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Here in America, the car is king. Route

Here in America, the car is king. Route

Here in America, the car is king. Route 66, drive-throughs, tailgating. The USA

66, drive-throughs, tailgating. The USA

66, drive-throughs, tailgating. The USA has a serious case of autoerotic

has a serious case of autoerotic

has a serious case of autoerotic esphyxiation. But not everyone respects

esphyxiation. But not everyone respects

esphyxiation. But not everyone respects our sacred American car culture.

our sacred American car culture.

our sacred American car culture. >> A little tight. It's what happens when

>> A little tight. It's what happens when

>> A little tight. It's what happens when you got a big boy. You know what I mean?

you got a big boy. You know what I mean?

you got a big boy. You know what I mean? >> So, I burned rubber headed for Tempe, a

>> So, I burned rubber headed for Tempe, a

>> So, I burned rubber headed for Tempe, a suburb of Phoenix.

suburb of Phoenix.

suburb of Phoenix. >> More turns here

>> More turns here

>> More turns here >> to check out a neighborhood that didn't

>> to check out a neighborhood that didn't

>> to check out a neighborhood that didn't get the memo.

get the memo.

get the memo. Welcome to Culdeac Tempe. The first

Welcome to Culdeac Tempe. The first

Welcome to Culdeac Tempe. The first car-free neighborhood built from scratch

car-free neighborhood built from scratch

car-free neighborhood built from scratch in the US.

in the US.

in the US. >> Wait, so there's no cars?

>> Wait, so there's no cars?

>> Wait, so there's no cars? >> Residents don't have cars.

>> Residents don't have cars.

>> Residents don't have cars. >> Okay, so it's just SUVs and trucks.

>> Okay, so it's just SUVs and trucks.

>> Okay, so it's just SUVs and trucks. >> Uh, no parking of any kind.

>> Uh, no parking of any kind.

>> Uh, no parking of any kind. >> What? Culdeac is a $170 million

>> What? Culdeac is a $170 million

>> What? Culdeac is a $170 million development with retail, restaurants,

development with retail, restaurants,

development with retail, restaurants, and housing for up to 1,000 residents

and housing for up to 1,000 residents

and housing for up to 1,000 residents and zero cars.

and zero cars.

and zero cars. >> There's so many reasons why walkable

>> There's so many reasons why walkable

>> There's so many reasons why walkable neighborhoods are better. So this would

neighborhoods are better. So this would

neighborhoods are better. So this would be illegal in your city.

be illegal in your city.

be illegal in your city. >> We don't ban cars. We just don't have

>> We don't ban cars. We just don't have

>> We don't ban cars. We just don't have residential parking. And there's free or

residential parking. And there's free or

residential parking. And there's free or discounted rides on light rail, buses,

discounted rides on light rail, buses,

discounted rides on light rail, buses, lifts, Whimo.

lifts, Whimo.

lifts, Whimo. >> Phoenix is America's hottest city. And

>> Phoenix is America's hottest city. And

>> Phoenix is America's hottest city. And guess who Ryan blames for that?

guess who Ryan blames for that?

guess who Ryan blames for that? >> This feels 15° cooler because there's

>> This feels 15° cooler because there's

>> This feels 15° cooler because there's not a drop of asphalt.

not a drop of asphalt.

not a drop of asphalt. >> Wow. So on an average day, it's only

>> Wow. So on an average day, it's only

>> Wow. So on an average day, it's only like 105°. That's sick.

like 105°. That's sick.

like 105°. That's sick. >> Easy breezy. The ridiculous idea that

>> Easy breezy. The ridiculous idea that

>> Easy breezy. The ridiculous idea that everything you need should be walkable

everything you need should be walkable

everything you need should be walkable or bikable without requiring a car is a

or bikable without requiring a car is a

or bikable without requiring a car is a concept known as the 15-minute city.

concept known as the 15-minute city.

concept known as the 15-minute city. It's being tried around the world as a

It's being tried around the world as a

It's being tried around the world as a way to increase sustainability and

way to increase sustainability and

way to increase sustainability and improve quality of life. There's just

improve quality of life. There's just

improve quality of life. There's just one problem.

one problem.

one problem. >> If you have 15-minute cities, you can

>> If you have 15-minute cities, you can

>> If you have 15-minute cities, you can decide who enters them and every single

decide who enters them and every single

decide who enters them and every single freedom that we know will be gone.

freedom that we know will be gone.

freedom that we know will be gone. >> Meet Katie Hopkins, freedom fighter.

>> Meet Katie Hopkins, freedom fighter.

>> Meet Katie Hopkins, freedom fighter. >> Islam is taking over my country. I have

>> Islam is taking over my country. I have

>> Islam is taking over my country. I have been banned from South Africa for

been banned from South Africa for

been banned from South Africa for spreading racial hatred. I'm not a big

spreading racial hatred. I'm not a big

spreading racial hatred. I'm not a big fan of the feminazis.

fan of the feminazis.

fan of the feminazis. >> Anti-COVID commentator will be booted

>> Anti-COVID commentator will be booted

>> Anti-COVID commentator will be booted out of Australia after joking about

out of Australia after joking about

out of Australia after joking about breaking hotel quarantine rules.

breaking hotel quarantine rules.

breaking hotel quarantine rules. >> But Katie says CO was a globalist plot

>> But Katie says CO was a globalist plot

>> But Katie says CO was a globalist plot and 15-minute cities are phase two.

and 15-minute cities are phase two.

and 15-minute cities are phase two. >> Co and lockdowns were always going to

>> Co and lockdowns were always going to

>> Co and lockdowns were always going to pass over hand in hand to the 15minute

pass over hand in hand to the 15minute

pass over hand in hand to the 15minute city lockdown. part of a global decision

city lockdown. part of a global decision

city lockdown. part of a global decision to crush humanity by locking it down.

to crush humanity by locking it down.

to crush humanity by locking it down. >> And Katie is not the only deep thinker

>> And Katie is not the only deep thinker

>> And Katie is not the only deep thinker sounding the alarm.

sounding the alarm.

sounding the alarm. >> Monitors, cameras, sensors in the street

>> Monitors, cameras, sensors in the street

>> Monitors, cameras, sensors in the street everywhere.

everywhere.

everywhere. >> They become 15-minute prisons as opposed

>> They become 15-minute prisons as opposed

>> They become 15-minute prisons as opposed to 15-minute cities.

to 15-minute cities.

to 15-minute cities. >> These 15-minute city truth seekers say

>> These 15-minute city truth seekers say

>> These 15-minute city truth seekers say that walkable neighborhoods are just the

that walkable neighborhoods are just the

that walkable neighborhoods are just the first step of permanent worldwide

first step of permanent worldwide

first step of permanent worldwide lockdown.

lockdown.

lockdown. It's about our global overlords deciding

It's about our global overlords deciding

It's about our global overlords deciding that the majority of humans, actually

that the majority of humans, actually

that the majority of humans, actually billions of them, are just useless meat

billions of them, are just useless meat

billions of them, are just useless meat eaters.

eaters.

eaters. >> When you say global overlords, who are

>> When you say global overlords, who are

>> When you say global overlords, who are you talking about? Is it the government?

you talking about? Is it the government?

you talking about? Is it the government? Is it the deep state? Is it big ebike?

Is it the deep state? Is it big ebike?

Is it the deep state? Is it big ebike? >> The powerful people that control this

>> The powerful people that control this

>> The powerful people that control this planet. They want to turn us all into a

planet. They want to turn us all into a

planet. They want to turn us all into a barcode. They want to be able to control

barcode. They want to be able to control

barcode. They want to be able to control where we go, how we go, when we go, what

where we go, how we go, when we go, what

where we go, how we go, when we go, what we can access. They will put us in

we can access. They will put us in

we can access. They will put us in confined spaces, culde-sac, and they

confined spaces, culde-sac, and they

confined spaces, culde-sac, and they will just mine us for our data in order

will just mine us for our data in order

will just mine us for our data in order to help program future AI.

to help program future AI.

to help program future AI. >> So, like the Matrix, but with desert

>> So, like the Matrix, but with desert

>> So, like the Matrix, but with desert adapted landscaping. Time to confront

adapted landscaping. Time to confront

adapted landscaping. Time to confront Culac's chief executive overlord.

Culac's chief executive overlord.

Culac's chief executive overlord. >> How much is the government paying you to

>> How much is the government paying you to

>> How much is the government paying you to build this adobe Alcatraz?

build this adobe Alcatraz?

build this adobe Alcatraz? >> Actually, government regulation is one

>> Actually, government regulation is one

>> Actually, government regulation is one of the biggest barriers we faced.

of the biggest barriers we faced.

of the biggest barriers we faced. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? >> A lot of the reason we don't have

>> A lot of the reason we don't have

>> A lot of the reason we don't have walkable neighborhoods is because of

walkable neighborhoods is because of

walkable neighborhoods is because of zoning. And

zoning. And

zoning. And >> when you say zoning, are you referring

>> when you say zoning, are you referring

>> when you say zoning, are you referring to hurting people into their zones so

to hurting people into their zones so

to hurting people into their zones so they can never leave?

they can never leave?

they can never leave? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> And Ryan claims that developments like

>> And Ryan claims that developments like

>> And Ryan claims that developments like Culdeac help protect our warming planet.

Culdeac help protect our warming planet.

Culdeac help protect our warming planet. But Katie says climate change is a load

But Katie says climate change is a load

But Katie says climate change is a load of something she calls bolocks.

of something she calls bolocks.

of something she calls bolocks. >> We've been around for 300,000 years. And

>> We've been around for 300,000 years. And

>> We've been around for 300,000 years. And at times in the past, it's been hotter

at times in the past, it's been hotter

at times in the past, it's been hotter than this. No one ever had a truck back

than this. No one ever had a truck back

than this. No one ever had a truck back then. Mhm.

then. Mhm.

then. Mhm. >> Where it gets really scary is that a new

>> Where it gets really scary is that a new

>> Where it gets really scary is that a new generation of young people are born,

generation of young people are born,

generation of young people are born, never having known their father's

never having known their father's

never having known their father's relationship with his car, watched him

relationship with his car, watched him

relationship with his car, watched him clean it on the curb on a Sunday, never

clean it on the curb on a Sunday, never

clean it on the curb on a Sunday, never understand what freedom actually means.

understand what freedom actually means.

understand what freedom actually means. Wow. Katie was right. I headed for

Wow. Katie was right. I headed for

Wow. Katie was right. I headed for Culdeac to find out. Did these sheeple

Culdeac to find out. Did these sheeple

Culdeac to find out. Did these sheeple even know what they were missing?

even know what they were missing?

even know what they were missing? >> Can I ask you a really quick question?

>> Can I ask you a really quick question?

>> Can I ask you a really quick question? Have you ever seen your dad wash his

Have you ever seen your dad wash his

Have you ever seen your dad wash his car?

car?

car? My dad.

My dad.

My dad. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Can't watch a car.

>> Can't watch a car.

>> Can't watch a car. >> He can't watch a car.

>> He can't watch a car.

>> He can't watch a car. >> If you don't have a car, where do you

>> If you don't have a car, where do you

>> If you don't have a car, where do you make rant videos?

make rant videos?

make rant videos? >> Yeah, I'm not really a rant video guy.

>> Yeah, I'm not really a rant video guy.

>> Yeah, I'm not really a rant video guy. >> No rant videos. So, how do you stand up

>> No rant videos. So, how do you stand up

>> No rant videos. So, how do you stand up to tyranny?

to tyranny?

to tyranny? >> I should be allowed TO DRIVE MY TRUCK

>> I should be allowed TO DRIVE MY TRUCK

>> I should be allowed TO DRIVE MY TRUCK ONTO the rides at Disneyland.

ONTO the rides at Disneyland.

ONTO the rides at Disneyland. >> I needed backup. So, I threw Katie in

>> I needed backup. So, I threw Katie in

>> I needed backup. So, I threw Katie in the bed of my truck and brought her into

the bed of my truck and brought her into

the bed of my truck and brought her into the lion's den culde-sac. With Katie's

the lion's den culde-sac. With Katie's

the lion's den culde-sac. With Katie's razor sharp intellect, she could

razor sharp intellect, she could

razor sharp intellect, she could identify threats that most rational

identify threats that most rational

identify threats that most rational people would miss.

people would miss.

people would miss. >> Look up, camera.

>> Look up, camera.

>> Look up, camera. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> Kiss my ass.

>> Kiss my ass.

>> Kiss my ass. >> Kiss her ass. Why would you have that

>> Kiss her ass. Why would you have that

>> Kiss her ass. Why would you have that there?

there?

there? >> A stupid person would say for security.

>> A stupid person would say for security.

>> A stupid person would say for security. But why do you think

But why do you think

But why do you think >> they have them so that everyone can know

>> they have them so that everyone can know

>> they have them so that everyone can know that they're being watched? Cameras,

that they're being watched? Cameras,

that they're being watched? Cameras, doors that don't open. I bet you this

doors that don't open. I bet you this

doors that don't open. I bet you this one doesn't open.

one doesn't open.

one doesn't open. The whole point of a door is a door

The whole point of a door is a door

The whole point of a door is a door opens. None of these doors open.

opens. None of these doors open.

opens. None of these doors open. >> That's literally the definition of a

>> That's literally the definition of a

>> That's literally the definition of a door. What kind of morons lock their

door. What kind of morons lock their

door. What kind of morons lock their doors?

doors?

doors? >> Unless they were locked in.

>> Unless they were locked in.

>> Unless they were locked in. >> There's probably drones.

>> There's probably drones.

>> There's probably drones. >> Jesus. It is like a prison. It is a

>> Jesus. It is like a prison. It is a

>> Jesus. It is like a prison. It is a prison.

prison.

prison. >> I'm so freaked out. I almost feel like

>> I'm so freaked out. I almost feel like

>> I'm so freaked out. I almost feel like there's a camera crew following us. I

there's a camera crew following us. I

there's a camera crew following us. I could feel the tastefully landscaped

could feel the tastefully landscaped

could feel the tastefully landscaped walls closing in. Good thing I had

walls closing in. Good thing I had

walls closing in. Good thing I had Katie. But could I even trust her? What

Katie. But could I even trust her? What

Katie. But could I even trust her? What is that? Is that chemtrails? Actually,

is that? Is that chemtrails? Actually,

is that? Is that chemtrails? Actually, I'm totally fine with misters.

I'm totally fine with misters.

I'm totally fine with misters. >> You're totally fine getting drenched in

>> You're totally fine getting drenched in

>> You're totally fine getting drenched in fluoride.

fluoride.

fluoride. >> Oh my god. Katie was compromised. And

>> Oh my god. Katie was compromised. And

>> Oh my god. Katie was compromised. And then for the first time, she said

then for the first time, she said

then for the first time, she said something truly unhinged.

something truly unhinged.

something truly unhinged. >> The global overlords are the evil ones

>> The global overlords are the evil ones

>> The global overlords are the evil ones who want to crush us.

who want to crush us.

who want to crush us. >> No, not that part.

>> No, not that part.

>> No, not that part. >> Whereas Trump to me is the antidote to

>> Whereas Trump to me is the antidote to

>> Whereas Trump to me is the antidote to that.

that.

that. >> Sure,

>> Sure,

>> Sure, >> he's tweeted me quite a lot, which I

>> he's tweeted me quite a lot, which I

>> he's tweeted me quite a lot, which I think is just one step away from the

think is just one step away from the

think is just one step away from the bedroom.

bedroom.

bedroom. >> Come on.

>> Come on.

>> Come on. >> Come on. the greatest guy to ever live,

>> Come on. the greatest guy to ever live,

>> Come on. the greatest guy to ever live, Donald J. Trump. You know what? Once

Donald J. Trump. You know what? Once

Donald J. Trump. You know what? Once I've done the unzipping, and I've got

I've done the unzipping, and I've got

I've done the unzipping, and I've got his presidential member in my hand,

his presidential member in my hand,

his presidential member in my hand, which I imagine to be large, do you? I

which I imagine to be large, do you? I

which I imagine to be large, do you? I have blown worse. That's when I realized

have blown worse. That's when I realized

have blown worse. That's when I realized I might not be able to trust Katie's

I might not be able to trust Katie's

I might not be able to trust Katie's judgment. Time to ride like the wind.

judgment. Time to ride like the wind.

judgment. Time to ride like the wind. >> Sorry. as soon as I can figure out how

>> Sorry. as soon as I can figure out how

>> Sorry. as soon as I can figure out how to get the out of here.

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