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Hi, Grandpa.

You guys are still stuck at the airport?

Oh my god, that's so annoying.

Did you, like, ask them to, like, see how long it would be?

Ugh, fuck.

So what should I do? Should I just go to Grandpa's without you, or should I wait

for you guys?

Should I just still go?

Alright, I just, like, really wish you guys could come, but that's fine.

I mean, I'm excited to see grandpa. I still really want to go.

Hey, Billy, aren't you telling your guys anything? That's so annoying.

All right, well, once you get here, just try to Uber to his place, and we'll

wake up for the last time.

Hey, honey.

What's up?

Ah.

Can't make it.

Why?

Okay, I understand.

Well, maybe I'll come.

Oh, that's great. At least I can cook for someone.

I haven't eaten in a while, so I'll catch up.

All right.

Let me know how I've been doing.

Okay. Love you.

Meanwhile, I'm going to catch up with my granddaughter.

Be what I want.

Wow.

Hey, Grandpa.

Hello. How are you?

Look at you.

I've missed you.

How have you been?

How was that?

How's college treating you? It's been really great.

I've just been really busy with everything.

I'm glad my mom's not going to be here.

Hopefully, they'll come later.

Yeah, that'd be great.

You know, delayed flights.

Yeah, I know. It happens.

Fantastic.

Thank you. Hey, I hope you're happy.

You're happy. I did.

Yeah, I'm starving.

I love this little patriotism thing. Yeah, I love that. We're matching.

We're matching with my grandpa.

Yeah, totally. Love it.

It's so much food.

Yeah, and you know what I remember?

Your favorite?

Pickles!

Pickles! I'm so excited!

So I guess we'll make our way over to the kitchen. Alright, let's go.

Oh, you cooked

all this for me.

Oh my God.

Grandpa, is there, like, anything you can do about that?

Well, you know, funny enough, that's why I was an exorcism, because you need a

heart rate up, and it helps take away the swelling, and it goes down.

This is too much.

You're so funny.

You know what?

You don't realize you have it. You know, it's just there. It seems like it's in

the way.

Is there anything we can do about it?

Well, you know, what's funny, I was doing the exercise because it says if

heart rate helps take away the effects of, you know, medicine.

And swelling goes down. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I mean.

What am I doing over here?

Do you have, like, chips?

Oh, chips. Yeah, let me get some chips.

Cool.

Chips. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

All right, Grandpa, I know this has been a little crazy, but I think I know a

better way to help your little situation out. Oh, really? Yeah.

Just sit down.

So basically what we have to do is we have to

get it all out. It'll make you feel a lot better.

You know what I mean? You know what? Make it better. Yeah.

You know what? Why don't you just keep these all the way out? We'll give you a

little bit. Okay.

All right.

Wow.

Boy, what a great Fourth of July.

Yeah. Huh?

funny grandpa.

Yeah.

Anything I can do to help.

I'm extremely grateful.

I'm grateful.

Probably felt a little bit better, right?

I'm so glad you know what you're doing.

Thank you.

Yeah. So, tell me about college.

You know what's funny? I actually learned this stuff in college.

You know what?

Makes sense.

Yeah.

A little more wet. Yeah, a little more wet.

Hand eye coordination.

Yeah, yeah.

Kind of good?

Yeah, it does.

You got good hands, baby.

Cute.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That damn medication, boy. Look at it. Don't make that up again, Grandpa. You

can't be leaving the house like this. I know.

Imagine that.

Hey,

you know what?

I know. I know. I learned some good life skills in college.

Yeah.

Ah.

I'm doing it.

Feels good?

Yeah.

Good.

You enjoy that, it looks like. I mean, you're good at it, right?

Yeah, I would say I'm pretty good at it. In college? Yeah.

How was your old grandpa's favorite tone of college boys?

I mean, honestly, Grandpa, I'm a little impressed.

Yeah? Yeah.

Ah. Yeah.

That is quite flattering.

So good.

So, what do you think?

You know, if I'm honest, I'm a little concerned. How long has it been like

for?

Well, I took my medication in the morning, so most of the morning until

Jeez, that's a long time. It doesn't usually last this long. I mean, this is

I have to take it through college.

How is it fun?

I know, you know.

Yeah.

He said he took it around 8 o 'clock this morning and he's still hard and he

doesn't know what to do.

And like, I don't really know what to do. Do you have any advice?

To suck it?

That's good to know. I'll let him know.

All right, thanks, Mom.

Bye.

Hey, Grandpa, can you come over here?

Sure.

I'm so embarrassed.

Yeah, so I think I figured out how to help a little.

Just come over here.

Should we try it?

Yes.

I really want this hug.

I don't know if you can go down any more. I don't know if you can go down

more.

Huh.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

That's a good technique you got there.

College. Yeah?

I

like

that. Feel good?

Two -handed.

We call that

Yeah Wow

Really?

It's so hard. It's so hard. I'm like worried.

I'm worried about you.

Really?

Obviously not.

It's not with my friend.

Hey, Mom.

Um, so, yeah, what you told me before to do is not really worth it for my

friend. Do you really think you want to fight?

Just fuck him?

She's laying on the couch. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine.

All right,

so you just have to get a nice little clap, okay?

I was just getting my order. Oh, my gosh.

All right. All right.

It's just so hard.

Haha.

It's too good for Grandpa.

I don't know why I'm doing that.

Thank you.

It's so fucking hard.

Do you feel better now?