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See how this would line up.

No,

don't die.

Just because I'm watching.

Everything okay over there?

Yes, yes, yes.

Can I get a hint of what you're cooking?

It's a lot of veggies. It is a lot of veggies. I have a hot roast cooking, so

I'm just going to chop these up and throw them in there and have some

for dinner and some yummy meat.

Oh, yeah, I love nice meat.

Yeah, and a juicy steak.

How are you?

Okay, good.

How are you doing?

Hey there.

You know, I have to tell you, I am starving.

So what kind of fun things did you do in Scotland?

So much fun things.

I actually got a rental car. I had to learn how to drive on the

other side of the road. Oh my god, that's crazy.

I couldn't have done it. I swear, I would get in an accident in two seconds.

Every time I tried to make a left... turn, I would end

up in the wrong lane no matter what. Oh, I don't know how you even began to try

to do it. Just the idea that that's something that I have to do when I go

there makes me not want to go.

So get the chair to travel me because it'll never be me.

I like the challenge. It's fun.

The oldest pee room?

Because they do pee time there?

Yeah. And oh my goodness, it was...

amazing so tea time is so elegant and so beautiful

and They have all the different types of teas and the little sandwiches, which

are really cute. I love those little sandwiches. You know, one time Isaiah

me and some of my girlfriends for our birthday to go have tea.

It was so fun.

Remember, it was like me, you and Michelle and Katie. We all sat around a

table and they brought out like two trays. There were like four different

layers. And the little sandwiches were my favorite.

In Glasgow, they had the actual like little trays as well. Really get in tune

with them. culture there.

I can totally just see us somewhere walking around ocean,

shopping, good food. That's what I'm about. I'd like to get something

there that you can only get there.

Yeah. Maybe from a small shop as well to get like an

outfit or like I don't know, something that helps benefit their culture.

Totally.

I don't know.

I'm so bad.

My problem is I pack too much.

And then when I get ready to come home, my suitcases are full. Then I have to go

buy a whole other suitcase.

That's why you pack a small one inside.

Unless you're insane like me and have no room for it because you pack too much.

I can't even leave my house without turning the lights on and off 10 ,000

or the oceans will dry.

When you order sushi, what's your favorite roll?

Um, I like, God, the Philadelphia rolls, really. That's one of my

faves. What's what? The Philadelphia roll. Oh, yeah, those are great.

And, also, I just like sashimi.

I don't know. I'm going to bake salmon.

You do?

Uh -huh.

Nice.

I don't know. I think it also depends on, like, where I'm going to.

Yeah, for sure. Some places are better than others.

I like, you know, just like things.

Yeah. Whoa.

Oh, my God.

Flung potato across the room.

She's, like, getting excited.

I know. I'm like, calm down. What are you, a French fry?

But, like, is there anything else that's going on? What have you been up to? Not

too much. I started reading a new book lately.

this woman who's been married for a long time and she just has a lot of guilt

because she's she's tired of doing everything all of the time and like all

wants to do is make her man happy you know and i understand that so it's been

really good for me to watch and you know relate to and i kind of stopped

watching tv so i prefer reading now it's better for you to read and watch

I feel like I should know my place in the kitchen, and so here I am.

You know, just trying to... What other stuff, like, now that you're, you

Wait, hold on. Is this considered a difficult recipe?

I mean, I guess it's kind of difficult.

There's just a lot of steps, and it's a little bit tedious, and then you have to

wait for everything to cook, and that's what I don't like. Do you have the

marinade stuff?

I did the meat. Yeah, I know.

I know the terms.

I know cooking terms.

You know, I'm so sorry.

I don't mean to be anal, but you're not supposed to have your shoes on in the

house, so I'm just going to take these.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

No, that's okay. It's just, like, brings in all the dirt from the outside world.

We can have that.

Yeah, because, you know, you clean this entire place. I do. I work really hard

on it. This probably takes hours.

Hey, guys.

I mean, it depends on the day. Some days it takes hours. Some days it's...

You know, pretty quick, we'll clean that, but what can you do?

Do you just have salt and pepper?

Is it like the fresh pepper that you drank? It's the fresh pepper, yeah.

kind of what I prefer.

Okay, good, good. I have fresh pepper. I have some paprika.

I can put cloves in if you want.

Spicy, not spicy?

What are you feeling? Oh, I'm not a big spicy person.

I like, you know, obviously I like to have flavor, but I don't want it to be

super spicy.

Totally. You got it.

Upset my tummy.

What about you, baby?

We can do both.

No worries.

Do you like spice?

I do like spice.

Not as much as Isaiah does, but yeah, I like it a little bit.

We always find a way to make sure everybody gets what they want here.

What is the hardest recipe you've done so far?

Pastries. Pastries are the hardest every single time. They're just like, it gets

very scientific.

Everything has to be very accurate or else, you know, you burn something or

something doesn't rise properly. or you use the wrong jam on somebody's birthday

that he doesn't want in there, and you feel bad forever about it, but I still

love making them. They're really great. Pear pastries are probably my favorite.

Isn't it all about folding it too much? Yeah, yeah.

I think the timing has to be right. It's very time -consuming.

What's your favorite?

Oh, man.

I have to say it.

I'm sorry?

I'm more of like a... If I could bake, it'll probably be like cookies. I like

cookies. I love cookies. I can be quite the cookie monster for sure. I love big

chocolate chips. But that's like easy, right? Cookies are easy.

Yeah, they're easier. You can freeze them and make more later. They're a go

for sure.

Maybe we'll make some cookies for dessert.

What's your favorite cookie then?

What is it you like to make?

That's a really good question.

Oh, that's a toss up. I really like, I really like snickerdoodles.

Aren't they hard?

They're, they're not hard. They're just, they're a couple more steps than your

typical like chocolate chip cookie, but it's essentially a cinnamon baked sugar

cookie. So it just takes a second to get the dough together and then the rest of

it's really easy.

Cause I only know how to make chocolate chip cookies.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, that's like my go -to.

I really like those too. I can do pies.

Pies? Yeah. What's your favorite pie?

I can make pumpkin pie. I like a nice classic cherry pie,

like a lattice top on it.

What about an apple pie? Apple pies are nice.

Yeah, apple pie is great. Any kind of pie. I really love pie.

Oh, you know what my favorite in the world is? What?

Banana cream pie.

I've never had banana cream pie.

You what?

I've never had banana cream pie. Oh, you have to try it. It's so creamy and

delicious and every bite you take, something just like oozes down your

the sweetest way.

Yeah, it's like my favorite for sure.

Any kind of cream pie really, I think it's really, really, really good.

Foster cream pies are great.

They're like...

All excellent. You can't lose.

Why did you get that dress?

Man, I got it when I was in college.

One of a kind.

One of a kind.

Good for you.

Man,

I am getting super hungry.

I bet you're starving.

It's okay. We'll be ready soon.

Yeah, they're late. Are you hungry, baby?

I'm starving.

Good.

And there's nothing that we can do. You just kind of let yourself go. No, no.

You're doing everything you're supposed to be doing. I'm doing everything I'm

supposed to be doing. And soon dinner will be served. Can you make dinner

night? Not every single night.

Sometimes I just, like,

have some seasoned crackers because that's, like, what I like to do to

I try to make dinner whenever I can just because I feel like that's what he

wants me to do. And, you know, it makes me feel like I'm fulfilling my part of

the relationship.

So besides cleaning the house, which is a big house, I'm assuming it takes

hours. Do you, like, dedicate your day to a certain room?

Sometimes. The one room that I'm not allowed to go in is Isaiah's office. And

I just stay out of there because it's none of my business.

But what is it against Dusty?

I mean, usually we hire, I think you've met her once before.

What is her name?

Julia. Julia. Julia comes over to clean his office sometimes, yeah.

She's really sweet. She's not as pretty as you, and I don't like her as much as

I like you, but she's cool.

So she comes here and she cleans that.

Do you have someone that tends to the garden too, or do you do that?

Oh, I do that. I have a green thumb. I love being in the garden. You know

interesting is I can keep anything outside alive, but if I bring a plant in

here, like...

this guy's doing well. And it's because I have to have somebody else come water

them because I forget. I forget all about them when they're in my house.

You have someone that comes to like mow your grass.

Oh yeah, I don't do that. Yeah, that's too much for me. Or like trim your

Yeah, somebody else trims something here and there. You don't want a forest or

anything. No, no, I don't want any kind of like...

huge bush or anything like that. It's just not my style.

You don't want to get lost out there. No, no, I don't want to get lost

That's why most of the time I just stay home, because there's so much here for

me to do, inside, outside, and everything in between, that this is my

job. And you know what? I've just decided that not enough women appreciate

much work there is to be done around their household, and I'm just one of

girls who takes a lot of pride in my family. I take a lot of work.

It takes so much work.

You don't understand.

When you're taking care of a home, your home is your baby.

It is, and you would know. You're like the queen of real estate over there.

Yeah, but I have people that take care of myself.

My main baby is my work.

Is it? Yeah.

Did you get your hair done?

A little. It looks so good.

Freshly washed and curled. Nuh -uh.

You know, I want to look good for you. You look so good.

You always look amazing. I don't have as natural curls like you do.

Oh, well, I'm lucky because I would never keep up maintenance on any of

I'd have to leave.

No, don't tame the curls, ever.

Yeah.

Therapy was part about me.

I don't know about that.

You're far more the wild one.

But, like, there's nothing else that we can do to help?

No, you totally just stay there and do your thing. I just have a few more

to clean up.

Wow, you, like, clean up while you cook?

Yeah, you gotta clean while you go. I'm telling you, it works much better that

way. My mom actually taught me that. Or else you just leave your mess everywhere

in the kitchen, and it just...

ends up being very overwhelming at the end of the night. Right? Because why

would you want to, like, eat and then have to clean up everything?

Exactly. When I'm done eating, I don't want to do anything, do I, babe?

No.

And I want to just relax then.

Yeah. You have like an after meal thing, like maybe watch TV or something?

Or read a book, right? Yeah, yeah, there are a few good movies out, but mostly

I've been reading. I write a little bit, listen to some music.

What do you like to do?

I'm really watching a little bit more movies than anything. I love movies. I

think movies are great. I love the different plots and stuff like that.

When will dinner be done?

It should be done in like the next 30 minutes or so, but you guys have plenty

time to get dressed and wash up, okay? So here's this. You need it.

Towels are upstairs.

Go shower and wash up. Yep, yep. And I'm going to set the table.

Perfect.

I hope it's starving.

I hope so.

Okay, bye.

Thank you.