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Previously on Below Deck Down Under.

I haven't seen any kids sing in a long time.

It's too sincere a time.

I thought we were doing it last night.

No, you weren't. It was all just about her being like, can't get you out of my

head. And I was like, same.

Just bought it like the love bought.

Mecca is a New York City founder of a lifestyle magazine.

Looking forward to five -star service. They're very particular about their

So these are shrimp spring rolls.

I need one more.

They're about for more spring rolls.

How many chefs have you got, 20? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's your tapeworm, and I need to be fed every 20 minutes.

You go up there and have a chat about tonight's dinner and your expectations.

Yeah, I'm with you.

You want to chat about dinner?

We do have to now. You bet your bet.

We want your back to come to the table.

So Ellie comes up to us. I would drop it in a second to be an alien

with you.

It wasn't nice on my part. I don't want to be a pawn between.

No, no, no.

Stop making someone jealous.

I'm just not that person.

And I kind of can cut ties really fast.

Oh, man, I'm in the shit. If I hear you gossiping instead of working one more

time.

flirting, having a crack with anyone. You should be working right now. The

reason we're here is to work. You're not being fast enough. And then the gossip.

If anyone's not happy with you, you will be fired.

I'm going to head back.

Let's start packing, Chase.

What else kind of life is there?

But I'm nervous about it tonight.

Yep.

Do you want to have a little chat with Eddie on the beach? I did have a chat

with Eddie.

How was it?

It was all right.

Found some common ground, I guess.

How are you doing, eh?

Best friends. That's what we are.

That's my good.

It's not easy.

I'm distressed.

Macca, can I get you anything? I think I'm good.

Oh, and what time are you thinking for? 7 .30. 7 .30, okay. Do you still feel

good about dinner being at the table? Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Whatever you think aesthetically is going to look the best. I think in here

going to be the nicest.

It's going to give your best table ever?

Yes. You sure? I'm feeling pressure, yeah.

I'm joking, I'm joking. It's going to be great.

As somebody who has a lot to say about anything and everything, I find Mecca

silence so unnerving.

I giggle, and, like, you just hear it, like, echo, and, like, it just goes on,

and I'm like, okay.

I think,

yeah, I think in here it would be really pretty, because I think it would look

like a black table, wouldn't I?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, awesome.

Okay. Okay.

Awesome. Great.

Thanks, my God.

It's awful.

No, don't do this.

It says ban malfunction.

Even though the oven's broken, you've got to plan accordingly, you know, as

well. The menu should fit your equipment.

There's no problems, only solutions.

So what is for dinner?

Starting with caviar service, and then we're moving swiftly into dinner. We're

doing a lobster spring roll, and I'm going to try and fry them. Okay. And

we're doing an octopus.

I'm breaking out the sous vide machine.

Formal dinner, six courses, ovenless.

Losing this oven is like losing my mother. Not that I've lost my mother,

can imagine how terrible it is. This was my one source of reliability.

I can't bake, roast, broil, none of it. Now I'm breaking out all my

applications. I have to cook on the fly, make apple calzone, and I'm going to

try it.

in my roasting oven.

Tonight, clearly there's a lot of pressure on me, and time is very

All right, cool.

Alicia, come up to the main screen, please.

Copy.

If you've got around on it, I can grab it offline.

Oh, you want me to grab it? Okay.

Now I don't know how long I can go ignoring my boyfriend's messages.

I love my boyfriend, don't get me wrong, and I can understand what happened with

Eddie was a bad thing, but I do just think we're friends and I literally will

die on that hill. I want to talk to my boyfriend about it, but this

is not going to be pleasant.

She wants a really big table.

All the flowers, the candles.

Mike? Yeah? All chairs are dry, if you want to take them inside. I can take

in. There's still so much to be done, I think. Just get everything set up and

stayed as well.

Chafing galore. Eddie chafing galore.

Another day, another dollar.

Where is Mikey?

I know I have the coconut water. Oh,

but I didn't want ice. I think that kind of defeats the purpose of coconut

water.

Mike, clear out all this interior stuff.

We have a lot going on.

Blackberry jam.

Done. For the sorbet, which fruit?

It's forest fruit. And this is blueberries.

Perfect. Yeah, just do all of them. That'd be great. I'm going to quickly

and get out of this.

A little more sugar, believe it or not.

I kind of prefer the black table.

She's that sexy, elegant.

I definitely don't like tablecloth. Oh.

I think all the pink flowers against this and candles will look quite cool.

I don't.

Is Jenna better on this?

Do you want to swap with her?

Yeah. Okay, you can swap. Are you okay with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine

with that. I'm fine with that.

Mike, Mike, Daisy.

The dishwasher has to be empty.

Copy that.

Jen, are you okay to set the table?

Yeah. The vibe is elegant but sexy.

Full of flowers. I have to go. I'm just really... I'd rather make cocktails.

Yeah, yeah, 100%. I can't 100%.

Trust Alicia, because even though Alicia showed me the text about her flirting

with Eddie... I haven't got a clue what's going on in my head, but you need

get out of it.

She initiated the text.

You don't trust a murderer after he told you he committed a crime.

I know.

Table looks peaceful.

Why is it just me out here?

Are they having dinner down here, are they? They are indeed.

That doesn't look right.

Bye -bye.

Ben, Ben, Daisy.

Dinner's at 7 .30. Copy.

I need to be really quick.

What time is cocktail hour?

7 .30.

Let's go shower and get ready.

Why is there so much f***ing s*** in here? Why are we putting so much stuff

here?

Okay, and then secure it on the outer part here.

Are you okay?

No, they're still...

so much to do you want mike to come and help you i think we needed mikey a lot

more today but you need to call you need to say but he comes out does something

and then he goes back in i'm gonna go send mike to help you it ain't about

at the moment the reality is that i'm frustrated at myself after talking to

jenna on the beach earlier i'm still feeling the need to explain myself more

need to apologize more and because we're working right now i just can't I just

asked Daisy if, like, Mikey, when he's out here, needs to stay out here longer.

He's here for five minutes. Yeah, yeah, but that's for me to talk to her about.

Just talk to me about it first.

I'm getting unnecessarily angsty.

Can we just do a quick cheese board for them?

Honey, can you just be in charge of that, please?

Yep. Thank you.

Mike.

Yes? You're going to go and help that crew now?

so i spoke to eddie yeah i think the problem is you're like doing the job and

then you're coming back in here yeah i'm never ever sitting down and doing

nothing no no no no that's not what the issue is just don't help yeah just go

thank you after that chat with joao and daisy i'm literally saying yes to every

single job you're giving us i don't know what else i can do

Guys, I've been told that you need a hand with something.

Is Daisy needing you inside? Daisy just relieved us for you. Okay.

And when yous are finished with us, if you can tell us when you're finished

us. Yeah, but I've been trying that, and you've been running away every time.

I'm happy to stay out here all day. I'd rather be in the sun rather than make in

bed.

So are you ready for dinner?

Six quarters.

Wow.

This is amazing.

Are you excited for Jason to be coming to dinner? Okay, wait.

You ready?

Let's go.

Hey, Queen.

Hey.

I can't wait to see Sonia.

I know.

She's so good. I'll be on a bender.

Pretty much.

Very pretty.

Hi, you look great.

Thank you.

They're in the main saloon. We're ready to go.

Girl, please, you don't need no more hip, dip, butt, boot. Don't play with

girl. You got it in spades, fool.

We've got some cheese and meat, and the caviar is coming now as well.

All right, I'm happy.

Yep. Chef, is it ready to go?

Yeah, we are. Thank you. Watch your levels, darling.

Honest darling as well, just saying.

i don't respond to sweet little things all right we're doing the ceviche yeah

let's get the capers out we're gonna get the olives out what is this this is a

freshly cooked pancake and um other toppings absolutely all

right what else do we want on this i'm ready to eat yeah i don't know there's

knife hang in there

All right, sweet.

I'm actually going to physically cure this fish with lime juice.

It's all coming together.

Do you want me to feed them? Are they ready to be seated? I think we can guide

them to the table.

I don't know. In my opinion, cocktail hour has not finished.

So they probably don't want to be seated.

Alicia, I think they're ready to sit for dinner.

Would anyone like a cup of Prosecco?

Can you meet us at this table?

Yeah, you can cup me up. Absolutely.

20 minutes is like the minimum you can spend on cocktail hour, all right? Who's

calling the f***ing shots around here? I'm communicating with you guys. Hey,

listen, you're the boss, babe. You're the boss of them. People call me bougie

for real. Come over here. Find your name.

I'm here to put the pressure on. Yeah, well, stop doing that. But that's my

Every time when she comes into the galley, she just plants a little bomb.

just incredible.

I hate being an ag, but when things don't go right, guess who gets blamed?

you, it's me.

Good chat.

Like, literally, who does that? You're trying to piss the guy off.

Or you just have such an emotional disconnect, you're practically a f***ing

Martian. This is absolutely stunning. It's beautiful.

Have a seat, darling.

Daisy. The ladies are seated.

Mother.

Hello, Captain.

You got a style?

Captain!

One time for Captain, ladies.

They've got thesis themselves.

Did they now?

It was rather presumptuous, wasn't it?

All right, what else do we want on this?

Ben's chef persona, I just think, is, you know, smoke and mirrors. I know he's

insecure, and I have to pick my battles.

You can put the food out and just don't be a prick.

It's not that hard.

Cool. All right, cool. We're fine. We're going to do okay.

Everything's fine.

We've got, like, two minutes for this to cure, and it will be fine.

Captain, we travel a lot. We like to, like, take a beat and enjoy the service.

think you guys have been really, really good.

We've definitely got some strong heads of department, Joelle and Daisy and Ben.

Mm -hmm.

We're a team. It's going well.

Alicia, can you please come for service?

Copy, on my way. Super 2, will you help with service?

yeah sure we're good okay please darling we're excited about this menu ben said

he's coming to play what have we got for your first course you have ceviche with

local rice now that's all i need i love it

all right let's go with the octopus mike you can carry on the cabin

All right, here, let's do the poll.

All right,

let's go.

So it's poached octopus with tomato oil.

Thank you.

All right.

Fantastic. You didn't like it?

Wasn't a fan.

We're doing lobster spring roll now.

Mike, these beds can be pulled tighter.

It's just detail. It just looks neater. Did they like the octopus?

Some of them didn't eat it, but some of them did. Really? Did Jason like it?

I think so.

All right, we're ready, please.

This is lobster, right? It is, my darling.

Lobster spring roll.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Wow. I might need another one of these.

OK, then, beds are much better. I've tightened them both.

Thank you.

Have you tried a little chat with Eddie yet?

Hell no. Why?

Do you think you can give him a second chance?

Er, no.

Why, is that you completely done?

Yeah, 100%. He was such a gentleman.

Yeah. And he actually just wanted to hear me.

talk yeah and like not surface level and that's why i actually enjoy talking to

him you know what i mean yeah and that's why i kind of fall into that trap but

not anymore i feel like one of my regrets has been stirring the pot with

relationship with jenna maybe talk came to you and said i let him yeah yeah yeah

i didn't think about that one to be fair i've got nothing else to say and he

does think very highly of you I'm going to have you plate the sorbet, at least.

Yeah, I'd love to do that.

Wow.

Dave, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

All right, sweet. Let's do it. Let's plate it. Okay. That's perfect.

Well done. All right, let's do it, guys.

This is a mixed berry sorbet with rosé. Thank you so much.

Refreshing. It's really refreshing, yeah. Looks very nice. Thank you,

pie. Here we go.

This is a local mahi -mahi shiitake mushroom and hollandaise sauce.

You love it. Chef did his thing. Good.

This is an apple pie calzone with vanilla custard.

Woo -hoo!

It's big pork.

Diet starts Monday. We only say what Monday, though.

Oh, this smells good.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. I did not ask for apple pie. Just taste it.

Nice job, Bob. You're good under pressure. I like that.

Thank you.

Who asked for apple pie?

Can Ben come see us? Absolutely.

Ben needs to come see us.

Ben, they'd love to see you.

We're not here to minimize our palates, right?

Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi, guys. Ben.

Yeah. We had a whole conversation earlier.

What happened?

Huh? What happened?

About what?

Our dinner.

What do you mean?

Was this your best?

Yeah. You thought this was your best? You thought this was your best? I tried,

yeah.

It was amazing. I'm sorry. I was about to quit my job.

She's so creative and so amazing.

We've enjoyed everything. All six courses, everything was great.

Why not have fun at my expense?

Like I haven't had enough fun this evening.

It's an immense relief. And they're complimenting the food, darling. Cheers

your gratitude.

Can we do a proper toast?

The captain, we have a saying, so you got to say it. It's to being pretty,

powerful, and provocative.

Pretty, powerful, and provocative.

There we go.

Cheers, guys.

I love it. Cheers, everybody.

Who needs a bloody oven?

We're going to take it to the hot tub.

Ben, if there's any more caviar left over, can you add it to pizza?

I can, yeah. I can make it happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Ben, you look like a good time outside of work. From your haircut, I can tell

you're a good time.

Ladies, I'm going to leave you. Thank you very much. Thank you for joining us.

We appreciate it.

Have a lovely, lovely rest of the evening. Yes, we'll see you in the

Ben's going to bring us some snacks.

Alicia, you don't want to go to bed, right? No, I'm ready for cocktails and

everything.

Thank you.

That was good. Well done.

What was your favorite?

Good job. The octopus.

Yeah. And the palate cleanser was nice. Oh,

well. Yeah, she was amazing.

Ben and Ellie are doing a great job. The food's coming out fantastic.

The flavors are amazing.

The guests love it. The galley seems to be working out now for Ben. At the end

of the day, it's all about chemistry.

Good team.

Jenna, so I want you in bed in 10 minutes.

you know the drill, turn the laundry around and start wrapping for breakfast.

Can I do anything before I go to bed?

Clean the main saloon.

Erm... Yes, Jenna, anything you like, Jenna.

More than happy to, Jenna. Thank you.

Can I...? Apple pie?

That is hard. What?

You... Ooh, shizzle.

No, I'm actually going to go to bed now. There was karma they bring.

Karma for what?

Okay, okay.

Let's walk and talk.

Let's think through this together, shall we?

All right. Okay, so.

Step one, you invite me for wine.

We're going to have a chat. I'm going to get to know his job. This is amazing.

This right here rocks up the gangway with another girl.

Hey, darling.

I'm going to go and pack.

Oh, my God. Oh, don't leave.

I'm all good. Thank you. Oh, is that how you think it was?

Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm shaking like an idiot. Like this.

It feels good to finally get this off my chest.

Mayday, mayday.

I still like him.

So I'm happy to forgive him and move on.

Ellie is beautiful. She is. And I feel like she's not looking at anyone else

myself. This is a situation I've almost never been in. Nice being wanted.

It would be nice.

Hey, so I'm going to bed.

Let's go through your list here.

Okay. I want everything really clean.

Make sure the pantry and the sun deck is clean.

Crew mask everything away, including wiping tables. And I did see waxes on

table, so that's going to be a bit of a bitch to clean.

But stay up as long as you need to, because I don't need you in the morning.

Okay. I think they asked for caviar pizza, which he has.

Copy that.

I'll see you in the morning, okay?

It feels a lot calmer up here.

Oh, my God.

This one's back here.

Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Hello?

Hello?

We were looking for you. We were upstairs thirsty.

Oh, no, sorry about the wait.

I'm tired.

Whispering angel.

Give me coconut water.

Yes, I've got some on the tray.

Leave that. Thank you.

Ali, Ali, Alicia.

What's the DTA on the pizza?

Hello, three minutes, please.

Alicia, three minutes on the snacks.

Cheers, thanks so much. All right, guys, I'm off to bed.

You've helped so much.

All right, my little darling.

I've had it.

Thank you.

F*** me, dude.

Thank you so much. Absolutely.

What else would you like? No, no, no, I just was asking.

Get the f*** out of here. Henry, please.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

The list I've been given is actually impossible.

My day's been so hectic, physically, mentally, and of course my boyfriend's

doing nothing but texting me this whole charter.

I'm trying to function, but I'm like, I'm malfunctioning. You can't be back of

house, front of house, everything house. It needs to be understood that there's

things that can't be done in the day by one person.

Put through. How do you have your coffee?

Oh, a little bit of justice in it.

Jeez, what laws are we breaking around here?

There she is.

What's going on, my little doll fag?

Sleep all right?

Yeah, with your laugh inside of my head.

May it be the first of many nights, babe.

Six.

Well, that didn't happen.

Pissed me off.

Oh, hello.

Morning, morning.

What the... Alicia and Mike, all they needed to do was follow instructions.

I feel like I'm the only one that actually cares.

I'm supposed to be Daisy's right hand, but I'm handcuffed to Twiddle Dumb and

Twiddle Dumber.

I'm over this now.

Are you keeping tonight?

I cannot wait.

I'm doing a little sharp expression.

What time did you get to bed?

Hi, Tina.

Good morning. It's 12.

I'm up for sick.

No, I'm just asking because the bed's a mess.

I only had an hour's break.

I had an hour's break. No, no, no. I'm saying only an hour's break. We're all

dead. We're all running on empty.

You're arguing with me?

I'm just saying, just take initiative to do things.

I don't know, because I've literally just had barely no sleep.

That's just how I feel in the morning when I wake up to a dirty boat as well.

There's more than just one person on the boat, it's just me.

Whatever.

Okay, Jenna.

What a great morning, guys. Great morning, great start.

People are sleeping, mate. What the hell?

Hey, gorgeous. How you doing? I'm great. How are you?

I'm all right.

You okay?

Yeah. How are you doing? I'm okay. I'm tired.

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

I know. I don't like anything we can do. Just tell me. No, no, no, no. We're

good. We're good.

This morning's not a good morning for me. I know.

Wild and happening.

This boat was a mess when I woke up. Was it?

Kind of whack.

Like, everywhere, the bar had two champagnes open.

Jenna comes in and she went, but I've asked you to do that. I've asked you to

that last night.

Use your initiative. Use your initiative. I'm like, I know Jenna, but,

yesterday, I only got an hour's break and I work 16 hours. All this chart,

had my head down, I've grafted, and you're still complaining.

I asked Mike for one thing to do.

Christ. Mike.

Can you come to the crew, Matt?

Copy.

Mike, you're going to help me. The boat's f***ing mad.

Just s*** on the cutlery to go away.

I've just put all that cutlery away upstairs, you know.

No, you didn't.

I'm not a baby, Daisy. I'm just saying.

Mike. I know what I'm doing. The boat's a f***ing mess.

I know, but honestly, if I had the time to get the job finished. Well, then

what's all this cutlery doing there?

I didn't finish the job. You just said I put all that cutlery away. No, the

cutlery and the bowl I put away.

I feel like I'm being used as an easy target for people to go, why isn't that

done, Mike? Why isn't that done? Why isn't that done? Even this morning, I

up, the first thing Jenna says is, why isn't that done?

We'll talk about that, but I'm fuming about the way the boat is left.

I don't care about the cutlery in the bowl.

I just want... I get all the cutlery done. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Hi, Daisy.

Hi, how are you?

Good. The boat was a mess this morning.

A mess?

Yeah. I can't tell you how overwhelmed I felt with the list I had. OK. And I

was... I left you in a pretty good state.

Like, you pretty much had no plates left to clean or cutlery.

Um... What's wrong? What's wrong? No, I was just... No, I was just wondering.

Are you OK? You look upset.

No, I feel like I'm going to cry. I genuinely couldn't do any more than I

do. I was, like, calling myself. OK. OK.

No, it's fine.

It was such a long day. Go and get a coffee.

It was too much. Go sit down and get a coffee. No, no, no, I'm not.

There's a coffee upstairs.

I don't know what the f*** happened last night, but I really see that Alicia is

about to crack, and I need her to keep working.

Like, I'm a firm believer in you have to change your management staff for the

individual, and Alicia is quite sensitive, but with my speaking to me in

manner, no, sorry, I will not be having it.

Do your best. It's all you can do.

Deck team, let's get ready to lift anchor. Copy.

Morning. Hello. Did you want to order omelettes? Yes.

Anchor on the waterline.

You have seven omelette orders.

Is that it?

I was expecting 12.

Anchor in the pocket.

Copy that.

Thank you.

Daisy, Daisy, we're doing this right now, boo -boo, okay?

Okay, this is a beautiful Hudson Valley duck breast.

This is a chickpea spice patty. Okay, I'm going to need that feta. Come on,

Bobby. Feta. Okay, hold on, baby.

Please.

Okay, I'm just talking feta. You're fine. Okay. Thank you.

Where's the feta?

Fire this. Thanks, man.

Felicia meant it when she said she was clumsy.

I'm full already.

Are we able to use Mike for docking? Copy.

Drop all fenders, please. Copy.

Ready on foredeck. Aft deck, can I swing?

Cleared to swing.

Foresight quarter is in line with the starboard dock.

50 metres to come astern. Sending leading spring now.

Perfect, mate.

Sending out crossover.

Perfect. Done.

Right. Thank you very much, guys. Well done, that was great.

All crew, get in your white.

We came, we saw, and we conquered.

I bring you some feedback forms, and there's a box on the bar you can leave

in. Thank you. You're very welcome.

What are you doing?

Thank you, baby.

Oh, I just smell good. I'm going to smell good, too. I'm going to go for

puffer cheek this time.

Marshmallow and sugar.

Get up there, Jenna.

Come on. All right, let's do this.

You guys, I can honestly say my friends and I, we've done a lot of travel. We've

been a lot of places.

And this has been one of our greater experiences.

First of all, Ben. One time for Ben, you guys.

The food was absolutely phenomenal.

We're so appreciative and so grateful.

Thank you so much.

Bye, everybody.

Black girls shouting.

Done. Let's clean up the rest of the garbages. Get in our blues.

Get reset.

Let's go.

Are you Pooey?

Yes. Fair enough.

What have you done here?

A lot of hairspray.

Now why?

A lot of hairspray.

Don't think I was talking.

She loves it.

Here it is, the primary mecca.

Overall experience, five stars.

Daisy was amazing.

We love Ben.

Dining and beverage, five stars.

Is there anything the crew could improve on?

Alyssa. You should smile more.

Alicia. Girl, let me come now. I felt she was stressed.

Just pizza.

No,

no, no. Not good.

Attention all crew. Meet in the main salon immediately for a tip meeting.

Copy. Let's get this money.

Let's eat up now.

Hi, hi.

We're going to the beach club tonight.

Yeah, tonight's theme is a white party, so dress in white.

All crew, all crew, all crew.

Tip meeting.

Charter number three.

Ben, honestly, a six -course meal, well done.

Whoever's on night shift, I've noticed pizza and stuff on the table.

It's not acceptable. I think you guys need to step up. But the total tip was

,000.

2 ,100 each.

There you go.

Look, the helmet's got to go somewhere.

Who left all the pizzeria out in the bar? Daisy? Alicia.

Alicia! Yeah, but don't leave it out for the guests. Stop leaving things around

like a little rat.

Again.

Behave yourselves tonight. Have fun. Thank you very much.

hot today.

Now it's hot in here.

Babes, please clean this, please, please, babes. I'll give you a light day

tomorrow.

Um... Alright, baby, thank you.

Okay.

Anyone got eyes on Daisy?

Yeah, I go for Daisy.

Can I have a lie down?

Have a bath.

I'm just knackered.

I've had like four hours of sleep in the last three nights.

Yeah, go ahead.

What the...

Can't mentally handle

cleaning. Everything looks great.

Good job for the day. Yay!

I'm tired.

Oh, fuck. Are you okay?

I'm just going to twerk.

Oh, you're tired.

Oh, my God.

I know. I feel bent, you know.

cleaning's part of the job we're one team and we work together we both worked

equally as hard i'm already at my limit just managing all of his mood swings And

for him to leave me to work on my own, as he's out there relaxing, Ben is very

close to pushing me over the edge.

I'm doing my best to remain professional.

No, I can see you're, like, wearing Ben.

Oh,

I need to call my boyfriend.

The thing is, I literally just love to make my day easier.

I just love attention.

Whatever that means.

Hello.

Hey, darling.

I just wanted to say that I loved you and I was thinking of you.

That's very nice of you.

There are a few things I probably should talk to you about in terms of, like,

what life is like on the boat and stuff.

And what is that?

Well, no, no, no, nothing. It's just, I mean...

I think probably because I'm quite a flirty character, but, like, you know

I wouldn't ever do anything.

No,

no, that's it.

Like, they know that if I start with them or, like, if we're just having,

quick banter, that that's all it is. But you know the way I am, but, like, just

know that, like, nothing would ever happen.

No, I'm trying to not make it seem worse than it is, but I'm just letting you

know that I'm...

Maybe I'm going to reel in any kind of... I've squashed every bit of, like,

anyone else's thoughts behind it.

Oh, my God, what am I listening to?

Alicia's straight up lying through his teeth. I kind of feel bad.

This poor boy, he doesn't even know what he's dealing with.

I do need to go, though. I love you.

Love you, bye.

Yeah,

white party!

Oh, my God, how are your boobs going to fit in?

That would literally just cover your nipples.

Just two broad lads. Just two men filled with testosterone.

Exactly. Now I'm back on stage running with Jenna.

That's the fun of it.

The chase is on. Oh, yeah. I love a chase.

Let's go!

Did someone say a white party today?

Ooh!

Good evening. Welcome to Shenanigans restaurants in Bligh. So we have your

set and ready.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Right, what do you want? Margarita, please.

Margarita. Hey, Ellie, can we sit here?

Get away from those boys.

What are you having?

I'm going to have the canne aburrata with chicken for you.

I'll have a spaghetti aburrata.

It's going to be a good party tonight.

Oh, I'm going to be shaking my knees.

What's going on here?

No one's left a helmet before.

Alicia.

God's sake, if anyone would leave, it would be her.

I like that. That's nice.

Do you like guys who wear rings?

Yeah. Holy mother of Christ.

I wish I had, like, more manly hands.

Yeah. That would be a big insecurity to me. Really?

Yeah. Used to be my legs. I hate my hands. When we're married in 20 years'

you're not going to care.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Wow.

What have you got?

Spaghetti. Want to taste?

Try that.

Number one?

Try it.

You will not get another slice because they know how good it is.

I prefer my pizza.

Do you?

Me? Are you kidding me? Eddie and Alicia should just bloody well be together.

Like, is it worth me fighting at this point?

You okay?

Yeah. Hey, Jenna.

Can you sit with us?

Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you, darling.

So sweet.

What's going on? You're so sweet. You know that? You're so sweet.

You look so beautiful right now.

Thanks, darling.

I'm so confused.

No, it's fine. She's laughing.

Stop being a stand -up.

I'd rather just keep quiet.

You're the best of both worlds.

Has it ever been left?

Guys, come on.

Thank you, Jason. I'm sorry.

You having a good night? Yeah.

It did not go well, but I actually think it adds to it.

Right, I'm going home.

Bye. Bye, guys.

Who's ready for a late party, baby?

Come, look up.

Yum,

yum, yum.

I just replaced the word with meow.

That's how it comes from.

Thank you. Let's go.

Where the fudge are we?

After such a grave breakup, I have entered this season wanting all

romance. And you know that's going to be difficult for me, being a romantic at

heart. But Jenna and I do have chemistry for sure. It's actually quite

refreshing to feel valued by the opposite sex.

I'm just getting my mojo back, baby.

The more time I spend with Joao, for sure, he's more attractive.

For me.

I definitely build attraction through friendship.

I almost wish I could be more initially attracted.

It would probably make dating a lot easier than me dating all my friends and

losing them.

I enjoy working with Joao. We have a friendship there.

But yeah, I'm here to work.

I don't need that in my life.

It's not likely for me to be turned down, but we'll see where things go.

can resist this beautiful swan.

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

Not nearly the same as in South African Girls.

Whatever.

Yeah, but I just did that, and the benefit of you, thank you very much. No,

listen. Yeah, Eddie should... I'm not stupid.

At the same time, Eddie, like... I know you're drunk and whatever, and you don't

understand the point.

I actually think you were like Eddie. If you're like Eddie, though, just,

like... I'd admit the word and be like, you know what, let's try and make it

work. There you are. There's me admitting it right now. Your message to

roommate.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Taking the piss.

Oh, you're taking the piss? Yes.

Would you not say, I dropped Jenna like it's hot in order to get with you? I did

not say that.

You did?

No, I have not said that.

I know the f***ing words because I read the text messages. Yeah, no, no, no, no,

no. Show me the text.

Give it to me. I'd make you so embarrassed to read them back. I

throw up.

You knew, because we had a whole conversation about it. You put it in

to manipulate our whole story.

Because she actually likes you, and you like her.

And that's the fucking issue.

You're putting me in the middle.

I'm not anybody's middle man to make anybody jealous. You can have your shit

with Alicia.

I'm sure the same to you. There's nothing romantic going to go on between

you both have the first day we ever, ever, ever try.

That's it. I'm done with it.

Pissed me off.

Next on Below Deck Down Under. Charter for four -day charter. The group would

like the pride celebration.

The queen hath arrived.

Thank you.

We've gone medical.

You okay?

To the wall!

Let's speed that up, please, love. Honey, honey, honey.

Don't ever call me honey, my name is Elena.

You need to get this organized.

I am. This is your job. I didn't realize you were the head chef.

I'm going to look at the captain on his head.

See you again.