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bathroom has no line.
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Well, this pretty much tells you
everything you need to know about men.
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They pee in a trough.
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Oh, man!
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What? You forget how inaccurate guys can
be.
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Oh, boy. You wouldn't believe some of
the stuff they have written about you in
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here, Carrie.
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True, but my God.
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Hi.
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The women's line was insane.
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That was insane. I don't know why that
is.
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Well, I do know why that is. We don't
have the trough.
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Hey, Kurt.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Eyes. Not much.
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Oh, Denise and Ryan canceled the
rehearsal dinner.
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Who needs it, really? You know, they're
spending so much money on the reception.
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But it is going to be beautiful.
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I saw at the dinner, Pete. We don't talk
in the men's room.
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Sorry.
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I'm new.
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Why don't you tell me? I thought you
knew.
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Okay. Two tips.
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Hover and don't look down.
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Oh, good morning, sunshine.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Price my fitting?
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Fevering about?
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Oh, I don't want to try on crunchy
fabrics today.
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What'd you end up last night? I don't
remember.
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Who's the naked guy in the bathroom?
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Starting to come back to me.
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You're such a slut.
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I'm not a slut.
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I'm just a quick judge of character.
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He was naked.
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But you can't tell if a guy's cute if
he's naked.
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No, I can't. And don't try to make it
into some kind of homophobic thing, all
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right? I don't like to look at a naked
guy.
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I don't like to look at myself naked.
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Well, that I understand.
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I can't believe I have to spend $150 on
a dress I am never going to wear again.
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Oh, what are you complaining about? I
can't get my car out of the shop because
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of this dress, and I have to have stupid
Kurt driving me everywhere.
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And thank you, by the way. Yeah, don't
mention it.
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Come on, let's go.
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Like you've never forgotten a naked guy
in your bathroom?
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The bows have to go.
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No, I don't care if it hurts your
feelings. They have to go.
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So?
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What do you think of the bows?
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We love them. Oh, good.
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Because they just look so plain, and I
thought, you know, bows.
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They're too much, aren't they?
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You hate the bows. Oh, God, you hate the
bows.
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No, no, we like the bows. We just had to
get to know the bows.
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Good. Well, they're going to cost an
extra 50 bucks, but I thought they're
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it.
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Yeah.
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So, Carrie, have you thought about what
you're going to say for your maid of
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honor speech?
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Oh, it's a toast, right?
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Doesn't have to be a speech, does it?
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Oh, no, no, no, it doesn't have to...
Oh, Denise?
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Denise?
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My wedding day. Okay, better now.
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So, when's your brother coming to town?
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Oh, you mean Danny, my brother, who's
engaged?
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Yeah. Tomorrow. Oh, and he's engaged.
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I just asked a question.
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Come on, Shannon.
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No one's buying it. We all know he was
the one. That was over five years ago.
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I've moved on.
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And on and on and on.
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Don't worry, Denise. I'm sure Shannon
can distract herself with someone.
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Between the band, the ushers, the
caterers, some guys got to be drunk
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look past these bows, which I love.
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Look, if I want to have fun, I'm going
to have fun.
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I'm not the one biting the dust.
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What's that supposed to mean? It means
nothing.
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Shannon? Well, I'm just saying, Ryan's
like all the other guys in this town. I
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mean, we know them too well. I mean,
he's great, but why do you have to marry
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him?
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expect you to understand.
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He's hungry.
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It's not something you can just put into
words.
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It just feels right.
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Go out with me.
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No. Come on, go out with me.
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No.
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How about now?
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Kurt, I'm not going to go out with you.
You're like my best friend.
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Oh, you think you're so...
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I remember you were a skinny little 12
-year -old who tried to make your
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grow with a vacuum cleaner.
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Kurt!
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All right, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
said that.
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We still friends?
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No. All right, you want to go out with
me?
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Hey! What are all these shrimp doing in
the trash?
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super first bachelor party. It's not
sleazy sleazy. It's fun sleazy.
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What's different?
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A hundred bucks.
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Look, the night before Thanksgiving, you
don't want a great meal.
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You go for a burger.
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It makes Thanksgiving that much more
special.
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That's your analogy?
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Actually, it was mine, but it was meant
to convince you, not them.
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Hey, you guys can get a stripper if you
want.
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I don't know, Ryan.
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Why go out for jumbo dogs tonight when
you know you're going to have cocktail
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weenies tomorrow?
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Charity, sweetheart.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey, Gary.
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Steve.
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Short whiskey, sweetheart.
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Any luck?
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Nothing but dog, fish, and hake.
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Yeah, the baby's fished out.
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There are plenty of cod in that bay. You
know what the problem is? You'll tell
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me what the problem is. I'll tell you
what the problem is. They're hiding.
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They're hiding.
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You think that's funny.
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Well, you really think cod are that
smart?
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God, how smart do they have to beat out
with us?
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Well, let them play their little game.
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We'll find them.
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Don't tell your mom.
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Hey, sis.
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Danny.
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Congratulations. Welcome home.
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Hey, Terry.
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Hey, Beans. Hey, Skeeter.
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Well, look at you.
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God, I wish my sister got married more
often.
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So where's Elizabeth?
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Oh, um... She really wanted to come.
It's just that she's too scared of
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Oh?
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Come on. You get a time out.
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She definitely hasn't lost it. Yeah,
just be smart, okay?
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Always.
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Hey!
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You got orders up.
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You're worried about your friends,
aren't you, honey?
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I'd be worried about them, too, except
one, I'm working, and two, I don't give
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rat's ass.
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The St.
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Stephan Chanticleer.
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Could our team have had a lamer name?
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I always thought we should have been the
Martyrs.
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The Martyrs? Yeah.
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Have a logo of a little guy in a white
robe kneeling and praying with a
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lion behind him.
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Then the other teen could have been, uh,
kill the martyrs! And we'd have been,
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turn the other cheek!
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Can you believe how much this wedding is
costing?
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I know, I had to shell out 30 bucks for
my tux.
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Ow! 30 dollars?
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I've got boats that cost more than that!
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This wedding's really getting to me. I
know, I'm getting welts all over my
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Denise and Shannon are bugging me. It's
like I always have to be the referee
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between them.
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Yeah, God knows you can't let them be
responsible for their own lives.
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Tell him to kill him.
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What's going on? Ryan wants to postpone
the wedding.
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Seems he didn't realize that the Lakers
were playing the Celtics that night.
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Come on, Denise.
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It's just pre -wedding jitters. Ryan's
going to marry you. No, he won't.
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he'll be dead.
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move the wedding. All I did was ask if
that date was ironclad.
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How's it going? Oh, great.
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Now the florist is having a nervous
breakdown.
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Well, you've been riding her pretty
hard.
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It has nothing to do with me.
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Apparently her brother is on probation.
He moved back home and now the florist
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feels that, you know, he's getting the
love she never had. And why do I know so
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much about my florist?
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Okay, okay. I just have to focus.
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Shannon, are you going to sleep with
Danny?
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I really need to know because I'm no
longer going for the perfect wedding.
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now I'm just going for the not -so
-freaking -disaster wedding. And Danny
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brother, and he is engaged.
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And it's really, really important for me
to believe in the institution of
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marriage just for the next 24 hours,
okay?
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Okay, I'll see you!
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After tomorrow, I don't care.
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Sleep with him when I'm in Cancun.
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I'll be comatose then.
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Just don't throw up my wedding!
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You know, I was really worried about how
she'd bear up under pressure, but I
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think she's handling it really well.
really well.
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your father?
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Um, he's taking one of his naps.
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Honey, you know, I've been thinking
about this wedding. I think everybody
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be happier if I didn't go.
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Oh, Mom, what are you talking about?
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You know, come on. Nobody wants to hear
me yelling at your father when he starts
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singing his sea shanties and making his
tattoos dance.
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I'll take care of Dad.
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Honey, I don't want you to spend your
time. I'll take care of him.
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Okay? All right.
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Are they, uh, are they gonna have a mass
with the wedding?
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No, just a ceremony. That church is
gonna fall.
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walk in. Oh, honey. Mom, don't start.
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Let's go back to mass. One hour a week.
Is that too much to ask? One hour.
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Mom, I'm having a party.
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Can't we save guilt and recrimination
for tomorrow?
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We'll both be fresher. Fine.
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I don't know where I'd be without the
church.
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Divorced and happy?
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Father Boyle has been a rock for me.
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Oh, yeah, Mom. Interesting choice for a
marriage counselor.
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A guy who's taken a lifelong vow of
celibacy. That's right. That's right. He
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can... Be objective.
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I can't believe the police broke up our
party.
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I can't believe they left their car
unlocked.
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Oh, I'm so glad this is all going to be
over tomorrow.
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It was really hard making up my mind. I
understand.
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You didn't want to be...
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stuck in an unhappy marriage with a baby
to feed in a dead -end town with no
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prospects.
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Actually, I meant whether to have the
reception at Knights of Columbus or the
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Elk Club.
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I do love Brian.
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Once I saw how good he was with our
little Connor, I realized I wanted him
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the father of our child.
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The economy sucks, there's nothing to
do, and everything I own smells like
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Look, you may be stuck here forever, but
not me.
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Hey, I'm not stuck here. You know,
there's a difference between staying and
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sticking. You would have left a long
time ago, but you're secretly afraid
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fall apart without you.
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Which, by the way, is incredibly
patronizing.
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That is so wrong for so many reasons
you'll never understand.
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I like living here.
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You know, we know everyone. Everyone
knows us.
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We've got friends. We've got family.
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We've got history. Okay.
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Before we end up embracing the Gorton's
fish guy in a group hug.
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Can we wrap this up? This girl is going
to her doom tomorrow.
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Shut up, Shannon.
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I was just going to say that you... No,
I mean it. Shut up.
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I'm tired of you ragging on my wedding.
Don't you have any respect for marriage?
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Uh, not really.
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Really?
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Oh, you're never going to get married.
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Why would I want to get married?
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Companionship. I have plenty of
companionship.
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I think she means a situation where a
health clinic isn't involved.
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I don't know. You know kids?
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I have seven brothers and sisters. I
have raised my kids. And you don't dream
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growing old with someone?
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I don't want anyone to see me when I'm
old.
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You're sad.
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You know that? Not really.
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Come on, Shin.
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No, you guys go ahead. I'm going to sit
here and talk to the fish.
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Attention, fish.
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Wait, what do you say to fish?
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Well, I don't know, but you better say
something because you got their
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now.
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Okay. A few words on hygiene.
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Boy, there's no nice way to say this.
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You smell.
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I think they're getting us busted with
the stripper. Hey, my mom was supposed
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be at the movies, okay?
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I can't... Hey!
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How was your party?
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Oh, it was wicked, wicked.
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I heard your mom had a good time.
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I gotta move out.
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Denise? I'm not talking to you. Look,
you have to.
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I got something to say I should have
said a long time ago.
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It's just...
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Sometimes I have problems saying what's
in my heart.
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Denise Grabaldi, I love you more.
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I love you more than the Celtics.
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Oh, my.
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Do you really mean that?
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I do.
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I really do.
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Where's Shannon? I don't know.
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I'll kill her. Oh, come on. She
promised. I'm sure nothing's happened.
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Coming right behind you.
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Coming!
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Not a good idea, Danny.
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You know, I think about you all the
time.
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All the time?
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Mm -hmm. You mean like when you were
leaving without saying goodbye?
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years you were gone, never called.
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While you were getting engaged?
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Yeah.
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No, no, no. What are you doing? Oh, come
on.
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Do you remember high school?
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I do.
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You loved me.
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In high school. I also loved Sheena
Easton, but I moved on.
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No, no, no, Danny. I am not going to do
this to Denise.
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I am not going to do this to myself, and
I am most certainly not going to do
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this to you.
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leave you, Shannon.
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How can you do this to me? How can she
do this to me? Look, I don't want you on
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my wedding. For what?
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For this?
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I was going to let you carry my train.
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Carrie, back me up here.
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Listen, I'll back you up. Carrie can see
what's going on here. You know what?
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I'm sick of you two putting me in the
middle. Just figure it out for yourself.
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I'm through taking care of everybody.
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Can't show you.
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She did not care if she ruined my
wedding.
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Right? Oh, you don't want to ask me that
because I don't care.
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I don't care.
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Who cares? Not me, Lala.
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You really don't care?
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Of course I care. It's not right that
Shannon isn't here. I can't go through
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with this.
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We are all set.
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The bridesmaids need to be in the, um...
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Oh, is there a problem?
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She says she can't go through with it.
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Look, marriage is a big step, Denise.
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No, no, not her.
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Her. A bridesmaid is having second
thoughts.
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Carrie.
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Hi, Father.
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It's nice to see you in church.
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Thanks, Father.
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Listen, Denise, if Shannon says that she
didn't try to sleep with Danny, I
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believe her.
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Look, Danny... said. She lured him in.
He started ripping his pants off. Oh,
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boy, I think we better wait outside.
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Denise, we've been friends for, like,
our whole lives.
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Shannon doesn't lie.
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I think she deserves a chance to prove
herself. How could she prove herself?
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Come on. No, I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm about to get married.
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Not without this, you're not.
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What kind of...
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you're happy I have fit guts all over my
hem.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Okay, we're just going to think
logically, all right?
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A woman is planning to sleep with a man.
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She shaves her legs, right?
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What?
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She shaves her legs, right?
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Right.
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Okay, Shannon. What? I'm not going to
do... Shannon, we don't have...
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about your wedding. I mean, it may not
be what I want for myself.
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We are the rose that's been regarded in
beauty with thorns among our
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looms. To take the rose you ask your
hands to bring.
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Go out with me.
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No.
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Go out with me.
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No.
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Look at us.
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We're like two... Two characters trapped
in some absurdist play. I keep saying,
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go out with me, and you keep saying no.
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Until the very last scene, right before
the curtain comes down, I say, go out
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with me.
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And you say, no.
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And I kill you.
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There's more comedy tomorrow night when
Sabrina the Teenage Witch returns in a
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brand new series premiere, followed by
Back to the Future.
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Next, though, it's the series return of
Heartbeat.
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