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You're up early.

Good morning.

I wanted to wish you luck.

Not that you need it,

Mrs. Senior Developer.

Don't jinx me.

I'm nervous enough as it is.

Let me see what you're wearing.

You hate it.

Oh, no, it's great.

You look like Steve Jobs.

But it's super cute.

Maybe fix your neckline a little bit.

That's better.

You look like a boss.

Okay, good.

All right, I'll let you go.

See you at family

dinner tonight at Nan's?

I would miss it.

Okay, love you.

Bye.

I just wanna say that I am super pumped

to step into this role.

No, no, it's too cutesy.

You're not a cheerleader.

You have a master's degree.

Thank you all.

I look forward to ushering in a bright

future for all of us here at RBI.

As a ten-year-old girl who taught herself

to code, I never thought that I would.

It's too self-deprecating.

Remember, you deserve this.

Okay, you got this.

Let's go.

Where is my mug?

Nice one, Connolly.

Play linebacker in high school?

I am so sorry.

Are you okay?

Well, yeah, I just love having coffee

spilled all over me,

especially ten minutes

before staff meeting.

That's Erin Connolly.

Oh no no no

Well, then let me guess, you've seen her

viral girls can go to

a commencement speech.

It's tech needs women.

Whatever.

Look, don't believe all

the online hype, okay?

Connolly will be the

bane of your existence.

She doesn't seem that bad.

Don't get any ideas,

there Casa Nova.

Look, Erin Connolly

doesn't date men in tech.

Well, not since all that

drama with her and Pete Sacks.

But that was like five years ago.

Pete Sacks, the tech millionaire.

More like billionaire, my dude.

But I digress.

Connolly hasn't dated at

all, as far as I can tell.

But that's probably because she's too

busy fixing all of our bugs and

making us look bad.

Sounds like she's just

really good at her job.

I'm not saying the girl can't code, but

between us, she's a total deck chair.

Deck chair?

Yeah, she folds under the pressure.

It's kind of her thing.

It doesn't matter what

you're wearing, right?

It's all about the fit.

You got this.

Let's go.

All right, everyone, let's get started.

Now, it'll be a short meeting.

But I've gathered you all to introduce

the new senior developer.

Now, this is someone that many of you

have already gotten to know.

But let's run down the old

resume just for kicks, huh?

Graduated at the top of the

class at Cambridge Bay Tech,

which is the best

technical institute in the country.

And, coincidently, this is my Alma mater.

Bringing some much needed new perspective

to us here at Rufus Bogdan

Industries, and we are

so lucky to have them.

Jack Hudson, everybody.

Yeah.

Yeah, Jack.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, thank you for the

introduction and the warm welcome.

Technically, I don't start until next

Monday, but don't hesitate to reach out.

I'm happy to help, and I look forward to

working with you all.

All right.

Hey, welcome to work.

Thank you.

Hey, congratulations.

Thanks.

Chris, congrats.

Thanks, man.

Chris, you're the best, man.

Thanks.

Carl, nice to meet you.

Thanks, Carl.

Looking forward to it, Jack.

Me too.

Me too.

Do not let them see you cry.

Hey, uh, Erin, right?

You stole my job.

Mug.

My mug.

Oh, uh, sorry.

It was in the communal cabin.

I didn't realize it was, um...

You want it back?

Keep it.

I work remotely anyway.

I only come in for the meetings.

That's very kind of you.

Thanks, Erin.

So you went to Cambridge Bay Tech?

Yeah.

What year?

I was actually the year behind you, and

we only had one class

together, and it was 100

people, and I wouldn't expect it.

I don't remember you.

Okay.

Uh, well, now we've established that.

What was the name of the professor?

You know, of the class

that we took together?

Do you think I would lie on my resume?

Rufus is best friends with the dean.

You're deflecting.

What was the name of the professor?

Brown.

He would wear a sweater vest every single

day, and he'd smell

like coffee and mothballs.

Okay.

Fine.

You win.

For now.

You know, Erin, not everyone is trying

to compete with you.

Enjoy the mug.

What just happened?

Are you kidding me?

You didn't get it?

Why does this keep happening?

Let's not make a big

deal out of it, okay?

Especially in front of Nan.

She's been through enough as it is.

I just don't get it.

You're like the smartest

person in the entire company.

Thank you, Sadie, but obviously Rufus

doesn't see me that way.

Rufus.

Rufus should be kissing your feet.

Without you, RBI would be a bunch of

talentless programmers

banging their heads together.

You know what hurts the most?

It's like he hired someone with the same

exact qualifications as me.

The only difference?

A Y chromosome.

Oh, sissy.

I'm sorry.

Stupid mug stealing brogrammer.

Yoo-hoo!

Anyone home?

In here, Nan.

Hey, babe.

Thanks for driving her.

Econ in the house.

Hey, Andrew.

How'd she do?

Great, as always.

Oh, that'll be dinner.

Erin, darling, you're

looking a little flushed.

Could it be that there's a strapping

young man in your life, at last?

Or could it be that the thermostat's set

to 80 degrees in here?

Touché.

If you all will excuse me for a moment,

I'd like to freshen up.

Nan, why don't you just

have a seat and relax.

It's just us.

Erin, there is a gentleman present.

Let me at least fix my hair.

Okay, well, let me help you.

I can manage.

Thank you.

This is lovely, Sadie, sweetheart.

Just lovely.

Thanks, Nan.

Is this mom and dad's wedding China?

Mm-hmm.

You know, I don't remember when we had a

dinner this beautiful with

the good China and candles.

I just love candles with dinner.

You were right.

The purple candles are better.

Well, I wanted to make

tonight extra special.

Why?

I know you don't like surprises, sissy,

but I wanted to wait

until we were all together.

I have some news.

Okay, if it's bad news, just do what we

did when we were kids

and just rip the band-aid off.

It's not bad.

Seriously, whatever it is, we can get

through it as a family together.

Just give it to me straight.

Erin, it's not bad.

It's actually wonderful.

Last night, I asked Sadie to be my wife.

We're getting married.

That's gorgeous, Sadie, honey.

Just gorgeous.

Don't pretend you didn't

help him pick it out, Nan.

He already confessed.

Andrew Grady, you were sworn to secrecy.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Well, ma'am, only that I didn't want to be

the kind of husband to

keep secrets from his wife.

Well, that's a good answer.

Erin, you haven't said a word.

I'm just so happy for you two.

I hardly know what to say.

Well, we hope you say yes

to being my maid of honor.

Of course.

Yes.

Great.

Wonderful.

Well, let's dig in.

It's the sweetest sound

in the world, isn't it?

Hmm?

Young love.

What is it?

I just realized for the first time, she's

going to be Sadie Grady.

Well, I think she's known she was going

to end up as Sadie Grady.

Since the night he picked her up for her

senior prom, I remember that feeling.

A knock on the door, handsome young man

standing there, fresh, neat,

clean, full of nervous energy.

Oh, that's just a chill.

Don't fuss. Don't fuss.

You know, loving someone and letting

yourself be loved,

it's a beautiful thing.

And it's the most

important thing in the world.

Well, that and a good 401.

Don't listen to your sister, Sadie. She's

just being difficult to spite me.

Well, work can be

important and independence too.

Work isn't life.

Every moment we have is precious. You

take it from someone who

knows. Love is the answer.

And with you two getting hitched, I only

have one thing left on my bucket list.

Going to Dollywood?

Oh, okay, fine. Two.

Erin, I'd like to see you find someone to

spend your life with.

The thought of you living alone like you

do, working all the time.

Just you and that computer of yours.

I'm fine. I love working.

I worry about you.

I don't want you to worry.

Well, Sadie and Andy have found each

other. I'd like for you to find someone.

I found someone!

Sissy!

And we're in love.

Oh!

Yeah, it's been going on for a

few months now. He's amazing.

I've never felt like this

before. I think he's the one.

Oh, thank you, God.

Econ, you rascal. Way to bury the lead.

Well, I didn't want to take

away from your big moment.

Are you kidding me? This is like the best

engagement present ever.

We're both in love. Yay!

Yay.

Tell me everything.

Oh, boy. Where do I start?

What's his name? Where'd you meet?

What does he do for a living? Oh, wait.

Do you think of him as like everyday hot

or like movie star hot?

Uh, which one am I?

Shh. I want to hear this, babe. Go on.

Uh... well, his name is Brad.

Cute. Where'd you meet?

The gym, actually.

I didn't know you joined a gym.

You are just full of secrets, aren't you?

Yeah, I guess so. Um...

But you know what? We actually don't have

to talk about this right now.

I know it's like super

boring and this is your day.

Let's celebrate you guys. Yay!

Of course we do!

We want the details.

What's your favorite thing about him?

Oh. Well, he's uh...

He's really smart.

Yeah. Yeah, like genius level.

He's always recommending something

interesting, like scholarly articles or

works of literary...

And he's a doctor.

Oh! Oh, wow. Wow. What kind?

Pediatrician.

Sweet. That's kids, right? Not feet?

Oh, Andy.

Right, Andy.

So he's good with kids?

I'd say so.

Does he want kids?

Well, you know, we haven't

um... we haven't really...

Wait, babe, if Erin is my maid of honor,

maybe Brad can be one of your groomsmen.

No! No.

That'd be great.

Why not? More the merrier?

No.

This is so exciting!

Oh, I love love.

Erin, I'm so happy for

you. I love you so very much.

And I'm sure I'll love your doctor Brad

when you bring him to see me.

Hey, well, it's time for me to get some

beauty rest and um...

I'm sure I'll be having sweet dreams

tonight, my heart is so full.

Okay.

Everybody in.

Come on.

Uh...

No can do. Brad is...

Brad is fake. I made him up.

Brad is out of town at a medical

conference in Colorado.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Think, Erin, think.

You built your first chatbot when you

were in middle school,

but you thinking a boyfriend

should be a walk in the park.

That's it. A walk in the park.

The future with you is looking...

Bright.

Sunglass smiling.

Send.

The future with you is looking... bright.

Hey.

Hi.

How'd the meeting with the investors go?

They won't put any money down until we

provide a minimum viable product.

And the kicker is, is

they want it by the first.

Talk to Connelly yet?

No, I haven't had a chance.

And there's the added

challenge that she hates me.

Nobody hates you. Come on.

You're Jack. You're unhatable.

You haven't seen the way she looks at me.

Wait a second. Does

someone have a little crush?

No.

You have a crush on her! - What am I, like 10 years old Taylor?

Stop. I don't have a crush.

You totally do. And

you're getting all blotchy.

Okay, look. I am secure enough and mature

enough to admit to a level of respect and

admiration for my colleague.

I mean, the fact that she's self-taught

is just, it's crazy.

Her recall with data

structures, it's mind boggling.

She's easily the best computer scientist

of our generation, by far.

And you think she's pretty, and you want

to date her, just admit it. It's obvious.

Well, she has a boyfriend with whom she

sees a bright future with, so...

Social media official?

Yep.

Let me see.

Mmm. Yeah. I'm sorry. That's rough, dude.

I still think we should, you know,

approach her about the project, because

she really is the best.

Her boyfriend's hot.

What do you mean? All

you can see is his arm.

He's muscly, but not too muscly.

Yeah. Honestly, it's like someone

programmed the algorithm to

create the perfect man's arm.

But you're right. Let's still approach.

Like you said, Connolly is the best, and

we need the best if we're ever going to

get a prototype to the investors on time.

Okay, uh, yeah. I'll talk to her next

time I see her at the office.

We don't have time for all of that. Can't

you just call her? Don't you have an

employee contact list or something?

Ahh... Wouldn't that be overstepping?

What's the problem? Are you scared to call her?

Aww, you're scared.

You're scared.

Aww, just call her, please.

No, no. You call-

Yes, call her, please. Please.

Now? Right now? You want to call her right now?

Yes, call her right now, please.

Oh my god, I can't.

I'm scared. I'll call

her. Just give me a second.

Hey, Bradzilla.

Haha, very funny. Are you alone?

Of course I'm alone. When do I ever have

plans on a Friday night?

Is Dr. Brad still at his

medical conference thingy?

Uh, yeah. His, um, his presentation got

rescheduled, so he's in

Dallas for a few more days.

I thought he was in Colorado.

Dallas, Colorado. It's a really big

medical town, apparently.

Huh. I had no idea.

Me either.

Okay. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, Erin.

You got this. You got this. You got this.

Drumroll, please.

Oh, uh...

Andy and I set our date!

Aww, Sadie. Congratulations.

And you're never gonna believe the venue

we booked. You're gonna flip.

Oh, uh, wait, hold on.

I'm getting another call.

Oh, you want to take it and call me back?

No, no. Mmm.

Unknown number. It's probably a scam.

I hate it when the

caller ID says "scam likely."

I imagine it's a real

guy, Mr. Scam Likely.

Saddest guy in the whole world. No one

will ever take his calls.

There. Now you have

my undivided attention.

And I will return your

call as soon as I'm free.

Hi. Erin Connolly. This is Jack Hudson.

Not sure why I just said both our first

and last names right then.

I'm very thorough.

And I hope you are doing well.

Uh, call me back.

And call me back.

Oh, my God.

Where were we?

I was just about to reveal the location

of my dream wedding.

Wait, let me guess.

The Taj Mahal.

Nope. Like, better. Much better.

Buckingham Palace?

You're never gonna guess.

Okay. All right. I give up.

The Governor's Mansion.

The Governor's Mansion?

Remember?

Yeah. Yeah. Mom and Dad used to take us

on walks there all the time.

We called it the...

The Castle. - The Castle.

Yes, you remember.

Yeah.

Oh, wow. Of course I remember. You were

obsessed. Your princess

phase was like a princess decade.

It's the last happy memory I have of all

of us being together.

You and me. And our princess dresses. And

Mom and Dad pretending

to be our loyal servants.

Yeah. That was fun.

Wow. I haven't thought about the

Governor's Mansion in ages.

I wanted to get married someplace with

memories of Mom and Dad.

That way it felt like we

were all there together.

Well, it's a nice

thought, Sadie, but I...

Oh, plus there's nine bedrooms, six

bathrooms, two dining rooms, a heated

pool. There's even a full tennis court.

Okay. But wait, wait just a second. Okay.

Nan and I wanted to help you pay for the

venue, but we can't

afford the Governor's Mansion.

That's the best part, Sissy. Another

renter backed out last minute, so we got

the place for a steal.

Everything's included. We just have to

bring our own set up and...

Okay. Wait. What do

you mean by last minute?

Oh, yeah. So, um, that's the only thing.

The wedding's this Sunday.

This Sunday?

Can you believe it?

Ahh! - Ahh!

Hey, bro. What's up?

Hey.

I thought you didn't start till Monday.

I don't... Rufus told me that the company

laptop was delivered,

so I figured I'd stop by.

Yeah. I see you're

getting your fitness in, huh?

Dude, I love to see it.

Are you on that job tracker?

Well, we should follow one another. Yeah.

There's a group of us that jogs around

the lakes on the

weekends. You should join.

Ah, thanks, man, but

running's kind of my alone time.

For sure. See?

Okay. It's Connolly. She's talking to HR,

though. Maybe she's quitting.

What?

Guy could dream.

Later, man.

Later.

Erin.

Hi.

You can use the mug. I'm not staying.

No. Wait. Did you get my

voicemail by any chance?

What are you talking about?

I called last night. Left a voicemail at

7:32. I was rambling sort

of the way I am right now.

Scam likely.

Huh? Sorry?

Nothing. I'm not big on voice mails, so I

haven't listened to it. Sorry.

It doesn't even matter. Any

chance you're free right now.

I'm actually officially on paid vacation,

so can we do this some other time?

I just want to pitch you on something,

and it won't take very long. I just need

like 15 minutes. I just

don't want to do it here.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Just two black coffees.

Thank you.

So, you know, I'll just get right to it.

I'm working on developing a program. It's

not for RBI. It's a

passion project of mine.

The idea, and my lawyer Taylor's

hammering out the details, but the gist is this.

We're using AI technology to help cancer

researchers determine

patients' best treatments.

Detecting cancer sooner, saving lives.

That sounds like a worthy cause.

Thank you.

Yeah. After you.

Okay.

So, I see that you're interested.

The problem is this, and

this is where you come in.

Our potential investors are pushing hard

for a prototype by the end of the month.

This makes it a two-person job. And even

then, it's an insane timeline.

That is unless your partner works five

times faster than the average programmer

and has a track record

of near perfect accuracy.

Look, Jack, I think.

It would be 50-50 ownership of the IP, of

course. Okay. Between the two of us, I

think if we designate tasks, we can

really come up with a solid, solid

prototype that's going to wow. - I don't work with partners.

I know. I know. I did my research, but my guess

is that's because you haven't found

someone that can keep up with you.

That's not why.

I had a bad experience with a partner.

A nightmare, actually.

I'm... Erin, I'm sorry that that happened

to you. Okay, that's

terrible, but that will not happen.

So I can assure you that that's not going

to be the case here.

Look, good luck to you, really. It sounds

like an important project.

I should really get going.

Dr. Brad!

I'll be right back. I'm

going to get a coffee.

I will pay you my entire month's salary

if you pretend to be a

pediatrician named Brad.

I don't understand any of

the words you just said.

No time to explain. Pediatrician Brad.

Done.

Well, hello. Aren't you two the sweetest?

Dr. Brad, I have heard so much about you.

I'm Sadie. I'm Erin's little sister.

So nice to meet you.

Sissy, you did not tell me

that Brad was back in town.

I didn't know myself. He

just stopped by to surprise me.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Oh, wait, I have to get a

picture of you two for Nan.

You don't mind, do you, Brad?

No.

No? No.

Oh, perfect. Squeeze

in. Scoot, scoot, scoot.

Closer.

Aww.

What are you doing here, Sadie? I thought we

were meeting at the office.

I wanted a coffee.

These are so cute. I'll text them to you.

You're going to want

to post these seriously.

How sweet is Erin for cashing in her PTO

to help me on the big day?

The absolute sweetest.

It's about time she took some time off

seeing us. She

single-handedly keeps that company afloat.

He knows. Sadie.

Not that they appreciate her. I mean, can

you imagine passing up this beautiful,

talented woman just to hire some

mug-stealing bogrammer?

Okay, Sadie, say goodbye to Brad.

Sorry, sorry.

We should probably get going.

No, no, no. You two stay. I'll run some

errands. We can catch up later.

What? No, you have so

much to do. Let me help you.

I insist. You enjoy

your coffee with Dr. Brad.

Please, just call me Brad.

Aww. Brad, I feel

like I know you already.

Can I give you a hug?

Sure.

Oh, yay!

You're gonna make my

sister so happy. I just know it.

I can't wait to see you

at the rehearsal Saturday.

Oh, and if you can break away a little

early, come and stay

with us at the main house.

It'd be perfect.

Latte for Sadie.

Oh, gotta run. It was

so great to meet you.

Pleasure was all mine.

Bye.

Love you.

Excuse me.

Okay, are you gonna tell me what that was

all about, or should I just send you my

routing number for that month's salary

that you promised me?

I can't believe that just

happened. I am so humiliated.

Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad. It was

actually kind of fun.

Just... just...

Come on, just say it real fast. Like

ripping off a band-aid. Won't even hurt.

I made up a fake boyfriend named Dr.

Brad. He's a

pediatrician we met at the gym.

But why?

I just needed my family to stop worrying

about my non-existent love

life for like two seconds.

My grandmother is sick, and all she wants

is for me to find a nice man and fall in

love and be happy like she did.

But I have known for a long time that a

relationship is just not what I want. I'm

married to my work, and I'm happy.

But I just... I couldn't bear to

disappoint her. Not

now. Not while she's...

Hey.

Wait, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. It's just...

That's like the first time

I've said any of that out loud.

She really means a

lot to you, doesn't she?

She's my favorite person on Earth.

And the wedding is... this Sunday. Well...

Unfortunately.

And your sister, the bride, has it in her

head that I'm Dr. Brad.

You're a quick study.

You know?

It's a shame you aren't an expert at

finding creative solutions to complex

problems. I mean, that would come in so

handy right now. Oh, wait!

No.

You wouldn't...

No, you...

You already know what I

want, Connolly. Make me an offer.

Hypothetically speaking.

Go on.

If I were to work on

the prototype with you...

Mm-hmm

Would you agree to be my fake boyfriend

for the next three days?

Yes, deal.

Okay, but I want it in

writing about the shared copyright.

That's fair.

Okay.

Okay.

Good.

Great.

Great.

Wonderful.

That was productive.

How's the coffee?

Please tell me you're kidding.

I honestly thought she would say no. But

what was I supposed to do?

Oh, I don't know, Jack. Maybe anything

other than agree to spend the whole

weekend out of town playing boyfriend

when we have a deadline.

Okay, we agreed to spend the entire time

working. So stop worrying.

This is insane.

Or it's a small price to pay to get the

MVP done in time to wow the investors.

Oh, uh...

Don't kill me, but I need you to put

together a contract for

the copyright. Like, now.

I can put something together and email it

to you. But, Jack, be careful. Yeah?

It's a family wedding at a historic

mansion today. It's not a gang fight.

You know what I mean.

Arrangements like this can get messy.

I know what I'm doing. And I promise you,

she's not going to be

falling in love with me.

It's not her I'm worried about.

Hey.

Hi.

Oh, let me get it.

I forgot to ask if there was

a dress code for the wedding.

I don't know, actually. This whole thing

came together pretty quickly in case that

wasn't painfully apparent.

That's cool. I brought options.

Got you a coffee.

Black?

Of course.

Okay, so are you sure your family's cool

with me hanging around all weekend?

Are you kidding? They've probably already

embroidered Brad on a Christmas stocking.

About that, are we

totally sold on the name Brad?

What? Yes. It's not like we can change it now. What?

Why? What's wrong with Brad?

It's just, I never

thought of myself as Brad-like.

Meaning?

Meaning, you know, Brad, it's the name of

like a hot surfer dude, like, surf's up,

dude, my name's Brad.

You look exactly like a hot surfer.

You are passable as a guy

named Brad, is what I meant.

Okay, let's go.

I'm really glad we stopped

here. This place is beautiful.

Yeah, we used to come here

all the time when I was a kid.

I think I'm gonna go for

a run when we get there.

Ew. We're on vacation.

Not a runner, I take it.

No, absolutely not.

Not even if we do it together and I can

prove to you it's fun.

The only way I would go running with you

is if there's a bear chasing us.

Running is strictly for emergencies only.

You're missing out. It really is the best.

What do you love about it?

When I'm running, I

really feel just at peace.

Well, that I would like.

And when the endorphins kick in, you feel

this like sky-high feeling.

It's called runner's high.

And it just feels like you're meant to

just breathe air and be happy.

Okay, weirdo.

Alright, let's get going.

Yeah, let's hit the road, Jack.

Babe.

Mmm, no.

Sadie and Andy call each other babe.

It might get confusing.

Sweetie.

Ew.

Snookums.

How about I murder you and

make it look like an accident?

So it's a hard-no on Snookums. Copy.

This place looks like it could sleep

a hundred. How many

people are staying here?

Just us five.

My sister got a deal to rent the place

for the wedding and evidently the owner

invited us to stay the whole weekend.

This is incredible.

You're here! It's happening!

Hi.

Hi!

Hi.

Can I help with anything?

Luggage? - No, no, I got it.

Are you sure?

No worries.

Okay.

Okay, well, go, go, go, go.

I got it, I got it, I got it. No worries.

Come on.

Isn't it divine?

This is the nicest house

I've ever seen, that's for sure.

I'm staying in the honeymoon suite. Andy

and I are staying in different rooms.

I don't want him to see me in my dress

before coming down the aisle.

I thought you two might want

this room. It has an ensuite.

My allergies are really bad this time of

year, so I snore. Right, honey?

Oh, yeah, it's not great.

Maybe you should take your own room. I

hate to be the reason

you weren't well rested.

Yeah, yeah, if you're sure.

You are so thoughtful, Brad.

You know what? Have

you tried nasal strips?

I bought some for Andy

last year for his birthday.

Really cut down on the snoring.

You can take this room.

Get dressed.

Honey.

Wait until you get to know them.

Did I get the itinerary?

How's your wine, doctor?

Oh, please, Mrs.

Connolly. Just call me Brad.

I will if you call me Carolyn.

She never asked me to call her Carolyn.

The food is amazing. I

didn't realize I was this hungry.

I just love a man

that can clean his plate.

Isn't he precious.

He can hear you.

You know, Brad, our Erin was such a

picky eater when she was a little girl.

You know, she refused

to eat anything red.

Must we, really?

She wouldn't touch red food. No cherries,

no strawberries, no beets.

No ketchup.

She would even pick out the red M&Ms and

give them to Sadie.

It was the strangest thing.

And that time that they had the spaghetti

dinner at the elementary

school with all that tomato sauce.

Okay, I'm pretty sure that Brad doesn't

want to hear about my

elementary school spaghetti dinner.

I want to know everything about you.

Aww.

Okay, who wants more wine?

Okay, the name of the

game is Couples Quiz.

Okay, we team up to guess our partners

answers to random

questions generated by the app.

Why don't we just ask

you and Andy questions?

You're the ones about to be newlyweds?

No, sissy, the whole point is to play in

teams. That's what makes it fun.

You aren't afraid of a little competition

are you, Erin darling?

No, of course not. Sounds fun.

Nan, you ask questions

since you're the referee.

Okay, grab your boards.

Alright, I want a good, clean game. I

don't want to hand out any red cards.

Alright, question number one.

Okay, who is the most stubborn?

Eyes on the white board, blue team.

Thirty seconds.

Okay, time. Red team, what do you have?

Alright.

Flip it, flip it.

One point for the red

team. Okay, blue team. Well.

He's got you picked, Erin. Alright,

question number two. This

one is for the gentleman.

What was the first gift

that your partner gave to you?

Alright, let's get going.

Okay, time. Red team,

show me the first gift.

Nachos?

That was the first

thing you bought for me.

Nachos aren't a gift, babe.

They were really good nachos.

Okay, blue team, this is your

opportunity to steal the game.

Two for two.

Okay, question number three.

This is also for the gents.

What do you love the

most about your partner?

I know this one.

Oh, one second.

Guys, I am so sorry. I

should probably take this.

It might be about the project.

No fair.

One minute. Hi, this is Jack.

Right? This is Jack, isn't it? Did you

change your number or something?

Okay, right along. Next up, charades.

This is Sadie's favorite game.

So you guys know how to play, correct?

Okay, it's girls versus

boys wedding theme charades.

Basically, the answers on these are

anything that you can find at a wedding,

you know, like groom,

bride, champagne, etc.

I'm just going to let you guys play and

I'm just going to watch.

This is going to be fun.

Hey Sadie, after charades, Brad and I

might need to sneak away

and get some work done.

Don't be silly. You're on vacation.

Work on our secret present for you two.

Yes.

You do not have to give us anything,

Brad. Your presence is the present.

Okay, unless you insist.

- We do. - We do.

Okay, let's break off into teams.

Game plan.

Okay, so you are always better at acting

out. I really think that you should go

first and I'll guess.

My buddy Topher let me know that he wasn't

going to be making it to the wedding.

Oh, man. I'm sorry to hear that.

Some best man, huh? Anyways, I was

wondering, you think maybe I can run my

vows by you at some point?

Sadie says you do a lot of speaking at

like these big doctor conferences and

stuff and I could really use some help

from a professional.

For sure, man. Anytime.

Thanks. I'm so nervous. I could barely

eat at lunch. All I had was one burger,

half a Sadie's tuna melt and I couldn't

even finish my steak fries.

Hey, Andy. You got this. Just remember.

Everyone in this room,

they already love you.

Two peas in a pod.

Brad gets along with everyone.

He's crazy about you.

What a beautiful day.

Okay. Five words.

Hair, happy.

Bride.

Bride and groom, bride tux.

Bride and groom, swirly.

The cake. The cake. The cake.

The bride and the carrying the cake.

Carrying the tux. Tuxedo.

Tall, small, top. Bride and groom topper.

Bride and groom cake topper.

Yes! Yes yes yes

Okay, my turn.

- Not too shabby, huh? - You're going down.

Hey, who's that?

Hey, strangers.

You got room for one more?

This is Davis. Don't mind him.

Pete Sacks.

Brad.

What are you doing here, Pete?

I snapped this place up a few years ago

before the housing market

turned into a total nightmare.

When I saw Sadie Connolly on the

registry, I nearly

spit out my green juice.

How are you, kid?

All grown up and ready

to tie the knot, huh?

Nan, you wanted a tea, right?

I'll go grab it.

So

Where you from, Ben?

It's Brad.

You look so familiar. You work in the

wild world of tech, too.

He's a pediatrician.

Huh.

Well, leave it to Ernie

to bring home a doctor.

Oh, I bet Nan is thrilled.

Ernie?

Oh, yeah. Well, one time they spelled

Erin's name wrong on the Dean's list.

It was hilarious. I've been

calling her Ernie ever since.

We go way back.

Hat's funny. She never mentioned you.

Oh.

Oh, excuse me.

Business.

Mi mansion es su mansion.

As they say.

This is Pete.

Hey.

Yeah.

We can do this another time if you want.

Not really. We have a deadline.

Right, but you're upset.

So, it'll probably be more efficient, you

know, in the long run

if we talk about it.

I have a history with Pete Sacks.

We met in college.

He wasn't like he is now.

He was funny and ambitious and brilliant.

And I was in love with him.

And I thought he was in love with me, too.

Until our senior year when he dumped me

and he took my name off of the thesis

that we wrote together.

Did you say something?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the Academic Committee didn't

believe that I was capable of the data

sets that I claimed were mine.

But they were mine and they still are.

And it took me a whole extra year to graduate.

I mean, that was a whole extra year of

borrowing money from Nan for tuition.

I'm... I'm sorry, Erin. That's terrible.

Oh, I wish it ended there.

After I graduated, he went to every

single job I interviewed for

and spread rumors about me.

Saying that my work was sloppy, that I was bad under pressure.

And now he's Pete

Sacks, billionaire and CEO.

And I am the resident deck chair at RBI.

Come on.

I know Cole told you

he's really good at that.

I didn't believe him.

I can't imagine anyone would

after seeing what you can do.

That's why I work so hard.

And even then, I still get

passed up for promotions.

And no matter where I want to go, Pete's

gone ahead of me and

turned everyone against me.

Not everyone.

Come on, let's take a break.

Let's go.

Ice cream in this place?

What a gentleman. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Brad, honey, would you

get me a glass of water?

And no ice. They make me chew that at the

hospital and it drives me out of my mind.

Water. No ice. You got it.

Erin, honey, would you want anything?

Maybe a snack. I think

there's a fruit tray in the fridge.

First, we want to say thank you for

everyone agreeing to serve on our

decorating committee.

Spring Bride magazine says the key to a

perfect floral arrangement is the

thriller, the spiller, and the filler.

Yeah, now I know what that means, but

just for Erin's

sake, you better explain.

The thriller is the accent flower. The

spiller is something that droops over and

the filler takes up

whatever room is left in the vase.

Thriller, spiller, filler. That actually

makes a lot of sense.

Brad! Brad! Brad, hurry!

What's wrong? What's wrong?

She's dizzy. I think she feels faint.

Is she diabetic?

Carolyn, Carolyn, let

me see your hands.

Can you squeeze them both?

Okay, good. Let's try this.

Cold water might help.

How's that feel?

Heavenly. Heavenly.

Hey, hey.

She's okay.

Breathe.

I still think we should take her in and

get checked out just to be safe.

No fussing.

It's not a fuss.

Can you get Andy to take me back to my

room and make me a pot of tea?

Okay.

Got her?

Hey, hey. She's okay. Okay, breathe.

One more.

It's alright, come here.

How did you do that?

What?

I almost forgot you

weren't Dr. Brad back there.

Where'd that bedside manor come from?

My dad, actually.

Your Dad's a doctor?

No, he was a mechanic

that smoked two packs a day.

Was?

He died about 18 months ago now.

I'm really sorry. I didn't know.

The hospice nurse taught me the trick

with the wet rag.

It's the chemo used to make him woozy.

So the cancer project, that's...

It's for him.

Hey, let's not talk about cancer.

I'd love that, actually.

Can we keep walking for a bit?

Sure.

Don't look now, but my

sister Sadie's spying on us.

Hey, should we put on a show?

What?

There we go. There we go.

It's enough.

Okay.

She's gonna love this.

Oh!

Oh!

You have a thing with running into me.

Maybe you're just always in my way.

I'm gonna dip you now.

What?

Ah!

You can't cheat off me,

that's not how this works.

I'm not cheating. I'm admiring.

Okay. Well, do it quietly.

Is that a double equals tattoo?

Oh, yeah. Kind of nerdy.

Sort of regret the placement, but not

enough to have it removed.

Hmm. Never noticed it before.

You have any tattoos?

No. My grandmother hates them.

Plus, I could never really think of

anything I wanted to advertise on my skin

for the next 80 years, you know?

You plan on living to be 112.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, weirdo. I'm gonna go take a quick

two-minute bathroom break.

Need anything?

No. No. I'm good.

Oh, wait. You're getting a video call.

Taylor?

Oh, that's fine. You can

answer. I'll be right back.

Oh, hey.

Oh.

I'm Taylor. I've heard so

much about you from Jack.

I mean, Brad. Sorry. I

don't want to blow your cover.

He told you about that?

Yeah. He tells me everything.

I feel like that's the only way we could

live together and

work together, you know?

Live together?

Right.

Anyway, I know you two are working hard.

I just wanted to see his face. Make sure

he's holding up okay.

Well, um, he'll be right

back if you, if you, um...

I'll give you guys some time to talk.

Oh, please. We have the rest of our lives

to talk. I'll try him tonight. But hey,

keep up the good work, okay?

Will do.

Oh, and I just wanted to say, I hope you

don't think of Jackie as one of those

work hard, play hard

tech morons or anything.

I, I, I don't think that.

He's the sweetest, most amazing person. I

don't know where I'd be without him.

There she is.

Well, look who the cat dragged in.

Tay. Oh my God. I wish you were here.

You've got to see this house. It is the

most insane thing I've ever been in.

I can see. Plus, I googled the address

you sent me.

It's huge. - It's huge.

- Jinx. - Jinx.

Double Jinx, you owe me a soda.

Don't worry. I won't hold you to it. So

have you been able to get a

run in since you've been there?

Yeah, I wish you were here though. You've

got to see this place. I mean, it could

sleep maybe a hundred people at least.

There's a basketball...

You are not allowed to cry right now.

You never asked him

if he had a girlfriend.

You asked him to be your boyfriend, your

fake boyfriend for the next three days,

and he's doing it, and it's going great.

This weekend is not even about you.

It's about Sadie and Andy and Nan.

You have been through

way worse than this.

And one thing about you is you fail big,

but you always learn from your mistakes.

And you will never fall in real love with

your fake boyfriend ever again.

Thanks for that beautiful dinner, Carolyn.

How are you feeling, by the way?

Right as rain, Dr. Brad. Thanks to you.

Oh, I didn't do much.

Don't be silly.

I made you a tea.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Where'd you go?

I just needed a break. That's all.

I just realized that was our

last meal as unmarried, babe.

Yep. Now if I could just make it through

our vows without hurling from nerves.

There you are.

So I got on some good news. So I spoke to

Taylor, and she's got a meeting with the

investor set for the 14th.

So I can't believe it, but I think we

actually might pull this off.

You never told me

that Taylor was a woman.

I didn't think to.

What's your relationship to her?

It's complicated, but she knows about the

whole big dating thing. She would never

say anything. She knows it's sensitive.

Yeah, it's fine. Just

forget I said anything.

It's late. I should probably go inside.

Yeah, yeah. Probably a good

idea. It's a big day tomorrow.

Yeah.

Honestly, I can't wait to get out of

here. Get back to my real life.

Erin, is something wrong?

Thank you for everything. I think you

really had everyone convinced.

Goodnight, Jack.

The bride requests your

presence in the honeymoon suite.

It begins.

Sadie, from the moment that I saw the

back of your head in math class sophomore

year, I knew that you were somebody that

I wanted to get to know.

Is that dumb? Saying it

out loud, it sounds bad.

It's great.

I want to hear where

you're going with this.

Do you have another curling iron? This

dumb thing is not getting hot.

Plugging it in might help.

I haven't been this nervous since.

Nope, this is officially the

most nervous I have ever been.

Honey, it's okay. Okay?

I'm so glad you're here.

Of course I'm here.

I'm always here for you.

And Brad, he has been such an angel.

How can we ever make it up to you guys?

This is your day, baby sister.

I don't want you to worry about anything,

except for the beautiful, happy life

that's waiting for you at the end of that aisle.

Okay, I'm ready.

How do I look?

Sadie.

You like it?

It's perfect.

I thought about wearing mom's dress, but

when I saw this one,

I knew it was the one.

Plus, mom's is more your style anyway,

and I think that she would want you to

wear it for your wedding.

I'm going to get changed.

Okay.

Okay, I can't cry.

You look ready.

I am.

Give me a few minutes.

Hey, Brad.

Yeah?

Will you be my best man?

Sure. I'm honored.

We're so lucky to be in love, man.

Do you ever think about that?

People go their entire lives searching

for that one person that can make them

feel like they can flip a car, you know?

I just feel so lucky that

Sadie's let me stand in her glow.

Even if it was just for

a day, I'd be grateful.

Love rocks so hard, man.

It really does.

All right, I'll wait a few minutes.

Excuse me. Can I top you guys off?

Sure.

Welcome, everyone. It's so good to see

all of your lovely, lovely faces.

You may take your seat now if you'd like.

Looking good, looking ready.

Welcome, everybody.

Bring my clothes upstairs. I'll be in one

of the East bedrooms.

And Davis. Try to blend in.

I don't want anyone

knowing I'm here until I'm ready.

I knew I'd want to follow the back of

that head wherever life leads us.

I'll always be behind you as your biggest

fan, and your proudest

supporter, and your best friend.

Besides Erin.

I promise to love you forever. Thank you for letting me be a

part of your family.

I wish I could have met your mom and dad.

By the power vested in me, I now

pronounce you man and

wife. You may kiss the bride.

Hey, Ernie.

I don't have anything to say to you.

I know. I don't deserve your respect, and

I know that you don't want me here, but I

had to come back to tell

you I am so sorry, Erin,

for ending our relationship the way that

I did and everything that came after.

I was stupid, and ambitious, and jealous

of you, of anyone you

get to work with, and...

and anyone who would

fall in love with you.

When I left yesterday, I met with the

president of the college. They're issuing

you an apology and

crediting you for everything.

I know I have a lot of work to do on

myself, but what kind of man would I be

if I couldn't face you

and tell you how sorry I am?

Is that it?

No.

It isn't. Seeing you again after all this

time and your family.

You make me miss the guy I used to be.

It's always about you, isn't it?

Did you give Sadie a discount on this

place because of me?

I did. Yeah, but that wasn't...

I'll go.

Please, tell your boyfriend. I'm sorry. He

probably thinks I'm a conceited moron.

He's not my boyfriend.

Who is he, then?

It's complicated.

I'll let you get back

to the celebration, but...

Call me.

And when we get back to the city, I would

love a chance to make it up to you.

If a date is too much to ask, then maybe

you could settle for a tech

job with any company you want.

I have a job, Pete.

That's a very interesting tattoo you have there. Bradley.

Oh, don't judge me too

harshly. I got this when I was 18.

It's not new ink, then?

Well, the only reason I ask is because

it's not in any of the pictures my

granddaughter sent to me.

Of her and her

Dr. Brad?

The pediatrician?

I...

You better go ask my

granddaughter to dance now.

I think that's a good idea.

Thank you.

Would you like to dance?

Yeah, we should. Nan's watching.

I missed you at dinner.

Yeah, I... got a little

overwhelmed. I needed a break.

I understand.

You look... beautiful.

Thank you.

So do you.

Good thing you brought options.

Jack?

Erin, I hope I was

convincing as the perfect boyfriend.

But more than that, I hope you know

you'll never need one

to be the most

impressive person in any room.

Jack.

Where's Erin?

Uh, I don't know. Maybe she

slept in. I'll go get her.

Oh, there you are, sleepyhead.

Where's Brad?

Uh...

There is no Brad.

I... I have something to tell you guys.

Let it out, honey.

I'm not the perfect sister, Sadie.

And I'm not the perfect granddaughter.

And I am not the perfect...

I'm not the perfect woman in STEM.

And...

I am not dating a

handsome pediatrician named Brad.

I made him up.

Because being enough on

my own seemed impossible.

But loving someone is

accepting them for who they are.

You know, you... you asked, "Who's gonna

take care of me when you're gone?"

And it's the same person who took care of

us when our parents died.

When my reputation... was ruined.

When I got knocked down again and again

and I always got back up.

It's me.

I am the most impressive

person in any room I am in.

And I'll never be lonely

as long as I have you guys.

Come here, my child.

I love you just the way you are.

You are a wonderful granddaughter.

And sister.

And sister-in-law.

And just don't think

that can't be enough.

And a bag of chips.

And have a man around

the house do the dishes.

I'll keep that in mind.

I promise.

Give me another hug.

I got it, babe.

Oh, okay.

I love you, wife!

I love you, husband.

All right, Erin. It's another beautiful

day in tech bro-topia.

Time to get in there and

break that glass ceiling.

Oh, Erin.

Can I have a couple minutes, please?

Sure.

Please.

I owe you an apology.

Erin, you're an excellent programmer,

and I know you must have felt overlooked

when I brought Jack

on as senior developer.

Truth be told, my master

plan was for you two to team up.

And once I got Jack up and running, my

plan was to promote you

as head of division.

But...

You haven't heard?

Heard what?

Jack Hudson decided not to join us.

It's something about a great opportunity

in the cancer research space.

So what do you say?

Huh?

Head of division?

Yeah, I would be honored.

Great.

You know, it's a pity, though.

You and Jack would

have made a great team.

Yeah.

Erin Connolly!

Taylor, hi. What...

It's good to meet you in person.

Hey, congrats on head of division.

How did you know about that?

I just found out.

Oh, I'm seeing this guy

that works at your office.

You know how it is.

Word gets around.

Jack.

Jack?

My step-brother?

No.

Step-brother?

Well, technically

he's my ex-step-brother.

My mom was married to his

dad before he passed away.

It's complicated.

But hey, I know this

is none of my business,

but you should really

consider giving him a shot.

A real shot this time.

As himself, he has been in love with you

since your commencement speech,

and he's had it pretty bad since he got

back from the mansion.

Just moping around, listening to hours

and hours of white noise.

It's hard to watch.

I...

I gotta talk to him.

Oh, well, he leaves his phone at the

apartment when he goes for long runs.

What? Why would you do that?

What if there's an emergency?

He usually runs at parks nearby.

I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

Okay.

I will just chill here

and watch your stuff then.

No problem.

Jack!

Jack!

This is like the Titanic.

Jack!

Okay.

You're a smart girl, Erin.

Where is a park?

Jack!

Hello, Jack Hudson.

This is Erin Connolly.

Sorry, it's taking me

so long to call you back.

I...

I really hope you check your voice mails.

Unlike me.

Anyway, I just wanted to call you to tell

you that I'm currently drenched in sweat,

running through the neighborhood trying

to find you to tell you something.

I don't know if it's the endorphins, but

I'm just gonna rip the band aid off.

I...

Jack.

Have you been running?

Is there a bear?

No, I just...

I've been looking for you.

Is everything okay?

Is it Carolyn?

No, no, no, everyone's fine.

Yeah.

I just...

I wanted to tell you something.

I am so in love with you.

But even if I do live to be 112 years

old, it still wouldn't be enough time.

And I know I have a lot

of goals for my career.

And when I reach those goals,

and I will reach those goals,

you're the one I want to celebrate with.

Not Brad, the perfect pediatrician.

You.

You...

You weren't kidding. These

endorphins are incredible.

I'm on a roll.

I hate to interrupt

while you're on your roll.

Can I just say one thing?

Yeah.

I love you too.

Double equals.

You and me.

I'm really sweaty.

Oh, yeah, well, in that case, no.