All language subtitles for Hazel S01E33 Heat Wave.DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en.SNY

Oh, hi, Barney! Oh, hi, Hazel.

It turned out to be a
nice day after all, huh?

Yeah. But it's awful hot to
be packing a load like this.

How does this sound to you?

I got a whole pitcherful
inside. Sour, the way you like it.

And ginger
cookies to go with it.

Oh, well, thanks, Hazel, but Rosie
filled me all up with ice tea and cake.

- Oh.
- Sure was a relief to sit down
over there and cool off.

They've had the house
air-conditioned, you know.

No, I didn't. She didn't
say a word to me about it.

Well, they just put it
in. I gotta mosey along.

I gotta make up the
time that I lost at Rosie's.

Keep cool.

How do you like that Rosie,

getting herself air-conditioned
without telling me.

Well, two can play that game.

An air-conditioned house this
size would cost $2,000 or $3,000.

Oh, sure it would, Mr. B.,
if you was to pay cash.

But I know you don't want to
set out a lump sum like that.

Well, Hazel, I'm
glad you realize that.

If you was to stagger
it over three years, that

would bring it to something
like 73.83 a month.

- Hazel...
- Now, George.

Why "Now, George"?
Did I raise my voice?

Do I look angry? Well...

What could be more comfortable
than an air-conditioned house?

Now, if we can figure
out some way to pay

for it, I think we should
go ahead and do it.

Now that's using
the old bean, Mr. B.

How much do you pay for lunches?
Not less than a dollar and a half, I bet.

Now, if I was to pack you a nice,
nourishing sandwich and a thermos...

Hazel! George can't take his
lunch to the office in a paper bag.

Why not?

If there's something we really want, we
should be willing to sacrifice to get it.

- Right, Hazel?
- Right.

However, Hazel,
you must realize...

that the $73.83 monthly payment
does not represent the entire expense.

You see, there'll be the
cost of electricity to run it,

depreciation, interest that we
could earn on the money, et cetera.

What et cetera? You
named everything in the book.

All I'm getting at is, would you be willing
to assume some of the financial burden...

by taking a slight
cut in salary?

Well, uh, how much?

$73.83 per month.

Boy, it sure feels like it's going
to turn out to be a scorcher, huh?

The weatherman predicts
a very pleasant 76 degrees.

Oh, yeah? You know where they
take those official temperature readings?

Down the basement at city hall,

which is probably
air-conditioned.

City hall doesn't
have a basement.

They do have
air-conditioning though.

I know, because when I
went to get our dog licenses...

Dorothy, that has
nothing to do with the case.

They do not take temperature
readings in an air-conditioned room.

Well, they certainly don't
take them in my kitchen.

Harold, don't
shovel in your food.

I want to go out and
play before it gets too hot.

All right. You may be excused.

Thanks, Dad. Hey, Mother, can I
wear my trunks over to Jimmy's?

No, dear, it isn't warm enough
yet to go without your shirt.

No, your mother is right.

If you take off your
shirt this early in

summer, what will you
do when it's really hot?

Okay, Hazel.

Boy, it's sure going to be hot here this
August. That's what I was telling Rosie.

Oh, how is Rosie?
Oh, she's fine.

Boy, she gives me a pain though.

Always bragging about her job
and the folks she's working for.

The Craigs are nice. Oh, sure.

But they're not the only ones
that have got air-conditioning.

Oh, I didn't know they were
putting it in. Oh, well, I didn't either.

That Rosie is a sly one. I never
would've known it if Barney hadn't told me.

Hazel, I'll have
some hot coffee.

Oh, sure.

And I'm not interested in Rosie or
the Craigs or their air-conditioning.

Okay, but don't blame
me if the mail is late.

If the mail is late?

What's the connection between the
mail and the Craigs' air-conditioning?

I don't know. It must have
something to do with Barney.

Have you ever thought of
getting a portable air conditioner?

No.

I could use it in my
kitchen in the daytime,

and you could use it in
your bedroom at night.

Hazel, once and for all,
finally and unequivocally,

no matter what happens to the mail, I
cannot afford to air-condition this house.

I may not even have a
job in a couple of months.

George, what do you mean?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
pop off. It's not that serious.

Not serious?

George, darling, if there's something
wrong, why haven't you told me?

There's nothing wrong.

All I meant was
that I've been with

Butterworth, Hatch and
Noll for five years now.

And if they don't make me a full
partner soon, I'm going to resign.

Is that all? Boy, for a minute
there you had me worried.

"Is that all"?

I hadn't intended telling you yet, but
you both might as well be prepared.

George, they should've made
you a partner a long time ago.

Sure. You're the best
lawyer in the whole city.

And if Mr. Butterworth
doesn't realize that,

there are plenty of
other places that will.

I was thinking we might have the

Butterworths over for
dinner some night soon.

Good idea. And I could have it
out with him in a nice, friendly way.

Sure. If one of my dinners don't
give you a full partnership, nothin' will.

Hazel, I'm counting on that.

I'll call Mrs.
Butterworth right now.

I better start planning my menu.

Mr. Butterworth's
crazy about seafood.

Maybe I'll have curried crab and
then first a little cold vichyssoise.

No, maybe I better
have broiled lobster.

Curried food don't set
so good on some people.

We don't want to give him heartburn. That's
the one thing we don't want to give him.

Hazel, we're going to leave
the menu entirely up to you.

I wouldn't have nagged you if I knowed
you had something important on your mind.

I know, Hazel.

From now on you ain't going to hear
one more word about air-conditioning,

no matter what
happens to my social life.

Now, let's see.

I think I'll have
cracked crab...

instead of the
broiled lobster...

It's so hot.

And, uh, grapefruit
and avocado cocktail.

Boy, how am I ever
going to raise $249.95?

And it just might be that I've
got a nice piece of apple pie.

Oh, no, Rosie. Rosie, please!

I couldn't do it.
I've had enough.

As soon as I finish my
tea, I've gotta be on my way.

Rosie! Oh, Hazel!

Come on in and
cool off. Oh, I...

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
know you was entertaining.

Oh, take my chair,
Hazel. I've gotta be going.

Oh, no, you don't have
to run on my account.

I just dropped in for a minute to
ask if I could borrow something.

Oh, I was just going.
Not that I want to.

I could stay around here all
day if I didn't have my job to do.

Rosie, thanks a lot for
the delicious refreshments.

I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye, Barney.

You too, Hazel. See you around.

I hope you're not
mad at me, Hazel.

Mad? No. Why? What for?

Finding Barney here. Oh,
I got no strings on Barney.

Don't matter to me
where he spends his time.

I got more important things
to think about. Oh. Like what?

Like planning a
dinner for Mr. B.'s boss.

It's so hot today, I'm
gonna have cracked crab.

I wanted to borrow the ice
crusher. That's why I come over.

Oh, sure. Hi, Hazel!

Oh, hi, Charlie.

Well, what a pleasant
surprise for my eyes.

How's the antique business?
Oh, splendid, splendid.

Sorry I can't stay and chat, but I
can't wait to hook up this air conditioner.

I sure need it.

Air conditioner? You sold
him the air conditioner?

Well, I didn't, Hazel.
I only work here.

Well, it was in the
master bedroom.

Naturally they don't need it now
they got the whole house done.

How much did he pay them for it?

Forty dollars. Forty dollars? Do
you know what them things cost?

You might've given me a chance
at it. I'd have done as much for you.

I had no idea
you'd be interested.

Oh, like heck you didn't.

Charlie... Oh, he's gone.

A fine friend you turned
out to be, Rosie Hammacker.

I knew you were mad.

I knew the minute you
walked through that door

and saw Barney visiting
that you were mad.

I could tell by the
expression on your face.

I said to myself, "Rosie,
Hazel's going to be mad.

She's going to try to
pick a fight with you,

just as sure as your
name's Rosie Hammacker."

Oh, go turn down
your thermostat.

42.50, cash on the barrelhead.

If I were a rich man, I'd
give you the air conditioner.

Forty-five.

I would have it wrapped in a box and tied
up with a silk ribbon three inches wide.

Fifty.

I would have it delivered to your
doorstep in a shiny new truck...

with gold lettering
on the side...

Charlie's Antique Shoppe,
with two "P's" and an "E." But...

You ain't a rich man, Charlie,
and you ain't never gonna be...

unless you make up your mind to take
a fast 25% profit on your merchandise.

But, my dear lady, that air
conditioner is not merchandise.

It's a capital investment.

You mean it ain't
for sale at any price?

When I had a junk shop, it
didn't matter how hot it got in here.

People don't expect modern
conveniences in a junk shop.

Okay, Charlie.

But now that I am the proprietor
of a fancy antique business, Hazel,

I've got to compete with
Merryweather down the street.

She has air-conditioning, and
I have to have air-conditioning.

And I gotta have
air-conditioning.

But I see your point. I don't blame
you, Charlie. Wait. Wait a minute.

I have here the solution
to your whole problem.

A genuine antique Spanish fan.

Handmade lace and
mother-of-pearl on the end.

For one person, how much
air-conditioning do you need?

Oh, no, thanks, Charlie.

At Merryweather they would
charge you $15 or $16 for this.

But to you, one
dollar and a quarter.

I'll give you a dollar if you'll
throw in this cup and saucer.

Hazel, that's Haviland!

3.25 would be my
rock-bottom price. Hmm.

Oh, this is nice.

22.50?

Oh, these are pretty plates.

What an eye you have. I
should make you a partner.

Do you only have five of them?

Do you know how long it took
me to collect those five plates?

Longer than I have
been in business.

Dresden. See on the
back here? See this mark?

It means they were made in 1725.

Oh. They're pretty.

Sometimes I get
discouraged, Hazel.

I look around me and say,

"Charlie, the junk man,
who are you trying to

impress calling yourself
an antique dealer?"

And then I dust off my
Dresden fruit plates...

and all my dreams
are possible again.

You're really crazy about
them, ain't you, Charlie?

I'd give anything for
more of these plates.

Someday I will complete my set.

And who is going to
call me a junk man then?

Well, nobody calls you one
now. Not when I'm around.

For you, Hazel,
my very good friend,

I will sell this Haviland cup and
saucer for a dollar and a quarter.

Oh. And this fan is
a present from me.

Oh, thanks, Charlie.

Here you are.

You know, gift
wrapping I don't have.

Oh, that's all right. I got the
car parked just down the block.

Any time you're in the
neighborhood, drop in and cool off.

Thanks.

Oh, good afternoon.
May I help you?

Uh, oh, yes.

Uh, do you have any cups and
saucers in Haviland in this pattern?

Well, let's see, shall we?

You're a collector of Haviland?

Well, in a small way.

No, I'm afraid I don't
have this particular pattern.

But I do have
something you'll like,

and it's very chic to mismatch.

Well, I ain't the chic type.

How about some dinner
plates? I don't know.

That's a nice cut glass bowl you
have in the window. How much is that?

Oh, it's the star pattern.

Isn't it lovely?

I can see you
have excellent taste.

It's $75. Oh.

But I've had it in stock for quite a
while, so I'll let you have it for 60.

Well, I'd have
to think about it.

What's that old dish?

You do have good taste.

But it's a fruit bowl.

Oh, isn't it lovely?
Old Dresden. Very rare.

Yes, that's very pretty. But
I don't have any use for it.

Well, it's really
a museum piece.

I could use a couple
of plates... fruit plates.

You don't happen to
have any in that design.

Well, it just so
happens that I do. Four.

One has an edge cracked, but the
other three are in excellent condition.

Uh, just for kicks, what
are you asking for them?

Well, in order to
make a new customer,

and if you take all five pieces,

that would be $30 for the
bowl and 24.50 times four.

Let's say $125.

Well, I'd have to think
about it. How much is this?

Six dollars. You couldn't touch it
for a penny under 12 in New York.

Oh, I really shouldn't, but I'll let
you have it for four dollars and a half.

Well, it's very pretty, and
the price is right at 4.50.

Yes, I couldn't let it go
for a penny under that.

But I spent so much
for the cup and saucer.

Well, I'm really getting
kind of tired of Haviland.

What about a trade? Well...

This cup and saucer's worth
at least three and a quarter.

And I'll give you this and 50
cents cash on the barrelhead.

A dollar.

Seventy-five?

How much is this star
pattern compote dish?

Twelve dollars you'd pay
for this at Merryweather.

But I'll give it to you for
what it cost me... 8.50.

Well, this is worth six dollars,
but I'll give it to you for five.

I'll give you seven for the compote.
That's two dollars cash money.

All right.

Here we are.

Two.

Hello?

- Hi, darling!
- Hi.

- I was wondering if you wanted
me to bring anything home.
- No, not a thing.

You want to ask
Hazel? I'll hang on.

- She isn't home.
- She isn't home?

Doesn't she realize we've
got company coming tonight?

Now, George, don't get excited.

Dinner is all
prepared. I looked.

She must've gotten
up at the crack of dawn.

Well, where is she?
When's she coming back?

Dorothy, if anything goes wrong
tonight with the Butterworths there...

Stop worrying. Hazel
wouldn't let us down.

She better not.

Well, okay. Call me if you
need anything. Bye, honey.

Bye-bye. And don't worry.

And that's worth 12 bucks. And it'll
go with the punch bowl in the window.

And besides, this chair needs a
lot of work done on it, you know.

Miss Burke, I enjoy doing business
with a woman who appreciates fine things.

All you have to do is tighten the
legs and just sand it down a little...

and you could get
at least $25 for that.

I'm out of my
mind, but all right.

Two, three, four, five...

That's, uh, seven
dollars you owe me.

There you are.

And five is seven. Oh, swell.

Thanks.

Oh!

Oh, it's lovely!

I have a customer who'll
give her eyeteeth for it.

I'm asking 125 for it.

I'll take it on consignment.

I'll split the profit with you.

No. Them Dresden fruit
plates ain't doing you no good.

It's going to be years before
you complete a whole set.

Give me $10 cash
and it's a deal.

My fruit plates?

Hazel, you found
my fruit plates!

Hazel, my friend, how did
you ever get ahold of them?

Oh, it wasn't easy.

Hazel, you can have anything
you want... my whole shop, my life!

Just your air conditioner.
Oh, gladly! Gladly!

This is a little present
I'm throwing in extra.

Oh, no!

Look out for my air conditioner.

That's to be delivered in good
condition, or the whole deal is off.

I'll guard it with my life. I shall
install it with my own two hands.

I shall never forget
your kindness.

I shall take you to the movies
tonight, if you'll do me the honor.

Oh, thanks,
Charlie. Not tonight.

We're having company
for dinner. Some other time.

Oh, Mr. B.! Where you been?

Holy cow, it's hot in here. The
Butterworths is here already.

Missy is giving them
a cool drink inside.

I got held up in traffic.
Everything all right?

Oh, sure. Here, freshen
yourself up with this cool towel.

If you're going to be a full
partner, you gotta look like one.

A night like this, I'll be
lucky if he doesn't fire me.

Ooh, that feels good. Yeah.

I saw that trick in a Japanese movie
on the late show. Ain't it a doozy?

It's terrific.

You all right? Yeah. Here.

There we go. Okay,
thank you, Hazel.

Oh, wait a minute. Would
you take these in for me?

Hot hors d'oeuvres
on a night like this?

Any time anything I
serve ain't satisfactory,

I can always get a
job as a geisha girl.

Thank you, Mr. Butterworth.

After a day like this, it's a real
pleasure to be in this lovely cool home.

George? Is that you?
Oh, George is here.

Yes, darling. Sorry to be late.

Good evening, Mrs.
Butterworth. Hello.

Mr. Butterworth. So
glad we could come.

You must be very glad to
get home and cool off, George.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Walter, just look at this
beautiful flower arrangement.

It's exquisite.

It's George's
taste that I admire.

After all, he picked Dorothy.
Oh, well, thank you both.

Dorothy, where did
that come from? Hazel.

Well, it's a lifesaver, but
where did Hazel find money to...

Shh. Well, according to her, she got it
for nothing and made a $10 profit on it.

Mr. Butterworth.

You're a lucky
young man, George.

Nice home, beautiful
wife, cook like Hazel.

Hope you appreciate
your good fortune.

Oh, I do. Believe me, I
do. Good night. Good night.

Oh, wasn't that marvelous?

I'm so proud of you. Me too.

The old boy was sure in
a good humor, wasn't he?

Hazel, guess what. George
has been made a full partner.

Butterworth, Hatch,
Noll and Baxter.

Oh, doesn't that
sound wonderful?

I didn't even have to
ask him. He asked me.

They should've
put your name first.

You're the best darn lawyer in
the whole city, and they know it.

Oh, come on, Hazel. Well, I
guess my dinner didn't hurt either.

Oh, it was delicious, Hazel.

My hollandaise sauce with
cracked crab is one of my specialties.

I hope you don't mind.

I invited Barney over
for a snack tonight.

He's almost as crazy about
cracked crab as Mr. Butterworth.

Of course we don't mind.

Hazel, I just don't know how to
thank you. Oh, no thanks is necessary.

Just help me get my air conditioner
out to my kitchen where it belongs...

before Barney gets here.

Oh, sure, Hazel. And thanks
very much for letting us use it.

Oh, I'm glad to give you the
loan of it. It was awfully nice of you.

Well, now that
Mr. B.'s a full partner,

maybe you can afford
to get one of your own.

There we are.

You know, Missy, you couldn't ask
for a more lovable, kinder, smarter man.

If only he didn't have
that little stubborn streak.

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