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How do you like that book?

It's really interesting.

Yeah? Yeah.

I couldn't make it past, like, two chapters. I thought it was too boring.

Because you're so stupid.

Talking about.

Definitely smarter than you.

You think so?

You really like it?

Yeah.

You're crazy.

I mean, I guess it's good, though. Whatever.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

No.

I'm serious.

What? I'm reading.

Why haven't you ever tried to, like, hook up with me before?

Because you're, like, my best friend.

Yeah, but... And you're, like, a lesbian.

Yeah. What are you talking about?

Why would I, like, why would I try to hook up with you when I, like...

You're not even, like, into guys.

Well, the other week, I was actually hooked up with a guy.

What? Yeah.

You're fucking with me.

I'm serious.

You're fucking what?

I'm serious.

What?

Who did you hook up with?

That guy, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey from school?

Yeah.

He's like a weirdo, kind of.

I know.

How did you hook up with him?

We were at this party the other night, and he just started making out with me.

And then he just stuck it in.

He just, like, stuck it in?

Yeah. Did you want him to?

I mean, yeah, kind of.

And, like, was it good?

It was all right. by United in like a couple of minutes.

I just want to try with someone who has more

experience.

That's crazy.

Wait, why are you telling... What?

What, like with me?

Stop looking around.

This is like you're pranking me or something.

No. You're pranking me.

Like for real?

For real.

Yeah, but aren't you afraid like... It might make things kind of like weird,

know? Like if we actually like hooked up.

It doesn't have to be.

It's probably going to be weird.

You're my best friend.

I mean... Yeah, I mean like... I mean like you're hot.

You look pretty hot.

I just never figured you'd want to do something like that with me or

a guy.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Like, you want to, like, right now, right?

Okay.

This is kind of crazy.

I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, I'm better than Jeffrey at sex stuff.

Probably. I can't say 100%. My boobs are pretty nice.

Why don't you take your shorts off?

Wait,

you didn't even like, you didn't even like give him like a blowjob.

Yeah,

you're actually like, you're actually like really hot.

For a nerd.

You want to like, you want to try giving me a blowjob?

Yeah. Oh,

my

God. This cock is so big.

It's okay, I think.

It's so bigger than every... Yeah.

I can't even put this in my mouth.

Yeah, you can't. It's like...

Is this a good time now?

They're already, like, pretty good.

You can, like, uh, you can lick my balls, too.

A lesbian, anyway.

I feel like lawyers, right?

Just guys.

You want me to try on your pussy?

You think it'll fit?

My doggy?

Yeah.

You could just be like my girlfriend.

There you are.

Was that cool?

Okay, I guess we're dating now.