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I might have to get paid for this
Kinda feel like I was made for this
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Kitty feel like I was made for it
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I might have to say grace to this
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Think I'm 'bout to be late
for this
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She knows I can't wait for this
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Take the pic,
but don't filter this
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I might have to say grace to this
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I might have to get high for this
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Might have to swing by for this
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She gonna have me on my righteous
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Cut the dairy
out the diet tips...
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MAN SPEAKS JAPANESE ON COMPUTER
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HE RESPONDS IN JAPANESE
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MAN SPEAKS JAPANESE ON COMPUTER
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Uh, yeah.
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HE CONVERSES IN JAPANESE
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Realer than a momentary
intercourse
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I was hoping it was you
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You might tell me that it's mine
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I was hoping
there was something deeper
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That would keep me digging
over time
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Bitch, I just hit the scene
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All white on my body
I'm super clean
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Sugar, Daddy
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Out here with the sheen...
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Fem-a-licious!
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Are you running for the Dom?
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Look, I know you must hate me,
but I just need you to understand...
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Fem-Fems...
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Femme le bush!
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Hate you?
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You're not mad? No, of course not.
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Look at you. You're playing
with the big boys now.
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St Gilbert's most coveted position.
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It's David versus Goliath.
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Potter versus Voldemort.
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Frodo versus Sauron.
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You do realise that the small guys
won in each of those scenarios?
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I am looking forward to going
head-to-head at the hustings.
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But I'll warn you,
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I play dirty.
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Dirty, how?
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You'll see.
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PHONE CHIMES
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Fuck!
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Felix? Yo, what are you doing here?
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This ARP isn't going to
complete itself.
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Look, I already apologised to you
about the whole dinner thing
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with the parents,
but just don't be wasting my time.
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Exams start soon.
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Spit in my drink,
call me two-two slurs, I don't care.
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But just don't play with my work.
I'm serious.
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Hey, I'm being...I'm being serious,
OK?
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I need this grade as much as you do.
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That's not what you said
the last time we spoke.
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Do you want my help or not?
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I just want the connect
from the British Library.
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Well, I can do you one better.
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First-hand sources and documents,
courtesy of...
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..my godfather.
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Shit,
this must have taken you forever.
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Yeah.
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I don't even think we've got
time to complete this.
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With this source material,
plus if we're both pitching in...
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PHONE CHIMES
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All right.
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No fucking about.
We've got to get this done by today.
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Preferably by 6.00. Great, yeah.
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I'm going to go shower. Cool.
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Meet at the library? Yeah.
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Cool.
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Mmm, mmm, sweet like honey
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I know what that gimme
Gimme!
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You want me in your tummy?
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No, no, no.
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Ah!
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Mm-mm-mmm.
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MUSIC STOPS
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You thirsty.
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What if the Dominus Calami was more
than just a popularity contest?
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The Dominus Calami is basically just
a popularity contest,
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so you'd be pretty cray-cray
to not vote for me-me. Ha!
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Chunk of Cheddar for a vote
for Cheddar. Thank you very much.
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Oh! Get out my face! Ouch!
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Femi for Dom.
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Say cheese for Cheddar!
Femi for Dom.
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Get Cheddar started.
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Make St Gilbert's great again.
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Cheddar for life.
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Oh, God, yeah, you look like death.
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What was I thinking?
I can't win this.
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The Dom's a popularity contest.
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I hardly think my brother's
top of the food chain.
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But he's bribing people
for the vote.
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What, with fun-sized dairy snacks?
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Look, I think
you've got every chance of winning.
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Hi, ladies.
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THEY SNIGGER
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Don't need that!
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Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely
political thing
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I can put on my application
to your dad.
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PHONE CHIMES
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OK, well, I...
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What is it? What's wrong?
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My family's going to find out
that I've lied.
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I've already told them
I've got the internship.
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I'm sure they'll understand.
You don't know my family.
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Popularity is fickle, Femi. It's...
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I know, but it means
everything in this place.
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If you have the gift of the gab,
you have the masses.
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Femi?
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Femi, where are you going?
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Ah, Jesus.
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Omar! Hey, hey, hey.
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Mmm, musky, au naturel. I like it.
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Yeah, I've not had a chance
to shower.
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It's taken me countless hours,
but I finished my final piece.
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Oh, my God, no way!
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Wait, so the peaches are, like...?
Dead. Gone.
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Oh, thank God. I'm so happy for you.
Is this it? Can I see it?
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Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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It's all about the anticipation,
the drama, the reveal.
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Like, I've never been
so consumed by a project.
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Like, this piece is a representation
of me or, like, who I am
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and that...that...that isn't
arrogant of me, right?
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An artist without an ego
is like a bird without wings.
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Who said that? Me.
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I did. Just now. Mm, yeah.
Just now, yeah.
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But I'm just, I'm so proud of you.
Seriously.
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Well, don't get too excited.
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I was told I need to get
permission from Carol
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if I want to switch it out.
OK, well, make sure you do.
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The streets are saying
that the top reps
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from all the art schools are coming
to our final exhibition.
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It's all falling into place.
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Oh, my God. We should do, like,
a joint art show over the summer.
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Imagine, two queer black artists
baring their soul
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for unapologetic art.
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HER VOICE FADES
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PHONE RINGS
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Toby, we need to talk.
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Uh, not now, Miss K.
Urgent revision.
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VOICEMAIL: Hey, it's Abby.
Please leave a message.
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It's important.
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VOICEMAIL BEEPS
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Yo, Abby, it's me again.
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Listen, there's really
low availability
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on these economy flights,
and can't lie,
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I can't afford these
business class flights.
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So, uh, call me back. Toby.
What? You're looking fine.
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Fine, boy.
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What? No pimple.
And I like your dimple simple...
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Has anyone told you you're
looking fine today? A few people.
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OK, listen...
Move, man, I'm booking flights.
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You going somewhere nice?
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Femi, what do you want?
OK, so, uh, it turns out
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being the Dominus Calami means
I have to get people to like me.
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I was thinking, like, "Oh,
who's the most likeable person I..."
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OK, let me stop you right there. No.
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Just a few hours of your time!
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Brudda, I ain't got no few hours.
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I've got revision to do. Mm.
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I'm working the graveyard shift
tonight with this Japanese job,
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and Abby's hiding from me and that.
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Move out my way! Look...
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Air miles.
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What do you mean "air miles"?
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Well, if you're going to be
travelling all over Europe,
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it's going to be pretty expensive.
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OK. So, get to the point.
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What are you talking about,
air miles? All right.
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London to Lagos,
a family of four, twice a year.
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My dad has thousands.
So what are you offering?
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If I'm the Dom, I'm pretty sure
my proud dad will slip me a few,
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which means I can slip a few to you.
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Two hours. I'll help you.
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Ha! Yeah? Yeah.
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Yeah! Oh, my days!
Oh, what you doing?
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What are you doing? Put me down!
FEMI LAUGHS
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Put me down!
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Absolutely not! But, Mistress...
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This is not the sort of art
I want associated with St Gilbert's.
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OK. Maybe it needs a little
bit of explaining...
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Top art schools are coming
to this exhibition,
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and it's a big deal for students.
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It is not all about you.
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Yes, Mistress.
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What are those? Um, C-supplements.
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They're caffeine tablets.
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And, no, there aren't enough
to share.
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Why would I want to put
that shit in my body?
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How many of these have you had?
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How much have you written?
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Uh, 761 words.
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Really? Mm-hm.
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Damn.
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Oh.
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HIS STOMACH GURGLES
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You hungry?
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It's all good.
I've got some stuff here.
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Want some?
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Thanks.
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I really am sorry, you know,
for being at your yard,
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intruding like that.
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You don't need to keep
bringing it up.
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I know, but that's the reason
you're doing this project, no?
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Cos Hong Kong isn't an option?
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I don't know why you'd want
to live with your dad anyway.
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He seems like a dickhead.
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I'm not apologising for calling him
a dickhead. You know I'm right.
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Dads are shit.
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HE CHUCKLES
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It's a fact of life.
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You know, I actually thought
he'd come home to see me,
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but it was just about the divorce.
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Left before the ink on Mum's
signature was even dry.
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So, it's either Cambridge
or staying at home with her.
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Can't you get a place?
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I'm sure some that divorce money
is yours.
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Yeah, my mum's using it
on school equipment.
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Anything to prove
she's good at the job.
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God knows what I'll have left
in my trust fund.
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What a tragedy. Yeah, I know.
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Why don't we just get back to work?
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After all, you're doing really well.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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Each candidate has their own thing.
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Mabel has cupcakes.
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Cheddar's got cheese.
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Like, obviously, they've been
working on their campaign for weeks,
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and I'm just a little bit behind.
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So, everything rests on my hustings
speech, which I've been working on.
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Yeah. I...I just feel like
it's missing that vim, that, uh...
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..that X factor, that...
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..Toby-ism. Mm. Right.
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Well, I am one of one
and can't be replicated. Mm-hm.
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But...
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..we'll try.
Let's see what you've got.
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So, I figured everybody loves
somebody that's funny.
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So, uh, I'm going to start with
a joke.
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Knock, knock.
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Bro, that's when you're supposed
to say, "Who's there?"
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OK. What else have you got?
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Well, after everybody laughs
and it breaks the ice,
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I go on to say,
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"Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Femi Adebayo.
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"I'm here for your vote
to elect me as your Dominus Calami."
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Bro, I'm bored.
Bro, because you're not listening.
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I'm not listening because I'm bored.
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It's about presentation.
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For starters, you're there
mumbling into your chest.
255
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Because, bro,
you're making me anxious.
256
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OK, so what's a room full of rowdy
students going to make you feel?
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Bro, this doesn't come easy to me
like it does for you.
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Pick up your top lip.
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You're the actor.
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OK?
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You might not be confident,
but you can, you know, I don't know,
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act like you're confident.
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How? Stand up.
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Chin up.
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Chest out.
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Deep breath.
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Sell it to me.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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My name is Femi Adebayo.
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Adebayo!
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And I'm here to tell you why
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I should be elected
as your Dominus Calami.
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Better.
Less of the gun fingers, but good.
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OK. Again.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Promises, promises, promises
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Said you'd do it later
but later never came
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I've abolished astonishment
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Don't be surprised when you hear
my name
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In a room that you hobbled in
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I'm made of diamonds,
you're made of cobblestone
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I'm in alignment,
you're in a trouble zone...
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OK. Not too bad.
OK!
283
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,800
OK. OK!
284
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How's yours getting on?
Yeah. Pretty good.
285
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OK. Can I hear it?
286
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Y-Yeah, sure.
287
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Um, OK.
288
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Colonialism inflicted deep
and lasting harm on colonised
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nations, disrupting societies,
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economies, and cultures.
Mm-hm.
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European powers exploited
indigenous resources,
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enriching themselves while
impoverishing local populations.
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Sounds familiar. Yeah. Cos I got it
from one of these.
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Which one?
295
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,800
I don't know.
296
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You haven't cited it?
297
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I thought you only cited quotes.
298
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OK. But it's word for word.
So, it is a quote.
299
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,960
Bloody hell,
it's what I would have said anyway.
300
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,000
OK, so how much of this is
actually yours?
301
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,360
Um...
302
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,840
Not on this page.
303
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,360
KEYS CLACK
304
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,360
Not on this page.
305
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,120
This stuff is my own.
306
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,960
Uh, this is mostly AI, so...
307
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,120
AI? Bro!
308
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,600
Yeah. You can't be using AI -
they will find out.
309
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,080
How do you not know this?
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Ah!
311
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,520
Have I completely fucked it?
No. No, no, no.
312
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,360
Not at all. It just... I'm not an
idiot - I know you're lying.
313
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,320
I'm not lying.
It just needs some massaging.
314
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,640
You know what? Send it over to me,
um,
315
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,520
and...I'll have a play around
with it.
316
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,560
OK.
317
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,480
SHE BREATHES RAGGEDLY
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Sorry, sorry.
319
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,040
Oi! What are you doing?
320
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,680
Wait, whoa! Let's not go round the
houses, Mr Graham,
321
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,960
you're always holding.
322
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,560
I don't know what you're
talking about, sir.
323
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,320
Oh, "I don't know what you're
talking about, sir."
324
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,680
Honestly, sir,
I don't know how that got there.
325
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,480
Right, open your bag.
No, not that bag...
326
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,000
Hey, hey!
327
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,280
Just what the doctor ordered.
328
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,480
THEY CHUCKLE
329
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,520
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Femi Adebayo.
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00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,600
KNOCK ON DOOR
331
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,720
Yeah.
332
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,480
Uh, what you doing?
Uh...nothing. Good.
333
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,800
We have to go and support Femi,
because every vote counts.
334
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,520
So, let's go. W-What, now?
335
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,240
Talking about now? Yes, now.
336
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,880
Brudda, I can't lie though, spray
some Lynx or something cos it's
337
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,520
smelling a little funky in here.
Yeah, no, I've just been working
338
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,400
and I just didn't have time
to shower.
339
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,000
Yo, Leah. Come here.
340
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,240
What?
Toby said we have to help Femi out.
341
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,960
Yeah,
and it's happening right now, so...
342
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,600
Yeah, I can't, cos I'm busy.
343
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,920
A-Are you OK?
344
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,400
No, because the dead weight that is
Felix has somehow
345
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,400
become even deader.
So, just ditch him.
346
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,680
I can't, we're being
marked on working together.
347
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,840
Plus...I kind of feel bad for him.
348
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,720
Be like kicking a puppy.
349
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,680
A spoilt,
entitled, problematic puppy.
350
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,960
I don't know, I just think he needs
to feel like
351
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,720
he's not fucking useless right now.
352
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,280
OK, so let me just get this
straight so we both can understand.
353
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,200
So, you're going to do the lion's
share of the work on a project
354
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,120
talking about the ills
of colonialism
355
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,120
so that you can help your privileged
white boy buddy.
356
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,040
Why do you have to say it like that?
357
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,600
Listen, I've got tons of shit to do,
358
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,000
and I even said
I was going to meet Benjamin.
359
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,440
Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
Just get...
360
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,680
No, but I was planning to get
dicked down and just...
361
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,000
I beg your pardon? Yo, why so...?
362
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,840
The hustings is just an excuse
to get wasted.
363
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,320
Wish Femi the best from me.
364
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,240
I've got shit to do.
But Leah, look...
365
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,960
No buts apart from you two's
getting out of the library.
366
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,119
That's rude. Come...
Thank you, goodbye.
367
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:11,280
Let's just go.
OK, visual's sorted.
368
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,839
What's next? Do you know what?
I think you're good from here.
369
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,079
I've got everything.
370
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,280
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
371
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,079
Um... I thought you said there was
a bunch of stuff to do?
372
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,319
On my part.
373
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,480
You can just leave me with it,
I promise.
374
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,640
OK. Cool.
375
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,319
Great.
376
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:33,080
Well, I'll see you...later.
377
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:48,640
SHE EXHALES
378
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,960
Yo, you good?
379
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,760
Right. Settle down, settle down.
APPLAUSE AND SCATTERED CHEERING
380
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,880
Settle down. Up you come.
381
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,920
CHEERING
382
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:27,080
Now, I know it's tradition to get
a little rowdy, but choosing the
383
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,320
Dominus Calami, well,
it's an opportunity
384
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,120
to take a break from
the, uh, stresses of revision.
385
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,200
However...
Yes!
386
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,000
LAUGHTER
387
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,000
See me afterwards, Quentin.
388
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,520
However, becoming the Dominus Calami
is a great St Gilbert's tradition.
389
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,000
In fact, it's an incredible honour.
390
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,320
You not only get to do the speech at
the graduation ceremony, but you get
391
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:54,320
to represent the school at future
events as official ambassador.
392
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,880
Miss McDonald.
393
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,720
CHEERING
394
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,960
Down, boys.
395
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,560
And thank you, Jonathan.
396
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,560
Welcome to the hustings
for the 106th selection
397
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,560
of the Dominus Calami!
398
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,160
Whoo!
399
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,160
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
400
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:24,000
Whoo! The first to receive...
401
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,920
Tits!
402
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,000
I've already got some,
but thanks, Quentin.
403
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,480
The first to receive
two thirds of the vote wins.
404
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,320
But first, a few words
from our candidates!
405
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,920
Whoo!
406
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,920
CHEERING
407
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,880
My best friend Leah and my
girlfriend Devonye
408
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,520
for checking my privilege.
409
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:52,880
You took a flawed acorn and turned
her into a fully fledged ally tree.
410
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,800
Boring! Boring!
411
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,800
GRUMBLING
412
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,680
I'm really excited to bring
the entire year group into
413
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,680
the future with diversity and...
THEY PLAY
414
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,240
Are you playing me off?
415
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,480
Well, I did just say a few words.
416
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,520
LAUGHTER
417
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,120
Urgh.
418
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:17,680
Not to mention, I know how to throw
a ruddy good party.
419
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,200
To vote for any of my competitors -
420
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,160
cheese boy, Flemmy, or the ginger -
421
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,880
would be a vote for mediocracy.
422
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,880
But I'll let you decide.
423
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,600
Thank you.
424
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,760
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
425
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,200
Thank you, Chaplin-Jones -
you have my vote.
426
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,720
Up next we have Semi-Femi...
427
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,120
Oh, sorry.
428
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,120
LAUGHTER
429
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,240
Femi Adebayo.
430
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,400
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Femi Adebayo
431
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,240
and I'm here to tell you exactly why
I should be your Dominus Calami.
432
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,800
Some of you may see this
433
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,280
as a position...
434
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,280
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
435
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,280
SCATTERED THROAT CLEARING
436
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,440
Uh, as a-a position,
a popularity contest...
437
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,920
THROAT CLEARING BECOMES LOUDER
438
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,840
But what if you selected someone
439
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,320
who could help you lay the
foundations...
440
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,360
CACOPHONY OF THROAT CLEARING
441
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,680
Uh, foundations of a legacy
442
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,240
that will be remembered
forever...
443
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,600
THEY PLAY
444
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,520
Wow, that was uninspiring.
445
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,880
LAUGHTER
446
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,120
Up next, we have Charles Tramley!
447
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,280
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
448
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,360
Let's get a round of applause
for our very own Semi-Femi, yeah?
449
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,920
APPLAUSE AND WHOOPS
450
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,920
Yeah, yeah.
451
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,280
I mean, uh,
bit of a shaky speech there.
452
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,080
He gives the impression of someone
who'd be better as a sub
453
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,760
rather than a Dom.
454
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,840
LAUGHTER
455
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,680
Yeah, I'm joking.
I am joking.
456
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,200
I mean, nice effort.
457
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,400
I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't
it, really? Resilient, resourceful.
458
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,800
I know that better than anyone.
459
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,000
I mean, like the time he forgot
to pack boxers
460
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,480
so he just wore dirty ones
inside out for a week.
461
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,480
GASPS AND GROANS
462
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,480
Yeah. No, I know.
463
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,320
Gross. I think it got so bad
that he even asked me
464
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,120
if he could borrow mine...
465
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,840
..which is not unusual for Femi.
466
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,640
Before you know it,
he's walking like you,
467
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,920
he's talking like you
and he's dressing like you.
468
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,600
If you don't have a personality,
you just take someone else's.
469
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,120
Isn't that right, Semi-Femi?
470
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,720
LAUGHTER AND SCATTERED WHOOPS
471
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,480
APPLAUSE
472
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,240
What else?
473
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,960
Oh, yes.
474
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,640
Vote for me.
475
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,720
So, I think we've got
all the information we need.
476
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,760
And now it's time to vote!
477
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,200
LIVELY CHATTER
478
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,920
Please vote.
479
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,200
Yo, Omar, where you going?
480
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,640
Brudda, where are you going?
481
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,640
Hey, Omar, where are you going? Yo,
listen, I know it's embarrassing.
482
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,280
Fuck,
it's embarrassing by association.
483
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,960
But, brudda,
we can't just bail on Femi now.
484
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,520
Look, it's me and Jonny.
He wanted to talk to me,
485
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,720
I don't want to talk to him
right now. All right, cool.
486
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,600
At least hand in your vote.
Bro, I-I got to go.
487
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,000
Sorry. Just cast your vote, bro!
488
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,880
Omar, cast your vote, man!
489
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,840
You're a snake! Snake, ain't he?
490
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,760
Mr Staithes.
491
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,560
Yeah, Miss.
492
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,320
Oh, this doesn't look like revision.
493
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,400
It's biology. Cos I'm studying
the...the cortisol levels under...
494
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,640
..under high-pressure situations.
495
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,520
So, this is actually, yeah,
it's good for that.
496
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,760
Right, well, I was going to pop
this in your pigeonhole.
497
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,800
Thank you.
498
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,640
Uh, sorry, Miss? Sorry, excuse me.
499
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,960
Are you sure this is...? You might
have handed me the wrong paper here.
500
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,320
No, that's correct.
501
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,080
I've never got a B in my life.
502
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,480
This was a mock exam.
503
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,680
Imagine
if it had been the real thing.
504
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,200
I've been warning
about this for weeks
505
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,800
and I've got nothing but arrogance
and cocksure answers,
506
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,720
distracted by this and that.
Sorry, that's not, that's not true.
507
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,720
I've been...I've been focused, Miss.
I've been focused.
508
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,840
PHONE BUZZES
I have been focused. I just...
509
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,440
Toby...
510
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,520
..have you
changed your mind about Cambridge?
511
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,080
No. Why you asking that?
512
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,440
Cos unless you pick it up,
513
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,840
you're not going to get the grades
you need to get in.
514
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,920
I suggest you actually go
and revise.
515
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,760
Let this be a wake-up call.
516
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,280
Oh...my God.
517
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,760
Sorry. I was trying to be...
518
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,680
..cool and romantic and shit.
519
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,520
Everything I do seems to
come across as creepy.
520
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,280
Why are you here?
521
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,520
You said six o'clock.
I cancelled.
522
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,600
Shit, I...meant to cancel.
523
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:43,040
I'm sorry. Um, I promise the last
thing I wanted to do was spend
524
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,840
all night in a library,
but I have no choice.
525
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,800
I don't think I've ever seen you
without a book in your hand.
526
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,200
Listen, I'm sorry that
I fucked up your evening,
527
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,160
but I actually got work to put in.
528
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,240
Good grades don't just
fall from the sky, you know?
529
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,800
Yeah, I know. I don't think you do,
because if you did you'd understand
530
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,880
the amount of pressure that
I'm under here.
531
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,360
Or, if you weren't
so self-absorbed and listened,
532
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,320
you'd know
I was up at 5am today just
533
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,280
so I can get
the night off to see you.
534
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,400
I need three As to get to
Bristol Uni,
535
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,680
but that doesn't give me
an excuse to be shitty...
536
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,080
SHE SCOFFS
..and judge everyone around me
537
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,960
if they're not up to my standards.
You can leave now.
538
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,320
Yeah, I'm gone. Cool.
539
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,960
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
540
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,120
LAUGHTER
541
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,240
Are you from Severstone? Get him.
542
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,040
ONE BELLOWS
543
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,160
Whoa!
544
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,680
All right, clear. Thanks.
Bro, what are you doing here?
545
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,200
Don't let their floppy heads
fool you, you know.
546
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,200
They can mess you up.
I was visiting Leah.
547
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,200
Well...until she kicked me out.
548
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,480
Why did she kick you out?
I should go. You sure?
549
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,320
But you probably want to wait
until the coast is clear, you know,
550
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,440
just in case.
551
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,920
Um, do you want a drink?
I brought them for Leah.
552
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,760
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Why not?
553
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,120
The votes have been verified.
554
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,400
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
555
00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:00,280
And I can confirm
the candidate in last place is...
556
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,840
Sorry.
557
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,240
..Miss Chaplin-Jones.
558
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,680
GASPS AND CHATTER
559
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,160
Are you fucking serious?
560
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,600
Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
561
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,240
You will rue this day! Move.
562
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Useless, useless, and you know what,
Annabel? You were adopted.
563
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,120
UPROAR
564
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,120
Move! Move!
565
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,480
This is an unprecedented vote.
566
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,120
No candidate has yet reached
the required threshold to win.
567
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,000
As a result,
after a brief intermission,
568
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,560
we will hear from our candidates
one last time, and then vote again.
569
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,080
Oh, fuck my life.
570
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,680
Yes! Yes!
571
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,880
Femi! Dom-Dom.
Well done, you made it through.
572
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,600
Good effort. It looks like your
smear campaign didn't work.
573
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,040
Oh, that was nothing.
That was just the mere tip.
574
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,440
The next round,
we're going in the entire...
575
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,440
..shaft and balls.
576
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,800
Mm!
577
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,360
Shaft and balls.
Yeah.
578
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,560
Man like Toby!
Yo, bro, what you telling me?
579
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,360
I thought you man were starting to
forget me.
580
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,240
Busy, bro. Busy.
581
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,920
How's it all going, though?
582
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,760
Well, I did a mock exam.
583
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,400
I got a B.
584
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,400
HE CHUCKLES
585
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,200
Oh, so you think that's funny?
586
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,600
No, no, no.
I'm just... I'm surprised.
587
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,560
I don't associate you with Bs,
innit?
588
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,240
It's more of Femi's ting.
589
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,200
I was choosing not to go to
Cambridge this year.
590
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,240
Me. I had that choice.
591
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,400
So I could go travelling with
Abby or whatever.
592
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,520
And now it's looking like I ain't
even got the option.
593
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,280
Well, it's a mock.
Like, you can bounce back.
594
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,120
J, even if I can scrape it back
I've already told Abby
595
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,520
I'm paying for the flights
and all of that shit.
596
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,160
But, bro, she is currently
ghosting me right now,
597
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,360
so I don't even know
what's going on.
598
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,040
Fuck me, man.
599
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,400
What if I've done all this just
so I can lose Cambridge AND Abby?
600
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,920
Come on, man.
It's Cambridge.
601
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,600
Big, big Cambridge, bro.
602
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,720
If she don't understand then I don't
know, man. She will, though.
603
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,880
You reckon?
Yeah.
604
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,240
And look, man, it's a big leap,
but you have to face it.
605
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,800
Even me coming here,
606
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,360
bro, I'm still feeling out of place
and out of sorts.
607
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,040
But I'm glad I did it.
608
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,240
Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking
myself for life, that's for sure.
609
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,640
Yo, people are moving, innit, so,
let me, let me bell you back, yeah?
610
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,360
All right. All right.
Be safe. In a bit.
611
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,360
So, this is it.
612
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,080
LAUGHS: No!
Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
613
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,200
I-I'm not laughing.
It's shock, bro.
614
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,800
Shock?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a good way.
615
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,840
All right. Different emotions
and sides in all of us fighting
616
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,960
and harmonising simultaneously.
617
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,160
Thanks.
618
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,600
I'm sure the coast is clear.
619
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,120
You can go now.
I'm in no rush, bro.
620
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,920
You know, it would've been cheaper
to buy her one big bottle.
621
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,800
I mean,
my sister works in promotion.
622
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,600
She said she had
a shitload left over.
623
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,520
Treating Leah to leftover
promotional bottles of Prosecco.
624
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,440
Hmm. And they say romance is dead.
625
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,200
So, what's going on with you
and Leah?
626
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,280
We're just different people,
different priorities,
627
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,680
if that makes sense.
628
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,800
Yeah, makes a lot of sense.
629
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,840
There's this guy I'm seeing,
and he's great.
630
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,920
Really lovely in fact, and...
And...?
631
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,720
He's got me jumping behind pillars.
632
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,760
What? In a good way?
633
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,320
I keep hiding from him.
634
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,560
I think I like him
because he's safe.
635
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,560
And I thought that's good for me
because, you know,
636
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,120
safe is my happy place.
I love safe.
637
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,880
What makes you think you're safe?
638
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,440
I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
639
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,760
Your art is.
640
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,080
I'm not fooled by the buttoned-up
look.
641
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,560
OMAR GROANS
642
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,560
I think you're attracted
643
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,280
to messiness.
644
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,920
Yeah, no, that's enough
Prosecco for you.
645
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,120
Wait, nah...
I think it's you.
646
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,480
Oh? I don't think you should be
hiding it under a blanket,
647
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,840
or jumping behind pillars
to avoid what you really want.
648
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,640
Mmm... Mmm? Mmm. Mmm, mmm!
649
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,240
Thank you, man.
Of course.
650
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,440
You're wise. I watch a lot of
Married at First Sight
651
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,360
with my grandma.
652
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,760
You're on that? Yeah, bro.
653
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,000
I don't get how anybody
watches that.
654
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,440
What? Everyone watches that.
655
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,720
See you later, man.
656
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,880
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
657
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,560
Oh, hi.
658
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,040
Leah.
659
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,120
Not even an apology?
660
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,120
Apology for...?
661
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,320
For standing me up the other night.
662
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,480
I'm sorry, Xiang. I thought
it was just a whole study thing.
663
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,080
But it was for a good reason.
I promise.
664
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,680
Well, I thought
it was a good reason,
665
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,560
but then it turns out that
he is a dickhead.
666
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,400
You... You met up with someone else?
667
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,160
Xiang, am I missing something?
Really, Leah?
668
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,520
SHE SIGHS
669
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,080
That is just blatant nepotism.
670
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,320
Your sense of entitlement is
astounding.
671
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,960
Just because your dad was a Dom
672
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,600
doesn't make you
the best person for the job.
673
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,280
And anyway, it's about time
this role went to a woman.
674
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,320
WHOOPING
675
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,240
Sorry. Sorry. Are you even from
here?
676
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,520
Xenophobic. Oh, that's
not even a word.
677
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,040
Yes, it is. And you're an idiot.
678
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:05,680
Thank you very much. Objection and
overruled, but sustained. Tramley.
679
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,960
APPROXIMATING HER VOICE: Like, like,
it doesn't even make any sense.
680
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Like, because the Dom has like,
like, like n-never...
681
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,280
UPWARD INFLECTIONS: ..been a woman,
so that would make it fair.
682
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,520
NORMAL VOICE: Oh, bless you.
Pathetic.
683
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,320
And this one - look at him -
as the Dom? Ugh.
684
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,920
Stiff, wooden, lifeless.
685
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,159
And those were
just his King Lear reviews.
686
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,760
Is that all you've got? Insults?
687
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,040
Shut up, mate.
Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
688
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,400
Which is a true story, by the way.
689
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,679
CHATTER
690
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,679
Yeah. Thank you very much.
691
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,679
Order, order! Adebayo.
692
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:42,880
Yeah, I wore the same pants
for a week.
693
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,159
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
694
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:48,840
Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed
and hid my sheets.
695
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,280
SCATTERED LAUGHTER
696
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,719
Let's see -
what else do you know about me?
697
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,320
Sometimes I suck my thumb
when I'm sleeping.
698
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,560
I piss sitting down.
699
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,640
You'll probably tell them that...
700
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,000
..I'm a virgin.
701
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,520
CHEERING
702
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,920
So, beyond the put-downs,
you've got nothing.
703
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,360
HE CHUCKLES
704
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,000
Just like you will have nothing to
offer being the Dom
705
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,240
because it doesn't mean
anything to you.
706
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:26,440
Just like, I'm guessing, it doesn't
mean anything to most of you.
707
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,280
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
708
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,920
Well, it means something to me.
709
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,920
I want to do our year justice.
710
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,280
I want our future years to look
back at our year as the best year -
711
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,840
full of absolute legends!
712
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,880
CHEERING
713
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:53,840
So, instead of voting for
Mr I Don't Really Give A Shit,
714
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,520
vote for someone who does.
715
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,560
CHEERING
716
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,000
CHANTING: Femi! Femi! Femi!
717
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,160
APPLAUSE
718
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,800
Any final words?
719
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:28,120
Vote for me and I'll get all of you
twats into Glastonbury!
720
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,640
Yes! That's right!
721
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,640
Tent orgies.
722
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,560
Unlimited wet wipes for everyone!
723
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,840
CHEERING AND SHOUTING
724
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,840
Hi, uh...
725
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,240
Hi, Abby. Um, you know,
I'm not sure.
726
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,640
I'm not sure
if we're still together.
727
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,040
I hope we are.
728
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,560
I just want to talk to you.
729
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,200
Uh, I need to talk to you.
730
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,960
It's about the travelling.
731
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,440
Uh, I'm not sure where your
732
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,760
head is at with any of it, but...
DOOR OPENS
733
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,040
Uh, what are you doing here?
734
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,560
Is now a bad time?
735
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,080
No.
736
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,000
It's just, uh...
737
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,440
..you have kind of like...
738
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,480
..left me on read for the past,
like, three days.
739
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,880
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
740
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,840
Well, I was about to send
you a message... Me first.
741
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,320
Your mum said that you were getting
cold feet about Cambridge,
742
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,880
and that you weren't going because
of me. And so I thought I could
743
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,200
stay away from you.
And I tried, but I couldn't.
744
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,200
I can't. So, I think
that's because I love you.
745
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,720
Y-You don't need to
say it back or anything.
746
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,680
SHE EXHALES
747
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,400
But, I mean, you could say
something.
748
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,600
Yeah. No. Shit.
749
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,120
Um...
750
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,200
..I love you too.
751
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,480
I proper love you.
752
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,440
I love you.
753
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,520
But Cambridge.
754
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,480
I don't know about you, but I don't
know if I can do long-distance.
755
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,520
Me neither.
756
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Are we all in agreement? Hmm?
757
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,280
The votes have been verified.
758
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,240
And I can confirm that the candidate
in third place is...
759
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,400
..Johnson.
760
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,520
What?
761
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,520
No, no, no, honey, it's OK.
It'll be fine.
762
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,920
Remember, my illustrious spectators,
763
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,640
there can only be one winner.
MABEL SOBS: I worked so hard.
764
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,080
Which means the candidate
in second place is...
765
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,000
..Tramley.
766
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,840
GASPS AND CHATTER
767
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,920
Meaning our new Dominus Calami
768
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,640
is Femi Adebayo.
769
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,440
What?
770
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,960
Congratulations, Semi-Femi.
771
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,720
Woo!
772
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,160
SCATTERED CHEERING
773
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,120
Well, come on up, dickhead.
774
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,240
How did you do it?
775
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,960
You were there.
776
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,120
Confidence, character and charisma.
777
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,960
Come on. No way they chose you over
Glasto tickets.
778
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,320
They saw through your lie.
I wasn't lying.
779
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,240
I have connects and everyone
in that room knows that -
780
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,360
that's why something
isn't adding up here.
781
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,960
I smell a rat.
782
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,200
Well, I know it's hard to accept,
but David beat Goliath.
783
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,240
HE CHUCKLES
784
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,800
Oh, you know that something
isn't adding up here, Fem-Fems,
785
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,120
and I will find the truth!
786
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,320
You trust me!
787
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,960
Hey.
788
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,000
Hear my man about "hey" -
is this not you?
789
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,560
"Meet me in my room 10pm,
life or death?"
790
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,960
It is.
791
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,000
So, are you going to tell us,
or are you just going to...?
792
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,560
Yeah, no, I need help
breaking into the exhibition hall.
793
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,880
It's where everyone's
showing their final pieces.
794
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,320
Why?
795
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,560
This.
796
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,920
Everyone's showing
their A-level pieces
797
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,000
and what I've got in the exhibition
is just not good enough.
798
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,760
It gives a... I don't, uh...
799
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,040
Leah?
800
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,320
What is, what is it?
801
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,680
It's me.
Not so much showing who I am
802
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,480
but rather revealing
how I experience me.
803
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,280
So, yeah.
804
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,640
What do you think?
805
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,000
It's giving me motion sickness.
And we're not even moving.
806
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,440
Look, guys, Carol said
I couldn't show it but fuck that.
807
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,120
I'm going to break in and make sure
this is what the art school reps
808
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,320
will see, but I can't do it alone.
809
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,880
You guys need to help.
So, we've got to do it now.
810
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,880
I don't usually agree with Carol,
but...
811
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,280
..I agree with Carol.
812
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,680
LAUGHTER
813
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,120
Omar, you took me
out of my studying for this?
814
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,920
You're lying. I-I thought you guys
would come and help me out.
815
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,320
This is us helping you.
816
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,480
Brudda, don't let anyone ever see
this in your entire lifespan.
817
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,960
You know what? What do you know?
818
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,160
You sabotaged your entire
A-levels for a girl that you can't
819
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,560
admit you've got feelings for.
He got you there.
820
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,240
You, yeah, you crash and burn
every relationship you're in.
821
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,600
Yo, take the bass out of your voice.
And then you, Femi -
822
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,200
you can't get no girl because
you don't change your underpants.
823
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,960
Whoa! What are you trying to say?
I can explain that.
824
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,200
He just ragged us. You know what,
guys, guys? Can you guys please go?
825
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,760
Omar, listen - our bad...
826
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,480
Yeah, please, in fact, get out.
827
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,480
Cool. Van Gogh.
828
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,800
Huh.
829
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,200
MUSIC: Sweet Danger
by Obongjayar
830
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,960
ALARM BEEPS
831
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,280
BELL RINGS
832
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,680
Oh, shit!
833
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,360
Oh! Shit, shit, shit!
834
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,440
Oh, oh! Ah!
835
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,360
CACOPHONY OF ALARMS
836
00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:29,960
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