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Hello? You all right?

He stinks. He smells so bad!

Do you want some champagne, maybe warm you up a little bit?

Get off! Don't be ungrateful. This is 110 a bottle! Just a smidge.

It's 110! Just a smidge! Come on.

CORK POPS, CHEERING

I have a journalist coming to talk to us

about our new scholarship programme

and he'd very much like to interview you, too.

He'll want to talk about your charity, of course,

and get your take on how St Gilbert's

may possibly have fallen behind other public schools

in giving access to excellent education to all,

but how I tirelessly sought out a charity like yours

to give these scholarships to talented students

from disadvantaged backgrounds.

Verbatim, or can I put it in my own words?

Guessing I shouldn't mention the video.

SHOUTING

I mean, you knew it was bad when even The Daily Mail called it

"The Great British Shame".

But, hey, if a few of my kids get an opportunity to attend a place

like this, I'm happy to run with whatever narrative you guys want.

Polo?

Hey, yo! What?

Hey, come on back, you little pig! Or what?

We have high standards at St Gilbert's.

We expect every new pupil to uphold them.

All right, come here, bro!

Our students are required to be confident and courageous,

not to mention committed.

HE GRUNTS

They must be tenacious...

Excuse me, do you mind if I put this poster on your notice board?

Sure, what is it?

Just about how we need to stop hipster coffee shops like these

from gutting the life and soul out of black neighbourhoods.

Creative,

discerning,

cultured,

with an eye for detail and a real appreciation of the arts.

Omar!

Students must be hard-working...

You want to be gangster, eh?

Smoking the drugs and popping the caps in my ass!

I said Nigeria or boarding school!

He worked and applied himself and got in! What did you do?

Exactly! So pack your bags, uh!

So pack your bags, uh!

..and of course, enterprising...

Look, I done told you, I ain't paying for these kicks!

Look, the stitching's falling apart!

..knows his stuff, yes.

I learnt Farsi so I don't get robbed by lickle pum-pums like you!

Now put my tings inna de bag! Dickhead!

SHE SPEAKS FARSI

They wouldn't be anything else.

I don't have to go if you don't want me to, you know?

What? Why are you trying to get out of buying me a Porsche?

That's not how it works, D.

People go private school to get rich, right?

Listen...Caleb, just call me if you need me, yeah?

I'll call you when I decide what kind of Porsche I want.

Ah!

Hey, tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Never!

Jaheim!

Black plastic bag? You couldn't find a suitcase?

It's fine, man. We're good, Grandma.

You bathe?

Yeah. You have pants?

Yes, Grandma. Hmm. Dem clean?

Yes, Grandma!

Don't forget your manners, and don't get into trouble, OK?

I won't. I promise.

OK.

Brother, I'll catch you...

..in a bit, bro. Yeah.

Call you when I'm there. Mm-hm.

Take care, yeah?

Amplify by Guvna B and DarkoVibes

Yo, private school boy!

Represent us out there, you know?

Yeah? Send me one of them posh white girls, yo.

A freaky one. Like you would know what to do with it, brother!

Come on, now. Yo.

Yo, them posh boys move mad too, you know?

Wanking in circles over digestive biscuits.

Last one to bust has to eat it!

EXCLAIMS

Man, are you serious? What's wrong with you, man?

See what weed has done to this guy's brain, bruv?

Did I say me? You make everything...

All right, listen, bro.

Why didn't you tell me that you needed peas, fam?

Bro, come on now. I'm good, bro. What do you mean, "Come on?"

Look at this, bro. Nah, bro. It's good. Hold this.

Hold this, bro.

All right.

Make sure you don't forget us, you know?

Remember, we made you right here, you know?

Brother, you man are acting like I'm going to war or something, bro.

You ain't comin' back. Is he comin' back?

Little waffin.

Leaving ends.

Aight.

Hold it down out there, bro.

Show them! Aight. Aight, man.

Yeah? In a bit.

All right.

Later, J.

What the hell you got in there?

Why you so inna?

Help me with this one, please.

SHE KISSES TEETH

Yeah! You all right, Jaheim?

I'm great. How are you?

Looks like you need a little bit of a trim.

Um...what's that?

Me and Caleb got in a little play-fight, innit?

Lickle man caught a lucky right hand.

Look, I'm here like you wanted me.

Look, if you think you're doing this for me,

you might as well go home right now.

Yeah.

Aight.

Man like Jaheim, you know. What you tellin' me?

I'm good. Good, yeah? Yes, sir.

Where's Femi? No way that little African decided he ain't coming.

He said his parents are going to drop him there.

OK.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh!

Can I help you?

I'm genuinely just shocked that you accepted your place.

You're meant to be... "Down with the establishment!"

But you're accepting a scholarship to a fee-paying school?

How else am I supposed to get a seat at the table, Toby?

What? I had to fight just to get on this scholarship ting

meant for only those with dicks. Hey!

It's not our fault underprivileged black boys are "in" at the moment.

I lie?

So why are you here, Toby?

A good education, obviously.

You know, broaden my horizon.

And...

..pumzy.

Shock!

Omar?

Stupid not to, right?

I mean, it's got art studios, three libraries, a theatre.

Yeah, yeah. We all read the same brochure, my guy.

Plus, it's the home of PF Raisin.

PF Raisin? Yeah.

Who's that? He was a cartoonist.

Satirical kind of stuff, you know, like really, really funny.

Apparently, there's like a secret society, like, dedicated to him.

It'd be amazing if it were real and I got to join it, you know?

Wow.

You're defo not gettin' any pumzy.

I think you mean dick. Oh, fire!

What do you reckon it'll be like?

I don't know.

Probably like our old schools.

More money, less metal detectors.

Do you hear that, Jaheim? Less metal detectors.

Ahaha! Shut up!

Whatever it's like...

..I say we just go and enjoy ourselves.

Oh, hundred! Listen, I said it before and I'll say it again,

you have not lived the full private school experience

if you don't come back with a STI and a coke habit.

What the fuck? It's true!

Sit down.

DOOR CLOSES

I want you to remember that this wasn't an open invite

to everybody and anybody from the ends.

Sorry. It's just "ends".

I encouraged you to come to my after-school club because I saw

incredible talent that wasn't being nurtured at your individual schools.

That talent that you continue to work hard at

is what got you your scholarships at St Gilbert's.

No-one will know that better than you.

Don't be who they expect you to be.

This is mad.

Wait, is that Femi? This is how we're living?

Femi! Nah. Femi! Yo!

He can't hear you, guys.

OK, time to go.

Welcome to your new home.

Yeah!

Yeah! Aight, this is serious.

This? Serious!

You OK? Yeah, yeah.

Femi!

Hey...

Those are the ones you need to stay away from!

You worked too hard to waste this chance.

Make me proud, OK?

If you must know, I'm shotting 'em, innit?

These rich whities love a road man trainer, you know.

You're an idiot.

All right.

It's important to look the part.

Is that going to stop them from staring?

If they stare, stare back.

Hi! How you doing? Gorgeous weather we're having.

WOMAN SIGHS

Let them know you belong.

All right, good luck. Go.

What, you're not coming with us?

What, you want me to hold your hand?

Look, you're prepped for this, all of you, all right?

If you need me, I'm just a call away.

But don't be callin' all the time. Don't be popping off my phone!

All right, go on. Good luck, good luck, good luck!

Go!

GENERAL CHATTER

Room allocation first, right?

Says here it's in the study hall.

Where is that?

Excuse me, do you know where the...?

OK. Thanks, anyway.

We're all in Malton.

That's fun.

Please God, mixed boarding.

Bro, you're here with Crispin, bro!

Crispin! Bet that's one of them wet whities

that thinks he's black and that.

Yeah, he's going to get me to line up his ginger fade

and spit bars on his mixtape and that.

I think it's a little more progressive than that.

Bro, I've already been asked if I sell weed.

Serious, man?

Your girl is about to intro herself to her new boarding ride or die!

Are you filming me?

Hi.

I'm Mabel.

It's so nice to meet you.

OK.

Apparently, we're in the same boarding house.

Hilarious, right?

Yeah. LOL.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

I've been boarding since I was seven.

I, like, barely even know my parents.

Francois de Gange.

Oi, that's a mad name.

Hi, I'm Beatrix.

Oh, OK.

And, er, this is Florence.

Hi. Is it your first time boarding?

What makes you think that?

Your suitcase is a binbag, bro.

Well, if you need a tour or anything, I'm really happy to help.

Thank you, Beatrix. Mm.

And if you need any help from me with anything,

I'll be glad to do that.

Well, I've never seen a black penis before, so there's that.

GIRLS SNIGGER Bea!

Bro, D, this place a go be fire!

Hey.

Babes!

Maybe next time you could piss on me to let everyone know I'm yours.

Hey, how you doing? Rupert.

You guys must be the, er, scholarships.

What's your name? Jaheim.

Ja-what? Jaheim.

Jaheim. Yes.

So where you from?

My man said it like he's G-checking me. For real. What's that, sorry?

Nothing. London joke. You wouldn't get it.

London? Yeah. Nice. Which part?

Lewisham. Not so sure.

South London. Oh, like Brixton?

No, not like Brixton, no. We went to go and see Stormzy in Brixton.

Oh, did you? Yeah. You know, that's my cousin! Really?

Yeah! Yeah, yeah man.

So is Skepta and Giggs.

Wow. Small world. Uh-huh.

Should've used a bag for life.

See you around, boys.

Right, Mimsy, I think we've got time to take one more photograph.

Why don't we take one under the portrait of the founder?

If you can line up along there...

Right, oh.

Maybe...

The bruise.

Yes. Every new student takes one for the newsletter.

OK, you ready?

Leah, turn... Leah! Turn around.

Yes, right. Take a picture.

Jaheim actually got G-checked by a brother called Rupert.

Brother, shut up, man. His name is Rupert.

Separately, I should've banged him in his flippin' face.

Big man ting, you should've.

How have we been here ten minutes and you man are already warring?

It's him! And you, stop gassing him!

Oi, chill! Chill, bro!

I knew I recognised him. Look.

Eh! No... No way. Oh, man.

Ah! And he's still here after that?

Yeah, you see? These rich guys, they get away with murder.

Which is why you two shouldn't be fucking with him.

Ooh, first lecture at St Gilbert's!

Listen, there's no just you, you know. It's us.

So if you get in shit, we're all fucked.

All right, let me tell you something, yeah?

You need to stop thinking the worst of me. I'm actually a delight.

Look, bun that.

There are more progressive ways to sort shit out, you know?

We should start an Afro-Caribbean Society.

BOYS GROAN

Power in numbers!

There's always drama round the corner in places like these.

So we should've already been ready.

Listen, like I said,

I'm just here to shot two-two trainers and shot two-two gyal.

Alie! Literally! Good luck with that though, yeah? Yeah.

I'm rootin' for you.

Have you lot not watched Get Out? It's not just a film, you know.

It's gospel.

That's how you man end up in a sunken place.

GENERAL CHATTER

GIRLS WHOOP, LAUGH

Hi.

Um, which one of you is Abby?

I am.

I'm Leah. I thought I was the only one.

Only one of what?

Hey, man.

Femi.

Mm. Ooh, brother.

Hey... OK... Er... Oh, oh! OK!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, rah.

I wrote it myself.

Which programme?

It's called Deity?

That's cool, man.

Have you ever tried using Silverscape?

Yeah, you see all that glitchy stuff there?

It just irons out before you have to go through a shitload of code.

Digestive?

Actually, you know what, bro? I'm good.

CAMERA CLICKS

OK.

FEMI SIGHS

Um...

..can I get a picture of you?

My mum wants a picture of my roommate.

It's for my family WhatsApp group.

Oh, God, sorry.

Er... No, no, no. Of course, mate.

OK.

Together would probably be less weird, right?

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, this guy! Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

This guy, yeah!

See you around.

"Stop silencing the gildem".

It's "gal dem".

Nice!

LAUGHTER

GENERAL CHATTER

Nah, I'll probably just head to you like in ten minutes.

Hi. What's your name? No, I don't want to talk to you.

SCREAMING

J...

VIDEO STOPS

The person you're calling is unable to take your call.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Hey, Mum. You're probably at work or something.

I just wanted to let you know that I've, um...

..I've arrived all right. Um...

..chat later.

HE SIGHS

ORGAN FANFARE PLAYS

BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

Hi!

What you doing?

GIRLS WHISPER

Oh, my God...

SHE WHISPERS

..it's ridiculous.

Gilbertus numquam concedat!

Gilbertus semper duret!

I hope you enjoyed the summer holidays.

Now as you are aware, St Gilbert's has been...

..under the spotlight.

But I'd like you all to know that the school

is turning over a new leaf and looking to the future.

And with that in mind, I want you all to make sure

that our new students in the Lower Sixth

are made to feel right at home.

I hope you enjoy your time here...

..and that you wear your uniform with pride.

Whoever you were before doesn't matter.

You are a Gilbertine now.

What the fuck? Have you seen how they lined us up?

Sh!

Where's the other one?

Today's hymn is Eternal Father, Strong To Save.

MUSIC STRIKES UP

# Eter... #

BELL RINGS

Psst, big man.

You looking for some kicks? Seriously, mate, fuck off.

How many have you sold?

Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend.

And I don't think the Colosseum was bought

from East Street Market either. What are you doing?

OK, so I'm looking into the secret society, The Raisinettes.

This is a floor plan of St Gilbert's,

and this is the map I got from the internet

from an unpublished piece of work from Raisin

which I put on tracing paper,

and look.

Also, his last book was called The Dormitory.

"Dormitory" is an anagram for "dirty room".

Dirty room! Bins!

Big man, I beg you, don't go rooting round the bins.

Everyone, settle down, settle down! Look...

Psst, Stormzy. Hey!

I heard you're the man selling creps.

Yeah, yeah. What'd you need? An ounce.

An ounce? Sh! Hey, I'm good for it, all right?

Just bring it to Running of the Balls. It's going to be mad!

An ounce?

WHISTLE BLOWS Look alive, lads!

If you want to make the squad, you work for it.

This is not a game for the weak.

This is the game of the gods.

That being said, it is just a trial match, so take it easy.

WHISTLE BLOWS, BOYS SHOUT

But I ain't never played before.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Come on!

Let's go!

In A Bag by Leon Riley and Jamie Shield

Go on, Rupert!

APPLAUSE, WHISTLE BLOWS

I guess it wasn't a sports scholarship?

Stop fucking around, Rupert!

Let's go!

Well, run, you dildo!

Get in there, lad!

That's impressive.

You never know who's watching.

Try fucking together rather than each other.

Fuck, he's so yummy!

Stop dribbling, bitch!

I just want to gobble him up and have him live in my tummy.

You are so fucking weird.

Oi, Florence! Beatrix! Abby!

If you could put your tongues away...

THEY YELL

What, so Florence your ting, yeah? She's out of your league, mate.

She's more champagne and cocktails, you know?

Less Red Stripe and Supermalt.

Speaking of champagne, I saw that video.

Way to show the homeless, man.

That video is why you and your charity case friends are here.

Surely a thank you is in order.

Pass the fucking ball, man!

WHISTLE

He's doing absolutely brilliant there.

Did you see him? Got to absolutely watch that.

WHISTLE

OK, lads!

Crouch!

Bind!

Set!

Fuck... What the fuck?

What the fuck? Fucking dickhead! Are you fucking dumb?

Who the fuck do you think you're..

Hey, hey, hey, you! Yeah? Come on, then!

Get off my pitch! You, off my pitch!

You're embarrassing yourselves, both of you!

INDISTINCT CELEBRATIONS

You were pratting around the whole fucking time!

What the fuck was that? My hand slipped...

If you think you're untouchable, you're not.

Our dad's just rich and he's done bailing you the fuck out.

So unless you want to be sent to the comp down the road,

stop acting like a fucking infant and get your shit together!

All right, OK.

Ah!

Your little stunt brought him here,

and he made you look like a right prick.

Fucking embarrassment.

BELL RINGS

CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY

DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

Stand when the headmaster enters the room.

HEADMASTER SIGHS

Day one, Mr Marsham.

Your personal statement.

I'd like you to read it.

Out loud.

"I'm writing to express my interest in attending St Gilbert's College.

"I'm a bright, motivated and well-rounded student

"with a strong academic record and a passion for learning."

Now paragraph three.

"Opportunities like this are rare for boys like me,

"especially where...

"..from where I come from.

"If I were given this opportunity, it would not only give me

"the education I need but also the life skills that would allow me

"to help those I care about most,

"including my grandmother,

"my youngest brother Caleb

"and my mother."

What were you doing in there?

Listen, we did not sit through three exams and two interviews...

I know! I had to do it too!

Then why don't you act like it?

You don't even know what happened.

Yeah, but I know you, Jaheim, and that's the problem.

Cool.

Bernard!

"Master" will suffice, Miss Dulverton.

I'm not going to be calling you Master.

Was there something specific?

It has already been brought to my attention.

An unfortunate mistake.

And...? And?

And the portrait is going to be taken down.

My uncle could literally scrap it for you for 30 quid.

That portrait, which depicts the founder of the school,

has been here longer than both you or I...

Out with the old, in with the new, right?

I'm sure you can find something just as cheap looking,

yet inoffensive, online.

We're done here, Miss Dulverton.

We don't like the portrait.

None of us do.

May I suggest you spend less energy on things you can't change,

and more on things you can.

For starters, getting your acts together.

BELL RINGS

Something about it being here longer than him or me,

like, that makes no sense to me.

He was like, "Oh, you can call me Master." Is he good?

What'd that guy say? "Running of the Bulls"? Mm.

That's what he said, yeah.

It's not actually bulls though, right?

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. This place is mad extra. Mm.

Oh, it's like that, yeah? Yeah, it's like that.

Leah, man. What?

Nah, it's calm. It's calm.

Let her be angry. I'll check you lot later, innit?

Goodbye.

That's Azim's car, man. He always parks there.

PHONE RINGS

Yo! What you tellin' me, my guy?

Man's been waiting for your call, bruv! Who's that?

It's the dark skinned Akala, you get me? Scholarship boy!

East End, when we comin' to visit you, bro?

You think I'm going to let you lot near here, bruv, cause mayhem?

Pfffft. Man's embarrassed of the mandem.

He's getting, like, uptown now.

What you sayin', you good, though?

Man spoke to Grandma, spoke to Caleb.

He's blessed.

I've got him, yeah?

Bro, you sure you're good though?

DOOR OPENS

Um, yeah. Man, I got to go.

Um...stay safe, innit?

Why you look so stressed, fam?

You sayin' this school got you down bad like that, yeah?

Bro, it's minor, innit? Just long days, innit.

Bro, I hear that.

Miss Kaneko's been griding me hard, fam.

And not in the way I like, either.

That's your fault for doing Japanese, no?

Omaeno kaachan suttoke. What does that mean?

It's Japanese for "Suck your mother".

Come man, shot one time.

Say nothing.

You asked for it, innit?

Wait, what? You still shotting them trainers? Yeah.

I was even going to try flingin' 'em out at this bulls ting.

But, bro, exploiting these little white yutes...

Hey, you know if you ever need money for a trim,

you just have to ask, you know?

Bro.

I was working a weekend job to help my mum around the house, fam.

But now that I'm here...

..I'm just tryin' to sort some cash to send back.

It's minor, though. Well, I mean...

If you ever need money, people still think you're a drug dealer.

You're a dickhead, brev.

You sayin' you comin' later, yeah?

Nah, man. Allow dat.

What? Bro, you don't know that bitch!

This girl is on you, fam! Come on, man.

She's too much drama. I don't need any more of that.

So, what, you just going to stay in your room till graduation?

You're a size ten, I lie? Yeah.

Hold that, big man.

What ones are these?

Designer, man. Top of the line.

Listen though, we're linkin' at the statue at eight.

Make sure you're there. And don't be late, fam. Say nothing. In a bit.

BEAT PLAYS

Oi-oi, come on!

Let's have it.

Urgh...

Mate, what you doing? I'm giving you a six pack.

Well, clearly you can't fucking count.

Go on. Two, four, six, eight...

Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tobes, no more alcohol for this prick.

Some people have eight.

Like, if you're really ripped.

But who in their right mind is going to believe

that I have an eight pack.

Who's going to believe you have a six pack?

HE LAUGHS

Oh, OK. OK, Scholarship, you're up!

No, no, no, no! I'm happy to just watch.

Don't you want to be a Rah'scal?

A what?! I don't call us that.

That's what we're called!

Er... THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY

No, it's a stupid name and we sound like a bloody bunch of twats!

No, we're Rah'scals, and a Rah'scal always runs.

What are you running from? It's not actual bulls?

THEY GUFFAW

Or are you?

I'm...I'm...fucking confused!

CLATTERING AND GRUNTING

SIGHS ANGRILY

GROWLS

Who the fuck keeps coming into my room and taking my stuff? Hm?

SCOFFS

You need a comb?

Got some hair products too.

You ever had your hair in box braids? I think they'd look so dope.

Just comb it back.

OK...

Right, I'm going to need you to hold this for me as well.

Thank you.

What is it?

Some stuff I got from the market.

It burns, but that just means it's working. What?

I'm playing with you.

No, I've got an aunt in Atlanta.

She sends this stuff over for me and my mum.

Never met her.

Honestly, it works too well to be legal.

So...

..what are you doing now?

I'm just braiding it.

You've literally got the same texture as my cousin's.

I feel like your curls could be way more defined. Mm.

I don't really know what to do.

Don't worry. I'll teach you.

Really? Yes.

I've literally brought my whole bathroom here.

I'm sure we'll find something that works.

Yeah, no. I've seen that. THEY LAUGH

FLUSHING, DOOR UNLOCKS

Man said designers and they're already ripping? Joke, man.

Always playin' about.

Oh! Uh!

What the fuck is that?! Fucking dick!

Keep filming, keep filming, keep filming!

Oh, oh! Whoa! What you doing? What you doing?

URINATING That's enough!

No, no, no! What the fuck?

What you doing?! Fuck off!

Let's go.

SPITS Piece of shit.

WHIMPERING

COUGHING

I shouldn't be telling you this. Oh, my God... I did!

Abby, no, you didn't. Yes, I did! That is...

In the bathroom... That's some ratchet shit.

What? DOOR OPENS

Don't you knock?

I just wanted to say how disgusted I was with the photo.

It was totally not OK!

Thanks, Mabel. I couldn't believe it when I saw it.

So problematic!

I heard you wanted to get the portrait taken down?

Well, I have got your back.

Anything that you need, I'll be like an arsenal behind you.

Cos as a school, I feel we should be doing better, you know?

There's all this information and no-one's using it...

You're an ally! She gets it, Mabel.

Anything else?

Er, yeah. I was thinking that maybe we could head over together?

To the run? Um, do you know what?

You go ahead and I'll meet you there, OK?

Are you sure? I'm sure. That's cool.

Um, because I don't mind waiting. OK.

Or I could lend a hand...

..and help you with Abby's hair?

Um... Nah, I'm good.

I promise.

But thanks, though. I've got it. OK. Yeah? OK, yeah, sure.

Yeah, no worries.

I'll just go and find us a spot.

That's yours.

It's a little sticky... Oh, thank you.

Careful of that thing. You'll take an eye out.

OK, I'll see you guys later.

Bye, Mabel.

That girl is so annoying.

She's a little beggy but she's growing on me, man.

Oh... She's all right.

Ooh, and I think we done. Ooh.

Edge kind of vibe. Let me show you. OK.

Ooh! Mm...

Yeah? Mm-hm.

No, just...just comb it back.

You look fire! Quickly! I've got to go somewhere first.

OK, you've got a man.

I will say this though,

don't let no dickhead tell you how to wear your hair.

That's your crown.

You going to do it like I said, or not?

Jackpot.

Fam, why are black people never on time?

Ugh! You stink!

Yeah, I might've fallen into some bins.

Oh, my days.

Just leave it, OK?

Brother, you got to let this secret society thing go.

Would've just been cool if it were real, you know?

Like-minded people and that.

Don't even worry about it, man.

Anyway, probably would've been a bunch of boys

bumming in a basement somewhere.

Unless that's what you're looking for? No shade.

Can I go for a piss? Huh?

Can I go for a piss?

Go for a piss, yes.

What's wrong with you? Asking permission for?

"Can I go for a piss?"

Fucking hell. That boy's going to get eaten alive in here.

Jaheim. We're here, man. Hurry up.

Why you always keep man waitin'?

SNIFFLES

EXHALES SHARPLY

Hi.

How you doing?

Gorgeous weather we're having, isn't it?

Hey. I heard you're the weed man.

For fuck's sake! What, every yute with dreads sells weed, yeah?

I mean, yes! That's me!

LAUGHS WEAKLY What did you need?

Obviously some weed, duh.

For starters, let me get your Snap, innit?

So I can message you when the shipment lands.

Oh, OK. Cool.

Love.

Um, my name's Toby, by the way.

Abby.

What was that about?

What did you hear? I heard you were going to sell her drugs.

So if you heard, why you asking? Don't you think that's a bad idea?

Brother, when I want advice from someone that smells like a skip,

I'll ask.

Where's Jaheim? Don't know.

I'm starting to think maybe I was a bit harsh on him.

Nah, man. He's a big boy.

He'll bounce back.

Don't know why this little dickhead's got me caring for him.

It's minor, man. It's minor.

Now come...

Let's find out what stupidness these posh boys are keeping up with.

Where's this Running of the Bulls thing taking place anyway?

It's not the Running of the BULLS.

It's the Running of the BALLS.

What?

ALL ROARING

CHEERING

White people are different!

Wait...is that Femi?

Gwan, Femi, you weirdo!

Nah, he should've creamed his skin though.

He's looking ashy as fuck!

The Raisinettes.

They're actually real.

Oh, my days!

BELL TOLLS

ROARS IN VICTORY

OTHERS CHEER

Femi, Femi, Femi!

WHOOPING

ALL CHANTING AND CHEERING

CHEERING IN DISTANCE

Yo, Malachi.

You man still want to come, yeah?

I got a madness I need help dealing with.