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This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature

Argh! Argh!

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY How could that be a ghost?

The building isn't even that old.

Get it together, Stanley. Get it together.

Remember, you are Stan the man

with the master plan.

Come on.

Let's get some food, innit? Said you were hungry.

All right, let me whip us something, man.

You know, I'm a young Ainsley Harriott, innit.

All right, check if they've got any eggs in there.

And salmon as well.

Chardonnay, caviar.

What we got?

Fishcakes. Sorry, bruv.

Fishcake? Mm-hm. Hundred bag education for a fishcake, bro?

Don't ask me. I'm not paying.

I'm cutting, bro.

They are onto me, man.

Ain't taking it to court either, no way.

You're on bail? Yeah. It's a bit tecky.

Yeah, it's long.

I've just got to...

..lay low elsewhere, you get me?

Obviously, man ain't working at the moment, so...

..I ain't going to be able to run Caleb that bread no more.

Leave Caleb to me, man.

Now's not the time to be warring with Caleb, you know.

He'll be fine.

Bruv, if man's not there supporting him,

do you want him chilling on the block?

You can't let that happen.

DOOR OPENS H—hello?

OK, that is our cue. Let's go.

Hello? Who's that?

Repeat, by Sways

It's quite a grainy image, so it's pretty hard to see who

those two reprobates even are, but I can ask around for you.

We've had the video sent off for further analysis.

Great. Well, please keep me posted with your investigation

and do let me know if I can be of any help.

Hmm.

SNORING

Yo.

It won't be long. Promise.

Just a few days.

HE GROANS

Oh, God. All right.

Yes!

Stay put, man. Do not leave this room.

What's she got? Nothing yet, which is why we really need to get

that bitch gone before she comes out with the receipts. OK, don't worry.

OK? I got you.

You've got me in a whole lot of trouble. Listen.

This next plan, it needs to work.

OK. Anarchism has much to offer the black liberation movement,

IF we are bold enough to seize it. Who said that?

You know full well it was Lorenzo Kom'boa Ervin, girl.

Oh, OK.

And...

..look how many people are coming to the ACS meeting at lunchtime.

I didn't...I didn't know there was an ACS today.

Yeah. Yeah, I texted you.

There, you see. Four-five-two, that's you, right?

Hm-mm, that is not me.

Oh.

It must be the British numbers, you know.

Same numeral system as the US. Anyways, you need to be there. OK?

Of course. Yeah? We're going to rally the troops. Mm-mm. Right?

And we're going to get that bitch...

..gone.

I know, I know. Right, so see you at lunch? At lunch. Oh, wait.

And bring ideas, OK? Of course. I'll get more people. Mm.

It's a movement! It's a movement.

It's a what?

It's a what?

I'll see you. In a bit, in a bit.

Why don't you just text Dilton hi? I can't just say hi.

I bailed on him.

No explanation, nothing.

What's going on?

Omar is struggling to text Dilton.

How he stepped further away from dick is beyond me.

Look, it's not that simple, right? Not after...

Look, you've got to keep this proper hush-hush, all right?

But the Raisinettes, they have this, like, wall of secrets

and Dilton is up there.

Oh, sorry. At the same time? Yeah.

G'wan, Dilton! Oh, my days.

HE SIGHS Right, you know what you do?

Message him, yeah? Be like,

"What you saying? When we going to link up and paint...

"..paint with our dicks?"

Toby, why you got to be so crass?

Crass? Yes.

How? This is my cue.

I'm crass?

Later.

PHONE VIBRATES

I just don't think it's that deep.

Look, I don't care how many people he's been with,

but how do I compete with all of his experience?

Pass me your phone.

You've got to be like,

"Hey, Dilton, I am truly humbled

"by your experience

"and I was thinking maybe you could teach me..."

No, he doesn't need to know I'm a loser.

Virgins aren't losers, Omar.

GIGGLING

PHONE VIBRATES

Anyways, why in the bloodclart is Rupert messaging you?

He wanted me to bring him his homework.

Come again? Obviously, I said no.

He bullied you!

Promise me you won't go to his yard.

I just want to check if he's OK.

Argh! Leah, you're hurting me!

Promise me, then. OK, OK. Fine, fine, fine.

I promise.

Why don't I believe you?

What are you even doing here anyway?

You're not even in this class.

Dear Black Jesus, hook a brother up with a tasty hookup.

I swear, I'm churching every Sunday.

Toby!

My G! Obviously, not every Sunday.

My man.

Devonye.

Nice to meet you. Lovely to meet you, Devonye.

Uh, how may I help?

Are you free now? For you? Always.

That's what I like to hear. OK, let's go.

So, I hear you're the man with all the ideas.

Leah! You're here. Hey.

What's going on?

OK, so we have the dopest idea for the next event.

Sick, so do I.

Basically, this is my...

Let me get it up.

My Fuck Carol speech.

It's not really needed cos we have the wheels in motion.

It's called Sleepover For Change.

OK. Is it, um...

It was Toby's idea.

Toby, you've joined ACS.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wonder why.

Tell her your idea.

Yeah, yeah. OK. OK.

It's a sleepover. Hm-mm.

Everyone will rock up in their jimmy-jammies.

We'll ask for a small donation, then we'll put on a film.

Something like, uh, 12 Years A Slave or something like that.

Basically, a film that makes white people feel bad for being

themselves. Yeah. So, a bunch of upper years

in a dark room, pillows, blankets.

I don't know, it sounds like a orgy to me. Yeah, but...

..it's for charity, innit?

SHE GASPS We should do it in the school yurt.

Yeah. Guys, it is lit, but one question.

What has this got to do with our scholarships?

To entertain, to engage.

Artists are the gatekeepers of truth.

We are civilization's anchor.

We are the compass for humanity's conscience. Mm.

Again, who? Oh, thank you.

It was Paul Robeson, you funny girl.

You knew that, didn't you? Yeah, 'course.

OK. Let's get to work.

OK, I completely underestimated her.

I love her.

So, Mr Adebayo... If this is about the medical room,

I have no idea about it. I actually even saw it on...

I-I know, Mistress.

I know this stuff. I do.

I-I-I think it's just the pressure and I panic.

I don't think it's beneficial for you or the school to prolong this...

..very painful experience, wouldn't you agree?

Yes, Mistress.

Tried to contact your parents.

I don't seem to have their current number on file.

It's missing a dialling code. Ah.

Plus...

..two...

..three...

..four.

I wasn't aware your family were living abroad.

My dad's business is in Lagos, and here...

..but mostly there. Global.

It does beg the question why you're on a fully funded scholarship

when he seems to be doing so well.

Though I suppose it would be unfair of me not to take

these panic attacks of yours into account.

If I can see a steady improvement in your work,

I see no reason why you have to leave immediately. Really?!

A lot to improve on.

History, maths...

I'll improve on all of them, I promise.

You've also signed up for the drama society.

Eeee... Yeah, yeah.

Er, but work is more important, so I can... No.

I think drama would be beneficial for you.

I trust you'll be performing at the showcase.

Showcase?

I mean, yeah, the showcase!

Great. Of course.

And do not throw away this second chance.

Is that clear? Yes, Mistress.

Well...

Thank you.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

Hello. Can I speak with Mr Adebayo?

Well, are you going to come in or are you just going to

stand there with your mouth open like you're waiting for a dick to...

Wait, wait, I'm sorry.

Look, come in...

..please. The door's open.

Local X Global, by Matthew James

I swear this job said formal wear.

Yeah, what, this ain't formal?

If you say so.

Maybe Xiang's got something you can wear.

There it is. Controller's in the drawer. Biscuits are there.

They're Xiang's. Do whatever with them, I don't mind.

Xiang's, but it don't matter?

You know he's going to hate me even more if I take his stuff.

Please, don't move, right, or I'm fucked.

Love, bro. Yeah?

Love. Thank you.

I'll be back soon.

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

HE SIGHS

Carol says that pottery is therapeutic.

You should try it. It's very relaxing.

Just quickly, er...

..get a little wiggle on it. There you go.

Some length to it.

Give it a go.

Is...is therapy...

..therapeutic stuff what you need?

How are you?

So, has Dilton put it up your arse yet?

I haven't seen you for weeks and that's the first thing you ask me?

Take that as a no then.

What's the issue?

It's...complicated.

Sounds like you're making it complicated.

Then why am I here?

If it's relationship advice, I don't need it.

Oh, my God, look, I just needed homework.

OK? But Florence didn't want to bring it and I haven't really

been speaking to Spencer or Bishop, so, yeah.

Your stuff's still in our dorm.

I'm guessing you're coming back.

Look, I've not been feeling my best.

So, Carol thought it'd be good if I had a little break.

Appearance is everything.

Where's your bathroom?

You'll find it.

Just wank him off!

It's not that hard.

KNOCKING AT DOOR

I've come to apologise.

I'm not usually that kind of kid.

We came for a laugh and I got carried away.

What I said was out of order and...

..I'm sorry. Really.

Noted. Anything else?

I was also wondering if...

..maybe I could...

..rejoin Drama Society?

I'm not in the habit of teaching obnoxious little pricks.

Please. I...

..I'm begging you.

I was a prick.

I know. And I'm so, so, so sorry.

But I have been fucking up like crazy

and I've been given another chance.

And...I need this.

Please.

So, you need me?

This will be fun.

Do you have a nail brush or something?

I can't get this out of my nails.

What did you do?

How'd you get into my phone?

Easy. It's your birthday.

The fact I remembered, shows how strong our friendship is, right?

What did you text him? Just trust me, it'll work.

I mean it when I say it, don't ever fucking contact me again.

Oooh!

HE SIGHS

Yes! Woo!

Can I help you?

Oh, hi. I'm...I'm Jaheim Marsham, I'm working the...

Oh! Jaheim Marsham.

Yes. Hello, hello.

Thank you very much for following the uniform brief.

Very dapper, very dapper. Thank you.

Oh? Uh, oh, sorry, um...

I'm Alan,

both host and protagonist of this dreadfully garish birthday.

Well, happy birthday.

Oh, it's not a big birthday.

It's a birthday, nonetheless.

Um, now, some people call me a perfectionist, I'm not.

You'll be working the cloakroom. Have you worked a cloakroom before?

No. No?! I can learn fast. I promise, I'm...

Coats.

There are two tokens.

One token stays on the hanger.

The corresponding token goes to the owner.

Got you.

Shall we practise?

OK. Yeah, sure.

May I? Yeah. Um...sorry.

Here you go.

I do hope they have a cloakroom.

Good evening. Hello. Hi. Here, let me take that.

Thank you.

Um, pop this on here.

Number eight, was it? I think it was number eight. Yes.

There you go. There you are.

I don't suppose we have time to do it again.

You can just run it through a few times yourself.

Cool. Yeah.

Um, sorry to be like this, but pay, when do we get paid?

End of the evening. But I really need you to focus on the coats!

Jaheim?

Bea! Oh, my... Um, sorry, I just, um...

Sorry, I didn't expect to see you here.

Yeah. Quite...quite the outfit.

Uh, yeah. I do try sometimes, don't I?

Um, you work here?

Uh, yeah.

Now I feel underdressed.

My bad. Um...

..you do this often or is it just a...?

Oh, no, it's, like, a fairly new thing.

Yeah. Sorry, I didn't know. I wouldn't have...

No, no, it's not something that I shout from the rooftops.

"It girl has a part-time job."

Yeah. Understandable. Yeah.

First guest! Places, places, big smiles.

Just...less teeth.

Much less teeth.

Well, some teeth. Come on.

Just smile like a normal person!

You know, relax!

We're working, but it's a party.

Alan!

Coming!

Coming!

There we are.

BEA LAUGHS

Oooh! Oh, dear. Right, I'm going to leave you to it. Yeah.

You do you.

APPLAUSE That was great. Great.

When I said, "Pick a monologue," I meant from a play,

not Cruel Intentions.

OK. Who's next?

Over here! Here, Miss!

Let's welcome Femi to the stage.

I don't have a speech. Why not?

Uh, I-I was, um...

Oh, of course.

Because you were acting like a cock ring last time you were here.

From one of my first plays.

I was reading a lot of in-your-face theatre at the time.

Absolutely panned by the critics, but I still love it.

Page one.

When you're ready.

I see him looking at me,

desperate to take me,

desperate to put himself inside of me.

It's actually the character's first sexual experience,

so she should sound more excited,

Hmm.

Desperate, desperate, desperate to be all over me.

Grab my tits and...

LAUGHTER ..shower his liquid love

all over me.

She's actually turning herself on as she speaks.

HE MOANS

LAUGHTER

I imagine his seed is silky...

HE MOANS

..soft, warm to the touch.

Maybe add some visuals to the words.

Hmm.

HE GROANS

Soft, warm to the touch.

OK.

That was quite poor.

I'd like you to work on that.

OK, who's next?

Would you like to come up here?

Thank you. Thanks, Miss.

Did you enjoy that? Mm...

..not really. Quite humiliating.

But I guess that was the point.

It's not nice being embarrassed in front of everyone, is it? No.

I was thinking...

..if I could do something different for the showcase? Oh, don't worry.

I'm not going to force you to do that.

I want to. Like, I need to.

No offence, Femi, genuinely, but you are an awful actor.

I'm willing to put in the work.

Please, Miss...

..Carol wants it.

Do you even know what the showcase is for? Yeah.

It's so Headmistress can show the board how amazing she is.

All the seats will be filled with students, parents, board members.

It's a big deal.

And if it goes wrong, she will have your balls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm up for it.

Well...if you look bad, I look bad,

so let's find you something more appropriate.

Come back tomorrow and we'll find one and practise.

Argh, tomorrow is the sleepover...

..which I won't be going to, obviously.

See you later, Miss.

PHONE VIBRATES

Yo.

Bro, what's going on?

Bro, I need to use the toilet, but man can't leave the room, bro.

You know I can't afford to get kicked out. Please.

Jaheim! Yo. Sorry, bro, I need to go, actually.

Off the phone, Marsham!

Sorry...

I hate you, you dickhead.

Here, I stole you this from the kitchen.

Oh, yeah? What is it?

Cannoli. Oh, very cheesy.

HE WRETCHES Oh, that is terrible!

Oh, my God. That is terrible.

Right, so you don't like cannoli.

I'll add that to my list of things that I know about you. Hmm.

Am I that bad? Yeah, no, you are that bad.

Well, I think you're digging for something that ain't there.

Right? Hmm. Yeah, what you see is what you get.

I actually think you've got more to you than that,

but it's your call if you want to share it, so...

Well, I do have one question, though. Mm-hm.

How are you going to explain that?

What? Look.

Oh, shi...

Er... Um...

..get the water, get the water.

Here, here, here.

OK, here's some napkins.

Oh, no, stop, stop! You're making it worse,

you're making it worse. How?! I'm cleaning it up. No, stop.

Stop it.

You ain't going to do nothing better.

Aargh! Eurgh! What's going on?

I'm just trying to make it better! HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

The guy showed me how to take coats

and wasn't even impressed by the way I did it.

At least you didn't get shown how to properly tie up a bin bag.

Wait, what? I was really shit.

How do you not know how to tie up a bin bag?

I had a cleaner, growing up.

We actually had two... Of course!

..just in case one of them got sick. Mm-hm.

SHE GROANS Well, um, I'm sorry

for getting you fired.

No, no. It's all right.

It was never going to, like, make up the school fees.

It was just a bit of pocket money.

Keeping up appearances.

Expensive being popular.

You going to be all right?

Oh, no, I'm screwed.

Where are my manners? Would you like a backie?

Go on.

You're cool, you're cool. I got you.

I told you. Oh, my God.

You need to stop doubting me.

What did I tell you?

Uh-huh. Here we go.

To St Gilbert's we go!

How much do I owe you?

On the house. Mm.

You did get me fired, so I guess that's the least that you can do.

Well, if you ever need another one, let me know.

Oh, no, I think this should be the last one, for obvious reasons,

but thanks.

See ya.

PHONE VIBRATES

SHOUTING What?!

Yo, yo, yo. Hold on. I'm gonna be there right now.

Yeah? Hold on.

SHOUTING

Get him out! They're my crisps!

"They're my...?!" Move, bruv! He's eating my things!

They're your crisps?! Please... Is it?

Belongs to you, yeah? ..calm down. Read a book!

"Read a book?!" You're lucky. Come on, sit down, chill out!

Guy think this is? Please.

Hey! Hey! Stop.

Wait, it's just crisps, bro, calm down.

You can't buy them here.

But they're still crisps. I don't get it. They're from my family

back in Malaysia, that I don't see,

that I can't pop over to every holiday, that I miss!

OK. I get it. But it's going to be OK.

I'm coming back with Stanley and I'm telling him who's here

and why he's here.

OK. Wait, please.

I'm sorry, but just don't... You don't have to do that, OK?

PHONE LINE RINGS

What? Florence, look, um, Xiang's coming your way,

and I just need you to stall him. Why?

I'll tell you when I next see you, I promise.

Please, just...just do it.

Fine. But you owe me. OK.

Xiang, you're good with computers, right?

I'm busy. Please.

If I don't get this fixed, I'm screwed.

Five minutes. Promise.

Yo, yo, yo, yo! What you doing, bro?

I told you this was a bad idea.

Listen, listen. I'll pattern it, it's minor.

Bro, how? Hmm? I shouldn't even be here.

Listen, bro, stop trying to take care of everyone.

Yeah? I know... You're tired, Jaheim.

I know what I did and it ain't your shit to deal with, yeah?

Just look after yourself, man.

Hey. I really enjoyed your messages.

Oh, uh, well, you're...you're welcome, Dilton.

This is nice. This is...this is nice. I like your T-shirt.

Oh, thank you. Yeah? Yeah. It's good.

I'm going to be late, but are you coming to the sleepover tomorrow?

Yeah. Yeah, sure. For sure, for sure.

OK.

Sleepover?

PHONE VIBRATES REPEATEDLY

Yeah?

Big, big money education and you're answering the phone with, "Yeah"?

Good evening, Gus. How are you?

I'm very well, thank you.

Just checking in.

Just busy. What's up?

Your friend Malachi called.

What'd he say? Nothing.

He, um...

..he was the one who wanted me to check in.

Everything all right?

Yeah, I'm fine

Grandma? Little brother?

They're good.

Good to hear.

Look, I'm going to be passing your estate,

thought I could swing by your house, you know,

check in on your grandma and your little brother.

Make sure that they're all right,

you know, whilst you're away.

Make sure that they've got everything they need,

if that's all right. Yeah, that's all right.

Thank you, man. Cool. OK. Bye.

SIREN WAILS

PHONE LINE RINGS This is Caleb. Leave a message.

Yo, Caleb, Gus is going to come through.

Give him the electric key, yeah? He'll pattern it.

All right, cool. Call me when you get this. In a bit.

CHATTER

Get your tickets! Sleepover For Change.

Yeah? Don't be late.

Tickets, tickets, get your tickets!

One for 15, four for 50,

Sleepover For Change,

let's get nifty. Thank you.

Ticket!

Incredible. You look so good. You look so sexy!

"Ho-ho-ho! And know me better, man!"

Oh, Femi!

Femi! Femi. Hey.

Do not think that we forgot about you...

..stud.

Oh, no, no.

Oh.

We want mayhem Femi tonight. Yes, we do.

Yeah? Oh. Um...

..I have to...

..I have... I've just... I've got a...

Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate. No.

No, you kick up a fuss when we don't include you,

and then I go and spend a small fucking fortune on these

lovely little jimmy jammies for you. Same day delivery too.

Yeah, same day delivery. Thank you, Graham. And...

..you can't come? No, no, no, no. No, no. I'm coming.

I'm definitely coming. Swear, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah? OK, Femi.

We ride again, my boys.

Whoa, whoa!

Mr Palmer-Grace, Mrs Carlton said you missed class.

Oh, yeah.

I just...I just felt really bad.

Where were you?

Rupert asked me to drop some homework off

and I stayed more than needed, but not for long. It's just...

..I think he needs a friend.

Rupert is not your concern.

It's just...

..I know about the pottery thing.

Well, it's just dicks, Mistress.

I'm not saying I know the whole thing,

but being in that house alone, I don't think it's good for him.

You were not granted permission to leave school grounds.

I won't even mention going to MY house.

You will attend detention this evening,

as well as catch up on the work you missed.

Am I clear?

Am I clear?

Yes, Mistress.

This is hot.

Yeah, it's decent still.

What you so stiff for, man? Be excited!

Be excited! All right, man, all right. Come, man.

Lead the way, innit.

Hey. Oh, hey, um...

..sorry. Er, I can move, sorry.

No, no, no. It's fine.

There's, um, no space in here.

Are you sure?

No, I'm pretty sure there's space at the back, right?

Not that I can see, you know.

No, no, are you sure there's no space at the back, Toby?

Nope. OK.

What? What, are you lot not chopping no more?

I'm joking, I know you're not chopping.

I'm just enjoying this awkwardness, you know.

Yeah, you enjoy it.

Anyway, I'll go get some popcorn.

Mm-hm.

Do you want some? Nope. Don't say yes.

What an event, right? Yeah. I know.

I got a space over there for us, if you want to...?

Oh, no, I was thinking I would sleep next to the hockey girls.

OK. Mm.

But why?

You know that I'm into girls, right?

You're into girls.

I did know that.

Devonye! Hey!

She's into girls.

PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

PHONE VIBRATES

Er...sir? What?

Any chance we can finish early?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. No problem at all.

When you're done.

How are you feeling?

I'm fine.

You always look so handsome in your uniform.

I know a lot has been going on.

The divorce, your father - or lack of.

And it was my suggestion that you stayed at home till you felt better.

But maybe being with your friends might help.

And you being headmistress?

I know it's hard for you and your brother,

but I'm doing good things at St Gilbert's. Right.

Exciting things are happening, happening for you both.

Trust me, it will be worth it.

GRAHAM, Femi-demi-ding-dong! Where are you?

So many skimpy jim-jams.

Oh, um, I downed a half a bottle of vodka

and now I'm steaming.

HE RETCHES

Lightweight! Loser!

Yeah, I've got to sleep it off.

Make sure you send me all the frisky pics.

Of course, baby! We'll send all of them, darling.

Got some paracetamol in my bag.

I'm fine. Thank you.

Do you want to take it from the top?

Yeah.

Er...

Aye, that I had not done a thousand more.

Even now I curse the day,

and yet I think few come within the compass of my curse.

What? Is it shit? Am I shit?

No, nothing.

I'm smiling.

It's really good. Keep going.

Wherein I did not some notorious ill

as kill a man or else...

..devise the...his... Hmm.

Er, I feel like I want to move towards the audience here.

Maybe talk to them directly?

See what it feels like.

Wherein I did not some notorious ill as kill a man

or else devise his death.

Toby, I need you.

Spring Ball tickets aren't selling like this.

Yeah, well, not everyone's Toby. I got that sauce.

Yeah. And I need the sauce.

You need to join the social committee

Pass. Please.

It needs to be bigger and better than last year.

Don't know why you're asking him.

He might know how to get a big act.

We've already got one.

Felix, what's the name of the band?

Clean Bandit.

Nobody knows who they are.

Yeah, exactly.

And, er, in my opinion,

nobody wants some boring-arse skinny-jean-arse wearing band.

Toby is right.

I want to shake ass.

Well, Felix knows the Clean Bandits personally and can get them

at an affordable price. Thank you, by the way.

You're so sweet.

We could be. Mm.

What's the budget?

More than enough. More than enough for who?

One of my London connects.

Who's your connect? Adele?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not Adele.

I can't shake ass to Adele, huh? Obviously.

Why are we entertaining this?

Fam, what about Unknown T? He's from London, right?

I love him. He wishes.

Unknown T? Not a problem.

What? Yeah, me and Unknown T go way back.

His mum used to invite me around for dinner.

I knew you had the sauce.

Welcome to the committee.

Fair enough, fam.

If you think I'm impressed, I'm not.

Well, not everything's about you, Abby.

Well, I know you're bullshitting.

And I for one can't wait to see your spectacular downfall.

Oooh.

Wow.

What a turnout.

Tonight we've taken a huge step together towards

a progressive future.

I'm proud of us all.

I think we've collected, like, £500.

These whites be guilting.

OK, sorry, I'm not really one for speeches,

so I wrote a poem instead.

Jesus Christ.

Something I was going to save for the showcase,

but thought I'd give you a little sneak preview.

Mother, May I.

Mother, may I

break these chains that bind,

Erase the hate,

The walls that blind?

Mother, may I dream

Without the fear, embrace the love and hold it near?

Mother, speak the truths long concealed.

Heal the wounds, let scars be revealed.

Is it just me, or do you find this, like,

super, super cringe. Sssh!

Mother, may I

Be who I want to be

See who I want to see... What?

..give what I want to...

Mm. Mm-mm. ..give.

Mother, may I cry...

SHE GIGGLES

..for a cry?

Mother, may I?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What did you think? That was amazing. I filmed it.

We can put it on the Just Giving page. Excellent.

I have it all planned. Mm-hm. Yeah. Cool.

Why did you end things with him

since you're clearly still obsessed?

I'm not obsessed.

Babe... I'm not!

It was just so hard to get a read on him.

He's so bloody hard to talk to.

LAUGHTER Yeah, it seems so.

So what was all that about with Xiang?

Nothing. You promised you'd tell me.

All right. Well, I may or may not have had someone over that

I shouldn't have.

SHE GASPS

I know. He told me.

I convinced him not to say anything to Stanley.

It'd be pointless, as he'd be gone by the time he got back.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

PHONE BEEPS

Phones on silent. These people!

Sorry.

Give me...give me a second.

PHONE LINE RINGS

What's up?

Your little brother hasn't come home.

Why didn't you tell me?

And worry you for what?

Yeah, he's, um...he's probably at a friend's house. Exactly!

Look, don't worry about us.

Go to your bed.

PHONE LINE RINGS This is Caleb. Leave a message.

Caleb...if I have to come to London to find you, bro,

I swear down...

Just...just go home and call me back. Yeah?

Murky Muds by Fabian Johnson, Thomas Prendergast, Jamie Shield

No

get more grub in

I can't lie, man

high, damn

and they ain't huskies

and I don't trust it

stay away from me

No