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Don't you think about changing that channel?

What are you doing?

Doing yoga. What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?

Are you watching nature videos?

Yes, I'm watching nature videos. I'm going to find my zen.

Okay, well, I was going to watch some anime.

Well, can't you watch anime in like 30 minutes or so?

Why can't you do this in your room?

Because I don't want a TV in my room.

Okay.

Since when do you do yoga?

Since... Since much of fucking business, okay?

Since when are you up in my business like this?

I feel like you're not even doing it right.

Can you fuck off, okay? I'm getting a good stretch.

I mean, like...

So why didn't you wake Yogi?

Can I just put anime on while you do this? Like, why do you need this plane?

I told you, it helps winter me. I'm trying to fucking relax, for God's sake.

You think I can relax when you're, like, watching anime?

Okay, fine, whatever.

I'll just wait, I guess.

You're just gonna wait in here?

Yeah? Bye.

What the

fuck

are you doing over there?

Nothing. Just waiting for you.

Sure.

Are you done yet?

I'm just warming up, okay? I told you to give me 30 minutes.

I'm not even doing anything.

Are you really fucking drinking your dick right now? No, I'm not doing

I'm not doing anything like I don't have two fucking eyes.

I was just sitting here minding my own business.

You know you're such a weirdo.

What? Why?

I'm not a weirdo.

You're not hard right now.

Show me.

No. Come on. I'm not hard right now.

You look like you're fucking probably hard. Come on.

Show me your cock.

I'm not just showing you my penis.

You're showing me my penis? Yeah, yeah, you are. Come on.

What? You look like you're doing yoga. Okay, come on.

I wasn't doing anything.

You're clearly drinking your cock.

It's not like you're going to join in and do yoga with me.

The least you could do is stretch me out some other way.

What? Come on.

I thought you could actually follow through.

I mean... I'm just a loser who sits and watches anime all day.

No, I'm not.

Then fucking prove it.

See, I told you you were fucking driving hard.

No, I wasn't.

You've only known each other for a few months. It's not like it's that weird.

You're watching me all the time.

Do you really want me to, like,

like, pull it out?

Yeah.

Oh, gosh. Okay.

Come on. Don't be such a loser.

Hey,

those are my shorts.

You're going to need those more.

I mean, how bad did you really want to watch anime?

Because you could watch anime right now.

Do you still want to watch anime?

Oh, I mean, I don't know.

You're acting like this is a trick question.

I'm just nervous. I wasn't expecting it.

Well, I wasn't expecting to have my yoga practice so rudely interrupted, but...

about this, right? I swear I won't.

I feel weird if you tell people about it.

Who am I going to tell? I don't want to be friends.

and give you another out you still want me to watch anime and you gotta do this

sometimes

I can't sleep, honey.

Hmm.

Can you lift it up for me?

This is crazy.

I couldn't help it, okay?

It felt too good.

I don't have sex a lot.

What do you want from me?

Can I just... Just

give me another chance, okay?

I'll just put it back in or something.

Yeah, put it back in.

Geez.

um

Love you, too.