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The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams

Bum ba-da dum, come along with me

Link your arms together, be a hundred times happier!

On our usual route to an unknown place

The sky, the sea, they're calling for me

Okey-dokey, hand in hand

Okey-dokey, clap along

Guess the answers to all your problems

Bingo, bingo, legs out

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

We'll take the Earth's hearts by storm, hey!

Bum ba-da dum, scrunched-up crying faces

Everybody come along, come along with me

Okey-dokey, hand in hand

Okey-dokey, clap along

Let all these happy feelings wash over you

Bingo, bingo, legs out

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

Make sure you get that heart a-pumping, hey!

Bum ba-da dum, no need to be afraid

Me and my little friends are ready as can be

Bum ba-da da, bum ba-da da,

Crayon March!

Hurry up already.

Hey, are you sure this is even an actual bus stop?

At least Stonston here can sleep anywhere we go.

That's pretty much his speciality.

Hello, Princess Silver. Where do your travels take you today?

That's the thing... I'm not sure yet.

We're at some bus stop with a weird Cupid sign.

Ah, I see. That bus should take you to the Puppet Village.

I'd say your journey's coming along nicely.

I don't like the sound of that.

Hey, Princess Silver! You know, there may very well be a Sacred Bond hidden away on Puppet Village grou...

Groucho Marx!

Her joke froze me in place! Send help!

I guess we'll stick around and wait a while longer.

June's Journey III

Uh, hi there...

I've heard tell the Blademaster lives around here...

And what sort of business do you have with them?

I'm hoping to get some training so I can improve my swordsmanship.

Will a youngster like you be able to keep up with their harsh training, I wonder?

Huh?

Countless people have come 'round wishing to hone their skills under the Blademaster,

but not a single one's saw it through to the end.

Fine by me. I'm not the type to give up so easily.

Really, now?

Really.

And you'd do whatever you're told?

Obviously.

No matter what it may be?

I'd overcome any obstacle that stood in my way!

Would you truly endure absolutely anything? I know the Blademaster can be fairly cruel.

Of course!

We'll see about that.

I am the one they call the Blademaster.

You are?

Indeed!

I may be an old woman now, but I've still got guts! Don't go takin' me lightly.

You couldn't have dropped by at a better time. I got a ton of laundry that needs washing.

Wait, what?

Oh, y'know...

Cock-a-doodle-doo...

I'll have seconds...

Bus headed for Puppet Village! All aboard!

Whoa!

I was expecting a normal bus, but it's a full-on toy chariot!

Can this actually get all the way to Puppet Village?

I dunno, man...

Nobody?

Wait! We're all totally definitely getting on!

How's doing laundry going to help my swordsmanship?

Weren't ya gonna be quiet and do as you're told?!

Pah. Greenhorns like you are nothin' but trouble.

Go ahead and wash these while you're at it.

Well, have fun.

I wanna see 'em completely spotless. Scrub nice and thorough, ya hear?

How can this even be considered training?

Feels like I won the lottery!

That's a whole 35 minutes of laundry I don't got to deal with!

All set for departure!

Time to get moving!

Giddy-up!

What a cute song!

La la la-la la

la la la-la la

la la-la-la la-la-la la la la la

La la la la la la

la la la la la

la la la la la

la la la la la

La-la-la la-la-la la

la la la la la la

la la la

No better way to set the June mood than some rain.

C'mon, kid! Yer doin' this all wrong!

What'cha lookin' at me like that for? Got somethin' to say?!

No, I don't.

Listen here! A farmer's job is never over.

Don't go savin' for tomorrow what ya can do today.

Unless ya give 'em all you got day in and day out, these fields'll never start givin' back to ya.

Still...

What now?

This field isn't in any shape for farming.

YA DARN FOOL!

Don't ya see I did that on purpose?! It's a clean slate for ya to work with!

Well? Got a problem with that?

You could at least show me how you'd do it!

Ow, ow, ow, ow! A sharp pain came over my lumbars!

Maybe I'm gettin' a little too old for this.

Oh yeah?

Why do I have to stoop to this?

You nincompoop!

"Why do I have to stoop to this," was it? If this's enough to scare you off, quit while yer ahead!

Jeez!

Even got that whippersnapper cleanin' the toilet for me. Maybe I'll have him read ta me next.

Have you ever wondered why we Cupids are naked?

Our laundry on the clothesline never has a chance to dry

It rained on our first day,

rained on the second day,

rained on the third day,

and rained on the fourth day...

So when it rained on the fifth day,

all five days' worth of laundry

were soaked wet

Yeah... I've clearly still got a ways to go.

I wonder where he ran off to?

All right, I've finished doing all the cleaning!

Her room's even filthier than Princess Silver's...

Old lady!

Hey, old lady! Hurry up and give me my next task!

"Old lady"? That's no way to refer to your master.

To be blunt, Master, I'm eager to get back on my travels. I don't have much time to help out around here.

Could we just skip to the swordsmanship training?

In a hurry, then, are ya?

Yes.

Gee, why didn't ya just say so?

S-So...

It's time. Go wait for me outside.

Wow! All I ever had to do was explain the situation to her!

Mind holding onto these for me?

What's all this?

Now let's go!

Where are we going?

On a picnic.

Huh? A picnic?

Yum!

It's a joy to see all the buds sproutin' from the trees around ya, ain't it?

How's that have anything to do with our training?

Hmph. Kids these days can't even stop to take in the beauty of the mountains around 'em.

Like I said, what's it got to do with my training?

Does it matter? More importantly, could ya at least make this chair a bit more comfortable to sit in?

It'd help if you weren't so heavy.

That's the problem with you kids today! Ya gotta start whippin' yerselves into shape!

Maybe we're going to some real training after all.

She said we were going on a picnic, but maybe we're headed for a secret training spot!

Pick up the pace, will ya? Even the butterflies are moving faster than us!

R-Right!

Faster, boy-o, faster!

This here's the best view around. Perfect for our picnic, don'tcha think?

Are you saying all that was for a simple picnic?

I told ya when we left!

I've got no time for picnics! I need to get back to my travels!

Remember what we agreed on? Ya said ya'd do whatever I asked.

Even then...

Shut yer mouth!

So, how about gettin' that meal ready?

Or are ya gonna quit on me?

Um...

Yes?

Do you expect me to use all these vegetables?

Yep. Make good use of 'em.

I don't...

Make good use of 'em, I said! And thank me for bringin' us food!

Thank you very much.

What is the point in all of this? I'm starting to doubt that old lady...

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ow! What was that for?!

Caught ya wide open.

O-kay! Less talkin', more cookin'!

She really gets on my nerves...

Hot and ready.

Ain't all that bad when it comes to cooking, huh? Looks pretty darn good!

Thanks.

Go have yours, now.

Yum.

Somethin' wrong?

No...

Have a bite.

What's wrong?

Going to grab some soy sauce.

Fine.

If she is indeed the Blademaster, she'll be able to deal with this no problem.

Delicious!

It looks like she's let her guard completely down...

but there's always the possibility she's faking it and is fully prepared to dodge!

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Owowowowowow!

Oops

Oh.

I knew it. She couldn't be the real Blademaster.

To think I ever let myself get caught up in all her nonsense...

Here's hoping I can find the real one!

A brat like him oughta learn his lesson...

By the way, where do you think Cloud's headed?

Who knows?

Tell me about it. He's always off doing his own thing... Like, jeez, he's got no sense of teamwork whatsoever!

I must admit, he can be annoyingly self-centred at times.

I'd take him over the Princess and her Twelve Bad Habits any day!

She makes Cloud look like an angel.

Excuse me?

I'd say it's because you were too hard on him.

Maybe he doesn't feel welcome any more and wants to distance himself from you.

Huh?

Speak for yourself! You got it handed to you by the God of Death!

Yeah, I was thinking I might have gone too far...

I really hope he didn't decide to continue on his journey without us...

I need to make up for all the time I've wasted.

Wait... didn't I just run through here?

That must mean I've just been running in circles this whole time.

But I can't for the life of me figure out which way I came from.

Wolves?!

Shing

My sword!

Hi-yup!

Old lady?

Heh. That's Master to you, boy-o.

There we go. You're good little pups, aren'tcha?

See? You've still got a ways to go 'fore ya can handle this mountain alone.

You'll never find yer way back down there if ya keep on rushin' the whole way.

There, there.

Y-You made the wolves...

Then what was all that for? Were you playing games just to test me?

Guess so.

Ya see, I was a real fighter when I was young. But I've long since had my fill o' battles.

Why do you say that?

They're pointless.

At the end of the day, to fight means to best oneself.

If ya can't first best yourself, ya won't ever best another.

Would ya still feel the need to fight if it meant hurting someone?

But up against the God of Death, I don't have any other choice!

You're fightin' the God of Death?!

Sure, there'll always be battles that can only be won through brute force. But listen...

I need ya to remember this one thing.

It's not the power of a blade that'll win you such battles.

You must learn to overcome yourself. Only then will you be able to change the world.

You hear me?

This old lady managed to tame these wolves without ever touching the blade...

So, what'd ya think? Feeling more up to followin' my orders now?

Yes!

And you'll do whatever you're told?

Of course.

No matter what it may be?

I'll overcome any obstacle that stands in my way!

You'll truly endure absolutely anything?

I will!

That's more like it!

Those leftovers on yer plate are a display of yer weakness.

I-I don't know what you're talking about!

No wonder there weren't many bell peppers in my dish...

Time to get back to cooking!

Who, me?

You heard me. Get to work.

This is so boring, I'm getting sleepy...

Uh, hey, Cupids...

Yes? What's the matter?

Are we almost at Puppet VIllage?

Sorry, I think we still have a ways to go.

Indeed we do.

How about you bring the Vegetables out to play in the meantime?

The Vegetables? Why?

A road trip is always more fun with more people.

I guess.

What do you want?

I'm not sure if I'm in any shape to help today...

Oh, it's nothing major. We're kinda bored on the way to the next Village.

Now you're even using us to kill time? Give me a break.

I don't see any problem with it.

If you'd like, I could put on an act for you.

Like an action-packed adventure on the high seas!

Or would you prefer a tear-jerking Shakespearean tragedy?

No, we don't need you to go that far for us.

She's always so into her theatrics.

Naturally! I love the stage, as any actress should.

Everyone's having a good time but me.

By the way, what happened to Cloud?

Don't ask me what's up with that jerk!

Now now, everybody. Would you like me to sing a song to lift our spirits?

Yes, yes, yes, perfect! Sing and make us all feel better!

Doesn't matter if it's vegetables or meat. All yer food comes from living things.

And what do ya think the blade is, Cloud? The blade's a weapon crafted to take lives.

Humans subsist on the lives of other beings. Be prepared to take those lives y.

When ya go to bear the blade, ya bear that responsibility as well. Got it?

Right...

Now eat up.

Who are you talking to?

You, obviously. See anyone else here?

Ya can't say you've bested yerself 'til you eat this!

You understand what I'm sayin', don't ya?

Training in the way of the blade starts with valuing other lives.

If ya can't even eat bell peppers, I suggest ya give up now.

Be a man and eat your bell peppers!

What? Gonna run home like a little baby?

Did you ever know we Cupids love cheese?

Big cheese, small cheese, and all the cheese between

We ate cheese for a day,

ate cheese for two days,

ate cheese for three days,

and ate cheese for four days...

But when we ate cheese the fifth day,

some giant pimple grew

on our faces

Wait, did that happen to you Cupids?

Good question!

Maybe it did!

Huh? What were you saying?

They don't have any pimples!

It's just a lyric, then!

Have you ever wondered why we Cupids are naked?

Our laundry on the clothesline never has a chance to dry

It rained on our first day,

rained on the second day,

rained on the third day,

and rained on the fourth day...

So when it rained on the fifth day,

all five days' worth of laundry

were soaked wet

So you have no clothes to wear because of the rain?

Yep. It rains day after day, so our clothes never dry.

We decided it'd be easier to stop wearing clothes altogether.

It's part of what makes you so cute!

You're going to make me blush!

Look, everybody! Puppet Village is over the horizon!

What's the matter? Yer chopsticks aren't moving.

Ya can't let any food go to waste.

How long're you planning to let 'em sit in yer mouth? Gulp them down already!

The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams

The people of Puppet Village love making food for others!

I wish they'd serve us cakes or crêpes instead!

My craving for sweets was killing me, but then a God of Death Puppet invited us to a Candy House!

Wait, a God of Death Puppet?

Something smells fishy... but I can also smell sweets! I'm in!

The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams: June's Journey IV!

June's Journey IV

It's a brainstorm!

This flower, and that flower, too

flourish in beautiful colour

This person, and that person, too

are one and the same,

so gentle at heart

Oh, under this shining sky

Life is drowned in emotion

In the hands of Gods

In the lands of Gods

All is for one

and one is for all

Oh, on these glittering grounds

Life sprouts into being

From the blood of Gods

Comes our blood of Gods

All is for one

and one is for all