

Oh,

is that coconut oil?

It smells good.

It's from a real Hawaiian coconut.

Oh, over here.

Oh, that's awesome.

I love that.

Is that too strong?

No, it's perfect, actually.

You are really tight.

I know. I've heard that before.

It's because we've been swimming.

I went hiking yesterday.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, I saw, what's that thing called?

I think it's called the blowhole.

Oh, yeah?

You don't know, do you? Yeah.

Yeah, that thing is so cool.

And did you have fun?

Yes, but it was a bit of a hike down all
those cliffs, all those rocks.

Well, that's why you're here, and I'm
here to take care of you. I'm glad you

found us.

Me too.

Glad you guys sent me that email.

Well, your glute definitely tight, so I
have to do special attention to it.

Oh, um, okay.

I'm sure you don't mind, do you?

No, not at all. Yeah, it's really tight,
so I need to loosen it up.

Okay.

Is it so tight?

Does it make you feel better?

Well... Put a little bit more oil on
there.

Okay.

Alright.

I do like coconut oil.

Yeah, because you've been walking around
so much and you know your leg muscles

have a workout.

Now you can just stretch it out and
loosen it up a little bit.

Yeah, I am pretty sore.

You just relax.

Okay.

That kind of tickles.

Well, it can be ticklish a little bit.

I'm sure it's relaxing.

Well,

yeah, definitely relaxing.

Wow, you have very nice glutes. Do you
work out a lot?

Yeah, yeah, I do.

Actually, I do a lot of yoga.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's so toned and tight.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you for the compliment.

Now I'm going to move down to your legs.

A lot of walking to be done.

Yes, done a lot of walking on the beach.

In the sand.

Yeah,

my feet are getting sore too.

Yeah, flip flops.

Are you

sucking

my toe?

No, no, not at all. Oh, sorry, sorry.
I'm just massaging it. It's a new way

me to massage it.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I felt something wet.
I don't know why I felt something wet.

Of course not. Oh, okay, sorry. This is
how we do it in Maui.

Oh, oh, okay.

Never heard of that before.

I swear, I feel something like wet on my
foot.

Is that the coconut oil?

Yeah, I've been using coconut oil on
you.

Oh, good. I love coconut oil.

It helps loosen your feet muscle up a
little bit.

Uh -huh, I need that.

It's right there in between your toes.

Yeah, it does feel good.

Oh,

yes.

Are you okay? Just face down.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay.

It's very important when you get a
massage that you have to relax.

Don't worry about anything else.

Okay.

I'll take care of you.

Okay, that sounds good.

Now I'll just have you flip over.

Okay. And lay on your back for me.

Sorry.

Um, don't you guys usually, like, have a
sheet for this, though?

Um, no. I figured you wanted to because
this was too hot, so you didn't want to

tell. Yeah, you're right. It is so hot
here.

It's fine.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's great.

Okay.

You have very talented hands.

Thank you.

I swear my

hands are always so sore.

I think that's why I talk so much.

You could be the reason.

That's why I'm here for a reason.

Stretch out those tight feet.

It's been a really long time since I've
gotten a massage, has it? Really? Yeah.

You should at least get them done about
once a week.

Oh, wow.

The

hands

are very soft, actually.

Thank you.

I like your sarong. It's really pretty.

Thanks.

You should get one before you go back
home.

Maybe I will.

Then you can always remember Maui.

Oh, I'm sure I'll always remember this
trip.

We're going to go ahead and move over to
the upper body.

Okay.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, it's just they kind of usually
skip over that area when I get massages.

And I get massaged a lot.

Well, this is a special classic
Hawaiian.

Massage.

Okay.

Don't worry, just relax.

I'm not worried.

Is

the

pressure okay for you?

Yeah. Okay.

Thank you.

Wow. You Hawaiians sure are friendly.

This is our aloha spirit.

It sure is.

And I'm using this special technique to
release your inner thigh muscle a little

bit.

Oh, is that what you call it? Special
technique?

Yes.

Okay. To make you feel good.

Oh, you're doing a great job.

We are very good at what you do.

What is it? Are you a sensitive spot?

You sure are.

You're really good at that.

Oh!

Make sure it goes from start to end.

That was just what I needed.

I'll never forget this one.

Oh, hi.

I was just preparing the room.

Oh, great.

All right.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So I'm going to go get ready for the
surprise I have for you.

So I know you don't like being alone so
much, so I got you a

masseuse to relax.

Okay, but I thought we were going to
spend time together. I know, but you

need to get ready.

So we can't even spend...

an hour together before you leave. You
take forever when you get ready. We're

both leaving afterwards.

Just let me get ready and go get ready
for your massage.

Okay. Bye.

So,

are you ready for your massage?

You're the maid.

Well, yes, but here in Vegas, I mean, we
wear many hats, so...

You know, masseuses can be maids, or,
you know, poker girls

can be showgirls.

Who cares? You have to make your money
somehow, Mary.

She'd know that.

Are you certified to do so?

Absolutely. There's nothing to worry
about.

Are you sure?

I promise.

I've never heard of it before, though.

Well, you must not be around here.

That is true.

Yeah.

Are you ready?

Come on, don't be shy.

Let's go.

Are you

sure it's okay?

Yes, yes. Oh, my God. I mean, I would
love to just, like, take care of you

completely. But, no, here in Vegas, we
want to make your stay comfortable, and

this is kind of our complimentary gift,
our personal gift.

But I didn't read about it under
anything when I was looking up the whole

Oh, it's okay. It's okay. You don't even
have to worry about that. We just

always make sure, regardless, that you
get what you need.

And more, of course.

Okay. So do you want to get ready and
lay down?

Do I just – are we going to do it right
here?

Yeah, yeah. So all you need to do is – I
don't want to ruin your dress because

it's all glitzy glam and very sexy.

and I don't want to get oil on it. So
you just need to remove your dress. I'm

going to remove myself from the room as
well, and then I'll knock or call out

when you're ready.

Okay. Okay, sounds good. Great.

Are you almost ready?

Almost. Okay.

All right.

So this is like any other traditional
massage. If you have any

weak points or more.

sensitive areas that you want me to
target, you can just let me know.

I usually use coconut oil.

Are you okay with that? Oh, yeah, I'm
fine with that. Okay, great, because

just makes it so much better to kind of
caress into your body and get really

deep.

Okay. Yeah.

Thank you for doing this. I really
needed this.

Yeah, no, it's absolutely my pleasure.

So, I noticed that you had a friend with
you or a partner.

Yeah, she's my girlfriend.

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Yeah, very interesting.

So, you guys have been together for
what?

We've been together for two years,
actually.

Really? Yeah.

We came to take a little vacation.

You guys must really love each other.

Yeah, we do.

It smells good.

Yeah, you like it? Yeah.

I like it, too.

It smells good when I rub it.

It smells slippery.

Um, okay.

Whoa.

Are you supposed to be... Yeah, no, no,
you don't have to worry. Come on.

This is complimentary.

I mean...

Whatever happens.

Okay.

Okay. Wow.

Yeah.

No need to be shy.

Are you kidding on me?

No, no, no. This is just the way we do
things in Vegas.

And, you know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm just getting more comfortable. I
mean, the apron was in my way. I

actually, like, stretch over your body.
I apologize for stopping.

Okay.

You know I have a girlfriend, right?

Yeah. She's in the next room.

But that doesn't really matter.

Plus, I'm only here to massage you.

Okay. Like I said, it's part of what we
do. I'm sorry.

I'm just making sure.

That's really good.

That's good.

All I want you to do is relax.

When you're relaxed, I get relaxed.

Does that feel good right there? Very
good.

You feel so tense.

Yeah. You were in need of someone to
love you down.

That's right.

That's just great.

Oh, my God.

What? You're going to get me into
trouble. I'm not. No, I'm a

don't know what you're talking about.

I'm just doing my job.

You're horrible at that.

No, but at least you like it. You
haven't told me to stop.

It's true.

See?

I got up from the shower.

Fuck her. And a good 20 minutes.

Just take what I give you.

And what is that?

Just the ability to freaking be caressed
like a real girl would.

Bet you I can love you better than your
girlfriend can.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, let's just
get something straight.

I have a girlfriend, and you know that,
right?

So you're saying you're going to give me
a free massage. I think you should

just, you know, do that instead of
hitting on me so slowly. Can you just

Look, I'm trying to work out all these
muscles, and then you keep bitching

whatever.

You don't want to just, I don't know,
enjoy yourself.

And then I got to do all the work all
over again.

Besides. Okay, just keep massaging,
please.

Okay.

Is that so good?

Yeah.

Is that what you wanted?

Uh -huh.

Because a lot more is coming.

See, it's good to work this back part.

Sometimes we forget to massage the whole
body, not just

the typical boring parts.

Are you sure you're qualified to do
professional massages? Of course. Oh, my

goodness.

That's quite offensive. You don't think
that I know what I'm doing?

You don't have faith in me?

I mean,

you should, because I'm making you feel
really good.

Are you like this with all the people
that you massage for?

Someone?

Makes it easier to rub you all down.

Does your girlfriend touch you like
this?

Um, no comment.

Why not?

I'm already rubbing you. It's not like
you're not naked right here.

I don't think this is really appropriate
to talk about.

You know, I really don't know you.

Well, you can.

You can get to know me.

Like I said a million times before, I
have a girlfriend. And I'm a

very loyal girl, so... What about back
and change?

Yeah, you seem very persistent.

You usually get what you want.

Usually.

Don't you usually get what you want?

Or does your girlfriend not do that for
you?

Because I can't.

My goodness.

You're so tense.

Rest your whole body, or at least almost
everywhere.

I'm going to move lower.

And then finish the massage.

What's a special trick?

What is that going to be?

Oh, I don't like to reveal my surprises.

Yes, it is. It is.

You soft skin too, you know.

Thanks.

Your little feet are so cute.

You should be massaged every day.

Thank you.

Is that good pressure?

Good. Good.

You know, it's really a shame that

you're not treated like a princess or
like, you know, number one priority. I

mean, you've been with, what, your
girlfriend for two years and

she doesn't massage you or please you
or...

Do anything like that for you?

I don't know. Because it seems like
you're new to this.

I guess I am.

You know, the reason why we took this
trip was to get closer together, but it

doesn't really seem like if she wants to
spend that much time with me.

Well, I mean, that's obvious. She went
and got in the shower by herself.

Isn't it nicer when you can join your
loved one and, I don't know, even be

naughty? But it seems like she's got her
own routine set, so

she's missing out.

I can tell.

You are trouble.

That's a very broad assumption.

I'm not trouble.

I haven't done anything bad.

Not yet, at least.

How was that foot?

Good. Good.

Move over to the next one.

Your feet are so tight.

Too much stress in your life.

We've got to get rid of that somehow.

And you're going to help me do that. I
absolutely am going to help you do that.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

What I'm going to do next is I'm going
to want you to flip over. That way I can

move to the top of your body and work
your shoulders.

Okay?

Okay, so now I'm going to begin working
your shoulders and your neck.

So just go ahead and close your eyes and
relax.

And I will make sure to tear up.

I see you're a lot looser now.

See, I knew I could help you in some
ways.

Many more, too.

Wait, did you hear the water go off?

I think she... No, I think... No.

Don't be just a pussycat now.

Come on, this is your time to relax.

Yeah, she's going to walk in here and
then she's going to freak out.

Sorry, I got a little excited.

Okay, where was I?

I don't remember. We're going to have to
wrap it up pretty soon because I don't

want her coming in here freaking out.
Oh, come on.

I don't think she's going to come in
here anytime soon.

It's been a while.

Doesn't seem like she really cares.

Not like I do.

I don't know.

You don't know what?

You're making me nervous.

That's a good thing.

No excuses.

Your mumbling doesn't mean anything.

She just wanted me to take care of you.

This is supposed to be a special trip
for you.

She's not going to make it special.

I want to.

You're so bad.

Yeah, but you pull it out of me.

Oh, do I?

Your nipples.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay.

Can I take the mic?

I'm going to go back down to your legs.

Massage the rest of your thighs.

Got your calves.

Come back up.

See your hips.

Get you all finished up.

Go ahead and put it like that.

How do you like the massage so far?

Good.

More than good.

Good choice you listened to me.

Otherwise, what would you be doing?

Sitting alone in your hotel room while
your loving girlfriend

takes care of you on your special trip.

I don't think so.

Now comes the best part of this whole
pod.

Like eternal bliss.

You know, I really can't help myself but
get turned

on by rubbing your body.

And being that I'm a professional at
this.

And you're just the perfect candidate
for

taking what I give you.

Like I told you earlier, we can

move toward more personal.

Aw,

just teasing.

the reason you're here.

We were supposed to meet, and I was
supposed to make your trip the best

ever.

But this is going to feel good.

This is my little complimentary treat to
you.

You sure?

What the fuck, Vanessa?

Like, I leave you to go get ready for a
fucking surprise and this is what you

do? Really?

I'm sorry. I could explain.

No explanation.

You're with the maid.

It's not a big deal. This is serious.
Shush. I'm not talking to you. No, you

shush. You are busy.

I was getting ready for our surprise
that I told you earlier.

What, for our surprise?

This is what you do?

Look, she didn't do anything.

I did everything.

Okay? So if you want to be mad at
anybody, be mad at me. And also be mad

yourself. Both of you.

Unexplainable. No matter if it's
complimentary or not. Too bad.

Sorry. Happens.

Well, I like having sex with you anyway.

Aww.

Dating anyone?

No. You know.

Good morning.

Why is it too early for you?

Do you sleep well?

It's like you're still asleep.

It's not that early.

Look, so you know, I woke up this
morning and my neck is really

hurting. Oh, I'm sorry.

But the good news is that now that we're
both awake and it's still early enough,

if we rush out of here right now, we can
get the early bird special at the spa.

It is too early for that. Come on, just
take a massage.

How about we stay in bed and I give you
a really good massage here?

Come on. That's good, though. It's
really pretty

stiff. I'll get oil.

heat it up and everything will be really
good. And we can just stay alive in our

jammies.

Well, I guess maybe if you start and it
starts feeling really good, we'll

do that and make it go from there.

Let's do it.

Okay, well maybe we can start right here
and if it feels like it's helping me,

we'll just see where it ends up. Yeah,
let's do it.

Okay, so what do I need to do?

Wow. I'm your client.

You should probably lay down.

Okay.

Or maybe just let me get behind you. You
said your shoulders and your neck. Oh,

my shoulders, my neck, and, well, the
list gets longer if I do a good job.

Oh, yeah, I like it when you do that
thing down my... down my spine.

I told you I was going to do a good job.

I know, I should trust you by now.

How about I take

your shirt off? That way I can massage
you a bit better. Be more thorough?

Exactly.

Well, usually I'm not wearing PJs at the
spa anyways.

Exactly. We'll play spa and pretend
we're doing everything we do at the spa.

Well, what else does the spa offer?

I'm not going to get a big bill in the
mail, am I? Oh, no. This one's on the

house, ma 'am.

I can think of other ways you can pay
me.

It's gonna be like that.

Hey, nothing's free.

Where's that massage oil you mentioned?

I want the full service.

Warm it up with your hands. Make it nice
and warm for me.

You're pretty here.

That makes you warm.

It's just as good as the spa.

I told you.

Your back is going to feel all better.

Oh, it already does.

Doesn't mean I want you to stop yet,
though.

Oh, don't worry. My services are not
over yet.

I must have gotten the VIP package.

So relaxed.

Don't be afraid to dig right in there.

I'm just flashing now.

Oh yeah, me too.

Did I ever tell you you have magic
fingers?

How about you lay down and get more

comfortable? Right here?

This is nice.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Well, geez, if I realized you had this
much talent, I would have asked for this

a long time ago.

Well, we can do lots more massages in
bed in the future.

Oh, we will.

the pressure.

Oh, it's perfect.

Because I'm here to give you quality
service.

I'm going to make sure everything's
perfect. Working hard for that tip.

oh it's so good you can never have
enough oil

I feel much more

comfortable now.

You can give extra close attention to my
ass.

Plan on it.

I don't want to get oil on my shirt, so
I think I'll just take it off to be

safe. Yeah, we wouldn't want that.

Well, the lady at the spa doesn't do it
like this.

Because she's not your girlfriend, I am.

Oh, it's so good.

Getting close to some other sore muscles
I have.

Oh.

Well, hello there.

I have a really good view right now, by
the way.

Do you like it?

Oh, I like it more now.

You drive me crazy when you do that.

I don't want to

make Quinn jealous.

Where are you going?

Go ahead and flip over so I can do your
front.

I love your hands. I love your hands.

I don't remember them ever doing this at
the spa either.

It's a tired muscle.

Oh my god,

it feels so good

I think you're going to need to add more
lubrication. Ooh.

Oh, yes, I can feel it already.

Looks like you're going to use more than
your fingers to massage me.

I haven't given her any kisses yet
today.

I'm just gonna give you

more kisses now.

Thank you.

What time is it?

It's dark outside.

We spent the whole day. How long did we
sleep?

How long did we have sex?

Not long enough.

Hey, since it's already nighttime, maybe
we should go back to the club. Now that

I'm all energized.

What do you say?

I'm down for another round of that and
maybe another massage tomorrow morning.

Let's do it. In the actual morning.

I won't. We'll see about that.

Why is there only one bed here?

I told you this.

What? I thought we were going to get
separate beds. I don't mind sharing a

but... The same bed is a little much
already.

They already booked.

They didn't have available rooms with
two beds. They have only one bed.

And that's... Well, this is a huge
hotel. They can't just give us a smaller

room. They can't, like, at least help us
a little bit. This is really

unnecessary. I'm just... I'm really
tired. It's been a long flight.

I just want to take a shower and fall
asleep.

Yeah.

It's just... Let me just fix this. Maybe
they have some pull -up bed or

something. Well, try a call.

Just do it.

I'm done.

Let me just see if they have something
available.

Hello, I have a problem. We have only
one bed in one room, and it's two of us.

Two sisters.

And do you have a kind of pull -up bed
or something like that?

Really apologize.

Tell you what, let me give you girls a
complimentary massage on the hotel to

make up for the inconvenience.

Oh, that's nice. Do you have any male
muscles?

He has more strong hands, more powerful.

Okay, I guess that's going to be fine.

Bye -bye.

What did they say? I have good news and
bad news.

Which one do you want first?

Okay, hit me with the bad news.

They don't have extra bed for us.

How convenient for them?

I don't know, just they don't have it.
They don't do that probably in here.

Okay,

so come on, good news. The good one is
they give us a free complimentary

massage. So the two masters are going to
come over and massage us.

That's a little better.

But I just want to shower right now. You
want to shower?

Yeah. Go relax and I'll see you. I'll
wait for them if they come.

I'm so tired.

I'll sleep afterwards.

So you're going to take a shower and
relax?

Yeah. I just need to wash off the stench
of people. I'm going to take the jacket

off and have the two of them now.

It's so hot in this room.

So you two do the massage.

Why else will we be here?

Okay.

So we're here for the tandem massage.
Isn't there another person? There's two

you? Oh, yes.

She's still in the shower.

Oh, okay. My sister.

Okay.

Do you want me to get her?

Yeah, that would be great.

The missiles are here. Are you ready for
us?

Okay.

Hi ladies. Hello.

So we're here to do your massages. I'm
so excited. I need this massage.

Great. I'm so tired.

After this whole trip. Would you guys
like a snoop? We're going to get set up

right here on the bed.

Okay.

So I'll just take this off right now.

It's okay.

Take this off. I'm going to come right
over here. I'm going to now still have

clothes on.

Yeah, go ahead and get undrafted.

Shall we know?

And you can just go ahead and lay down
on your stomach right there.

Oh, yeah, I forgot your towel.

What towel?

Yes, yes, yes.

You're welcome.

Oh, I just really want to make sure that
I get your lower back, you know,

because that, it's all attached. It's
all, like, one muscle.

Your back is a muscle.

You know, there's, like, all kinds of
nerves, and they connect, you know, just

because it starts at the top, it might
go really low, you know.

I took a course.

Oh, it's a very new technique.

I just learned that I have a three -day
seminar in Anaheim.

I feel

that all in here.

And you have a lot of tension.

It's probably pretty stressful being
outside all the time.

Yeah.

Walking around.

You have a really great body.

Yeah.

We should get the full body massage
package.

Are your feet ticklish?

A little bit at the beginning.

Is that pressure okay?

It's perfect.

Good.

Yes, I'm just finishing up.

I'm not part of this massage, but I'm
happy to flip over.

Okay, are you ready to step up over
there?

Go ahead and lay on your back.

Do you want to get the towel?

No, I'm good.

Okay.

It'll be alright.

We're all women in here

It's probably just on auto or something.

I couldn't fix it. I think it's broke.

Oh, are you serious?

Yeah, it's really hot in here.

Well, it might be actually better for
the massage because it'll help your

muscles, you know, relax more because of
the heat. So it'll probably be better,

yeah.

It's hot. Yeah, it's kind of hot now.

God, it's getting hot quite.

I hope you don't mind.

It's just, it's so hot. I don't want to,
if I sweat in it, you're going to be

able to see through it when I leave
here.

You don't mind.

It's just girls in here.

I know.

I don't even need the girls. I have a
husband.

So, yeah, there, it's okay.

Oh, your husband will be just fine.

Yeah, that's what I love.

The very scientific part.

Just going to do your upper thigh.

Relax, relax, relax.

Just relax.

You should already be relaxed by now.

Thank you.

Massage group.

Very prestigious massage. Very new
technique.

I'm really awkward.

This is how they should do this all over
the country.

All of us.

All of us. All of us.

They're very awkward.

Hmm.

oh wow it's so wet

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I hope you guys enjoyed.

There are compliments for you on the
hotel, so it won't be on you.

Hello? Really?

Okay, oh my god.

Okay, we're not gonna need the muscles
anymore, okay?

Thank you.

We're not gonna believe what just
happened.

Those girls, they're not muscles.

The rain message was going to come just
now because they were late. Wow.

Oh my God.

I can't believe it.