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I got plenty to get off my chest

Bitty titties but never big bress

Don't expect me to try And impress ya

Second to none

Don't fit in In a room of plus-ones

Giving face like a tiger kitten

Can be quite and still confident Sh!

I shine and you get sunburn

That sounds like a you problem

Go 'head, slice your cake...

Oh. What are you doing here?

I just came to check on Felix, see how he's getting along.

I, erm, also got him some sweets.

Oh, giving my son more things to take.

I know you like to think that all black people are drug dealers,

but...

Sorry, erm,

I didn't give your son anything.

I didn't even know he was taking them.

So, you didn't see him taking them?

He told me they were caffeine pills. And you believed him?

Well, yeah. I... Even if they were caffeine tablets,

why should he be taking them? We were working hard.

We were both pushing one another.

And I suppose I maybe did push him more than he did push me.

And, yeah, maybe I was mean to him, but, like...

Your entire gang have been a nightmare,

but you, in particular, have done nothing but bring chaos to me,

my boy, and to the school.

And you think you can fix it all with sweets?

No. Er...

I'll worry about my son.

You worry about the ugly person you're becoming.

I shine and you get sunburn

That sounds like a you problem

Go 'head, slice your cake

Call it what you want What you want, ah-ah...

THEY WHISPER INDISTINCTLY

..skin on these bones, ah-ah

When a bitch don't rise to rumour

Get the words stuck in your throat Throat, throat, throat, throat

Da-la-la-la-la Da-la

Da-la-la-la-la.

Oh, my God.

SHE EXHALES HEAVILY

I just had the weirdest dream.

I was in the exam and I forgot everything,

so I started jotting down Lana Del Rey lyrics,

only to realise that I was majoring in Lana Del Rey,

and I had the highest grade in the year.

And then Lana herself ended up being my plus-one to my graduation.

And don't tell Dev this, but as soon as I took my cap off

and I threw it into the air, me and Lana started making out and...

Leah?

LAUGHTER

That's brilliant. It is, isn't it?

Ah...

So, final exam today, eh?

Yeah. Last one and then I'm done.

Ah, it's a wonderful feeling, isn't it? Mm.

And, listen, thank you for coming all this way so early.

Oh, it's just a mere train, bus, walk away.

BOTH CHUCKLE

Well, if it all goes well and you maintain this enthusiasm,

there may be a year-long position here for you.

Only if you're interested. Oh, no, I-I... Er, I am, I am.

I'm really interested. I-It does interest me.

Good! Right, well, pack over there for you.

Security clearance forms, blah, blah, blah.

Thank you. Welcome aboard.

CHUCKLING: Thank you.

OK, OK.

Yeah, there's actually one more thing.

Erm, slightly more delicate.

You and my daughter.

Erm, your...your dau...your dau...

I-I don't... Charlie told me.

A friend of his saw you two together.

Hey, hey, it's OK.

I get it.

I mean, God knows, if St Gilbert's had been co-ed

when I attended, there'd have been all sorts of mischief going on.

I-It's not mischief, sir.

I really like your daughter.

I'm sure you do.

What's more, I believe you to be a smashing young chap

with a bright future ahead of you.

I just don't see a future between you and my daughter.

Well, does Pixie feel the same way?

I mean, erm...

Of course. I understand.

Good.

Right. Well, Monday's a bank holiday,

which means you will start with us on the 4th.

See you then. See you later, sir.

Thank you. Mm-hm.

Dev, hey, did you hear the good news?

No. Well, because of the destroyed art exhibition,

everyone gets their predicted grades.

That's the good news?

You got an A, right?

That means you'll definitely get into the Art Institute of Chicago.

And how about my piece? How am I going to get that back?

Look, I said I'm sorry. And what?

You thought cos I got an A, I wouldn't care, right?

Well, I do care, Omar, and I still think you're a liar.

No wonder you made that piece.

You have so many faces, no-one knows who you are.

Toby, what type of person would you say I am?

To the point, please, Omar. I'm a busy man.

Well, I wanted to tell you and everyone

something at the game and...

What did you want to tell us?

The fact that you trashed the art exhibition? You know?

Yes, we know. Why did you not tell anyone? Cos I ain't a snitch.

Even if your stupid little lies almost messed up things

with Abby and I. And Abby and Leah.

And Abby and the FAB girls.

If I come clean, everyone will hate me.

Hey, hey, hey, guys, have you seen Leah?

No. Why? What's up?

She wasn't in our dorm room, and she's not answering her phone.

Yeah, her last exam's this afternoon. She's probably cramming.

A bunch of her stuff has gone, too.

Well, she's either run away or she's been kidnapped.

OK. You went from zero to 60 quick.

Why would she pull a runner? The stress of everything.

Plus, she also said that people have been treating her funny

since the Felix thing.

I'm worried.

Like, really worried.

All right, you, keep your phone on.

You, come, let's go. Go where?

Toby!

You're not going to say anything?

Yo!

Look, if Leah doesn't sit this exam, that's 50% of her mark gone.

No 50-year plan, no Oxford, right?

Whatever she's freaking out about, she's going to regret it.

Listen, if you're going to be negative, stay over there.

What are you doing?

Toby!

Relax your batty.

What? Stanley, what's the craic? What's the story?

Listen, Omar, he's a bit shy, right?

But he's actually interested in security.

I was wondering if you could maybe show him the ropes.

Oh. Er...

STANLEY CHUCKLES

Of course. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah?

You know, I always wanted a mini Stanley that I could

pass all this information down to, you know?

Could start with security cameras, maybe. You know, have a look.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely, of course, yeah. Yeah?

Come on, let's have a walk and chat. Yeah.

Now, it may come as a surprise,

but I'm not professionally trained in any of this.

Where are you going?

Omar.

Sorry, thank you.

All right, cool. She is definitely gone.

Gone where? I don't know.

Home, maybe. How do you know that? I don't know.

I'm guessing. This is not good.

It's all right, relax. We're going to be a'ight.

She's probably halfway to London right now.

OK, but the CCTV says she left 45 minutes ago.

If we leave now, we'll meet her at the station.

But we don't even have cab money.

Don't worry, Stan.

ENGINE REVS

How'd you get this? Yelena owed me a favour.

Where are you going?

It's Leah. We think she might have done a runner,

so we've got to go and get her.

Yeah, no, I'm not sitting on his lap again. No, no.

You're going to stay here. What? Why does Femi get to go?

I can't go. I've got an exam later. OK. Me too, so let's go now.

I've got my own shit to deal with.

Yeah, plus I've finished all my exams,

so I can definitely help.

Ain't you got wrongs to make right? Wait, what does he mean?

Just keep your phone on loud, yeah?

We're going to need you later, I promise.

Yeah, sure you will.

Hello, Femi.

Get in the bloodclart car.

Let's go pick her up...

ENGINE REVS

He-e-e-y!

BELL RINGS

Come on, Toby.

Leah, answer your phone.

All right, fine. All right, all right.

Happy?

Shit.

Fuck.

Shit, shit.

ANNOUNCER: Train to London arriving on platform one.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Hey. You need help? Erm, er, I'm good, I'm good.

You sure? Yeah, I'm fine.

Shit. Miss, you need a ticket.

No, no, no, no, wait! Excuse me, miss.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Brudda!

Missed her.

OMAR SUCKS TEETH

So, that's it?

That's it.

Where did you get those?

Er, they were outside.

Do you usually eat things off the street?

No, Mum, not typically, but they're my favourite sweets.

So, I'm guessing someone tried to drop them off

and you turned them away.

You were resting.

And you didn't think it'd be nice for me to see a friend right now?

It wasn't a friend.

It was Leah.

Leah came to see me?

I assumed you wouldn't want to see her.

Why would you assume that?

Take a guess, Felix.

Sorry, do you think this is Leah's fault?

Mum, this is you.

You are the problem.

Doctor said you'd be irritable.

If you hadn't forced me to re-sit the year,

I would have never been feeling so pathetic to begin with.

The constant, endless pressure that you put me under.

It's the same reason Rupert left, and it's why I ended up in hospital,

both of us trying to get away from you.

You are a terrible, terrible mother.

And, for some reason, you're the only one who can't see it.

You're going the wrong way. Shut up, bro.

Why are you stopping? What about Leah?

Just be quiet.

THUNDER RUMBLES

Picking something up, innit?

I thought we were going to the next station.

Femi...

..she's gone.

I don't even blame her for leaving, man.

This school, it just fucking crushes you.

Every time you think you've unlocked a door,

someone or something is just waiting to mess you up.

Get it off your chest, bro.

I've been seeing a girl.

Online?

You been catfished? No, it's a real girl,

and her name is Pixie.

What? Not Cheddar's sister?

Mm.

You smashed?

HE SQUEALS WITH LAUGHTER

No way. Come on, come on.

Sorry, sorry.

Surprised, innit?

Her dad found out and...

..he wants me to end it with her. Why?

I don't know.

You know why, man.

He's probably done you a favour, bro.

But do you really want to be there in that family

having to deal with all them, like, digs and microaggressions?

Yeah, no, no, but I can...I can handle that.

The internship is with him,

so what he says goes or the internship goes.

My entire time in St Gilbert's has been being told that

I'm...I'm too black or I'm...I'm acting white.

OK. And I've endured a lot, too.

And I don't want to leave with nothing.

Boy!

Guess you're going to have to figure out a way to have both, innit?

Coming back, yeah?

Don't be long. We've got to get back for the exam.

SHOP BELL TINKLES

Hey, you OK?

You need to stop asking me that. HE SIGHS

You just seemed a little, like, stressed. I'm fine.

Probably like a broken ribcage from busting them barriers,

but I'm fine.

Where you heading back? To London?

Mm-hm, yeah.

Finish your exams?

Yeah.

How's your friend, the one that went to the hospital?

Oh, he wasn't really my friend, so I wouldn't know.

You don't need to babysit me.

I was coming here anyway.

Don't be checking me out when I'm skating.

SHE LAUGHS

LAUGHING: I see you looking at me.

All right.

Yo, did you find her?

We got there too late. All right, so what's the plan?

There is no plan. Toby always has a plan.

Unless it's buying something blingy, then he hasn't got a plan.

Something blingy? Yeah, he's gone into the jeweller's.

Oh, my God, he's going to propose to Abby.

WHAT did you just say?

Er, nothing, sorry. Excuse me.

SHE LAUGHS

Toby? Propose?

The same guy that was getting defensive

when we said he's wifed up?

He thinks he needs to commit to her. He told me at the hockey.

Yeah, he's coming.

Yeah, yeah, I'll see you soon.

All right.

Hey, w�what's that?

Brudda, mind your business. Get in the car.

You forgetting you've got an exam to worry about?

PHONE VIBRATES

Hello?

Out of ten?

Seven. Seven?

Some of them turns were a little shaky. Come on.

Wow. Heartless.

Yep.

That's me.

I didn't mean it like that.

You know what, I'm going to go. The, erm, train is coming, so...

Don't go yet.

Don't go.

I saw you.

At the hockey game with another girl, so...

Leah. No, it's calm.

Like, I don't even know why I'm getting

all up in my feelings about it. Today has been...

Leah!

Yo! What are you guys doing here?

Ah, brudda! Thanks for stalling her, bro.

Thank you. Stalling?

I'm sorry, but they said, you know, I-I...

Leah, I'm not being funny.

You're coming back to the school with us now.

Guys, this wasn't a rash decision. I've thought about this.

It's 50% of your grade.

Why? If she's refusing, we are dragging her.

Er, touch me and I'm punching dicks.

Felix going to hospital has nothing to do with you, you know.

I know I didn't give Felix the pills,

but I pushed him to that point.

And I kept on telling him that he needed to be better.

And who am I to say that to someone?

Like, the way I've been working, what if I did that to myself?

OK.

Fine.

But we're not going without you.

So, if you're missing your exam, we're missing our exam.

Toby, Toby, listen to me.

I cannot miss my exam.

You've got to chat to Leah. I-I... Jesus Christ.

All right, Leah. Guys, please don't ruin this for yourselves.

Come with us. Did you not listen to a word I just said?

I have. I listened.

And I'm not going to lie, Jaheim's usually the one here

dealing with all of you lot's existential crises,

and all I've got is dick jokes.

So, please, I'm begging you, just get in the car

and I will have thought of something clever by the time we got there.

I'm only doing this so you lot don't miss your exams.

Oh, yes! Come on!

Yeah, get into the fucking car.

Let's go.

Thanks for the water. It's all right.

Leah! Coming, I'm coming.

Toby... Yeah? ..it's a two-seater.

I know. Er, Femi, please, in the boot. Nope.

Brother, please, man. It's a short journey.

Leah's smaller. Brudda.

Wow! You're a real gentleman, you know. A real gentleman.

It's not about flippin' chivalry, it's about physics.

OK. Just get in! Get in the boot, man!

Come on, man.

Is this even safe?

Get in there. I'm warning you.

No, no.

No, no, I'm going to die.

Please, look. Ready? Yeah.

Toby, Toby! Toby! Leah!

BANGING FROM BOOT

Leah! This must be illegal.

Toby!

SHE SIGHS

KNOCK AT DOOR

What is it?

What are you doing here?

I would've thought manners would've been the first thing

they taught at a fancy-arse place like this.

You've yet to answer my question.

We were invited. By who?

By me.

I have a confession to make.

It's about the A level exhibition.

I wasn't happy with my original piece, so I made this,

which I feel like is more of a representation of me.

Whilst I was sneaking into the exhibition,

I accidentally set off the fire alarm using...this,

which I said was stolen by the Severstoners, when it wasn't.

I-I'm the one responsible for destroying the art pieces.

So, I'm responsible for the continuing rivalry.

I'm also responsible for the messed-up friendships.

THEY SIGH IN DISGUST

I'm not a liar.

I-I know I lied, but I'm not a liar.

And I recognise the damage I've done.

SHE MOUTHS

I'm sorry.

That why I want to tell you all I'm sorry.

Sorry's not going to cut it, Mr Palmer-Grace.

We can talk about this later.

Er...

Sorry, why make a sculpture of yourself banging yourself?

I'm not banging myself.

It... It's more of an interconnectedness, er,

body-to-body type of thing.

Intimate, yes, but it's a symbol of self-love.

Same-sex love. A familiarity.

A comfort.

Weird.

Can I get a pic?

Er, sure.

Er... Definitely weird.

Cool, though, huh? I actually love it.

HORN HONKS

Just go round.

It's a sports car, not a monster truck.

Brudda, come on, man, please - a bit faster.

BANGING FROM BOOT

MUFFLED: Why are we so slow?

We're stuck behind a tractor, bro.

What?! Fuck the countryside.

Hey, stop clock-watching.

BANGING

The exam's almost started.

Oh, shut up, Femi.

Take a nap or something.

PHONE VIBRATES

Yo, Toby. Yo, big O, listen...

I-I came clean and it was transformative.

I was trying to explain what happened,

but then people started responding to my artwork.

That sounds good, Omar, but just hear me out, yeah?

They loved it. Even those that didn't like it,

they still responded to it.

Omar, I do want to hear what you're talking about, but right now...

I don't need an art school to tell me I'm an artist.

The people have spoken. I'm an artist!

Omar, bloodclart stop talking and listen.

Leah? Th-they found you.

Yes. It's amazing.

But listen, we are stuck behind a tractor.

So, what I need you to do is figure out a way to delay all our exams.

What? All of them?

There's no way I'm going to be able to do that.

Brudda, you said you wanted to be of use, so be of use.

Hang up.

Quickly, come on.

Phones in the box. Yes, sir.

That's it. Come on, Leah. Hurry up.

Now, Mabel.

Sir, sir, sir, wait. Erm...

Y-you can't start the exam. There are a few people missing.

Can you, you know, help me push it back?

Send out a message on the tannoy?

No! I mean, unfortunately, they're going to miss this.

I suggest you step out of the way, Mr Palmer-Grace.

Right.

You're so bloody right.

OK, you have two hours to complete your papers.

ALARM BELL RINGS

Go to the assembly point.

Fire! A runaway fire!

Stay away from the cart!

All out.

Right, everyone, back inside. Now!

Exams will restart in five minutes.

Come on, you lot.

There's not a lot else I can do.

Leah, you good?

What was that clever thing you had to say to me earlier?

Yeah, I can't lie, I was waffling.

You know, Leah, see, you, yeah, you focus a lot on tomorrow.

All you got to do is focus on bodying today.

That's all you got go do.

You get me?

And, whatever happens...

..we've got you, innit?

HE CHUCKLES

Exams will restart in one minute.

Oh, they're starting.

BANGING FROM BOOT Yo!

Oh, shit. That's on you, bro.

Oh, shit!

My bad, my bad. My bad? My... My...

You, you... I'll...

Do you know how frightening that was? I bet we've missed them.

No, no, Omar patterned it. What? How?

Wait for me.

What a stroke of luck. Innit?

No phones.

Right. Yeah, OK.

SHE EXHALES HEAVILY

Woo! Mabel, sh!

Sorry.

WHISPERS: Good luck.

Again, you may now open your papers.

And good luck.

SHE BREATHES QUICKLY

SHE EXHALES SLOWLY

Exams are finally over!

Can you believe it?

Oh, I've never been happier!

Gone! I've really missed this.

THEY CHUCKLE

Guys...

..I am really sorry for going full feral on you girls.

It is a shame it took Felix OD-ing for us

to stop smashing each other's heads in.

But how lucky that he did.

SHE GASPS I mean, shit, no, I didn't mean...

No, you know that...you know...

He's like a brother to me. Oh, fuck you both.

How very dare you! So very dark!

THEY GIGGLE

Do you think, when this is done, we'll stay friends?

Probably not.

You're unbelievable. Whoa!

Statistically speaking, which is why we need to make the effort.

OK? Well, of course, there's your wedding to look forward to.

Flo.

What? No, it's nothing.

Well, definitely something.

What is? We need to warn her about what's coming.

SHE CLEARS THROAT

What's coming?

SHE SINGS THE BRIDAL MARCH

One of you better tell me what this is

or I'll start clawing out your eyes.

THEY SING AT VOLUME

Stop it! No, you have to tell me.

Yo! Oh, my God!

Go, go, go, go, go! Ah! A-a-a-h!

Ah!

SHE SQUEALS

Oh, my God!

Oh, you guys!

Ah! OK, you did think of everything, though.

Damn. Oh, my God. Actually, you can thank Abby for that.

Abby.

Leah, first off, I'm so sorry that you were blamed for the trashing.

And second of all, I just love you.

THEY LAUGH

Oh...

Oh, your face!

So, how did it go? I couldn't even tell you.

Like, some parts I aced and some parts I didn't.

But it is what it is now.

You know what I mean? It's all above me.

It's all above you. It is what it is.

Hey, can we talk? Er, if we have to.

Yeah.

Oh, look, look, look, he's going to do it.

Oh, no, what is he doing?

What's going on? He's actually going to do it.

He's going to do what?

You know... Toby.

Go on.

Erm, no, you go.

I was going to say, you know the first time I met you,

I just wanted to smash.

Who would've thought it,

that we'd be here after all this time from that night in the theatre?

I don't know how you feel but, for me,

like, this, erm...

Like, us...

..it's likely been like the best thing that's happened to me.

I can't...marry you, Toby.

Oh. I actually think we should break up.

Toby, you're kind and special

and everything I'd ever want in a person

but, fuck me, we're not ready.

Abby... Yes?

I'm not proposing.

I want Cambridge, but I also want you.

And I thought I could have both, cos you know me, but...

..it would've been selfish.

And I love you.

So...

..yeah.

Er... What is it?

Look at it.

It's a keepsake.

For your travels.

Oh.

THEY LAUGH

Oh...

So, YOU'RE breaking up with ME.

Well, wait, no, hold on,

no, cos, technically, you just broke up with me.

You just broke up with me. See, that was the whole point.

Yeah, but you di... You said it first. Oh, it's fine.

You said it first. It's OK.

Oh...

Hey...

I love you.

And I'll miss you.

I love you, too.

I'm defo going to miss you.

WHISTLING AND CHEERING

Oh, my... Oh, my days!

I'm confused. Are they getting married or not?

Where have you been, Bea?

No.

He's been acting really weird. I'll talk to him.

Actually, yeah, he's right there, so I'll see you later.

Hey, how was your last exam?

Good.

Oh, how was your meeting with Daddy this morning?

Didn't compare you to Kwasi Kwarteng again, did he?

Pixie, erm...

OK, so, you blanked me this morning and now you're giving me the "erm".

I think I know where this is going.

Cheddar knows about us and he's told your dad,

and...your dad doesn't want me to see you any more.

And I'm guessing you told him to go fuck himself, right?

Well, it's either I end this with you

or I kiss that internship goodbye.

Everything I worked for.

The promises I made my parents.

I-I can't...

So...

So.

OK. Loud and clear, Femi.

Excuse us, darlings.

Trouble in Femidorm.

Oof!

Oof, oof, oof, oof!

Mate...

Oof, that looked rough.

You OK?

You know we wasn't just messing around.

We really liked each other.

Is that why you picked a job over her?

We could have been brothers-in-law.

So, why did you blow it up?

Oh, I had to...mate.

It's a lesson for the future of our friendship.

I am not to be fucked with.

Right, you've just had your final exam,

which means that we are going to be getting you rat-pissed now.

Ha-ha! Yeah, come on, bro. Yeah!

THEY LAUGH

I'll catch you guys later. Oh...

OK.

Suit yourself.

Bye, darling!

Boys!

THEY CHEER

Did they buy it?

I think he did.

SHE SQUEALS

ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS

Sorry.

Ah, sorry, sorry.

Come on, graduation!

All right, quick photo, quick photo, quick photo.

A photo? A disposable.

Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

How's my gloss looking first? You look fine.

All right, all right. Look, look, just come on, come on, come on.

Some bling-bling.

Bling-bling. All right, say cheese.

Cheese biscuits.

All right, cool. Got that.

You know, I thought Jaheim was coming.

Thought so, too.

ORGAN MUSIC CONCLUDES

Gilbertus numquam concedat.

ALL: Gilbertus semper duret.

Please, welcome to the stage your Dominus Calami, Femi Adebayo.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Bah-bah-bah! Go, Femi. Go, Femi!

Tits!

LAUGHTER

Thank you, Quentin.

HE LAUGHS

Hi, ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Femi Adebayo.

ECHOES: Woo!

FEMI CLEARS THROAT

You know, I used to think that being someone else would take me far.

And, for a while, it did.

HE LAUGHS RUEFULLY

And, whilst being someone I'm not,

I made some new friends

who showed me the importance of being yourself,

no matter what people would say.

Which is, erm, a weird thing to learn

whilst you're acting like someone else.

But that's the thing - I wasn't someone else.

Not completely.

I was just a different part of myself that I never got to show.

And throughout my time here,

I have been able to unearth those different parts of me.

I've been sad,

I've been silly,

I've been strong,

I've been serious.

And now, finally...

..I feel secure.

We should be able to feel like we can conquer the world

because of the moments I know that we have all experienced.

So, go out there and apply what you've learned

to the next stages of your life,

whether that's university,

or an internship...

Hmm.

..or even if you're uncertain about your next steps.

Just remember, we had each other right here.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

To my peers! To my friends!

We bloody did it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Excuse me, I'm just so excited.

OK!

Hey. Hey. Look who I found.

What is he doing here?

I called him for you.

Go talk to him.

Hey.

Congratulations.

Bro, you need to stop with these mini Proseccos, you know.

I don't know how else to get rid of them.

I, er, realised I never properly thanked you at the skate park.

Waiting with me till my friends came.

Yeah, thank you.

You know, it's not the only reason why I wanted to hang out with you.

I don't think your girlfriend would appreciate you talking to me.

Who is this girlfriend you keep talking about?

The girl at the hockey pitch - the one you were hugging up on.

HE LAUGHS

Listen, Leah, that's not my girlfriend,

that's my cousin.

Sure.

Yeah, your cousin.

If you don't believe me, I can call her right now.

All right.

And so you weren't just stalling me at the skate park?

What do you think?

Oh-ho-ho! What's going on?

What's going on here?

Ah!

All right, guys, come on, let's go for a walk and get out.

Come on, let's go. Come on. Mr Locs. All right, all right.

Mrs Braids.

Guys, no, leave it.

Leave it.

Hey, look, they're holding hands. Holding hands!

Cute, cute! Wow! Leave it.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Come in.

HE CLEARS THROAT

Carol, I think the scholarship programme was a huge success.

Be stupid not to do it again next year, double the numbers?

That's something for you to discuss with the new head.

Excuse me.

Oh, ho-ho-ho!

X Factor wouldn't have you.

Oh, my days!

Listen, I'm going to...I'm going to tell your parents

what the hell was going on back then. Yeah. Madness.

Hey, you lot.

Oi! Oh, my... Don't!

What?!

Oh, my God.

THEY LAUGH

EXCITED CHATTER

LAUGHING: Hey, hey!

Ah!

My precious!

Let go, let go.

You lot stink of alcohol.

You missed it. In there, man, we were turning up.

You weren't trying to tell us you were coming?

I-I didn't know I was going to make it, innit?

Yo, can you believe we actually did it?

Yeah, I can.

Really? Well, it's not like we went to war or nothing.

No, it definitely felt like we were

on the front-line battling Kevins and Karens, brother.

Yeah, but the friends we made. Friends?

Nah, man, this is a family ting.

It's a family ting. It's a family ting.

So...so it was worth it?

Bro, I'm going Cambridge. You know what I mean?

How do you know that? We haven't got our results yet.

I aced my ting. You know my ting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, you can't have everything.

I did lose my wifey.

Femi! Brudda, I'm here pouring my heart out

and you're here on your phone. I find it quite disrespectful.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, you're right.

You're right. What about you, Omar?

Well, I didn't get into art school, but LSE seems promising.

But I might go travelling instead.

With who? By myself. Oh!

You know, visit museums and stuff like that.

You know, if I want to become an artist,

I need see what the world has to offer.

What's that saying? Growth. Mm!

Growth. Mm-hm.

What you saying, though, big man? What you on after all this?

Me, I've obviously still got another year out there, innit?

And, er, yeah, I'm thinking

maybe after, I might stay there for a little while and...

You're going to stay? Yeah, man, I just found my people over there.

I like the vibe. Jaheim.

Everything, man. It's nice. It's nice, you know?

SHE FAKE CRIES

I don't know, it feels like I found a spot there, innit?

Mm. But we can come and visit?

Yeah, sure. It's a must.

Maybe we can ask Gus to sponsor the trip, you know.

Gus? Gus?! GUS?!

No, no, no, no, no.

That broke bastard ain't paying for shit.

Guys, come on.

FROM BELOW: Is that all you lot have to say about me?

After everything I've done for you.

And, Femi, what?

You couldn't give me a little shout-out in your speech?

No, no, no, it was a timing thing.

And...and I couldn't see your big head in the crowd.

You're right - I ain't paying for shit.

And if you want a ride back to London,

you best come down to the bus.

What? When? Now!

Oh, let's go, let's go. Now, come on, vamoose!

Know me but they don't know me

Take the time, take it slowly

Know I like to live boldly

But it's my life And they don't know me

Ocean steppin' on shores

Crash the wave then I pause

Bring it back to the land

Full circle that to make plans

Find it weird I got fans

I just air it out And I dance

Air it all, I can't fold

Cos I'm ocean steppin' on shores

Ocean steppin' on

I'd like to sing along But I've been a don

I'm just steppin' on

And it's ringin' off

I don't give a f... Let the people talk

Air it out and I'll ball

I'm just ocean steppin' on shores

Ocean steppin' on

I'd like to sing along But I've been a don

I'm just steppin' on

And it's ringin' off

I don't give a f... Let the people talk

Air it out and I'll ball

I'm just ocean steppin' on shores

Ocean steppin' on shores

Cos I'm ocean steppin' on

Ocean steppin' on shores

Showing up to show face

Life comes with a cage

Days coming like waves

Keep moving, don't stay

Rolling stone in a race

Time needs its own space

Light coming in crazy

Tide coming in crazy

Sky stepping on a sunbeam

Ocean steppin' on a daydream

Tide coming in crazy

Sky stepping on a sunbeam

Ocean steppin' on a daydream

Ocean steppin' on a daydream, yeah

I'd like to sing along But I've been a don

I'm just steppin' on

And it's ringin' off

I don't give a f... Let the people talk

Air it out and I'll ball

I'm just ocean steppin' on shores

Ocean steppin' on

I'd like to sing along But I've been a don

I'm just steppin' on

And it's ringin' off

I don't give a f... Let the people talk

Air it out and I'll ball

I'm just ocean steppin' on shores Ocean steppin' on shores.

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