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The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams

Bum ba-da dum, come along with me

n'paka n'paka isshou ni ikou

Link our arms together, we'll be a hundred times happier!

unde wo kunde tanoshisa hyakubai

An unusual route in an unknown city,

itsumono michi mo shiranai machi mo

the sky, the sea, they're all calling for me

sora mo umi mo watashi wo yobu yo

Okey-dokey, hand in hand,

Okey-dokey te to te

Okey-dokey, clap along

Okey-dokey utte

Let's guess where it is that your answer lies!

mondai wa doko ka atete miyou

Bingo, bingo, legs out,

Bingo Bingo ashi wo

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

Bingo Bingo narashi

Let's take the Earth's hearts by storm, hey!

chikyuu no kokoro wo tsukamaeyou Hey!

Bum ba-da dum, scrunched-up, crying faces

n'paka n'paka nakimushi kemushi

Everyone, come along, come along with me

minna ikou issho ni ikou

Okey-dokey, hand in hand,

Okey-dokey te to te

Okey-dokey, clap along

Okey-dokey utte

Happy feelings are overflowing from inside

ureshii kimochi ga fukurandeku

Bingo, bingo, legs out,

Bingo Bingo ashi wo

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

Bingo Bingo narashi

Go and make sure that your heart is beating, hey!

haato no biito wo tashikameyou Hey!

Bum ba-da dum, no need to be scared,

n'paka n'paka kowaimono nashi

My lovely little friends are full of energy

genkiippai suteki na nakama

Bum ba-da da, bum ba-da da,

n'pakapa n'pakapa

Crayon March!

kureyon maachi!

My Own Picture Diary

I made the skeletons cry

Princess Silver here! Hey, hey, did you see my valiant efforts on Tombstone Island?!

The Skeletons turned to piles of bones, and I knocked the God of Death out of the park!

PUNCH

Kicked the God of Death's Butt

How embarrassing

When I get serious, I'm not half bad!

The boys were completely useless

That's a huge stretch!

You're just making yourself look good!

Jeesh! It's my diary, so I'll write what I want!

January's Journey I

This isn't the New Year's I know and love.

Usually, it'd be...

Happy New Year, Your Majesty King Golden!

Your Majesty Queen Opal! Happy New Year!

Your Highness Princess Silver, Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! It warms our hearts to see everyone in such good spirits.

Right, my dear Opal Queen?

Indeed, my Golden King.

Let us have an exceptional year!

All right, oh Golden King?

Sounds good to me, dear Opal Queen.

It feels like forever since then.

Not to mention...

Prime Minister!

Oh, if it isn't Her Highness, Princess Silver!

Isn't there anything you'd like to give to me?

Hm? What would I give to the Princess...?

Oh, now that you mention it...!

I forgot to write you a New Year's card.

Noo, nooo! That's not it!

New Year's Money

Here you are.

My, you shouldn't have!

Thanks, Prime Minister Chameleon.

Don't menchun'it.

Not being able to see Princess Silver smile makes me oh-so-sad...

I knew we'd find you up here!

We looked all over the castle.

Is something the matter?

No time to explain!

Just come with us!

W-What's going on?!

New Year's Prime-Minister-Chameleon Pep Rally Variety Show

The New Year's Prime-Minister-Chameleon Pep Rally Variety Show!

Please, please, be seated!

You set up such a beautiful display for me?

Yes. Since the King and Queen are in such a sorry state, we figured this would be no time for celebrations.

But we couldn't stand to see that look on your face, Prime Minister Chameleon.

Oh...? Is that what this is about?

Why, thank you!

First, let's hear a motivational speech from Minister Brown!

Life is lonesome.

Life is solitude... oh, how lonesome!

Uh, p-pardon him! Please welcome our leadoff hitter, Minister Pink!

Heya! Minister Pink heres!

Are y'all ready?!

Yer hangin' me out dry!

Say, let's see what's so super special about this first guest!

Let's get'er started with this ol' gal!

Good day. I'm Ekko Ichihara the housemaid.

Honey? Oh, my. He's dead. Oh no.

Oh...

I saw it all! Ohohohohoho!

Next up, it's Kadaita!

Good morning, Kadaita here.

How'd the interview go?

Swim swim swim...

And that's how it went.

And finally, Ceasara!

Hey there, hi everybody!

She's pretty good!

Bump!

I'm the spinner.

And I am the thrower.

I'm the rotator!

Then you're the same as me!

Leeeet meeeee offfffff!

Happy New Year!

Leeeet meeeee offfffff...

DONK

Here!

Hey, stop it! That's my nose!

One, two, three!

Happy New Year!

Oh, life is—

If the Princess were here, she'd be having the time of her life!

Mrs. Puuchi!

Oh no. Look what I've done.

Prime Minister Chameleon, there's still a ton of fun on the way!

Minister Orange, if you'd please?

That's more like it!

If we want Prime Minister Chameleon to feel better, wouldn't a present do the trick?

And I happen to know just the thing to please him.

Oh? What would that be?

I wonder!

It's... a false tooth!

A false tooth, you say?

My, I had no idea! Why is that?

Otherwise how will he...

(pun on 'kamerenai' = can't bite and 'kamereon')

bite those rice crackers?

pfft

Too cold!

You're right.

I know the best present for us Crayon Ministers, too.

And that is a crayon!

No.

Please stop...

So gather up your crayons

(pun on 'kure yo', as if demanding that this happens)

and give 'em to me!

We're losing him!

You must endure!

Someone help!

Minister Pink!

Sure thing! Um, uh, how 'bout I be Mrs. Puuchi?

I don't think so! Don't you agree, Madame Killup?

Do cheer up, Prime Minister Chameleon!

Do your best even without any New Year's Money!

Prime Minister Chameleon!

Stay with us!

That's enough of that.

Princess Silver has encountered countless hardships on this journey of hers.

This is no time for partying.

Prime Minister!

Life is sorro—

Get a hold of yourselves!

Ah! That's it! How about we gather New Year's Money and deliver it to the Princess?

Oh!

Good thinking!

I'll get in touch with the White Cat Mail Service from back home

and ask if they plan to depart for January Village in the morning.

We'll have them deliver it.

Understood.

Oh, yeah. While we're at it, deliver that new item to them too.

Hey, wait a second...

I get that Cloud is a descendant of Duke Klaus,

but why did he turn Mother and Father to stone?

Isn't Duke Klaus the man who worked with Queen Buretsu to seal the God of Death away?

Did you use the wrong magic?

No. That was my only option at the time.

That God of Death...

If I hadn't turned the King and Queen to stone,

the God of Death would have got them instead.

So you're actually my father and mother's savior?

I guess.

This is the January Bridge. Let's cross.

It's icy, so watch your step.

January Village is right after Snow-White Gate.

Come on!

What?

If Cloud turns the King and Queen back,

you don't have to stay on this journey any longer, Princess!

Oh, good point! Hooray!

Guess it's time for us to head home!

No can do!

Why not?!

Princess!

It's not my fault for once!

Why can't you?

The magic to turn them back

doesn't exist.

Huh?

Huh...?

What'd you saaaaay?!

Calm down. It's not magic, but I do know how to turn them back.

Don't scare me like that!

And how do you do it?

What do we need to do?

Defeat the God of Death.

Pull your hair out and seal him away.

My hair...?

Pull it out?

Seal him away?

But in order to defeat the God of Death, you first must become a woman as splendid as Queen Buretsu.

That's all? Then I've got all my bases covered!

For real?

Of course!

Well, take this. Hold it in the palm of your hand.

What's this thing?

While that once belonged to Duke Klaus,

he gave it to then-Princess Buretsu as a means of vindication.

A Princess' vindication?

Wow, Queen Buretsu's?!

Hold it out and it'll tell you if you're worthy of being the Crayon Kingdom's Queen.

Huh. Let's give it a try!

Fantastic!

That's awesome!

That's wonderful, Princess Silver!

Looks like those Bad Habits really are gone.

Geh?!

Huh?

I know the Bad Habits are gone because that thing acts like a barometer.

I don't think they've gone anywhere...

Is it broken?

Huh?!

Nothing.

I knew I never had Twelve Bad Habits to begin with!

Cloud!

I'll take good care of this!

Look! It's Snow-White Gate.

January Village is right through here.

What a pretty gate.

Let's go!

Hey, wait!

What he said!

They're all making snowmen!

Must have free time.

Swan Hotel

Swan Hotel?

Let's get a room here.

Excuse us...

Feel free to take whichever room you'd like.

Here, the keys. Take your pick.

We're all too busy building snowmen, anyway.

Come on, everyone!

Yeah!

What's with those people? They neglect their guests and run out to make snowmen...

With this kind of staff, we can't expect much of the rooms.

I can always help us out with that.

What's that?

It summons her room in place of any other.

My Room Key does it all!

Oh?

Later!

Any room is better than...

sleeping outdoo—

Uaaaaaaagh!

How can it get this messy?!

This is awful.

And you expect me to stay here?!

What's wrong?

Just take a look at this mess!

Oh...! Yeah, it is a bit messy.

"A bit"?

To me, this isn't that bad at all.

Don't tell me... your room...

What's going on in here?!

Whoa.

Looks a bit better today.

It's much cleaner than usual.

Stop it! It's rude to peek inside a lady's room!

You call this a lady's room?

It's only a bit messy!

Princess Silver!

What?

Let's see that Princess' vindication.

Huh?

Hurry up!

I know, okay? You stuck-up...

Ahem.

Huuuuh

What?

Did it break?

It's your messiness!

Objection!!

Objection!!

Objection!!

As long as your Bad Habits show, you won't be able to prove your worth as a Princess.

Wait, where are you...?

I don't know about you, but I'd like to find the God of Death, so I'm gonna take a look around January Village.

I'll be back in around a week. In the meantime, make sure to tidy up that room.

See you.

That brat!

He just doesn't get it. Having some mess calms me down.

Oh, you're doing it completely wrong!

You've gotta pack the snow! Pack it, I say!

Heave-ho, heave-ho...

That's more like it!

Excuse me, Madame... What do you build all these snowmen for?

We're all having a snowman-building competition.

Whoever is able to make the longest-lasting snowman

wins a fabulous prize!

A fabulous prize?!

I wonder if we should enter, too...

Forget about it. There's no way you can build a snowman that good by tonight's deadline.

Then I guess I'll just get the Vegetables to help me out!

Happy New Year, everyone!

Happy New Year!

A snowman?! How're we gonna pull that off?

For now let's at least see what the fabulous prize is!

I sure hope it's something yummy.

I've got to cook a New Year's Dinner, so can you hurry this up?

Yeah, yeah...

So that's their fabulous prize!

It's a vacuum cleaner...

And a great one at that!

By utilising this, Princess Silver could clean her messy room in a flash!

Very true.

Okay! Let's give the contest a run for its money!

If I could use this to clean my room, it'd shut that Cloud brat up for good!

Go team!

Whoo!

Come on! Let's get snowman-building!

The others don't seem that big either...

If we win this, the paparazzi will come running!

Huh?

What's wrong?

That huge thing...

UH-OH!

We're in the final stretch, guys!

It's looking like we'll win again this year!

We can make one way bigger than that!

Cough

Cough

Come to think of it, I still have a cold...

My New Year's Dinner is gonna stick to the pan!

I'm not sure if I can afford to risk my hands.

An actress's career depends on them.

Constructing a snowman of such size this late...

There's a 99.999% chance that's impossible!

Objection!!

Objection!!

Why does Nobiruja never come out when I need him?

I guess we can forget the vacuum...

Hold it!

While I do believe that it is 99.999% impossible, that still does not a 100% chance make.

So you're saying...

Leave this to me.

Slothsco Wholesale

Whaaaaat?

Thiiiiiirty kilograms of saaaaalt...?

Are you alright?!

I was suuurprised, that's alllll...

I'm the one who's surprised here!

Let's seeeeee... let's seeeee hereeeee....

Wheeeere diiiid I...

I'm suuuuure it waaas aaaround heeeere...

It took him two hours to find the salt! This sucks!

He deserves to be called a sloth, and his store is messy to boot!

We need to get started, fast!

All done!

It's the spitting image of a snowman!

Nobody will suspect that it's made of salt.

And I didn't even have to dirty my hands!

So I am a genius after all.

Hurry up and send us back. Dinner should be about ready.

I got you! Good work today, guys!

Vegetables are the best for your health! If you eat lots, you'll grow big and strong!

Ta-da!

Let's sneak it outside once it gets dark.

Let's put it right next to the favorite!

I agree! Let's do that.

One Week Later

Parlor Bear

Guess our winning streak continues this year. That vaccuum cleaner's all but ours.

You said it!

Are you sure about that?

I'm pretty sure our snowman is gonna win.

Parlor Bear

There's no way your puny snowman will outlast ours! Give up already!

H-How embarrassing!

The winner will be announced tomorrow.

I can't wait for us to get that vacuum cleaner!

Then this room'll always be squeaky clean.

Yep! I hope you guys like vacuuming!

DONK!!

DONK!!

Are you saying you intend on making us do the cleaning?!

Well, what'd you expect? I hate cleaning up.

I have no idea how to use those things, anyway.

Aaaahhh

Princess! Princess! Wake up!

We've got no time to waste!

Open up!

What...?

We can't find our snowman anywhere!

Oh.

Wait, WHAT?!

There's no way it could have melted, so what happened?!

Someone must have taken it away!

H-Hey, we don't know, either!

Yeah...

What are you arguing about?

Hey, Cloud!

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

You picked the perfect time to show up.

Ah... I see.

Did you figure it out?

You cheated, Princess Silver.

Your snowman was made of sugar.

It wasn't sugar, it was salt!

Stonston!

Ack! My bad...

So you really did deceive us!

I knew it didn't add up.

That means we win again this year!

Yup!

Dinner's on us! Eveyone's invited!

And to think we almost had them.

But whatever happened to our snowman?

WOOOSH!

Once we smelt that sweet aroma, we thought spring had come!

Thanks for the tasty snowman!

Ooh!

"Sweet"?

That could only mean...

Whaaaaaat?

Soooorry, sooorry...

Guess I miiiixed up the saaaalt and sugaaar.

This is no laughing matter! This happened because of your messiness!

Tidy up your store!

Don't you think she's projecting a little?

Geesh.

More importaaaantly... sugar costs threeeee times more than salt.

You'll have to paaay the differeeeence.

None of this would have happened if not for your Bad Habit of Messiness.

What do you mean?! Wasn't it you who told me to clean my room up, Cloud?

There you go blaming others again!

You have no right to say that!

Yeah, why not?!

You didn't help make the snowman, and you didn't even pay for the sugar!

Come on...

We went to the Bamboo Forest because we thought it would be the perfect chance to defeat the God of Death,

but it's one earthquake after another here!

Mr. Daruma told us that if we gather those weird stones, we can beat the God of Death.

I'm fired up!

The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams: January's Journey II!

January's Journey II

It's a brainstorm!

kono hana mo sono hana mo

This flower, and that flower, too

ari no mama iro utsukushiku

flourish in beautiful colour

ano hito mo dono hito mo

This person, and that person, too

ari no mama ni

are one and the same,

kokoro yasashiku

so gentle at heart

aa hikari no sora no shita

Oh, under this shining sky

wakitatsu inochi wa

Life is drowned in emotion

kami no miwaza

In the hands of Gods

onaji miwaza

In the lands of Gods

minna ga hitotsu

All is for one

hitotsu ga minna

and one is for all

aa kagayaku daichi no ue

Oh, on these glittering grounds

fukidasu inochi wa

Life sprouts into being

kami no chishio

From the blood of Gods

onaji chishio

Comes our blood of Gods

minna ga hitotsu

All is for one

hitotsu ga minna

and one is for all