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[GIRL] Wow, it's dark in here.

- Now it's too bright. - [MAN] File 82-7-0-2.

Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name.

Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C,

and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

Tell me about the incident.

Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know,

with the reassuring of the parent and all.

Mrs Parr, I can handle anything this baby can dish out.

Can't I, little boo boo?

- Who can handle it? Mrs Parr? - [LINE GOES DEAD]

Well, she knows you're in good hands.

Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

Huh?

[COOING] Mama mama mama.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

It's time for cognitive develop...

[DELIGHTED SCREAM]

Who's the goo-goo baby? Where's the hiding... huh?

That was really weird. Wait right here.

[RINGING, BEEP]

Hello, Mrs Parr, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack.

Can you call me? Aah!

[BABBLING]

Jack-Jack. Baby? Where are you?

Where are... Aah!

Mrs Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening,

and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm... [GASPS]

- [JACK-JACK GIGGLES] - How'd you get...? [SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS, GASPS]

[PANTING]

[LAUGHING]

- [GASPS] - [DELIGHTED SCREAM]

[COOING, LAUGHS]

We're gonna calm things down a bit now,

and look at flash cards.

- Won't that be fun? - [LAUGHS]

- Triangle. - [BABBLES]

- Good. House. - [BABBLES]

Good. Campfire.

Ah...

- [SCREAMS] - [LAUGHING]

Ah! Don't panic. Baby on fire. Baby on fire.

[COOING, LAUGHING]

Good baby! Nice baby.

[BABBLING]

[LAUGHS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- Yes? - Is this the Parr's residence?

[LAUGHS] Yes. I'm Kari, the babysitter.

Well, hello, Kari. I'm...

You're my replacement. Thank heaven you've come!

What does "S" stand for?

For sitter. Yeah, sitter.

Originally, I was gonna have initials for babysitter,

but I would have been going around wearing a big "BS".

You understand why I couldn't go with that.

- And you believed him? - The baby was exploding!

You ever sit an exploding baby before, Mr Dicker?

- What's that? - Have you told anyone about this?

- Your parents? - They thought I was being funny.

But you believe me, don't you, Mr Dicker?

- Sure, kid. - I wish I could forget the whole thing.

You will, kid.

You will.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

- [MUSIC ENDS] - [JACK-JACK] Ga ga!

[LAUGHS]