Original subtitles

Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.

Thank you for coming to see me.

Thank you.

Can't you say my pace?

No, I can't.

It's hard to say.

Do you usually get up in the morning?

Yes. Are you awake?

Yes, I'm awake.

Aren't you tired?

Well, I woke up an hour before the start.

That's great.

You can get ready in the first hour of the day.

It doesn't take much time.

It depends on the day.

What do you do during the day? Do you have any hobbies?

I like idols.

Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a man.

Do you mean you're chasing?

Oshikatsu -teki na? Ah, Oshikatsu.

Imei oi yo ne, Oshikatsu -kei ne.

Live -toka iku no?

Ikimasu.

Aiu idol -kei, Oshikatsu -kei, joshu -toka ga oshiteru idol -te, arete

na? Sore ga geino -jin te koto? Iya, shirouto ito... Hm?

Idol -ga te koto isuka?

Geino -jimusyo ni haittiru te koto, arewa?

Idol -ga? Watashi ga oshiteru idol -ga, geino -jimusyo ni haittiru.

Menchika? Chika idol?

Ippanjin ga katte ni yatteru dake na no ka?

Genou na no dochi na no?

Kaizoro koushiku na no.

Chigau no ya ne?

Idol ni mo iroiro aru.

Raibu ittari, gutta kattari toka.

Mitsui deroin ya.

Ichiban tooi toka ja doko made itte?

Eh, I wonder where?

Maybe Hokkaido?

It's easy to go to Hokkaido, isn't it?

That's your hobby, isn't it?

What time do you usually go to concerts?

Oh, that's right. I go to a lot of concerts. That's right.

You have to go on holidays around the world.

To be honest, have you ever been in a relationship with an idol?

No, I haven't.

Do you want to?

Well...

My idol is already married, so I don't know.

I don't think there are many idols who are actually fans.

I think it depends on the person.

By the way, have you been having sex recently?

No, I haven't.

Do you like edgy?

Yes.

What kind of edgy do you like? Is it itchy?

Is it itchy?

SかMで言うと? M?

このふわふわしたマイペース感でSって言われたらちょっとびっくりするけど。

Nå er vi igjen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hei.

Balletball.

You are cute.

Do you feel good? Are your boobs weak?

I don't know.

Which do you like better, boobs or boobs?

I like both.

Good. You got 100 points.

Kuski.

Are you embarrassed to be told that?

I will say it.

Do

you

like it? Do you hate

it?

You are being told.

Do you hate it?

Kreski.

All right, it's on to the light.

Bishobishon shiteite.

Imasai pera wa hazuki shiteite.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.