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The United States military began major

The United States military began major

The United States military began major combat operations in Iran.

combat operations in Iran.

combat operations in Iran. >> He's a peace peacemonger, not a

>> He's a peace peacemonger, not a

>> He's a peace peacemonger, not a wararmonger.

wararmonger.

wararmonger. >> It's up to the Iraqi people or I'm

>> It's up to the Iraqi people or I'm

>> It's up to the Iraqi people or I'm sorry, the Iranian people to choose

sorry, the Iranian people to choose

sorry, the Iranian people to choose their next their next leader.

their next their next leader.

their next their next leader. >> There's a lot of confusion about

>> There's a lot of confusion about

>> There's a lot of confusion about President Trump's peacekeeping bombing

President Trump's peacekeeping bombing

President Trump's peacekeeping bombing campaign in the Middle East. Well, I've

campaign in the Middle East. Well, I've

campaign in the Middle East. Well, I've been watching Fox News for 316 hours

been watching Fox News for 316 hours

been watching Fox News for 316 hours straight, and I'm ready to foxplain

straight, and I'm ready to foxplain

straight, and I'm ready to foxplain America's very well-defined mission in

America's very well-defined mission in

America's very well-defined mission in Iraq. Iraq. Iraq.

Iraq. Iraq. Iraq.

Iraq. Iraq. Iraq. We may have casualties. That often

We may have casualties. That often

We may have casualties. That often happens in war.

happens in war.

happens in war. >> I don't know if this is technically a

>> I don't know if this is technically a

>> I don't know if this is technically a war.

war.

war. >> Strategic strikes are not war.

>> Strategic strikes are not war.

>> Strategic strikes are not war. >> Nobody should classify this as war. It

>> Nobody should classify this as war. It

>> Nobody should classify this as war. It is combat operations.

is combat operations.

is combat operations. >> This is not war. It's a dairyfree

>> This is not war. It's a dairyfree

>> This is not war. It's a dairyfree warlike alternative. We are at not war

warlike alternative. We are at not war

warlike alternative. We are at not war with not Iraq. How can I make this

with not Iraq. How can I make this

with not Iraq. How can I make this clearer? Frankly, it doesn't matter what

clearer? Frankly, it doesn't matter what

clearer? Frankly, it doesn't matter what you call it because the president has a

you call it because the president has a

you call it because the president has a very strict deadline for this war. It

very strict deadline for this war. It

very strict deadline for this war. It could end in 2 or 3 days to the

could end in 2 or 3 days to the

could end in 2 or 3 days to the president.

president.

president. >> It could last uh 2 or 3 weeks.

>> It could last uh 2 or 3 weeks.

>> It could last uh 2 or 3 weeks. >> This operation could last 4 weeks or

>> This operation could last 4 weeks or

>> This operation could last 4 weeks or less. You can say 4 weeks, but it could

less. You can say 4 weeks, but it could

less. You can say 4 weeks, but it could be six. It could be eight. It could be

be six. It could be eight. It could be

be six. It could be eight. It could be three.

three.

three. >> It could be 9. It could be 67. It could

>> It could be 9. It could be 67. It could

>> It could be 9. It could be 67. It could be 8675309.

be 8675309.

be 8675309. The point is, it's not going to be a

The point is, it's not going to be a

The point is, it's not going to be a forever war. No one is saying that.

forever war. No one is saying that.

forever war. No one is saying that. >> Trump's saying today, wars can be fought

>> Trump's saying today, wars can be fought

>> Trump's saying today, wars can be fought forever.

forever.

forever. >> Yes, wars can be fought forever. I mean,

>> Yes, wars can be fought forever. I mean,

>> Yes, wars can be fought forever. I mean, isn't it refreshing to hear a man make

isn't it refreshing to hear a man make

isn't it refreshing to hear a man make that kind of commitment in 2026? This is

that kind of commitment in 2026? This is

that kind of commitment in 2026? This is what we voted for. A president who will

what we voted for. A president who will

what we voted for. A president who will transparently tell you that we could be

transparently tell you that we could be

transparently tell you that we could be entering an inescapable quagmire.

entering an inescapable quagmire.

entering an inescapable quagmire. President Trump will fight until we win,

President Trump will fight until we win,

President Trump will fight until we win, no matter how long it takes. We've

no matter how long it takes. We've

no matter how long it takes. We've already won.

already won.

already won. >> We've already won. In many ways, we've

>> We've already won. In many ways, we've

>> We've already won. In many ways, we've already won.

already won.

already won. >> Like I said, we already won. Mission

>> Like I said, we already won. Mission

>> Like I said, we already won. Mission accomplished. This is progress, people.

accomplished. This is progress, people.

accomplished. This is progress, people. It took months for George Bush to

It took months for George Bush to

It took months for George Bush to prematurely declare victory. President

prematurely declare victory. President

prematurely declare victory. President Trump did it in days. Besides, it's not

Trump did it in days. Besides, it's not

Trump did it in days. Besides, it's not up to us. It's up to the Iraqnian

up to us. It's up to the Iraqnian

up to us. It's up to the Iraqnian people.

people.

people. >> There's no question that Iraq or Iran

>> There's no question that Iraq or Iran

>> There's no question that Iraq or Iran Iran clearly fits in that picture. Are

Iran clearly fits in that picture. Are

Iran clearly fits in that picture. Are >> we sure these are different countries?

>> we sure these are different countries?

>> we sure these are different countries? Like maybe Iraq is like Aloha and it

Like maybe Iraq is like Aloha and it

Like maybe Iraq is like Aloha and it could be Iraq or Iran. But whoever we're

could be Iraq or Iran. But whoever we're

could be Iraq or Iran. But whoever we're bombing, we're winning because when

bombing, we're winning because when

bombing, we're winning because when President Trump starts a war, he wins

President Trump starts a war, he wins

President Trump starts a war, he wins the war. Even when he didn't start the

the war. Even when he didn't start the

the war. Even when he didn't start the war,

war,

war, >> we didn't start this war. But under

>> we didn't start this war. But under

>> we didn't start this war. But under President Trump, we are finishing it.

President Trump, we are finishing it.

President Trump, we are finishing it. >> Iran has been at war with the United

>> Iran has been at war with the United

>> Iran has been at war with the United States for 47 years. Iranians have been

States for 47 years. Iranians have been

States for 47 years. Iranians have been at war with us since 1979. This didn't

at war with us since 1979. This didn't

at war with us since 1979. This didn't start on Saturday.

start on Saturday.

start on Saturday. >> Donald Trump promised no new wars. And

>> Donald Trump promised no new wars. And

>> Donald Trump promised no new wars. And this one doesn't count because, as we

this one doesn't count because, as we

this one doesn't count because, as we all know, it started in 1979. Look,

all know, it started in 1979. Look,

all know, it started in 1979. Look, Donald Peace President Trump wouldn't

Donald Peace President Trump wouldn't

Donald Peace President Trump wouldn't get us into not war for no reason. It

get us into not war for no reason. It

get us into not war for no reason. It was based on very hard conclusive

was based on very hard conclusive

was based on very hard conclusive evidence.

evidence.

evidence. >> It was my opinion that they were going

>> It was my opinion that they were going

>> It was my opinion that they were going to attack first. They were going to

to attack first. They were going to

to attack first. They were going to attack if we didn't do it.

attack if we didn't do it.

attack if we didn't do it. >> The president's feeling based on fact

>> The president's feeling based on fact

>> The president's feeling based on fact that Iran does pose an imminent and

that Iran does pose an imminent and

that Iran does pose an imminent and direct threat. It wasn't just a feeling.

direct threat. It wasn't just a feeling.

direct threat. It wasn't just a feeling. It was based on a fact. It was more than

It was based on a fact. It was more than

It was based on a fact. It was more than a feeling.

Here's the truth, Bomb. Sometimes you

Here's the truth, Bomb. Sometimes you

Here's the truth, Bomb. Sometimes you have to start a war to prevent a war

have to start a war to prevent a war

have to start a war to prevent a war that was already a war that's

that was already a war that's

that was already a war that's technically not even a war. Huh? Come

technically not even a war. Huh? Come

technically not even a war. Huh? Come on, people. So, everyone relax. This

on, people. So, everyone relax. This

on, people. So, everyone relax. This administration knows exactly what

administration knows exactly what

administration knows exactly what they're doing in Iraq. Not Iraq, of

they're doing in Iraq. Not Iraq, of

they're doing in Iraq. Not Iraq, of course. I mean Iraq. Iraq. Iran.

Not a war.

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