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Hey, everyone.

I'm Andy Cohen,

and this is "The Traitors"
season 4 reunion.

Ah, so itchy.

Ah, look at Andy!
Ah!

- Look at Andy.
- Look at these arms.

- He looks good.
- He's kinda jacked.

We have all
our players settling in

the drawing room,
where they'll be watching

the reunion live.

And this season delivered
non-stop drama,

intrigue, and backstabbing
at every turn.

This was undeniably one of
the most thrilling seasons

in "Traitors" history.

And while there was plenty
of drama in the Turret,

our group of Faithfuls,

now 20% gayer than last season,

proved more successful
at finding Traitors

than Rob R. was
at finding sleeves.

Let's check in on our players
while I change into something

a little less comfortable.

Oh, my God, just think
about the first day.

And now, look at us.

- I know.
- We made it.

We all hate each other.

Please welcome
our winner, Rob.

- Yay.
- Hey, man.

Hey.

I liked your overalls, man.

You wore them well.
- Yeah. Thank you.

No worries.

Along with his fellow
Traitors, Lisa, Candiace, Eric,

and Donna.

Hi, Andy.

Understated as ever.

- What did you expect?
- Unbelievable.

Hello.

Hey, girl.

So nice to meet you.

Ah.

- Hey, everyone.
- Hey.

Hi, Andy.

If you're a Traitor and you
know it, clap your hands.

Whoo!

It's my second song,
my second hit.

Congratulations
to our season 4 winner, Rob.

You played a flawless game
with a wild ending.

I'm blown away
by your gameplay.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

How does it feel to have
outsmarted everybody?

Oh, well,
I don't know about that.

I think I just got lucky.
You know?

You got lucky?

Oh, I think it's more
than luck.

A humble Traitor.

- More than luck.
- A humble Traitor.

What's your reaction
to his win?

You've seen the finale.
- Yeah.

I would say it's a combination
of smarts and luck.

I think this group of Faithfuls
need to go to Faithful school--

And perhaps that impacted
some of the success.

Donna, what was
your reaction to his win?

I thought it
was just amazing.

And I just think
he did a great job.

Thanks, Donna.

Eric, how long did
it take you to get over

what happened in the final?

- Eric.
- It took a few days.

Yeah, it did.

And I will never trust
anybody ever again.

There you go.

- You know?
- So sad.

What will you do
with the money?

I'll probably save it
for the future,

and then I have to buy
Maura a Birkin.

- I was gonna say, you--
- So--

Yeah.

I got to put some
money aside for that.

There was a promise
to buy Maura a Birkin bag.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- Allegedly.
- And, Rinna?

Yes?

How much does
a Hermes Birkin go for?

- 10 grand.
- OK.

- Like, that's--
- That's bare minimum.

- Bare minimum.
- That's bare minimum.

That's the minimum, yes.

What do you think looking
back on the game,

was your most tactical move
that got you to the end?

All right.

My moment with Candiace,
with Colton.

Letting Colton get murdered
was massive

in making me
look like a Faithful.

It was the best move
of the game.

Yeah

Because we were so close,

why would I have killed Colton?

I think that there's
a question

as to whether or not he was
helping you a little bit.

But when it served you
to get rid of him,

it was like,
OK, he's dispensable.

So let's throw him away

because it's gonna put me
in the spotlight.

Is that a question?

It's a declarative statement
that requires an answer.

Correct.

I think everything you said
is true.

I mean, in the sense
of the game, yeah,

I mean,
everyone is dispensable.

I mean, it's a game.
- Clearly.

- I'm playing--yes.
- Clearly.

And it doesn't matter
how fond of you I am.

- I know.
- I'm gonna do what--

- I know, sweetie.
- I'm gonna do. Yes. OK.

Lisa, JT
from Maplewood, New Jersey,

said, "When you came in,
you said you wanted to be

"the most iconic Traitor ever.

What was your most
iconic move this season?"

Oh.

Well, I mean, the banquet.

- Yes.
- Yes.

The banquet moment.

I don't think anyone
can touch that.

I don't.
I think that was pretty iconic.

But I think the meme
that is living in the world

more than anything is me in
the cage with the sunglasses.

- Yeah.
- I see that every day.

Let's move on
to a franchise first,

the secret Traitor.

- Whoo!
- It was fun.

Donna, what a delicious
reveal that was.

It was fun.

I got to go in the Turret.

I got to go in the dungeon.

I got to walk around
the Highlands in a red cloak.

It was a blast.

So literally, the box opened.

That's when you found out.

And your reaction was?

And I'm like, don't smile,
don't say anything,

don't do anything.

Just stare and say,
"Yes, I'm ready."

- Wow.
- You know, one of those.

Your reaction was great.

- Yeah, it was good.
- I was trying really hard.

It was poker face.

Actress Lisa Rinna,
how did she do?

- Yes. Excellent.
- Yes.

Donna, I read that your son,
Jason, got you into "Traitors."

What did he and Travis
think of your performance?

They thought that I gave it
my best shot, but they're like,

you know, you were probably
more treacherous

than we thought you could be.

Did Taylor watch?

Yes, she's a watcher.

So is her family.
Yeah.

They love "Traitors."
- That's great.

- Yeah.
- Well, Magic Ears--

Shana from Atlanta said,
"You were wrong

"about the laugh you heard,

"and you were wrong about
the Traitor's handwriting

"on the letter.

"Have you gotten your ears
and eyes checked

since leaving the castle?"
- Y'all, I'm

healthy as hell.

- OK.
- I have my defenses.

First of all,
I'm the only person that

played as a Faithful here.

And when you are a Faithful--
- It's true.

You are able
to justify anything.

Because when you have a hunch,
you start to look at clues.

Like, if you breathe funny,
you drop the fork,

suddenly, you're a Traitor.

Like, anything is a clue.

Spicy Parsnip,
on Instagram, said--

Spicy Parsnip?

"Eric, having seen what
Rob did to Lisa and Candiace,

"what made you think
you could trust Rob

not to double cross you,
too, once he recruited you?"

I felt so stupid at the end.

I was like, wow.
- Yes.

After seeing what happened
with them,

you didn't even think--
- Duh, Eric.

I don't have that context.

- Well, you did, though--
- You saw it happen.

Because you knew they were
Traitors, right?

I knew they were Traitors,
but I was like,

oh, he's--well, because he
goes, "It was crazy up there."

And I was like, damn, they
must be so mean to this guy.

What?

I had to say
something to him.

We were fabulous to you.

- I know.
- Rob.

- Oh!
- I'm playing the game.

That's another pitch.

So, Rob, when you took the
hood off in the first Turret

and you saw,
OK, I'm with two Housewives,

what was your reaction?

Honestly, I was nervous.

I was like--
when things started

getting a little shifty,
I just assumed

you guys would
totally team up on me,

especially after
I voted for you.

I was like,
I got to get her out now,

because it was only
a matter of time.

That's projection,
'cause you turned on us.

You guys definitely
would have done something.

- Well, you know--
- I don't know.

I liked our family.

- I loved us.
- We loved us together.

And I thought
we were gonna make it.

- The ship was sinking, guys.
- It was not.

- I was not--
- It wasn't sinking.

OK,
but that's so interesting.

Why did you think
the ship was sinking?

Because Colton was onto Lisa?
- Because he wanted it to sink.

It wasn't just Colton, though.

Like, multiple people had
said your name at that point,

and I was like,
Lisa's gonna go.

It may not be tonight.

It may not be tomorrow night.

And when I said that line,
I was talking to you, Candiace.

This game doesn't end tomorrow,

and it doesn't end
the next day,

and it doesn't end
the day after that.

It's longevity.

And if I had turned on
two people

that I had publicly said
I trusted,

would have been suspicious.

You were gonna go,
and I needed to be

on the right side of history,
so that way down the line,

when they look
back at the votes--

because that's what
they all look at,

is the votes--
they're gonna be like,

well, it can't be Rob
because he voted for Lisa.

Well, so I just
find it interesting

that, from my perspective,

it looked as if

you were feeding information

to Colton.

That's crazy.

And I-I--

I have a piece of information
that I was given--

- Oh.
- Oh.

OK.

By Colton that I would love
for us to address

when he gets out here.

Ooh!

Now we got a reunion.

But he did share something
with me

that really fired up my grits,
if you will.

Well, Rob, Lisa,
and Candiace,

you made "Traitors" history,
as the longest running

OG Traitors trio

until Rob turned on the group.

Candiace, you had some
especially strong words for Rob

on "The Traitors
Official Podcast."

Let's take a look.

- Oh, oh.
- Great.

Like, in the beginning, we
saw all three of the Traitors

up in the Turret,
and you guys made

a happy little pact, like,
we're not gonna do anything.

We're gonna all stick together.

What happened?

For me, I'm a loyal person.

I'm a loyal bitch, OK?

So when I put my hand in,
in that Turret and said,

we're not gonna turn
on each other, I meant that.

You want to play
reindeer games?

I'm fucking Rudolph, bitch.

We can play games.

I'm not mad about it,
but I am gonna get his ass.

Yeah, I got it.

And you still
have the reunion.

And I-I look forward--

listen, my gown is ready.

My eyebrows will be snatched.

I'll be ready for the reunion.

OK, we have the gown.

We have the eyebrows.

The floor is yours.

Oh, Rob, Rob, Rob,
my dear, sweet Rob,

you literally wanted to go
to the end by yourself.

And I would respect you more
if you just said that.

I mean, 100%,
but it wasn't my plan.

It was your plan!

It was 1,000% your plan.

- It wasn't my plan.
- From the beginning.

- No.
- When you decided--

when you came to breakfast
that first morning,

after you voted for Lisa,
you looked at us

and you apologized,
and you said--

- Playing the game, yeah.
- "I'm so sorry.

"I didn't know what to do.

And everybody was
voting for Lisa."

And I said, you guys
could just help me more.

Yes.
And you said, OK, OK.

- OK, I will.
- Yes.

And then, that same night,
we get to the roundtable,

you not only vote for Lisa,

you lead the charge on Lisa

with a twinkle in your eye.
- That's what hurt.

That's what hurt.
- I know.

And I wanted to throw
my shoe because you lied to us.

100%, I did.

And at that moment, for me,

it was going down, James Brown.

- Yes, and it did.
- And I had to do

what I had to do
to preserve myself.

The thing is, you didn't
preserve yourself, though.

You ended yourself.
- No, no, no.

I knew that you
were a snake, Rob.

- Right, right, right.
- And I knew that--

- That had nothing to do with--
- Whatever plan--

Playing the game, though.

You had come in with
from the beginning,

you had already
planted your seeds

and you were executing
what you were executing.

I knew that if I
was going to go out,

my job was to save myself

and plant seeds of doubt on
you,

so that if and when
I did go out,

people would start
to look at you.

Candiace, I never
brought your name up,

and I wouldn't have
brought it up

if you went on the bandwagon
with Lisa.

I think we would have went
to the end if you didn't.

That is poppycock,

because you never gave me
the opportunity.

Because if you wanted to do
that--you're a smart man--

you would have done it.

From the moment you were tapped
on the shoulder,

you said, "This is my game.

I'm gonna win it."
And you did.

So just put your big girl
panties on, Rob, and own that.

There is undeniable chemistry
between the two of you.

Was there ever a moment
in the castle

where you two were
crushing on each other?

You said, "This is my game.

I'm gonna win it."

And you did, so just
put your big girl panties on,

Rob, and own that.

And you chose not to.
- 100%.

Like I said,
that was too big of a risk.

I could not do that.
- It wasn't.

It wasn't a risk.
- 100%.

100% it is a risk.
- Why was it a risk?

It could have backfired.

I was way better laying low
and kind of just

keeping you guys on the best--

It would have backfired
if you--

Terms I could
have until it was--

- But you trusted me, no?
- Too late for you.

No, I did not
trust you at all.

Oh!

There you go.

- I mean, rightfully so.
- No!

What do you mean?

- You wrote my name down.
- Hands in!

I put your name down--
- We trusted you--

- Because you--
- Because we--

- Betrayed a fellow Traitor.
- Were a group.

Well, I think it's time
to bring out the player

who made it
to the very last moment.

Oh, here she comes.

He threw her
over his shoulder,

then straight under the bus.

- Oh, jeez.
- Please welcome Maura.

Oh, goodness.

Yes, queen.

- Dumb, dumb, dumb.
- Queen or dumb?

- No!
- Never dumb.

Nice to see you.

- Have a seat.
- Thank you.

Please.

Stunning, stunning.

Maura, I want
to congratulate you

on making it to the very end.

Thanks to Rob.

How are you feeling about
that pinky promise now?

It's sad that he broke it,
obviously, but--

Well, technically, I kept it.

I pinky promised you
that I'd vote Eric out.

- That is true, but--
- Rob.

- Wow.
- Semantics is crazy.

- Well--
- That's how he got her.

There's a "but."
You still did me over.

It's not my business.
It's not my business.

I have to say,
it was heartbreaking

to watch you realize
that you had been betrayed.

I actually found it
hard to watch as well.

- Yeah.
- You could see, in my face,

like, I was genuinely shocked.

And the reason I couldn't speak
is I was actually waiting

for Rob to say, "Just kidding."

And he just wasn't saying it,
and I just--

I was just waiting and waiting.

I was speechless.

I've never been that speechless
in all of my life.

You've seen the moment
where he betrayed Maura.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

What was your reaction
when you saw that?

Like, my jaw hit the floor,

and I felt for you so much.

But also, I was like, Maura,
this is kind of what you get.

Yeah, and I agree.

Like, I'm not gonna fight that.

Watching it, I was
embarrassed for myself.

Perhaps it's a lesson
in discernment.

Shay from Sacramento
said, "Maura,

"you trusted Rob
from the very beginning,

"but you'd only met him
one other time.

How did he earn
your trust so quickly?"

To be honest,
I think it's probably

because we're both from
the "Love Island" world.

And you know the way
the Housewives stick together?

- Yeah.
- That's what I saw with Rob.

But, Maura,
it wasn't just you.

It was the whole
freaking house.

That's so true, Donna.
Thank you.

That is so true.

- Minus me.
- Everyone trusted Rob.

- Minus Candiace.
- Well--

- Oh, boy.
- OK.

So let's talk about
the elephant in the room.

There is undeniable chemistry
between the two of you.

Am I right?

- People say.
- Yes.

I've heard that.

Was there ever a moment
in the castle

where you two were
crushing on each other?

A lot of people in the--
like, the whole cast

was saying it to us,
weren't they?

OK, well,
what were you saying?

We were genuinely
just friends.

- OK.
- Like, weren't we?

Like, that is the truth.

Everyone's silent,
but wasn't it, Rob?

- Two most beautiful people.
- Yeah.

We never did anything.

We never, like,
had a flirt.

Oh, wait, wait.
What's that face?

I mean, I feel like we
probably flirted a little bit.

But, like,
we're just having fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it was never like that.
Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Could it be?

She'll probably never
trust me again, you know?

It's probably over with.

You get my Birkin,
you're forgiven.

We go from there.
- OK.

Fuck the purse.
He won't even buy a shirt.

By the way,
are you single right now?

- I am.
- Oh.

And, Rob,
are you single right now?

- No.
- No?

- Yeah.
- Oh!

Are you lying?

Are you serious?
- No, he's not.

He's not single.
- You have a girlfriend?

- How long?
- Almost two months.

- Almost two months?
- So just new.

Wow.
At the moment

you become
America's heartthrob,

you lock it down.
- Great timing, Rob.

- Just my luck.
- Wow!

We had two other players
who made it to the finale.

Joining us right now,
from the Olympics in Milan,

it's our two skaters
who figured things out

just a little too late.

Please welcome Tara and Johnny.

- Hi, guys.
- Hii.

Oh, wow.

Hey!

First of all, Johnny,
what were you doing

in that forest,
where you were supposed

to be looking for skulls?

Actually, I could still
be out in that marsh,

if they all didn't find a way
to collect me.

I have to say that
as a viewer and a fan,

it was so fun watching
the two of you kind of

wander through the game,
but then, right at the end,

when it really counted,

you figure out that

Rob and Eric are the Traitors.

How did it feel
when you realized

that you had gotten it right?

It felt so good.

I mean, I feel like
we grew up--as athletes,

you train for years
and years and years,

and then there's four minutes,

and that's when
you're supposed to shine.

So I feel like
that's what we did.

We were plotting, we were
planning, we were training.

And then we had hoped that,
at the end,

we would be able
to take it home.

How frustrating was it,
knowing that victory

was right within your reach,

and Maura did not join you

when you said that Rob and Eric
were Traitors?

Maura, we were like buds.

Like, I looked at you so--

I was like, look in my eyes.

Like, I thought you
100% believed me.

I went back to Johnny,
and I was like, it worked.

Like, we're done.

We've won the game.

We're going to the end,

and the three of us
are winning.

When I was watching it back,
that killed me.

Why?

What were you thinking
when you saw it?

I'm so dumb.

Oh, you're not.

- I'm so dumb.
- No.

Yeah.

And Rob called me gullible,
and he's so right.

No.

Donna, you kept talking about
how you were fangirling

over everybody in the house.
- Oh, yeah,

and I still am today.

I've watched "Housewives,"

I've watched "Survivor."
I've watched "Big Brother."

I do them all.

Well, I think
it's time to bring out

some of our most
valiant Traitor hunters

to join the conversation.

They came to play,
and they had a good run,

and she finally lasted
past night one.

Welcome, Mark, Kristen,
Natalie,

Yam Yam, Colton.

- Look at these Faithfuls.
- Yeah!

And making
her grand return, Dorinda.

Oh, everybody. Gorgeous.

Hello, hello.

Dorinda, you look great.

Doesn't she look great?

OK, we have a lot
to talk about.

So, Dorinda, you made it
to your first castle breakfast.

Yes.

How surprised were you
by the standing ovation

from your fellow players?

Very sentimental,
very pleased.

I mean, I could have
gone home after that.

Yam Yam,
if you could go back,

what would you have changed
about your gameplay?

I cannot control myself.

There's nothing about me
that is like, self-control.

I wish that I would
have listened, maybe,

to Dorinda a little bit,
when she said, like,

do not engage with
Michael so much.

That didn't get him fucked up.
Why is my--

I have nothing to do
with him getting bumped.

But you fell for it
every time.

- Every single time.
- Every single time.

Even if he was talking
about the weather,

I was like, it's me!

He's saying that about,
it's my fault it's raining.

And I remember,
in the breakfast,

you held my hand
under the table,

and you told me, "You guys are
worse than the Housewives."

Yes.

And I was so happy
to hear that.

I was like, yes!

But it wasn't a good strategy,
so I would try to control

myself, but it's not possible.

So, Colton,
you played a very bold game.

Any regrets?

No, I'm proud of the way
that I played the game.

Was it the best strategy for
me, for self-preservation,

and, like,
to make it to the end?

No, because
at a certain point, like,

I knew I had to either be
recruited as a Traitor,

or I was gonna be murdered
or banished.

So it's just the way
that I played.

I had sort of--like,
it was a ticking time bomb.

Colton,
you saw Rob let Candiace

make the choice to murder you.

Do you feel betrayed by him,
your castle bestie?

Well, yeah, of course,
a little bit.

But I also--
it was an incredible move,

and I thought it was
a game-winning move

in my opinion.

Candiace has
a question for you.

You told me something
that gave me pause.

- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- Here it comes.

I told y'all. Housewife way.

You said to me that

Rob told you
that I was a Traitor.

You said to me
that Rob told you

that I was a Traitor.

Are you saying that I told
Colton that I was a Traitor?

I saw a clip of you
saying that before,

because you know there are
very strict rules in this game.

I know.

- Everything's on camera.
- I know.

And I was in
an excellent spot.

- Yeah, you were.
- Why would I risk it

and tell Colton I'm a Traitor?
- Yeah.

Well,
it's no secret that Rob and I

were working together.

I 100% thought I was working
with another Faithful,

so I'll just put that out.

Rob and I bounced names
off of each other.

- Mm-hmm.
- I trusted him a lot.

And Lisa was still in the game.

I said, hey, we're getting
Lisa out tonight, 100%.

He said yes.

I said, all right,
next up is Candiace.

I don't feel
like I said that.

I feel like if you said it,
I would have went for that,

but I don't think
I would have said that.

I think we had already
talked about it.

We had already--

Because you were saying
how she was backing up Lisa

at every corner, every turn.

At no point did I ever think
I was truly working

with a Traitor with him.

So I think, like,
that's also where I've seen,

in your guys' press,
alluding to the fact

that, like, somehow we were--

It kind of felt like that.

Cheating or, like--

I played the game really hard.

I played it
with a lot of integrity.

Like, I love competing.

I would never cheat
in this game.

It just so happened,
what Colton was doing

was good for my game,

and I just kind of
supported him.

Did you feel, at the time,
that he was using you?

No, because Rob
didn't speak much,

and to be honest with you--
- No, I know.

We also--we didn't exchange
a ton of words.

- I know.
- It was more in non-verbals.

Colton, you told Lisa

you would protect her
at the roundtable

if she promised to protect you
in the Turret,

which was bold.

I mean, a Traitor
and a Faithful

can't win the game together,
so what was your plan there?

I think, I mean,
it's no secret.

Like, I wanted
to get recruited.

I had already had my name be
brought up multiple times,

so I could easily see
why people

would probably
want to banish me

towards the end of the season.

So trying to get recruited
was my best bet,

and she was somebody who I sort
of had the biggest reaction of,

like, OK, she is for sure
a Traitor, so want to, like,

see what I can do here.

So, Lisa,
why didn't you bring that up

at the roundtable?
- It's a darn good question.

I knew if I brought that up,
I'd fuck it up somehow.

I mean, look at the story
I told in the breakfast room.

Imagine me trying to tell
the table, at the roundtable,

that Colton has come to me
and said,

"If you protect me
in the Turret,

I'll protect you
at the roundtable."

It was too tricky.
- Yeah.

I have a question for you.

What did you mean when you said

you wanted to take me hostage

as a Traitor?

I think the whole premise of
it is when you--

when you find out
that you find a Traitor,

you're supposed to murder them
and get them out,

and instead of banishing you

and getting you out
of the game,

I would have rather keep--
like kept you in it

to then see if you would flip
on another Traitor,

to then position myself in--

whether it was gonna work
or not,

it was just
a different strategy

and technique that I wanted to
try something different

that hasn't been done before.

I think it was
an interesting word to use.

- OK.
- Yeah.

- "Hostage."
- Maybe the wrong word.

- Colton, you saw--
- I mean--hold on. Hold on.

- Yeah.
- I totally hear you.

You were in the Turret

and you said you wanted to slit
my fucking throat.

So that's an interesting word
to use too.

I mean, it's the--
in the context of the game,

so I think it's not fair for
you to look at me and say

using the word hostage--
- I can look at you

any way I want and I can say
whatever I want, actually.

Colton, I do have to ask,
what has been

your response
to some of the audience's

negative reaction to you?

I think what I can understand
from people viewing me

back on television,
if you didn't follow my story

and what I went through,
and you watched me

as the Bachelor in 2019,
and then, all of a sudden,

you're tuning in in 2026,

I had an incredibly difficult
couple of years,

and I've grown, I've changed.

I've put in so much work
into myself and to my family.

And I never really thought
the way

that I would show up
and play "Traitors" would be

linked to one of the darkest

and most horrible moments
of my life.

And there's a part of me
I could see, like,

why people are
talking about it,

but it is also, like,
for me, a challenging thing

to go through,
because, like I said,

I was not in a great place.

Thank you for sharing that.

Colton, you were
suspicious of Lisa

because she wore sunglasses.

- Yeah.
- Lisa, was this

a fabulous strategy
or you being fabulous?

Just me being fabulous.

I wish I had a strategy,
but I just thought,

wow, I like these outfits,

but they'd be
better with glasses.

- Yes.
- Isn't it giving Star Trek?

It does, yeah.
"Beam me up."

Well, I want to talk
about the banquet air kiss

heard 'round the Highlands.

- Oh, wow.
- Lisa, in an ironic twist,

it was ultimately
your iconic lips

that got you banished.

- But not really.
- I know.

I mean, well, first of all,

let's settle this
once and for all.

Was it an air kiss
or an actual kiss?

It was an actual kiss.

- I think it was an air kiss.
- I went for it.

I still think
it was an air kiss,

but you came in to kiss me.

Apparently, I went for it,
but you did touch me,

and I felt good about it
when it happened.

You liked it.

I was like,
we're finally family.

But Housewives
don't land kisses.

We don't.
So that's why I can't--

- Makeup and stuff.
- Yeah, makeup.

I just can't own up to that.

But maybe I went really hard,
like, with inertia.

Do you want to show me
how it went down?

- Come here.
- Am I going there?

Yeah, yeah.

All right,
just come over here.

- Oh.
- So you had your--

I was like, oh,
you look gorgeous, Lisa.

- I know.
- Ah!

- I was like, oh!
- Lisa, darling.

Then I went like--

and I think I went harder.

I would never--

Or maybe it was
cheek to cheek.

Maybe you kissed me cheek
to cheek, because I don't kiss.

I don't kiss.
I mean, I just don't.

- She doesn't.
- No.

We would never mess up
our lipstick.

Girl, maybe it's the moment
now to kiss me.

- OK.
- Mm.

- Mwah.
- Oh!

- I did it. There we go.
- It finally happened.

So, Lisa, even with
all the heat on you,

you volunteered
to wear the amulet--

- She shouldn't have.
- And perform the murder

in plain sight.
- Yeah.

Knowing that it ultimately
led to your banishment,

how do you feel
about that choice now?

I love that choice.

I wouldn't change it
for the world.

You wouldn't? Why?
Just because it was theater?

Well, yes, because,
listen, in my mind,

I thought, if I can just stay
seven episodes...

- OK.
- That would be amazing.

And I doubt I can,
but I'm gonna try.

And if I can just last
long enough to wear that dress

to the banquet, I am golden.

- See, Andy?
- And that's all I cared about.

Kind of my theory on things.

I love it
that the Housewives wanted

to showcase their wardrobe.
- Yes!

I wanted to wear
my headpiece.

- Right?
- Right.

And I knew I was
putting myself at risk,

but I also knew I'd be
the center of attention,

and I love that.

Kristen, what do you think
about your Bravo sisters?

Well, here.
This is the thing.

Candiace--I had to remind her
I was part of the Bravo thing,

because the second day,
she goes,

I'm gonna protect
my Bravo girls.

And I said, excuse me.
- I did forget.

- I am one of those.
- I'm sorry.

The host of "Top Chef"
and winner.

I know.
She's brilliant.

I forgot, and I made up for it.

I had to remind her,
but that's OK.

Housewives and "Top Chef" are
two very, very different vibes.

Kristen, you've been getting
so much love

from your fellow players
outside of the castle.

Many went
on "The Traitors" podcast

and said you were their top
choice to win after they left.

How does that make you feel?

It feels really nice,
because the internet has

a great way of making you
feel really, really dumb.

Yeah.

So it's nice to see
and hear from the people

that actually experienced,
like, all of us together,

in the game
and outside of the game,

say something like that.

Jim from Norristown,
Pennsylvania, said,

"Everyone, Candiace voted
for Rob twice.

"After her banishment,
knowing Candiace was a Traitor,

"why didn't her true votes
for Rob make

any of you suspicious of her?"

Why?

I think that's my biggest
regret in the game.

Really?

That's my biggest regret
in the game.

How did you not see it?

You've watched every single one
of these shows.

I'll tell you this.

With Rob,
Rob has this innate ability.

I've been comparing--
he's kind of like a cat.

Meow.

A cat always lands
on its feet.

Oh.

When we had the two votes,
we had just caught Lisa.

We were also
looking at Natalie.

Then the next day,
we caught Candiace.

And there was a moment where
Candiace was pushing for Johnny

to go get the shield--
- Which was totally just--

At the mission,
which was innocent.

Kindness.

But how it looks to us
as Faithfuls is, like,

we were looking
at Johnny already

for pulling votes off Lisa,
so he's protecting Lisa.

Now, Candiace, who we were
all looking at as well,

is pushing Johnny
to go for the Shield.

And Rob stayed
cool as a cucumber

and was able to just slide
through the smoke.

Well, I think the whole
question that Andy's saying is,

Candiace was giving us,
like, two shots.

I agree, yeah.

And the first shot,
she was like, all right,

these idiots didn't get it.

I'm gonna show them again.

And we were just not savvy
enough to pick up on that

or to question
where her loyalties were.

- Blind. We were blind.
- But at the end of the day,

we didn't take the hints
that were given to us.

Thank you, Natalie!

Natalie, you trusted Johnny
and Tara would vote with you

at that final roundtable.

But instead,
they voted to banish you.

How did you feel
when you realized

your plan was falling apart?

For me, it's hard
because these shows

are like my Olympics.

So when I go out here,
I'm not competing for bronze,

I'm not competing for silver.

I'm showing up to fucking win.

I just felt like
your gameplay at the end

is not to win
with the Faithfuls.

It's, like, self-preservation
with you and Tara.

Not to defend Johnny,
but I think

just to maybe put it
in perspective,

if we were jumping ship
with you

and we were gonna be able
to get that table,

Johnny and I would have been
all in.

But if you doubled down
like you said

you were gonna
fucking double down,

then the whole story
would have been different.

Natalie, I am sorry
at the way things happened.

I am sorry.

I will say, though,
we're sitting

in Milan at the Olympic Games,

and the competition
in that room there,

in Los Angeles is so intense.

It makes me almost proud to be
at the Olympics right now.

It's like hotter than what's
going on on the ice here.

I'm happy
we're at the Olympics.

That's funny.

Some players were
a little too smart

for the Traitors' comfort.

Some were murdered,
some were banished,

but they all got "Rob-ed."

Let's bring out
Stephen, Ian, Rob C.,

Caroline, Porsha, Monét,
Tiffany, Ron, and Michael.

Everybody has turned out.

- Yeah!
- Good to see you!

- Whoo!
- Good.

- Hi.
- Wow.

- And Michael.
- And Michael.

It's a good-looking group,
isn't it?

Y'all clean up great.

Andy, you're so far away.

- I know.
- How are you, honey?

Good to see you.
Great to see everyone.

You know, now that you all
are here, I have to say,

salmon was such
a hot commodity--

- The 24th cast member.
- This season.

Do we agree
that the producers should

increase the salmon budget?

- Yes, please.
- Oh, yes.

Just get more
breakfast food.

Or just more options.

- What was it about the salmon?
- I mean, I vote for bacon.

- It was just never enough?
- It was the only thing--

It was the only meat.

It was the only meat
for breakfast.

It was boiled eggs or salmon.

Porsha, you were the first
banished this season.

Even your fellow housewife,
Lisa Rinna--

- She did.
- Voted for you.

Were you surprised
that Lisa voted for you?

Like, it was really close
between myself and Mama Donna,

and I just knew
that at the end of the day,

we would stick together
because, like, even before

we came to the roundtable,
we made it clear,

Housewives are gonna
stick together.

We were being hunted, you know.

So when I was looking at her,
I was like, really, Lisa?

You have always sent me
your lipsticks,

your lip liners, everything.

But when I got home,
like I told you

On "Watch What Happens Live,"
I broke all the lip liners,

and I broke and I smashed
all of the lipsticks.

OK?
- Porsha!

I don't need
your good lip combo anymore.

OK, girl?
- That's all right.

It went out of business anyway.
It's all good.

It did?

Oh, my God.
- It did.

Wow!

You need to figure out
a way to use your words.

- Me?
- You just have no integrity.

- You said at the roundtable--
- I let you--

And said that you killed Ian.

When I'm talking,
you're not talking.

Clip.

And Candiace, at the very
start of the game,

you told Porsha that Michael
was targeting the Housewives

during the boat mission.

- Which was true.
- Which wasn't true.

- He said--
- No.

Put it
in a Housewife's grave.

- No, I didn't.
- No, he did not.

- Yes, he did.
- No, I didn't.

- Someone else said it.
- I didn't say that.

I was in awe, enamored,
so happy to be

around the Housewives,
especially in the beginning.

I don't know
about that either.

What it was--
- What? What?

- No, that's--no.
- No.

What happened--
- No, I--

No.
Let me tell you what happened.

This is what happened.

You guys were looking for where
you were gonna put the casket.

Someone else says, put it
in the Housewife casket!

And then Michael was like,

well, put it--he named
someone who was a Housewife.

OK.

So you just were like,
oh, well, he said it.

But either way it goes,
Candiace,

you know that you told me that
in the car, because--

Yes, I did.

You knew I was gonna ask him.

I did not know that, Porsha.

Candiace, I was the only one
you told it to.

And when you came
into the room--

- There were other Housewives--
- We were in a car.

Weren't there other people
in the car?

Maura, and I cannot believe--
y'all talk about Maura.

Maura covered for you.
- She did.

- And that was just luck.
- Which was crazy.

- She did cover for you.
- But Porsha,

when you came into the kitchen,

there were, like,
five or six people in there,

and you came in hot.

Like, we're gonna
talk about this!

And you--so of course
I'm gonna be like--

Because Candiace, of course--

I don't know
what you're talking about.

I'm expecting you--Candiace,
if you are the one

who told me he said it--right?

We're fellow Housewives.
- Yes.

We see eye to eye on that,
whether you're a Traitor

or not.
- Yes.

Of course,
when I walk in the kitchen

with Michael,
who's hunting us, of course

I thought you would double down
and say, yeah, he did say it.

I was fully expecting you
to say, yes, he said that.

- I did not know--
- But you lied instead--

- I did not know--
- So that's what I'm saying.

What was going on.

I was in my plate.
- You set it up, girl!

It was almost time
for bed, Porsha.

I was ready to eat my food
and go to bed.

All right, I want to move on.

Caroline, after Lisa voted
for Porsha at the roundtable,

you told Dorinda that it was
really bad for a Housewife

to turn on another Housewife.

Why were you so upset
that Lisa voted for Porsha?

Because I didn't feel
there was any reason to.

that early on in the game.
She wasn't an issue.

If she had her suspicions,

we had plenty of time
to get her out.

And--

I was looking
for a Secret Traitor, though.

- Well--
- And you thought Porsha was.

Lisa, either way,
the Secret Traitor

would have still been there.

Why would you be trying
to vote out the Secret Traitor?

We had time.
It was the beginning.

You could have worked
with the Secret Traitor, Lisa.

That doesn't make sense.
- It does make sense, though.

But you're forgetting
the major point.

None of you thought that we
heard you say, "I killed Ian."

And it's proved on the show
that you did say that.

- Thank you, Mama.
- That's why.

Respectfully, respectfully,
Mama, what I did say was this.

I was speaking strategy.

Like Ron said, he said,
oh, Porsha's holding court.

Of course I was
holding court, OK?

I was the queen of
the Faithfuls at that moment.

And so what I--

- Who crowned you the--
- Self-proclaimed.

- I crowned myself.
- Self, child.

- Self-proclaimed.
- And I was leading us.

I was wondering if any of the
other Faithfuls realized that.

I was leading us
to the first Traitor,

which would have been
Miss Donna, if they would have

voted the way I said
at the first roundtable.

It would have broke history.

What I said, at that moment--

I said, let's think
about this, guys.

Let's put ourselves
in the mind frame of a Traitor.

If I was a Traitor,
I killed Ian--

that's what he heard--
because he's smart,

because he won "Big Brother."

So you heard that part, right?

And so you ran with that,
which, OK, fine.

- It was a misunderstanding.
- I'm moving on.

Caroline, you and Lisa
had a spicy interaction

when she and the Traitors
murdered you in plain sight.

Rinna, you bitch.

Back to Dubai you go.

Too bad.

Have you two spoken since?

We've spoken a lot.

- Oh, you've spoken a lot?
- Yeah.

What was your reaction
when she said that?

Look, obviously, I would have
liked to have stayed longer,

and she took that from me.

But on the other hand,
you know,

she's made an entire career
out of being a villain,

and you were amazing at it.

Not an entire career,
only eight years.

- Well, OK.
- Only eight years.

OK, but by the way,
you weren't a villain

on the show for eight years.

- I wasn't till the last year.
- OK, thank you.

- So one year.
- Give yourself some--

It definitely took
the heat off you,

because I think by then,
we had so many Housewives out.

It was a great gameplay.

Well, things got quite heated
in the castle this season,

and I don't just mean
at the roundtable.

Let's take a look.

Some come for the prize.

Let's get some money!

Some come for the thrill.

Some come for each other.

Oh, I'd love a hot bath
right now.

I can get you something hot.

Ooh!

This season
on "Love Highland"...

The Highlanders are
getting wet and wild.

If you get on all fours,
it's easier.

In the hopes
of finding love.

The Turret is
getting steamy.

I want Rob R. to throw me.

Me next.

Things are heating up--

Just stick it in.

Stick it in!

Hot.

And a secret new bombshell
enters the castle.

Yes, Donna, yes.

I love that woman.

Is she married?
Probably.

The yearning.

Who's gonna take
care of my coochie?

The hunger.

Oh!

Things are about to explode.

So fucking hard.

Where romance--

Oh!

- I love you.
- I love you!

Turns to heartbreak.

Oh, don't--Yam.

This season, it's not just
the looks that can kill.

Jesus.

"Love Highland."

Why stay faithful--

We're gonna win this game.

When betrayal
feels this good?

You're never gonna have
a girlfriend after this.

"Love Highland,"
now streaming on Peacock.

OK, bombshell.

Lisa, you said
on TikTok that you believe

Rob is so hot that no one could
look at him for too long.

Did that help his game?

I do think so, yes.
I do.

Who here got distracted
by Rob's beauty?

Everyone here got distracted.

No, don't say everyone.

I never thought he was hot.

Oh, we did.

You know, I'm a gay man
from New York,

so any stimulation,
I was down for.

So Rob was available.

I was like, Colton's married.

So I'm like,
what else we gonna do?

Were you single
in the castle or were you--

Yeah, I was single
in the castle.

Oh, thank God
they didn't know that.

Thank God.

Kate from Brookfield,
Wisconsin, said,

"Stephen, during
the first mission,

"you, Colton, and Rob R.
took charge as leaders,

"but then you seemed
to step back, get quiet,

"and let the two of them lead.

Was that part
of your strategy?"

Part of my strategy
was really to take charge

during the missions.

That was the point that I
wanted to speak up the most

and be one of the loudest
voices in the room,

not necessarily
in the castle just yet.

I was trying to ease
myself into the game,

get to know everybody
a little bit,

and then I would
speak up strategically

down the line a little bit.

But yeah, I mean, look, Colton
was happy to take charge early.

And I saw that.
And I was like, you know what?

It's gonna put a lot of heat
on him, and better him than me.

So I'll stand back
and let him lead.

Bob from Kansas City said,
"Monét, Lisa murdered you

"because you
mentioned her name.

Have you seen or spoken to Lisa
since leaving Scotland?"

So Lisa Rinna is
so fucking funny.

So we go to the premiere party
that we did at the Abbey

in WeHo, and I walk in.

I have not seen anyone.

I walk in straight
to the little VIP area,

and I see Lisa
in her fabulous gown.

And she goes--first words--

"You shouldn't have said
my name!"

I was like, hi, Lisa.
Good evening.

How are you doing today?

So that was my first time.
I love Lisa.

I think it was, you know--

I think Candiace made a mistake
by saying my name

because I had vowed
to Candiace.

I was like, whether you're
Faithful or a Traitor,

I trust you.

You don't know what I am,
and I will ride with you.

So I think she missed out
on having someone

who was gonna ride with her
into the sunset.

I did.

But again, at the time,
I was playing a Traitor's game

and I was being
faithful to my Traitors,

but I do wish
that you had stayed longer,

and I wish I had
not said anything.

Monét, what do you
want people to understand

about the "Drag Race" folks
as competitors?

I want them to understand
that queens are

fierce fucking competitors.

It is a castle.
It is where we belong.

And whenever they do
"Traitors All-Stars,"

put me and Bob
together so we can

shut these motherfuckers up.

I mean, as a gamer,
I definitely consider you

a gamer along with us,
because "Drag Race" is

definitely highly competitive,
probably even

more competitive
than the games that we play.

Yeah.

Michael, your time
on the show

was described as mouthy,
maddening, messy.

Coming into the castle,
what was your strategy?

I had talked to Dolores.

I talked to my wife,
and they were both like,

shut the fuck up.

And to be totally honest,

the first night was
kind of bland.

I'm an actor, so action,
cameras, makeup--let's go.

And that's when
I just started with him

mentioning the Housewives,
mentioning the gamers.

And to Yam Yam, I said,
you're dressed like a Traitor.

Like, I was just trying
to, like, stir the pot.

And after that,
I was kind of like--

I was on an apology tour, so--

You've been flying
the Housewives flag

for a long time.

So when you pull up
to the castle

and you see this
murderer's row of Housewives,

what was your reaction?

I was like a kid
in a candy store.

I was like, you know--
I was excited to be there.

But in regards
to the Porsha vote,

I regretted voting for you
because I was

getting into it with Yam Yam.

And I said, I'm gonna vote.

I'm gonna show you
how I'm gonna vote.

And I stuck to it.

When you were getting everybody
throwing at you--

because I've watched you
so long, you said, I'm not--

you said it under your breath.

And I was like, damn,
she's not a Traitor.

But I stuck with it
because I was like,

my integrity was on the line.

I felt--

Michael, you did not have
any integrity in that moment.

- That's not true.
- You did not.

I'm telling you--
I'm telling you what I had.

So you have no integrity,
because what you actually did

at the roundtable was
do the exact same thing

you were accusing me of.

Porsha, let me
tell you something.

Yet you still wrote
my name down.

- All right, here we go.
- So you did not.

- Porsha.
- You know what really

bothered me about you?

You were like, oh, well,
I love you so much, Porsha.

It's like you used me
knowing that you cared

about the Housewives
in order to make a scene

and then turn around
and vote for me.

That's where I was like,
you're wrong.

No, I didn't.

And you need to figure out
a way to use your words,

because you just said--
- Me?

I have no integrity.

- You said at the roundtable--
- I let you--

And said that you killed Ian.

When I'm talking,
you're not talking.

Clip.
- You literally did.

When I'm speaking,
you're not speaking.

Clip.
- OK.

- You're a Housewife--
- Hold on, hold on.

No, because I want
to get this out.

I want to get this out.

OK, get it out
because I want to move on.

We have other stuff to get to.
- No, no, no, because

I want to get this out.
- No, you can move on.

You can move on.
- OK.

This is not a Housewives
reunion, so it doesn't--

Motherfuckers are
so full of shit.

Like, you know?
- What?

Wow.

Yam Yam, he was kind of like
the pick-me gamer,

where he would throw
the other gamers under the bus

and say, hey,
I'm not strategic like them.

Ah!

Michael, do you wish
that you had not

been so loud and outspoken?

No, I put on a good show and,
you know, it was what it was.

You and Colton had quite
a moment at the roundtable.

Anything you want to address
about that with Colton?

I feel really bad
that it got to that point.

I feel really bad
that it antagonized Colton.

I feel really bad that it
made him feel any kind of way.

I reached out to him.

As much as I like
to talk trash,

I am not a person that likes
to be disrespectful

or hurt feelings.

I apologized in the moment.

I feel like
if silver medalist Johnny Weir

hadn't said anything, who
hasn't said anything tonight--

Michael, I don't have
a silver medal, just FYI.

Oh, you didn't win
a silver medal?

Olympic silver medalist?

No, I didn't win
any Olympic medals.

When I'm speaking,
you're not speaking.

Clip.

No, because--no, no, no, no.

Michael, I felt that you went
too far in the moment.

Clip.
And you didn't feel like--

And I'm not used
to combative people like that.

Clip. When I'm speaking--

I'm quoting the great
Hilaria Baldwin.

Michael, everyone's bored.

I'm moving on.

Colton, you didn't respond
to Michael.

I didn't ask you to respond.
- Oh, yeah.

- Do you have any--
- We're good.

I was planning
on keeping our FaceTime

just up to his discretion.

It wasn't really for me to say.

I think how I feel is,

I played the game
as a game, right?

And when I came
to the roundtable,

I always wanted
to bring information

and evidence from the game.

And I just felt like anything
that wasn't game related

is sort of off-limits.

Rob C, I want to talk
about the conga line.

Rob, you were
immediately suspicious of it.

How do you feel now,
not having taken part in it?

I feel very solid
about my decision to never

participate in a conga line.

I never have seen so many
sober adults willingly

participate in a conga line.

- That was epic.
- I thought it was sus.

It was so much fun.

What I thought was off
about it was,

everybody was
so sad about Porsha

being banished that night.

It was kind of a--
- And I love y'all.

- I was sad.
- A dark mood in the castle.

I was very upset.

Rob C, as an avid gamer,

how would you compare
"Survivor" and "The Traitors"?

"Survivor" is different
because you know

all of the information
that's going on.

And in "The Traitors,"
there's people

who may be your closest allies
that are

playing you the whole time.

So "Traitors" is much more
of a mind eff than "Survivor."

Yeah.

Ian, you were the first
to be banished.

Rob R. said he felt
you were intentionally

concealing how smart you are,
calling you a genius.

How does it feel,
at least, knowing

that the Traitors were
so frightened of you

right from the jump?

I appreciate the compliment.

I think that's the only way
I can take it.

It was a long flight home,

wishing that I were dumber,
but--

- Aww. I'm so sorry.
- Hey, good play to you guys.

While our players loaded up
on omega-3s and ginger shots,

the Scotland Board of Public
Health would like to remind

viewers of an affliction still
spreading across the Highlands.

Watch.

Do stairs in sprawling
Scottish estates

leave you with an overwhelming
sense of paranoia?

People are gonna die.

Confusion? Sadness?

People think I'm just
a dumb guy from Alabama.

If the answer is yes,
you may be suffering

from Irritable Castle
Syndrome.

What?

Oh, crap.

Irritable Castle Syndrome,
or ICS,

is a rare condition affecting
up to 1 in 5 castle guests.

How am I doing today?
Not well, bitch.

Symptoms may include
compulsive repetition--

Tara!
Tara!

Tara!
Tara!

You look amazing,
you look amazing,

you look amazing,
you look amazing.

Tara!

Change in bowel habits--

- I almost shat.
- Ah!

I have to poop a little.

Hopefully just a little.

Just a little.

And grammatical intolerance.

Commiseration means
to feel sorry for someone.

- No, it doesn't.
- Yes, it does.

Currently, the only known
treatment for ICS is murder.

I'll see you
somewhere like BravoCon.

No, you won't.

Just one daily dose
of murder

can reduce symptoms of ICS.

Oh, shit.

Ah!

I mean, it feels satisfying.

Whoo!

Ah, such a relief.

And I'm feeling good.

Ask your doctor
if murder is right for you.

Warning, do not exceed
more than two murders

in a 24-hour period.

Tara!

Funny.

Yam Yam,
in interviews, Rob C said

you put a target
on his back by telling

everyone how smart he is.

What's your response?

So the thing about Yam Yam
is that he was kind of like

the pick-me gamer, where he
would throw the other gamers

under the bus and say, hey--

That's how you saw it.

I'm not strategic like them.

And I think it backfired,
ultimately,

because me and Ian and Tiffany
were gone.

And then for Yam Yam
and Natalie,

there was a lot of suspicion
on them left,

because they were
the only gamers left.

And unfortunately for Natalie,
when Yam Yam goes,

now everybody looks at Natalie.
- Yeah.

I think I wouldn't call myself
a pick-me gamer,

whatever that means.

I think I know
what you're trying to say

because everybody's reaction
was not a good reaction.

But I would like to say
that because you were

a little bit more cautious,
I was able to connect

more with people than you were,
because you were literally

hiding a lot of the time.

Ron, what was your strategy
going into the castle?

My strategy, once I found out
that I was a Faithful,

was just to be a Faithful
and try to be helpful, be kind.

It takes me a little bit
to get to know people,

and so I knew that part was
gonna be difficult for me.

So I thought I'd just be kind
and look

for liars and inconsistencies.

- I have a question for Ron.
- Yeah.

Ron, in, like, seeing,
like, stuff post-show,

it's like it feels like
you didn't want to have

a social connection
with a lot of us.

So I feel that made it
hard to play

a social strategy game
with you,

because we weren't able
to connect with you.

But then you kind of saying,
like, you didn't want

to have a social connection
with a lot of us

in the castle, so it was hard--

Well, I think I started off--

I was open
to everything, really.

I like to kind of lay back
and observe,

and then I felt a little bit
isolated from the get-go.

And then, just in general,
you guys talk about Birkin bags

way more than I do,
and I'm not into that.

Tiffany, how was
your game affected

when Rob C was eliminated?

It was greatly affected
because Rob and Ian were

both eliminated
around the same time,

and they were both my closest
allies in the house.

Like, Rob came
to me immediately,

and I had already
approached Ian,

and I knew that we were
going to work together.

And seeing gamers leave,
it just

made me a little more cautious
of maybe

I don't need to be
recognized as a gamer.

Well, it is award season
in Hollywood.

And on "The Traitors,"
the real performances

weren't just in the lies.

They were in the looks.

Let's take a look
at some of their finest work.

The nominees
for Best Costume Design

in a Scottish Castle are

Maura Higgins
for Too Hat to Handle.

- Yes.
- Hello!

It feels pretty damn good.

Oh!

Candiace Dillard Basset
for In Plane Sight.

Hello.

I have to serve.

Have you met me?

Safe travels.

Rob Rausch
for Sleeveless in Seattle.

I love your overalls.

I'm just a guy.
I'm kind of quiet.

I catch snakes.

He's so hot,
I can't even look at him.

And Lisa Rinna
for I'm Lisa Fucking Rinna.

I'm Lisa fucking Rinna.

That's right.

Do you see how I come
to life in fashion?

Because I'm Lisa fucking Rinna.

I was Lisa fucking Rinna
before Housewives,

and I am Lisa fucking Rinna
after.

Oh, tough category.

And the award
for Best Costume Design

in a Scottish Castle goes to...

And the award
for Best Costume Design

in a Scottish Castle goes to...

Maura Higgins,
Too Hat to Handle.

Oh, my God, I won something!

See that, Rob?
- Yeah, see? I told you.

- I won something!
- You're good.

Speech. Speech.

I've never won anything in
my life, so I appreciate this.

Rob?
- Yes?

I was only in there for my
fashion, really, so thank you.

I appreciate that.
- Here's your envelope.

- Yay!
- Thank you very much.

Amazing.
Yes.

Oh, my God,
I actually won something.

You won.
You won.

I'm happy with that.

Folks, just general reaction
from all of you

to Rob winning the game.

- Yay.
- I was excited.

I'm happy for him.

I was happy for Rob, although
when I first left the castle,

I wanted Candiace to win.

I was really rooting
for Candiace,

but that was some
crazy gameplay.

We both really admire
what Rob was able to do

because it's not an easy thing
to backstab.

It was definitely
not an easy thing.

I have to say, watching him,
the best man won.

Insane game.

You were 10 steps
ahead of everybody.

You were thinking every angle.

The Faithful
didn't deserve shit.

Well, before we finish,
I want to bring it back

to where we started,

celebrating our winner's
monumental victory.

Let's take a look back
at how we got here.

- What did you do?
- I was on "Love Island."

It's weird to be
wearing clothes.

- You better stick by me.
- Maybe.

I haven't made out
with anybody yet.

You are a Traitor.

I'm extremely competitive.

I like to win.

Rob, your quiet disposition,

it's gonna be
a fucking problem.

I've been underestimated
my entire life.

When people underestimate you,

that's when you can catch them
by surprise.

Look, I'm wearing a snake.

That's a Burmese Python.

Love that.

My plan is to work as a team

and build trust
with my teammates.

Let me take it.
He's my bestie in the game.

This is
my "Traitors" husband.

Everybody is just like,
want to drink Rob's bathwater

because he's just
such a Faithful.

Maura loves him, too.

Come on, Rob.
You can do it.

Yes!

I trust him.

I definitely think
he's a Faithful.

Chess is a bit
like this game,

because it's not about
your current move.

Rob,
where's your head at on Lisa?

It's definitely plausible.

It's about, how many
moves ahead can you get?

Lisa is a Traitor.

Do you think
it's possible that it was

a Turret full of Housewives?

You are a snake.

This is about to be
bad for Robby Bobby.

Candiace.

This has been the most
intense, mentally challenging

chess game I've ever played
in my entire life.

You're gonna win.
- I know.

I made a pinky promise.

Eric, sorry, dude.

I am a Traitor.

Such a good liar.

So bittersweet,
but I beat everyone.

Whoo!

And now I just have to find
a nice girl, a nice farm,

maybe some kids
running around.

I want to have a quiet life.

Whoo!

I'm a Traitor!

You're right.
- All right.

Bravo.

- Love that.
- Bravo.

Rob, you played
an amazing game.

You may be one of the best
Traitors to ever play.

Now that you've won
"The Traitors,"

do you see yourself
on the same level

as some of the gamers here?

- No.
- Couldn't.

- You should.
- I mean, not over here.

No, I feel like
it was a really hard game,

and I'm very proud of myself.

I feel like I made
a lot of strategic decisions,

hard decisions, put myself
in some predicaments,

had to stay cool.

Yeah. I mean, it was tough.

Rob R is incredible.

I'm sorry for calling you
Rob R--

It's OK.

But you'll always be
Rob R to me.

Rob played
such an incredible game.

Lisa and Candiace had allies,
but Rob built an army also,

and everybody felt
so close to him.

So he's up there, and he is
absolutely one of the GOATs

to ever walk into that castle.

Rob, any updates on the nice
farm and kids running around?

We're making progress.
We're getting there. Yeah.

I kind of feel like
the nice girl waiting for you

is right to your right.

All right!

Well, you want children.

Johnny and Tara,
before we go,

thank you for joining us.

OK, well, listen,
I want to thank all of you

for another fantastic season
of "The Traitors."

I'm Andy Cohen.

Now let's go out
with a conga line, everybody.

Candiace, take it.
- All right!

- Lead us.
- Yes.

Everybody, everyone,
get in line.

- Come on, Rob.
- Get in line.

My thing is so long.

Look, how do you do it?
I don't even know.

Should we hold each other?

Everyone, everyone.

- I can't even get there.
- I know. It's a big train.

Whoo!

Well, I need my award.

♪ Bom, bom, bom,
bom, bom, bom, ♪

Just wait
for what's to come.

Coming soon to NBC,

I'm opening the doors
of my castle

not to a group
of celebrities...

- What?
- What?

But to you, America.

Now anyone can apply to come
and play treacherous game.

Are you ready
to seize the day?

By the pricking of my thumb,

something wicked
this way comes.

"The Traitors,"
new season on NBC.

If you think you've got
what it takes,

then apply now
at TheTraitorsUS.com.