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The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams

Bum ba-da dum, come along with me

Link your arms together, be a hundred times happier!

On our usual route to an unknown place

The sky, the sea, they're calling for me

Okey-dokey, hand in hand

Okey-dokey, clap along

Guess the answers to all your problems

Bingo, bingo, legs out

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

We'll take the Earth's hearts by storm, hey!

Bum ba-da dum, scrunched-up crying faces

Everybody come along, come along with me

Okey-dokey, hand in hand

Okey-dokey, clap along

Let all these happy feelings wash over you

Bingo, bingo, legs out

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

Make sure you get that heart a-pumping, hey!

Bum ba-da dum, no need to be scared

My lovely little friends are full of energy

Bum ba-da da, bum ba-da da,

Crayon March!

Silver, you brat!

You have gotten your filthy hands on seven of my precious Sacred Bonds!

But no more!

I spent the last three weeks setting up a trap for you!

The kind of trap that you, my dear Silver, are sure to fall for.

I can hardly wait!

March's Journey III

Yeah, the God of Death hasn't shown his face since! We're breezing through this!

While I am pleased to hear that,

don't take the God of Death lightly. He must be up to something.

Don't sweat it! We'll be totally fine.

Cloud's keeping him busy for us, anyway.

You should still be on your guard! Idle hands are the devil's workshop!

Whoa!

Look at this super cute town!

Hello, Princess Silver? Are you listening?

Let's go check out that town!

So yeah. Bye-bye!

"So yeah"...?

Princess Silver?

Princess Silver!

I guess this is the entrance.

Whoa there! No men allowed!

Now scram!

Hey, don't be unreasonable!

Princess Silver...

What's wrong?

Men are not allowed to enter our village!

All men ever do is start fights with one another until they end up getting themselves in some war!

Since this village is women-only, we all get along. It's a peaceful life.

I see.

So yeah. I'm gonna play around here for a bit.

Bye-bye for now!

"Bye-bye"?! Princess Silver...!

You're going on your own?

I'm just gonna do some sightseeing! I'll be right back!

Yeah, right...

Ew, no way!

Right?

It's girls for as far as the eye can see!

Whoa, that's Queen Buretsu!

Hey, what are you lining up for? What's the Queen Buretsu painting for?

Haven't you heard?

The hit musical Buretsu and the God of Death is on!

A musical?

About Queen Buretsu?!

Sweet!

Buretsu cookies?!

Awesooooome!

A Queen Buretsu cookie!

Yummy!

Are all of these magazines on Queen Buretsu?

'D-Dumb God of Death'?!

They're our bestsellers! If yer not buyin', be on yer way!

Come on! A little peek won't hurt, cheapskate!

"Cheapskate"?!

Squee!

These are cute as a button!

Squee! I want one!

Wow! A bunch of Queen Buretsus!

Ooh, a new girl!

Where ya from?

I'm Princess Silver of the Crayon Kingdom!

Princess Silver?! You mean, like, the heir to Queen Buretsu's throne?!

Squee!

For real?!

You're Princess Silver?!

Where?!

Whoa, whoa! Calm down!

Seriously!

Hey, come on!

Princess Silver is taking so long.

You know her. We'll be here a while.

Gruuumble

So, like, Miss Princess Silver... Care to tell us all about Queen Buretsu?

There's been so much Queen Buretsu hype around our village lately!

'Cause, like, she totally defeated the God of Death and returned peace to our world!

Well, I did get to see Queen Buretsu back during the Ceremony of the Mirror.

She seemed like a lovely person!

No way!

And this here shows you a Princess' vindication! It was Queen Buretsu's very own!

Squee! It's, like, totally cute!

How lovely!

When I show traits it finds befitting of a Princess, it makes a super dreamy sound!

Really?!

That's so cool!

Try it!

Awwww!

What'd I tell ya? You're just an ordinary girl!

She's the real deal!

Still, being Princess of the Crayon Kingdom isn't enough to make you like Queen Buretsu.

You've gotta be strong, helpful, and super well-behaved!

In other words...

Like me!

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

You gotta stop putting on airs. It's sooooo obnoxious.

Let's go.

That was uncalled for!

Oh well! I've got plenty of great friends right here!

"Great friends", huh?

So, you got a problem?

Doesn't sound like it.

I give up.

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Do you two wanna walk around town with me?

Too slow!

Cinderella, dressed in yellow...

Oh, I wouldn't dare!

Wow, everyone does get along here!

You'd never believe we're on the brink of war.

War, what is it good for?

I don't know what kids today are thinking...

Isn't it the old people who are starting wars?

Watch your mouth!

Speaking of mouths, can we grab a bite to eat?

I could use a drink, too... If only there were a restaurant here.

There's a café right around the corner!

Really?

Yup!

There, see?

That thing?

Yaaay! Thanks a bunch!

All according to plan!

A Fun Home

A Fun Home?

Is this really a coffee shop?

They may have tea and sweets, but...

I don't see any employees around.

Hold on!

Isn't it odd for a restaurant of this size to only have the one table?

Don't tell me this tea is poisoned or something...

Click

That scared me!

You nearly gave me a heart attack!

At least it was fun!

By 'A Fun Home', do you think they meant...

...a trick house?

So it's a literal funhouse?

A funhouse?

Sounds interesting!

So how are we supposed to get out of here?

There's the door!

Oh, it's a mirror!

Hey there, good lookin'.

Let's get going!

Kids these days are so easily distracted!

Looks like I'm not one to talk.

Watch and learn.

Wait up!

Come on!

I quit! This is too much for me!

Will we have to spend the night out here?

N-No...

What are you two doing?

Um, uh... What brings you here?

I saw a suspicious cloud headed toward this village, so I came to investigate.

D-Do you think it's the God of Death?

It may very well be.

Still, if you guys are here, that means...

Oh no! Did Princess Silver enter the village?

She left and hasn't come back.

Her life is in danger! Why didn't you follow her inside?!

How can we?!

When are we gonna get to the end of this corridor?

There might be something on the other side!

Have you ever heard the expression "More trouble than it's worth"?

We're here to see some friends of ours!

Nothing in the world makes me happier than my beloved sweets!

If you'll excuse us!

Huh? What's with the round room?

My body can't take this!

Waaaah! It's as scary as it is fun!

There's Queen Buretsu merch everywhere! It's no wonder Princess Silver hasn't come back.

And where did she get up to, exactly?

Do my nostrils deceive me, or do I smell something cooking?

Are you alright, Madame?

Ooh, there's a new girl!

What're you up to?

Stonston, darling!

Your friends are over here, silly!

But the cookies look so delicious...!

They call this a funhouse, but if you ask me, it should be called a dumb-house!

We need to get out of here!

How can someone your age be tired?

Where's the action? Where's the danger?

You two have it easy...

Look, a door! Maybe this one will be the exit!

Whoa!

BOOOOOOOOOONG

BOOOOOOOOOONG

It's a cuckoo clock!

How cute!

"Like, no way! Are you, like, serious?!"

T-The God of Death!

I appreciate your falling right smack dab into my trap!

Wait, a trap?! You built this house to catch me?

You got it!

I spent the last three weeks building this trick house!

You fools will never ever find your way out of here!

Are you crazy?

And didn't you start a big war between the Rice Ball and Hamburger Kingdoms?

What in the world are you thinking?!

It's only natural that the God of Death likes war!

With you locked up in here, maybe the battle between the Kingdoms will finally begin!

Not on my watch! I'm getting outta here as fast as I can!

Lemme out, or else!

If you do as I say, I might let you go...

If you perform the Ceremony of the Mirror and summon Queen Buretsu, I will let you out!

Don't kid yourself! Why would I ever do that?!

Take some time to think it over. How long do you have, you ask?

I'll check up with you in sixty years or so. Until then, farewell!

Hey! Get back here!

Sixty years? I'll be an old lady by then!

It is quite a long while off...

Yep.

I guess this is where I'll have to grow old... Ugh!

Age is nothing to worry about, dear. I can tell you from experience.

Easy for you to say!

Seeing as the God of Death left, there has to be an exit somewhere.

Maybe.

That must be it! Let's hurry!

I'm starting to believe there's no exit.

But if the God of Death left through here, we should be able to do the same...

Wow! Nice one, Umekero!

A hidden passageway, just as I suspected.

Attagirl!

That's not it!

This is the exit.

I know you like creepy places, Gomaata...

but we'd probably get lost if we went this way. I don't think we should.

The other way looks way too obvious, though.

She's right!

The God of Death probably built this place with you in mind,

so the real exit is probably the pitch-black passageway you'd never choose.

Maybe you're right.

So let's go!

Hey, Gomaata! Wait up!

Princess Silver?

Don't tell me the God of Death already...

I spy some cake!

Don't!

It's a dead end!

What did I tell you?!

Plop

Huh?

We're back in the first room!

Look, the door's wide open!

Yahoo!

Hi there. Would you mind getting off me?

Oh.

Sorry about that.

I couldn't breathe...

I thought you were gonna crush me.

Araessa? Stonston? Cloud?

You guys are looking good!

What're you laughing at?

We only did this to find you, Princess Silver!

How rude!

I just...!

As long as you're safe, Princess.

Catch you later!

As long as... I'm safe?

Even though the God of Death got away, today was a ton of fun!

Fun?

Do you have any idea how hungry I was?

Huh? There are boys here!

Boys!

They're totally boys!

Oops, I completely forgot!

Run for it!

W-Where's the exit aaaaaaaaaatttttt?!

The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams

While we were searching for gold in a mountain filled with holes, I dropped my perfume bag.

Turns out it ended up in the temple of the Mouse Village as a sacred artifact,

and they say they'll only give it back if I take care of the monster mole!

Are you kidding me? It's humongous!

The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams: March's Journey IV!

March's Journey IV

It's a brainstorm!

This flower, and that flower, too

flourish in beautiful colour

This person, and that person, too

are one and the same,

so gentle at heart

Oh, under this shining sky

Life is drowned in emotion

In the hands of Gods

In the lands of Gods

All is for one

and one is for all

Oh, on these glittering grounds

Life sprouts into being

From the blood of Gods

Comes our blood of Gods

All is for one

and one is for all