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Oh!

Ah... Urgh!

Stop wanking!

Just because she wants to see you in her office doesn't mean

she's going to strip you of that badge. Yes, it does, bro.

Her taking this off me just opens the door for her getting rid of me.

It'll work itself out.

Hi, Lord Thornfield. Mr Pennington. Miss Cavendish-Dunn. Mr Alcott.

I'm looking forward to meeting you at tomorrow's board event.

Best wi...

Sincerely, Jaheim Marsham.

feet, feet

to your feet, feet, feet

feet, feet

THEY EXCLAIM

Can't lie, when I joined ALGE'bros I thought it was going to be dry,

but it's a likkle litty, still.

ALGE'bros is so my happy place.

Leah. Hey. Hey. Where were you for ACS?

Sorry, guys, I was a little busy today.

Busy doing what?

Oh. Oh. Since when?

Since I realised they existed.

Leah, you've never talked about algebra in your life.

Really? I feel like I talk about it a lot, sometimes.

There's nothing for me to do in ACS anyway.

OK, well, we'll see you at lunch?

Sorry, give me one second. Abby.

Abby. What? You can't hear me bawling out your name?

Yes, but I thought covering my face and breaking into a light jog

would let you know that I don't want to be seen dead with you.

Why not? It's social suicide.

Not just for you, but anyone seen talking to you.

So...

..goodbye.

Well, I really want to be part of a society.

Ah! How many societies do you need?

Well, ACS don't need me no more, and Mabel doesn't, so.

Wow. Devonye really did a number on you.

We're not going to start with that whole narrative.

I know girls like Devonye.

Trust me, she was the one who stole your book.

Don't say you left it in the rah'sclart woods.

Listen, you're talking trash and until you come to me

with proper proof, this conversation is done. OK.

What's that? Skeleton key.

Perks of when I was a headmaster's daughter.

I say we go in there and try and find it.

Abby, I love you, but seriously, you have lost your mind.

You're scared of what you might find.

Cos you know it will be there.

Crazy bitches always keep mementos of bitches they felled.

You know what, I don't even know why I'm indulging in this.

It's a no. I will be in her room before the day is out,

whether you're with me or not.

Abby! Abiola!

Oh, my days.

KNOCKING

Come in.

You wanted to see me?

Take a seat.

Seems someone's been very active on their computer.

I heard about your event with the board.

I know you want to stay here permanently.

I just thought that the attendance of your Head Boy

and recommendation would strengthen your bid.

That is if I am still attending it as your Head Boy.

Hmm.

We'll be hosting the board in the pavilion, 5pm.

This is incredibly important, Mr Marsham.

It will determine whether I stay or go.

And in turn, whether you stay or go.

Do not screw with me

and I'll let you keep hold of that pin for just a little bit longer.

Yes, Mistress.

How's that MIT application going?

Don't think this summer's the best time for me to go.

Massachusetts is lovely in the summer.

Deadline midnight.

You'll love summer school.

Hello? Can anybody help me?

I really need a wee-wee.

Hello? Who-who-who's that?

Thanks. You need to hurry up and put something on the wall.

Is that what it's about?

Obviously. What's taking you so long?

I will, it's just I haven't found any secrets yet.

It's a boarding school, there's secrets everywhere.

Get your head out of your comic books and look up.

Why are you helping me?

Because I, um...

I-I th... I think you're...

RATTLING

This was a warning.

If your contribution is not there by this time tomorrow,

things will get worse.

Last time, they broke a kid's leg.

Hey.

Hey, so, birthday plans? I need some.

I thought Rupert was taking you to dinner.

He is. He's desperate to get me in a room alone.

Are you in danger?

He's just too much at the moment.

I have the ick.

Ick.

Is there anyone else?

Why would you think that?

I don't know, just asking.

You need to end it, Florence. Like, officially.

It's not that simple.

Wow. Oh, my gosh.

Birthday present from Carol.

Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

I'm not in a couple, I'm in a bloody throuple,

and I'm screwed if I try and leave it.

Please can you turn a me-and-him thing into a group thing?

I'll have a think.

I will also have a think.

Or you could put your petty grievances aside and think together.

It is the most important day of the year, my birthday!

What's the mandem telling me?

Abby invited me to Florence's b-day ting.

Oh? Are you rolling?

I can't. I got work to catch up on.

You? Behind on work?

I've got this, like, surprise practical.

How are you feeling all guilty about Abby

and now you're extending invites to parties? No, no, no.

Nothing to feel guilty about, mate.

Unknown T's a no.

His rider was too expensive.

Look, bruddah asked for a hot tub.

Hot tub, six magnum bottles of Cristal.

I don't even know what that is.

I bet he'll want, er, lobsters with his 20-strong entourage.

This shit's expensive, right? Wait, hold on.

Are you making up his rider?

Wow, got Sherlock Holmes here in the building.

Carol had to cut the budget for the Spring Ball, so...

You really have no shame.

Yelena. These numbers are...

..insane.

Coming to this party or what, bruv?

No, I've got this thing with Carol.

Oh, yeah? Nice to see you getting yourself back out there

after Beatrix. It's with the board, you idiot.

Uh, why are you bigging up Carol?

I'm not going to big up Carol, I'm bigging up myself.

She's coming for me.

If I get the board on the side, then less likely to kick me out,

aren't they? Well, you can big up the rest of us as well, then.

Could do that, you know.

When did a 'me' thing become a 'we' thing now?

I already tried to get rid of Carol for all of us.

Now you, you have the chance to save us all.

You could tell the board that she's trying to get rid of us.

I mean, I don't know.

I'd do it for you, though.

Yeah, funny you want me to risk it all at this event

and you get to go party, so what? What, there's a party? Yeah, yeah!

What? Yeah, yeah, I know that I'm not invited, but I'm coming.

All right, hear what I'm saying.

There's a saying.

"Heavy is the head that wears the crown."

Know what I'm trying to say?

OK, so I did Google it,

and apparently open auditions for EastEnders isn't a thing,

which is so dumb, so I thought we'd just go to the producers,

we'd go to that studio, and we'd demand an audition for you, Femi.

I think we'll get it, we will, I mean I have a cousin in...

Oluwafemi Adewale Temidayo Gbolahan Adebayo!

Hi, Uncle. Time to go. What, what, what now?

I thought you would at least let me see the term out.

Well, you thought wrong, donkey.

Maybe we should talk about what happened.

It was a hockey game.

It turned out how it turned out.

No love lost.

No, but Abs, it...

..shouldn't have gone down like that.

I am sorry.

Maybe your dad will come back.

I don't think he will.

He's extended his trip.

I told him to.

He's actually really happy.

Urgh.

We could always rob one of the Year 7s.

I mean, 50K a year to them's like pocket money.

Rupert, hey.

We were wondering what you had planned for Florence's birthday.

Why do you need to know?

We're her best friends, Rupert.

We know what she likes and what she hates.

And we know what she's like when she hates.

I'm taking her to La Maison Claire. Again?! Again?!

Yes, she loves the food there.

I just think she wants to do something with her friends.

You guys can just do something with her afterwards.

OK, but don't bring her back to us crying as we are not mopping

up her tears because you thought 250 a head was fancy.

Oh, wait.

What's your thing, then?

Just get her ready for five o'clock, and then leave the rest to us.

What? Your card. Jesus Christ. We need to buy things, Rupert.

We're literally doing this on your behalf!

I've, I've bought her something.

It's different, it's, uh, it's not too expensive.

I, it's nice, I think... Look, it's touching.

Can I, can I just run it by you first?

We need your card to sort out all of your fuck ups. Oh, my God.

We are literally snowed under as it is. OK.

You know, there's probably enough money on this card to pay

for both our school fees.

Wait. But will he notice that much money gone from his account?

Joking!

Oh, my God, you would totally do it!

Hello, hello, hello.

Where you dey go? That was the last of your things.

I'm just going to say bye to everyone.

Kini? Are you married to these people? Eh?

You've only known them for five minutes, they'll survive.

Uncle, please, just...

Before I lick your shins, you are done in this place.

Stop playing games, get in the car.

Frog. Your head shaped like a frog.

KNOCKING

Come in.

I just saw Femi leaving.

I know. Very sad.

It is. He was excelling and now he's going home.

Unfortunately, I can't force people to stay.

But trying to bribe people could potentially make them leave.

I thought we'd cleared this up.

I'm not sure what you think you heard, but I'd be very careful

about throwing accusations around without proof.

Understood.

Was there anything else?

No.

Not for now.

Get your head out of your comic books and look up.

It's a boarding school, there's secrets everywhere.

The party's being thrown by the FAB girls,

so you know it's going to be fucking messy. It always is.

Hey. Hey. I was really hoping we could talk about how we left things

the other day... Yeah, um, maybe later, I've got a party to get to.

I was thinking now.

See you later.

You check the drawers, I'll check the wardrobe.

It's not there, let's go.

It'll only take twice as long if I have to do it all by myself.

Mm, no.

Everything must be exactly how you found it.

Abby, how many times have you done this?

Oh, my days.

OK, so it's not here.

I'm not saying I'm wrong, but I may have...

..jumped to conclusions.

Who do you think this is?

I don't know. Her sister?

Bro, why would you hide a picture of you and your sister

in the back of a cupboard?

It'd make no sense. Maybe... Maybe she hates her,

but her parents made her bring a picture of her anyway.

Look how she's gripping on her. That's romance.

Mm, yes. Wait...

What...? Look.

CHIMING

Bro, that's her. Bro, that...

Mm.

Hello? Why would you answer it?

I want to know who she is. Oh, my days. OK?

Dev?

Hello? Hello.

Dev.

It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool,

it's calm, it's calm. Dev, are you there? Just... Oh, my God, go.

Go!

I can't believe you got me into this mess, Abby. Oh, my days.

Well, at least we know she didn't steal your book.

Yeah, but I have stolen her fricking laptop!

Keep your voice down!

PHONE BUZZES

Oh! OK, I've got to sort out some last-minute party stuff, but...

Abby!

Wait for the corridor to clear,

sneak back in and put the laptop back, OK?

Here, meet me by the cars. Mwah.

Bye.

Oh, for the love of God.

KNOCKING

Wait there!

Come in.

Ah.

It won't be the entire board, just the important ones.

I can't wait to meet the important ones.

Remember, you are attending for me.

Everything you say will be for the benefit of me.

Stray from that, there will be consequences.

Easy enough.

Gus, thank you for coming.

My pleasure.

Why are you here?

Carol asked me to come.

She told me about you hacking her diary,

not turning up for the showcase.

What are you planning to do in there?

Why do you always think the worst of me?

Watch my make-up, watch my make-up! OK, are you ready?

Yeah! I smell Claridge's!

SHE SCREAMS

Oh, bumper cars.

Yes. You girls know me so well.

Oh, babe!

Wait, this is what you used my card for? Oh, my God, Rupert,

we will pay you back when we can!

When are you going to pay me back?

So tight right now.

Hey, fun, tacky but fun.

Bottoms up, OK.

Oh, wait. Do you think that we can drink and drive on these?

We love fast cars!

Sure they'll be here any minute.

PHONE BUZZES

Um, do I have time to go to the bathroom, please?

Be quick.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hey.

Yeah, I was just wanting to call to say that

I wouldn't make it to your parents' evening, but...

Nah, it's cool. Mum's going to come with me.

Afterwards, I'm going to spend a few nights at Mum's house.

Do that every week or something.

Grandma said to see how I get on.

Didn't want you finding out from anyone else.

Do you, uh, do you think that's a good idea?

Uh, yeah.

OK.

I just don't want you getting attached and then she leaves again.

I'm just calling to let you know, innit.

All right, bye.

They're here. Make sure you stay in line.

Head Boy, good grades. Why do you keep riding me?

Because you don't tell me what's going on, Jaheim.

All the information I get about you is through Carol.

Yeah, did Carol tell you that she's been trying

to kick us out this whole time?

Hmm? Has she told you that she keeps on riding us

since we've been here just because we exist?

Yeah, you got us this scholarship, thank you,

but, I mean, you ain't been here. I have.

So, I'm going to tell the board about Carol.

That's what this is all about.

I go in there, I schmooze some old people, get them on side, job done.

OK, the board aren't on your side, Jaheim.

You're not going to be turning anyone against Carol,

so if that's your intention, you might as well go home right now.

Yeah, well, if I don't go in there, then I let those guys down

and I let Caleb down, even though he doesn't need me any more.

I get that, but you're going to feel uncomfortable as hell.

They're going to be prodding you for your sad little stories

to make them feel good about themselves.

It's not worth it, and Carol will win.

Yeah, but Carol... Leave it with me.

I'm the grown-up, you're the kid.

Go be one.

Are my strapping young men ready to go?

Coming!

God, I hate that woman.

HORNS BLARE

Taking forever.

Oya! Come on!

Going to be late.

My friend, take your long dangling dry lips off the floor.

Do you know how many children would die for an education

you're about to receive back home?

You are even lucky they have a space for you to start on Monday.

Monday?! Your father said your uniform arrived today even.

You can try it on when we land tonight.

Aya! Come on!

Tonight? Oya, move, move, move, move, move, move.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are we going to the airport now?

Where did you think we was going, eh? Eh? Disneyland?

Donkey, let him go! Sloth, move your car!

Look at this donkey! Femi! Femi!

What are you doing?

Uncle, I'm sorry. I can't do this right now.

I can't. Femi! You better come back here now! I'm sorry, Uncle.

If I start running now...

My boy! Hey! Femi!

Come back here now! Femi!

You must stop this nonsense now!

When I get my hands on you I am going to deal with you well, well.

Come here, frog.

What is this wizardry? Femi!

Femi! Femi!

Is this what they are teaching in your school, eh?

Running around like a pig?

I don't want to go back.

Everything I know is here.

Please don't make me.

Yay God-o. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle.

God, yeah, this boy will kill me today.

Are you all right?

Ode ni e, do I look all right to you?

Yeh, no, don't touch me, jare.

I'm going to call the ambulance. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Just, just, just help me up back to the car

before we miss your flight.

Oh! Uncle! Why can't you just let me stay here?

Because you are failing!

The only reason I'm failing

is because I'm doing a subject that my dad chose for me.

I'm not going to do any better when I go to another country.

So, what needs to change? Because these grades cannot continue.

Ask my dad to let me change to a subject that I'm good at.

Like what?

Like...drama?

Jesus Christ. Jesu ba mi s e! On the mountain...

Uncle, I am really good at drama. You saw me.

He will say you end up being a clown for a living,

while your friends are running the country.

A school like mine, it's about who you know.

The connections.

It's not only about the grades.

If I don't get good grades, I...

I don't get to stay, anyway.

So, you have to let me try.

I will talk to your father.

So, you're going to let me stay?

But you have one term to turn this around.

Ah!

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, don't, don't touch me, donkey! Help me up.

Hey. What's happening, bro?

What you doing here? Ting done already?

Yeah. Yeah? Uh-huh.

How'd it go? Are we saved?

I didn't go.

So, not only are you not saved, but I'm probably gone as well.

Brother, why?

I wanted to party, innit?

This guy.

In fact, I've got some business to attend to.

Catch you later.

Happy birthday.

I thought you couldn't make it!

Yeah? Well, I changed my plans cos I'm such a great friend.

Right!

So, where's my birthday gift?

I am the gift.

My presence is a present.

Is that Shakespeare? Yeah.

Yeah. This can be my birthday gift.

Never seen you drink.

What is it? Voddy.

Voddy for the body.

OK.

Yum!

Woo!

Bon Bon by Fcukers

Where the hell is Jaheim? Oh, uh, he said he wasn't feeling well.

Oh, bullshit!

He is trying to screw me over.

Everyone's expecting to meet him.

Making me look like a fool.

You fix this, Gus, or I'm bringing him down with me.

Is this Jaheim having fun?

Are you surprised?

I just always thought you were quite serious.

I thought you couldn't make it?

Well, uh, were you asking for me or something?

No, no, I was not.

OK. Do you want a shot?

Oh, no, no, I'm OK.

Alex is getting me one.

Are you and Alex, like...?

OK, why?

Just making small talk.

All right. Sounds a lot like you wanted to ask

if I was dating somebody, but you would never just go right out

and ask me. No, no, no, that would ruin the cool.

So, you think I'm cool?

Jaheim, I just never really got the impression

that you liked me very much, so... Really? Really. Yeah.

OK, well, I'm sorry I didn't make you feel that way.

Cos I do. Well, did actually.

But that doesn't matter any more.

Hey, babes. You ready? Ah, yeah.

How you doing, mate? You good?

Good, you? Yeah, man. Good, good.

I'm going to go over there. Yeah.

Just going to go...

..do my thing.

Yeah, see you soon, yeah?

Yeah.

See you later. Yeah, see ya.

All right.

Yelena...

I, uh, did you, uh,

did you get a chance to look at those numbers I sent you?

Mm-hm. For Unknown T? I did. Yeah.

Shame, right? Breddah's going to brok the bank.

Might have to get Felix to enquire about that skinny jean band

after all. The numbers are fine. I'll pay from my own pocket.

Oh, really? It is double his fee.

I don't care.

To have him cancel now is social suicide.

Right.

Nah, I completely understand.

Yes! What are you both talking about?

Um, Spring Balls.

Mm. It's going to be epic.

Right, Toby? Right.

I actually can't wait.

It was insane last year.

Mm.

What, who performed last year, again?

Oh, no, not cos of the act.

We all took molly, and it became absolutely crazy.

Mm-hm. How crazy?

Oh, let me show you.

Um...

Ah, OK.

Is... This is just on your socials?

Yeah. I've never been so hungover in my life.

This is my private account.

Mm, so hot.

Oh, that's what you wore?

Nothing on what I'm wearing this year.

You should come round tonight, and I'll show you.

Abby!

I think Carol needs to see this.

Toby, come on! Oh, my God, look at this!

It's a boarding school, there's secrets everywhere.

Hey, roller-coaster that way, now! Come now, come.

I ain't taking no... Don't make me whack you with that cocktail.

Can I get some attention from the birthday girl?

You never see him like this.

Why are we always going on about Jaheim?

Well, no, I'm just happy for him.

It's just nice to see him being so playful.

I got you something.

It's a big box for the Tiffany earrings I asked for.

I bought the earrings as well.

This is something else.

OK.

I think you'll like it.

Is this Mummy's work?

This is me.

Do you like it? It's got all the...

You know, we went to the gig and...

It's funny, right? It's good.

The earrings are back at mine.

I've got those, this is just...

I thought you'd like this.

Cool, um, I didn't know you kept them.

Yeah.

Bit out of character.

I was expecting a little bit more.

Thank, thank you.

Thanks. You know, just... I was expecting a bit more.

Come on Florence, let's go.

I didn't know there was a way to accept gifts.

Thank you.

I thought it was nice.

Oh, fuck off.

Fuck off, go and draw or something.

Boo!

Aargh! Fuck.

You OK?

Yeah. LAUGHS WEAKLY

Oh. Just enjoying the view.

Between your legs? Yep.

So, you've been enjoying your birthday, then? Yeah.

It's been all right.

What, did Rupert not get you the right pony?

No.

I wish it was that.

Well, listen, I'm no relationship guru,

but it seems like you're a little bit checked out.

I sort of miss the Rupert that was a bit of a prick.

This...

..chocolate-and-picture-frame Rupert is a bit annoying.

So, why don't you just dump him?

I'm not just dating Rupert.

I am dating the Watlington-Geese family.

Oh, I see, I see.

One must not just dump one's partner,

one must consult one's whole entire family.

One's, one's, one's.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. Yes.

The whole Head Girl, A-star, hockey thing

is all towards something, Jaheim.

I've worked too hard to just chuck it all away

because of a shitty relationship.

So, if I have to play the dutiful girlfriend to get a glowing

reference from Carol, then so be it. Yeah.

But, um, well, if it makes you feel any better,

I've pretty much gone and fucked up my whole future, so...

Is this why we're getting the reckless Jaheim?

I wouldn't really call him that.

Maybe just, um...

..a little less overthinking Jaheim.

What about Beatrix?

That's dead.

There is no me and Beatrix any more.

Ask her. She's with Alex.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to me.

Florence! Florence, where are you?

Shit.

Florence wait, Florence, hey.

Wait, wait, wait.

Um, thank you for the amazing party.

It's OK.

See you later.

Bye.

You forgot your... Shit.

Want to come back to mine?

I'm really tired, but I'll see you tomorrow.

Thank you for a fab birthday.

Femi, what are you doing back here?

I'm sorry for coming to your house, but I wanted to tell you...

Yeah, this is where you tell me, Femi.

My uncle's going to let me stay.

Ah, that's great.

Yeah, I convinced him to let me change my course to drama.

Uh, but can you help me with that?

You know, talk to Carol?

Yeah, of course.

Thank you.

But am I good? Like, you're not messing with me?

You're good, Femi.

Like, this isn't some diversity thing for you.

Because if this doesn't work, I am done.

My family don't play games, and I can't be embarrassing myself.

I can't just magic it out of nothing.

It's down to you.

Do you think you can do it?

Y-yeah.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

Yes.

I'm so fucking proud of you!

You worked so hard.

Right, I'll see you in class tomorrow.

See you. Go on.

Night.

Ah, that was such a fun party.

What the fuck happened to you?

Have you been here this whole time?

Why haven't you taken back her laptop?

I was going to.

But hear me out.

You said you wanted to know who this Megan girl is.

I know. It's her girlfriend.

How have we gone from looking for your stolen book

to you stealing her laptop?

Are you the crazy one?

No, she still could have stolen the book.

I'm saying that if she's lying about having a girlfriend,

it means she could be lying about the book.

This is evidence.

Evidence. Exactly.

She's going to know you were in her room.

Oh, my God, don't steal from the crime scene, Leah!

Oh, I'm sorry I don't know the ins and outs

of breaking and entering, Abby. I just need to tell Mabel.

Tell her what?

That you stole her girlfriend's laptop

and went through her personal shit like a psychopath?

Take it back. Take it back.

Don't say a word and pray to God that no-one finds out.

Hey, Leah. Hi.

I didn't misplace it. I left it right here.

And look, someone's been going through my stuff.

I mean, who would steal my laptop from me?

I'm really nice.

Yeah, like, the nicest person I know.

You look burst. how you feeling?

I jammed, man, why did I drink so much?

You had fun, though. Urrgh!

Looking like you're pushing out some demons or something, bro.

Mm, something like that.

What you doing? What's that?

A likkle love letter to Carol trying to get your Head Boy spot back?

No, I don't care about that.

This is, um, a summer school application for MIT in the States.

Yeah, I was pushing it back before cos I thought I'd want to be here

for Caleb, but he don't need me any more, so...

Yeah, this is the only thing I wanted for myself.

That's hard, fam.

Well, I need a recommendation from Carol.

I'm drunk and it was due at, like, midnight, so...

Yeah, it's over.

It's calm, though.

It's not midnight in Massachusetts.

Which is why I am delighted to write this

letter of recommendation for our Head Boy, Jaheim Marsham.

Delighted?

Delighted sounds too frilly, you know what I mean?

Kind of makes you sound like a...

Like a white woman, which is what Carol is.

Just let me write the damn ting.

Come wake me out of my bed say I can't use the word delighted.

Char. Peace.

Big O, how are you getting on?

Good. It's just, morally I feel kind of...

Bro, this is the last of the headed paper we've got.

So, don't fuck it up.

You lot really love me, innit?

BEEPING Oh!

What now?

Femzino.

Still clear, oga.

Done. Lovely.

You're up. Ah!

Make sure when you send it from Carol's account, delete that email.

Tick tock, tick tock.

Done.

I love you guys.

Oh, what did he say? I said, I love you guys.

I can't lie, that's a Y.

Who's there? Hello?

Hello! Who's that?!

Be seated.

I have some great news to announce this morning.

It has been confirmed that

Master Ashford will not be returning.

And as of yesterday,

I have been officially appointed to lead St Gilbert's.

This morning marks my first assembly as your headmistress

on permanent tenure.

First order of business.

My attention has recently been brought to the debauched affairs

that took place at last year's Spring Ball.

So...

What the fuck?

..I have decided to cancel the event.

Such...

MURMERS OF DISAPPROVAL Thank you.

Such behaviour is not welcome,

and definitely not encouraged at St Gilbert's.

KNOCKING

Come in.

You let me down.

A lot of important people were expecting you.

Gus covered for you, but I won't.

It's been an honour.

Mum, I don't want to be Head Boy.

It is a privilege.

For who? Literally everyone who works with you is miserable.

You know, the day I was forced to step down

was the best day of my life.

You are Head Boy, Felix, and you will like it.

Take that look off your face, you're not five.

PHONE BUZZES

Someone's having a good day?

Something like that.

So good to see Femi's back.

I'm glad we bumped into each other.

I think this writer-in-residence position has run its course.

As headmistress, I have to make difficult decisions.

I do hope you understand.

You'll have to leave sooner rather than later.

Yeah, it'll probably be later.

By the way, I came to see you earlier, but you weren't in.

But I was able to get your shredder working.

Just give me a shout if you need help with anything else.

Hey. You've been avoiding me.

I thought I'd come over and, uh, we could talk.

Yeah, well, I kind of have to be somewhere right now. Oh, I see.

Secret Raisinette Alliance.

Where's my sketchbook?

I came here to talk and you're worried about a sketchbook.

I left it here this morning.

I come back and...

Do you think I took it?

Well, it's got Raisinette stuff in it.

And I know how much you wanted to be in the Raisinettes.

You got in, I didn't, shit happens.

Look, if you have it, just give it back, please.

And then we can forget about it, and we can move on.

Screw you, Omar, and your little cult.

I'm glad that book is gone,

and I hope that whatever dirty secrets are in there, come out.

SCREAMS