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sports uh... uh... uh... uh...

Talk to me?

Well, you know you're a guy, and I've been having some guy issues.

Uh, okay.

Guy issues like what?

Well, I just can't get a boyfriend. I've been trying for a while. I just can't.

What do you mean you can't get a boyfriend?

I don't know. They just, they don't seem interested.

They don't seem interested?

Mm -mm.

Like, like how?

Like, what are you trying to do?

I don't know. I'm doing, like, normal girlfriend things. You know, like, going

over, cuddling, you know, like, getting intimate or whatever. Like, I'm not,

like, depriving them of anything, I don't think.

Okay.

So, what do you think's the issue?

Well, like, do you want me to be honest with you or, like, do you just want me

to, like, sugarcoat shit?

No, be honest.

You're not going to get, like, upset or anything?

Like, all in your girly feelings?

I'll try not to.

Okay, well, I don't know.

I mean, it seems like you're, like, too, like, attached, kind of. Like, you're

just like, oh, I want to cuddle with you. And, like, oh, like, let's watch

movies and, like, hang out and, like, I don't know.

Like, you kind of have to, like, be interested in, like, what, guys are

interested in. You know what I mean?

Like, guys don't want to just, like, cuddle and hang out and have sex, you

Like, guys want a girl who want to, you know, watch football with them.

Or, like, watch fights.

You know what I mean?

Or, like, go golfing.

Or, I don't know, go to the gym.

Or... I'm trying to think of, like, what other things guys like.

Like, guys don't want to watch The Notebook, you know what I mean? Like,

want to, like, watch football and, like, go to the bar and, like, have a drink

and stuff.

But I can't even go to the bar.

Okay, well, you can't do that, but, I mean, if you really want to make, like,

effort, you need to, like, I don't know, not be so, like, girly about it.

so girly about it yeah like i don't know like girls get kind of like clingy and

stuff like guys don't like that you know you have to play like a little bit of

like cat and mouse you know what i mean yeah like you can't just always be

like what are you doing what are you doing today can we hang out can we do

can we do that like you kind of have to be like nonchalant okay Okay, so just be

nonchalant with them.

Well, not just, like, nonchalant, but, like, you need to have, like, some

similar interests.

You know what I mean?

So you just think, like, football and fights and... So I just need to start

watching football.

Gym. The gym. That's a big one.

I go to the gym.

Yeah, but, like, you need to, like, lift some weights, not just fucking run on

the treadmill the entire time.

Or, like, ride the bike.

Like, you wear some, like, what?

What's your outfits?

You wear, like, some gym tiger?

I wear spandex and crop tops.

Okay, well, yeah, that's, like, basic.

Like, wear a hoodie and some sweats. Right.

Put your hair up into a bun. I don't know.

Ponytail.

You know what I mean?

Wow, this is a personal attack.

It's not personal, but, like...

Like, that's dumb. You know what I mean? You have to be, like, kind of like a

homie. Like a homie? Yeah. The boys want a homie? Or, you know what another good

one is, guys like?

Girls who gamble.

Ugh.

I do like gambling.

Like, you know, some little roulette.

Like some poker.

Mm -hmm.

Blackjack. So if I beat a guy in poker, like, he's mine, basically.

I'm not saying you gotta, like, beat him, but I'm saying, like, go spend some

money with him. Like, you can't just, like, sit there and be like,

oh, babe, let's cuddle. You know what I mean? You gotta be like, I don't know.

You know what I mean? Right. Does that kind of, like, make sense, like, what

putting down?

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Like, at home, like, yeah, you can be the girly girl. Like, a guy should

definitely, like, take the trash out and stuff like that. But, you know what I

mean? Like, do girly stuff. Like, clean a little bit and stuff.

Like, guys like girls who clean.

Guys like girls who cook.

I mean, a guy should grill, but, like... Yeah, that's true. But, like, me

personally, I don't see myself making some, like, shrimp alfredo in the

kitchen.

Not saying that in, like, a misogynistic way. It's just, like, I can't cook for

shit because I'm a guy.

I don't know. It's just, like, my genes.

I mean, you got me to cook you some shrimp off right now. Yeah, exactly.

Like, I don't know. I would just, like, don't overthink it, but, like, also

don't, like, I don't know.

You know.

I don't know. Next time I hang out with a guy, maybe I'll just, like, I'll cook

him, like, a dinner, and I'll, like, offer to play, like, we can watch some

football. Yeah, or watch him, or let him play his video games instead of being,

like. Babe, let's make out and kiss and watch movies.

Like, what the fuck?

Right. That is so annoying.

Let's do that.

Like, we literally try and, like, we want to play, like, Fortnite with the

and, like, some COD. You know what I mean?

Right. Yeah, right.

I think I'm getting it now.

I hope so.

So, you don't have any plans? You're just gonna watch football?

Yeah, what else would I do? I'm a guy.

I mean, I'm bored. Why don't you hang out with me?

Okay, what do you want to do?

What? I mean... I kind of wanted to... You know I'm at home. I kind of wanted

to... I kind of wanted to kind of watch a movie.

We could put on a movie and, you know, just lay down.

Me and you. Mm -hmm. Me and you. Lay down.

Mm -hmm.

You want to cuddle with me?

Why not?

I don't know. It's kind of, like, awkward. Like, I'm your stepbrother.

I mean, it doesn't really matter, though.

It doesn't matter?

No.

So, why do you want to cuddle with me?

Well, I'm just kind of lonely, and I just... You're not doing anything.

You're lonely?

Mm -hmm.

Because you can't get a boyfriend?

I've been trying for a while.

So what, you want me to act like your boyfriend, and you want to cuddle with

Maybe a little bit.

Don't you think that's, like, a little... Awkward?

Weird? I don't know.

Only if you make it weird.

Alright. Look, I care about you.

And this and that.

So, okay, sure, you can, like, lay on top of me or whatever, but I'm leaving

football on.

Okay. We can watch a movie later or something.

Do some girly shit, like eat ice cream. I don't know.

That sounds good.

You can try to teach me it so I know when I hang out with another guy.

For sure.

Okay.

So what does that mean?

What?

That? Mm -hmm.

I don't know. It's a field goal. Two points.

That's the first down.

It means, like, their downs restart.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

You got something in your pocket?

Um, what do you mean, do I got something in my pocket? I don't know. It's just

pretty uncomfortable to lay my head down. Is there something in there?

Like your wallet, maybe?

No.

What is it?

Okay.

Is that your dick?

Yeah.

Why is it hard?

I don't know. You're just like laying your head on it. I don't know. It's

you know, it's like a natural reaction. I can't help it.

Don't point it out.

Well, it's just right in front of me. Yeah, but it's gonna get more hard.

Why don't we let it get more hard?

What do you mean? You're my step -sister.

That doesn't really matter, though.

What do you mean it doesn't matter?

It doesn't seem like it matters to him.

You keep touching it like it has the mind of its own.

If you say so.

Do you not want me to?

I mean, I didn't say that. I just, I don't know.

Isn't that, like, weird?

Nobody's home.

And?

I thought you wanted, like, a boyfriend or something.

This will kind of help me get a boyfriend if you think about it.

Like how?

It's practice.

It's practice?

Mm -hmm.

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

What?

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm gonna cum right now.

I

had

to

get every last drop.

I said I had to get every last drop. Yeah, you did.

If you ever get lonely, you know who to hang out with.

I always got this one.