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APPLAUSE
Hello!
Hello, hello. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Whoa, what a welcome.
Thank you so much.
Hello and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Our current contestant is Jo Crouch.
She's from Oxford, she's got £16,000,
and her brain seems to be supple and full of things.
So, let's see how far she can go tonight,
as we welcome her back.
APPLAUSE
Hi, Jo. How are you? I'm good, thank you.
Good walk, have a seat.
Speedy walking, firm handshake.
You're looking relaxed.
So, we've established thus far... Well, we know you're Jo Crouch.
You're a civil servant from Oxford,
and in the audience is your partner Simon.
Hi. Hello, again.
So, shall we get cracking?
Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
OK.
As we said, you're on £16,000.
Would you like to set your safety net at 32,000?
Yes, please. Really?
Just getting up to 32,
I don't know whether I'm gonna need a lifeline or not,
and I might need two. Oh, OK.
You just... Yeah, I'm just... You never know. OK, fine.
Right. Well, can we set the second safety net,
before we've even begun, at £32,000?
There we go. That's locked in.
Now, let's see if we can get you there.
This is the question.
READS QUESTION
So, my problem is, literature is my worst subject,
and it's the kind of thing where you can't revise for,
you can't prepare for.
Either you know it or you don't, and I don't. Erm...
Right, let's start thinking. OK.
I feel like Sally Rooney, erm,
Normal People was her breakthrough book,
and it would've been...
...around that 2020 time.
And I don't recall her...
I know... I remember that she did another book soon after,
but it wasn't one of those listed.
Erm, I've never heard of Gillian Flynn.
Zadie Smith is White Teeth,
and I've never really followed her since then,
and Monica Ali I've heard of, but I don't know anything.
I'm just gonna phone a friend.
There's no point me trying to work through a question that I...
I know nothing on.
Right. You know a little bit, we've just heard,
but not enough, is what you're saying.
So, OK, who are we calling?
We're gonna call Ally, Ally Malcolm. OK, Ally.
Can we call Ally, please?
RINGING TONE Who's Ally?
Ally is Simon's colleague.
Oh. ALLY, ON PHONE: 'Hello.'
Hi, Ally? 'Yeah.'
Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
'Oh, my goodness. How lovely to...'
Yeah, you knew this call was coming,
and here it is. ALLY CHUCKLES
Right, can I just check
that you've got somebody from our office with you?
'I... I have.' Great.
Right, Jo, 30 seconds.
You ready? Your time starts now.
JO REPEATS QUESTION
'I'm not sure about this at all.
'If I was to have a guess,
'I would say it would be by...'
Eight seconds. '..Zadie Smith. Zadie Smith.
'But it's... it's really not at all certain,
'so only 20%.'
OK, thanks. KLAXON
OK. Interesting use of maths there.
So, she suggested one and said 20%, which is less than the...
LAUGHTER
Do you see what I mean? It's a 25% chance just as it is.
Well, my starting position is that I don't know.
Erm, Ally doesn't know.
I don't have a safety net beyond 1,000.
£15,000 is a lot of money.
To lose, yeah. To lose.
I'm gonna throw it at you, Jeremy.
I'm gonna ask you.
Of course, right. Here's what I think.
I read a lot,
anything where helicopter gunships arrive...
LAUGHTER ...and death is dealt
and the thunders roar from the sky.
LAUGHTER
This isn't really my area of expertise.
I have read a book by Zadie Smith.
Was it White Teeth? Yeah.
That one came out, oh, gosh, maybe 20 years ago.
Exactly.
Nope, I haven't...
Literally haven't got a clue at all, so that is my final answer.
Yeah, I mean...
And I really am sorry, because now you're...
as you predicted, you might use both lifelines up here.
I mean, a punt would literally be a punt,
because neither you, nor I, nor Ally have a clue.
SHE CHUCKLES Like...
Erm, it feels naive to just pick something
in the hope that you're going to get an extra 16k.
So I'm gonna say that I had a very lovely day,
and I'm gonna say thank you very much.
I will take £16,000,
and that is my final answer. OK.
Jo Crouch, you are leaving here, as you've just said,
with £16,000.
Well done. Well done. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Not just yet.
If you had, you know, just thought, "No, I'm gonna take a punt
"and try and get up to my safety net,"
what would you have gone for?
I think I would've gone for Zadie Smith,
but it's real kind of... pfft.
OK. Well, if you'd have said Zadie Smith,
you'd now be going home with £1,000.
The correct answer is Sally Rooney.
Wow. It's been great fun having you.
I hope you've enjoyed your stay here,
and, ladies and gentlemen, Jo Crouch!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
Sorry to have dragged you all the way back for that.
No, it's OK, it's great. Thank you. Great fun. Thank you. Well done.
OK, now we have six brand-new contestants.
Let's meet them. They are...
Joel McCatty from Gloucester,
Annie Fowler from Braunton,
Subhan Anwar from Walthamstow,
Rosemary Owen from Walsall,
William Ho from Leeds
and Bekki Mackenzie from Perth.
Right.
To see who gets to sit in the chair,
we're going to play Fastest Finger First.
Quiet in the audience, please. Here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
OK, your time's up, so let's see the correct order.
That's St Andrews up at the top,
then Queen's in Belfast,
then Aberystwyth and then Oxford.
And how many got it right?
All, bar one.
And who was the fastest?
It was William Ho in three and a half seconds.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Good work, William.
Good work.
Hi, Jeremy. Well done.
Thank you. Have a seat. Have a seat.
So, you're William Ho, mechanical engineer from Leeds. Yep.
Joined in the audience by your sister Lendy.
Hey, Lendy. Hi.
Keep your fingers crossed.
Shall we get cracking straight away?
Let's do this.
Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
Okey doke, start down at the bottom, £100 question.
Here it comes.
READS QUESTION
That'll be the Thames, final answer.
That's absolutely right, £100.
APPLAUSE
This is for £200.
READS QUESTION
I do like a slice of this. Er, bacon, final answer.
Absolutely right, £200.
APPLAUSE
This is for £300.
READS QUESTION
That'll be, er, laurels, final answer.
That's absolutely right, £300.
APPLAUSE
And here is your £500 question.
READS QUESTION
Is it a w... I'm trying to think if it's a Wendy house,
but why am I...
Yeah, it can't be any of the others.
I'll go with Wendy, final answer.
Yep, no need to deliberate on that. You're absolutely right.
Well done, £500.
Scared me a bit there. CHUCKLES
And this is your last chance to go home utterly empty-handed.
This is your £1,000 safety net question.
Here it comes.
READS QUESTION
I'm just trying to think of this. Red-eye is usually overnight, so...
A near-empty aeroplane. Surely, it's a red-eye.
Yeah, red-eye, final... Red-eye flight, final answer.
Wait. Oh, no. No, I'm really sorry.
Oh.
We have to take the final answer,
and that's wrong.
Oh!
What am I thinking? Ah!
I'm so sorry, William.
I should've thought that through. Oh.
Well, I had a good time anyway.
Well, not really.
LAUGHTER
It's like going out for dinner and only having a bit of watercress.
Oh, I am so sorry, William, I really am, but lovely having you.
Ladies and gentlemen, William Ho!
APPLAUSE
Ah. Sorry.
That's so annoying. Yeah.
Ah, all that way.
Time to take a break.
We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Five contestants left,
and once again, they're gonna play Fastest Finger First.
You all ready? Nice and quiet in the audience, please.
Here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
Right, time's up.
So, let's first of all see the correct order.
Coco Chanel, then Christian Dior,
then Vivienne Westwood,
and then Stella McCartney.
Right, let's see how many people got that right.
Only two. And who was the fastest?
It was Bekki Mackenzie in 4.53 seconds!
Well done, Bekki. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yeah. Well done, you.
Hello. Very, very best of luck.
Gee, thanks. Have a seat. Have a seat.
So, you're Bekki Mackenzie, a registrar from Perth,
joined in the audience by your sister, Claire.
Hi. Hello. Hi, Claire. How are you?
Good, thank you.
So, shall we get cracking?
Yes, please. Okey doke.
Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
Right, this is for £100.
READS QUESTION
It is C, tap, final answer.
You're right, £100.
APPLAUSE
So, this is your £200 question.
READS QUESTION
Can't leave home without it. It's B, mascara, final answer.
And the right answer.
APPLAUSE
Well done. This is for £300.
READS QUESTION
Er, that is C, paywall, final answer.
And that's correct as well. Thank you.
So, now it's the £500 question. Here it comes.
READS QUESTION
Ooh, two answers came into my head
when the question came up, and it was either cows or sheep.
I think it's cows.
I think my first thought was cows,
and then when I saw sheep, I got thrown.
So, I think I'm gonna go for A, cows, final answer.
You've seen what happens when people rush.
I know! I know!
Hasn't happened to you, though.
That is the correct answer. Well done.
Thank you. Cows.
SHE EXHALES
Sheep can't lay down,
because they've usually got their heads stuck in a fence.
Ah. LAUGHTER
Fun fact. Right. Now, then.
This is your last chance to go away with nothing.
This is your £1,000 safety net question.
Here it comes.
READS QUESTION
Well, one of those is my full name,
so I think I would know if that book was written by Stephen King,
but that was written by Daphne du Maurier.
Emma, it's definitely not.
It is C, Carrie, final answer.
And the right answer.
There you go, £1,000. Yay!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's great news.
Yay.
So, I was looking in your notes,
and it says that if you won a lot of money,
you'd want to go to Vietnam and Canada,
which is slightly awkward, different directions.
Yeah. I mean, if I won a lot, I could go to both, so that would...
That's true, keep going. Yeah.
Yeah. Vietnam and Canada.
And then it says, "Or a new driveway."
Yeah, I mean, I really went for all options just to keep me covered.
Yeah, there's the practical side of you, then,
and then there's the romantic side. Yeah.
Well, let's hope we can get you either of those things,
give you the choice at least.
Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?
No, thank you. Righty-ho, here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
I think it's D, per diem, final answer.
And the right answer. Well done.
APPLAUSE
Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?
No, thank you. Okey doke. Here comes your question.
READS QUESTION
Not my strong point, all the kind of biology-type things.
I'm going to ask the audience, please, on this one.
That's what they're there for.
So, audience, fingers on your keypads, please.
If you think it's abdomen, you press A, foot is B,
head is C and hand is D.
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Well, there we are.
That's unbelievably annoying for you.
It is, and it's the two... I've never seen that before.
Yeah. 42% for both head and abdomen.
Foot and hand also tying, on 8%. Mm-hm.
Thanks, audience. Erm... LAUGHTER
Yeah. They were the two I was stuck between, as well.
Well, you do have lifelines that can help you
when you know it isn't one of them.
Yeah.
I would like to use 50/50, please.
Okey doke. Computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
Preferably not foot and hand.
There we go.
That was predictable.
Yeah.
"A network of nerves." I think...
The first thing I thought was head.
But then abdomen came up, and I kind of was thinking...
No, you know what? No. I'll go for head, final answer.
What a night.
That's the wrong answer. Oh, no!
Oh, well. Oh, no.
I'm gonna wear out my sympathy face tonight.
LAUGHTER I've still got a grand, I'm happy.
Exactly, you are going home with £1,000!
Yes, exactly! APPLAUSE
Yeah, solar plexus, obviously, is in your abdomen. You get...
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'd love to say it was fun having you here,
but it wasn't long enough to be able to determine
what it was gonna be like.
Nevertheless, thank you very much for coming.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bekki Mackenzie.
Thank you so much. And you.
Thank you. Nice to meet you. You, too.
Thank you very much. Bye.
APPLAUSE
Well, there we are.
The cheapest show
in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire history.
And now we have four contestants left,
and once again, they're gonna play Fastest Finger First.
Nice and quiet, please, in the studio.
Here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order, first of all.
We've got the harbour porpoise first,
then the grey seal,
then the Pacific walrus
and then the killer whale.
Right, now, let's see how many people got that right.
Wow, only one.
It was Subhan Anwar in 3.67 seconds!
Nice work. APPLAUSE
Well done. Well done.
Have a seat. Have a seat.
So, you are Subhan Anwar from Walthamstow.
Yeah. And...
Are you studying for your A-levels?
Yeah, I'm doing my A-levels right now.
So you're still at school? Yeah.
You're literally a schoolboy.
Yeah, I've got school this Friday, actually, so...
How come you haven't got school today?
I asked for a day off.
LAUGHTER
That's a first.
Anyway, you're joined in the audience
by your mother, Sadath. Hello. Welcome.
OK, look, let's get going, otherwise you'll get a detention.
LAUGHTER I'm sure you know the rules.
So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
This is your £100 question.
READS QUESTION
Yeah. So, I'm getting them all the time.
So, it's spam, A, final answer.
And the right answer. Well done.
APPLAUSE
This is for £200.
READS QUESTION
So, that is C, nose, final answer.
Exactly right, £200.
APPLAUSE
And this is for £300.
READS QUESTION
So, I haven't heard "drop in the ocean"
or "fly in the ointment", but it's...
Yeah, it's definitely a "walk in the park",
B, final answer.
Absolutely right, you got there.
APPLAUSE
This is for £500.
READS QUESTION
It's, er, D, Derby, final answer.
Absolutely right. Well done. That is £500.
OK, this is it. This is your £1,000 question.
READS QUESTION
Blondie, I... I don't wanna sound... be wrong,
but isn't it from...
It's before my time. So, I was born in 2005.
Everything is before your time. LAUGHTER
Er...
I don't know. Er, I think...
I think I'm gonna ask the audience.
Okey doke, audience, on your keypads.
Erm, just having a look.
Yeah, plenty of grey hairs out there, you're safe as houses.
LAUGHTER
If you think it's Gwen Stefani, press A,
Debbie Harry is B,
Florence Welch is C and Chrissie Hynde is D.
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Right.
There's, erm, 17% of you I wanna speak to.
LAUGHTER Debbie Harry, 83%.
Yeah. So, I think I'm gonna say B, Debbie Harry, final answer.
Well done, audience. Well done, you.
APPLAUSE
Now, then, you've made it up to £1,000.
That's your safety net.
That's the least you're going away with.
You're doing better than most people tonight.
Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?
No. Okey doke, here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
Right, so, a basilisk,
I believe it's a sort of snake-like creature,
if I'm not wrong.
Erm, a griffin is, like...
It's got a lion's body, talons and wings,
so it's definitely not a griffin.
Erm, my twin, he's actually really into Greek mythology
and these sorts of things, and so...
Is he an identical twin? Yeah.
I could do that, he could come and sit there,
and I'd be none the wiser. LAUGHTER
Yeah, of course. Only problem, he's in London.
Tricky, we'd need a long commercial break to get him here.
Er, yeah, so he's...
It's centaur, B, final answer.
The right answer, £2,000.
APPLAUSE Good work.
Okey doke. So, safety net at 4,000?
No, thank you. Righty-ho, this is your question.
READS QUESTION
So, noble gases are gases that...
they don't react with other elements.
Erm, inactive may... It could be inactive.
But inert seems a lot more sensible.
I think I'm gonna go, A, inert, final answer.
Well done, right answer. Great, £4,000.
APPLAUSE
That's a huge win by today's standards.
OK, it's time now to take a break.
We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We're here with Subhan.
He's on, er... Where are you? ..£4,000,
one lifeline gone, but progressing well.
Would you like to set your safety net at 8,000?
Er, no, thank you. Okey doke, here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
Frangipane sounds somewhat similar...
familiar.
But I can't say 100% it's frangipane.
Erm, I don't...
I'm between frangipane and creme anglaise, but I...
I couldn't tell you.
I think I'm gonna use my 50/50.
Okey doke. Computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
Hm.
If it's a mixture on the top of it,
creme anglaise is sort of, like, cream-ish,
maybe you put it on top of the tart.
I don't know. You probably don't know.
My poker face. LAUGHTER
I think I'm gonna... You know what? Yeah, it's £3,000, er...
I've gotten this far,
I'm gonna go with D, creme anglaise, final answer.
You know how things
have not been going well for the contestants tonight?
Yeah.
That's carrying on. Oh.
That's the wrong answer.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Subhan.
SUBHAN SIGHS
Frangipane is the answer.
Oh, I am so sorry, but you're going home with £1,000.
It's a lot for a 19-year-old. That's a good thing for a schoolboy.
Ladies and gentlemen, Subhan Anwar! APPLAUSE
Sorry, mate. No, that's...
Thanks a lot. It really is the cheapest show.
Yep, there we go.
I think we should rename it
Who Doesn't Want To Be A Millionaire?
OK, three contestants left,
and they're gonna play Fastest Finger First,
as I'm sure you know.
OK, are you ready? Because here comes the question.
READS QUESTION
Okey doke, time's up, so let's see the correct order first of all.
Got Abbey Road first of all, the Beatles,
then Pink Floyd, Dark Side Of The Moon,
then Purple Rain
by Prince and the Revolution,
and then Definitely Maybe
by Oasis.
OK, let's see how many people got that right.
Two out of three. Who was the fastest?
It was Rosemary Owen in 6.44 seconds! Well done.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, Rosemary. Thank you.
Very best of luck. Pleased to meet you.
There's your seat. There's your seat.
So, you are, Rosemary Owen, a solicitor from...
I am. ...Walsall, joined in the audience
by your husband, Robert.
Welcome, Robert. Hi, Jeremy.
OK, are you ready? Yeah.
OK, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
APPLAUSE
This is your £100 question.
READS QUESTION
That's tongue, final answer.
And that's right, well done. Congratulations.
That's £100. APPLAUSE
This is for £200.
READS QUESTION
That'll be Bruce Lee, final answer.
Hm, well done. £200.
APPLAUSE
And so, this is for £300.
READS QUESTION
That'll be Savoy, final answer.
And the right answer, £300.
APPLAUSE
And now it's your £500 question.
READS QUESTION
Well, I think that one is acoustics, final answer.
Well done, £500.
APPLAUSE
And now we've reached £1,000.
This is your first safety net. Ooh.
This is the question.
READS QUESTION
Rose, final answer.
And the right answer. Well done, £1,000.
APPLAUSE
Excellent.
Now let's see if we can get you higher up than any one else tonight.
Mm. Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?
I don't think so, thank you. Okey doke. This is your question.
READS QUESTION
Well, I think the letters MOBO
stand for Music of Black Origin,
so I will say...
music, final answer.
And the right answer.
You're absolutely right, Music of Black Origin.
APPLAUSE
Right. Now, what worries me slightly...
Because I do hope you do well, cos... Yes.
...we really could do with someone doing well this evening.
You studied at Lancaster University. I did.
Which is the alma mater of James May.
He was there, apparently, at the same time as me.
I know, but it makes me think it's a university
for people who aren't terribly bright.
LAUGHTER, JEERING
Not you, James May, you clowns!
No, erm...
Yes, I'm just hoping you do better than he would. Well...
You were there at the same time, were you?
I think so, yeah,
but he was completely the other end of the campus because I was in...
Evolutionary scales. LAUGHTER
I was in Cartmel, and I think he was in either Pendle or Grizedale so...
Well, let's hope you do do well. HIGH-PITCHED: Please!
Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?
No, thank you.
Right, this is your question.
READS QUESTION
Er, I'm just trying to think about the years.
Erm, I'm...
I have an idea who it is, but I'm not good on football,
so I think I would like to ask the audience, please.
OK, audience, fingers on your keypads.
If you think it was Karen Carney, press A,
Sarina Wiegman is B,
Emma Hayes is C, and Alex Scott is D.
And if you'd all vote now, please.
Well, there we are. Sarina Wiegman's got nearly 90%.
Alex has got none,
and the other two, trivial numbers, so...
So, if I can go for Sarina Wiegman, final answer, please.
Well done, you. Well done, audience, That's the correct answer.
Good. Thank you, everybody.
APPLAUSE
OK, it's time now to take a break.
Join us in a few moments for the final part
of tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
See you then. APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
We're here with Rosemary. She's on...
Where are you? ...£4,000,
three of your lifelines still intact.
Would you like to set your safety net at £8,000?
No, thank you.
OK. I'll keep going.
Here's the question.
READS QUESTION
See, I think you might know this, cos I certainly don't.
So, I'd like to ask you, please.
OK, here's what I think.
It's really annoying, cos when the question came,
I thought, "Well, that's Telstar." Hm.
But then I thought, "Hang on a minute -
"it was obviously Russian, the first one."
The Russians wouldn't call something Telstar, would they?
No, no, Sputnik would definitely be the Russian one.
What I would do if I were you,
is I'm gonna tell you it's not Explorer 1,
and it's not Vanguard 1. Right.
You can then use 50/50,
and hopefully one of those remain, cos then you know what it is.
Yes. Does that make sense?
It does. Perfect.
Well, that is my final answer.
Thank you for that.
So, I'll go 50/50... All right, com...
...and hope the computer doesn't do what it has been doing.
It can't always do it. It can't.
Computer, can you take away two wrong answers?
There we go. OK.
So, I'll go with it, Sputnik 1, final answer.
OK, could you reveal the correct answer, please?
The right answer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes!
Right. Good. Safety net at 16,000?
Well, I've only got one lifeline left now,
and I was hoping to go a bit further.
But, you know, I think we will set it at 16,
because if I get there,
it'll give me a free shot at 32, won't it?
It will.
OK, could we set the second safety net, please, at £16,000?
That's now locked in, and now we've gotta get you there.
Yeah. And this is the question.
READS QUESTION
I know this.
JEREMY READS ANSWERS
Right. Well, I know you'd like me to talk you through this one.
This is one of your specialist subjects, isn't it?
Well, I don't know about that, but certainly I'm of a generation
that I think did this particular musical at junior school,
along with everybody else.
But my answer is
Any Dream Will Do, final answer, because that's from Joseph.
The right answer!
You knew as soon as the question came up.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Somebody's got to their second safety net!
Oh! And now, please, can you go a lot further?
Well, I'll try. Good for you.
What would you do if you did go a lot further?
What would you buy? What would you do? Where would you go?
My first priority,
at 62 years of age, is to get shot of my mortgage,
to be perfectly frank, because if I can do that,
that enables me to have some sort of freedom.
True enough.
OK. So, your next question -
and you've got a free shot at this... Mm-hm.
...nothing to lose - is £32,000.
Here it comes.
READS QUESTION
I don't know.
But I hope that I know a man who does.
So, I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to phone Adrian.
Adrian, OK. Can we call Adrian, please?
RINGING TONE
Who's Adrian?
He's a very old friend of mine from law college days.
Right, OK.
Well, let's hope he knows his European currencies.
ADRIAN, ON PHONE: 'Hello.'
Oh, Adrian, hi. 'Hi.'
Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
'Right.' Right, good, are you well?
'I am well, thank you.' Good, good.
So, Rosemary needs a hand.
Rosemary, I'm sure you know how this works. Yes.
Your time starts now.
SHE READS QUESTION
Is it Croatia, Sweden, Poland or Denmark?
WHISPERS: 'Croatia, Sweden, Denmark.
'Denmark and Poland would've had it for a longer time than that,
'so it's Croatia and?'
Sweden. 'Sweden.
'Er...' KLAXON
Never mind. Right, what do you wanna do?
Free shot, obviously, so...
I'm just trying to think back,
because I have been on holiday to Croatia.
I'll say Croatia, final answer.
The wonkiest workings out I've ever heard,
but the right answer!
Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yes.
Yeah, I was very nervous, because Adrian was talking about it,
and Denmark, I've just come back, actually.
They still have the krone over there.
They don't have euro. Oh, right.
Poland, similarly, uses...
Well, they don't use the krone, uses zloty.
Sweden also uses the krone.
So, that's the only one that does use the euro.
Oh. Well, excellent.
So, er... A bit of luck.
But it doesn't matter how you got there, you got there!
Yeah. This is a whopping great win, so well done, you.
And now let's make it bigger still, shall we?
Yeah. Well, I hope so. Yeah, so do I.
Let's have a look, shall we, at the £64,000 question?
READS QUESTION
It's certainly not mouse.
Erm...
I'm going to play this,
and I'll probably regret it if I get it wrong,
but, hey, sometimes you have to take...
I have to remind you, lest you've forgotten -
if you get it wrong, it's £16,000. £16,000, yeah.
But you do get 16... You do take away 16.
I'm going to say vole, final answer.
You are making up for all the other contestants,
That's the right answer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Excellent news.
Well done, Rosemary. Thank you for saving the day.
SHE LAUGHS
That is tremendous.
Yeah, well done. Erm, now...
KLAXON Ah!
Now it's time to go to your Travelodge...
LAUGHTER
...where you can rest until it's time to come back again,
because that was the klaxon.
That signifies it is the end of the show.
Rosemary will, of course, be back next time
to see if she can get... well, to a million, let's be honest.
And we'll be joined by six brand-new contestants,
all hoping to be become millionaires.
Till then, good night.
APPLAUSE
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