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Original subtitles

This is Floor Is Lava.

Let's get it, baby.

You got it, baby.

Come on.

The game show where if you fall in...

No.

You're out.

Okay, here we go.

Each player- Yeah ...

who makes it across gets one point.

We did it.

The team finishing with the most points

gets 10 grand from me, Rutledge Wood.

But if you splash- ...

no cash.

See what I mean?

Let's see how these three teams handle

the planetarium.

The planetarium is a surreal theater of

heavenly bodies and relics from the

space program.

This astro playground has diverse paths

from the entrance to the exit,

all designed to make getting across a

real challenge.

Here's a route for those with good

balance.

You can planet hop through the solar

system all the way to the Apollo

capsule.

There's another way to the Apollo

capsule,

but you better have good climbing

skills.

You can traverse the merciless

constellation wall and make your way to

a computer console with a tempting

button that might change the course.

That's just one of the components

hidden throughout the planetarium with

surprises in store,

but only if you discover and activate

them.

Once on the Apollo capsule,

you can choose your exit strategy.

Moonwalk on the moon rock and hop

through the exit door,

or travel across Mars to the tricky

telescope,

and then get on that rocket for the

final launch to the exit.

Whichever of the countless routes you

choose,

your team will need to move quickly

because after five minutes the stairs

to the exit begin to sink,

making escape a tremendously difficult

mission.

The planetarium's first visitors are

Jordan, Gerald, and Lajuan,

a team of former college roommates,

who now that they've graduated,

are all back home living with their

mamas.

This is my cousin,

and this just the homie, you know?

I walked on to the UCLA basketball team

my freshman year of college,

and by the time I graduated I was a

full scholarship player at UCLA.

We lived together for three years.

Yeah, we lived together for three years.

He's actually a pretty good roommate,

I'll give you that.

I appreciate you.

Gerald's a pretty clean guy, honestly.

I wouldn't say that.

He used to leave his hair in the sink a

little bit, like here or there.

I'm pretty sure they didn't ask for

that.

Bro, you're talking too much.

But I gave it to them.

Be quiet.

All right.

When we win this $10,000,

it's about time for us to get out of

our parents' house.

That sounds fun.

Yeah.

You know, honestly, Lajuan,

me and Gerald been looking for

apartments,

but we ain't really kept you in the

loop.

But if we win,

we can put you on the lease too, bro.

Oh, my gosh.

Woo-hoo.

And here they are, the mama's boys- Oh,

my God ...

preparing for blast-off.

Bro, the Earth is flat.

I told you, bro.

The Earth is flat.

I told you.

Hello, mama's boys.

For this game,

anything and everything in this room is

in play,

so push and pull whatever you think

will help you.

Your aim is to get each player to the

exit.

Whichever team gets the most people

across wins.

Oh, and one final rule: don't fall in,

because the floor is...

Lava.

Lava.

We have lift off.

You got it.

Oh.

Who gonna, who's gonna do this wall?

Somebody's gotta go that way.

Who has the most upper body strength?

It's you or I, for real, actually.

You're not gonna consider me?

Well, I mean, dude,

you said you couldn't do the monkey

bars at the gym.

Yeah.

Bro, I think you can,

I think you can get it.

I can't do them.

But you need to be careful over there.

All right, let's go.

You gonna hit that wall?

Yeah, I'll hit the wall.

I got you.

I got you.

How do you feel?

I feel, uh, feel scared,

to be honest with you.

Does it feel secure?

No.

No?

Jordan regretting- No ...

to brag about his upper body strength

now that he has to prove it.

You got it.

Yes, sir.

Let's go.

Yes, sir.

Make sure you hold on to the top of

the...

Oh, bro.

Oh.

This is slippery.

You got it.

Step wide.

Step wide.

Just bypass that one.

Be careful when you land.

Yeah, be careful when you land.

Ah.

Jordan will have to transition from

using his upper body and arm strength

to his lower body and balance as he

makes his move to the console.

Good, good, good, good, good.

Don't slip.

See if you can press that button.

Step on...

I would...

You'll have to, like, press the button.

See if you can press...

Oh.

Okay.

Jordan rules.

He opened up another option to get to

the Apollo capsule in the center of the

room.

Just take the rocket to the space rock

and it's one intimidating hop onto the

capsule.

Hey,

I don't think you guys need to both

come this way.

I think you need to, like...

Someone needs to go another way.

Okay.

That's some highly detailed and sage

advice from Jordan.

I'm not gonna lie to you,

I'm nervous as, as I don't know what.

Bro, don't go...

It is slippery this way.

You got this, bro.

Don't, don't go this way.

Wait, let me see.

Let me see.

I would not climb on the Earth, bro.

All right, I'ma just go.

I'ma go there, then to Flat Earth.

Lajuan plotting a course to the Flat

Earth by way of icy planet Neptune.

Hey, oh.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

This is kinda fun.

Here, I got you if you need to stand up.

All right.

Which way am I going?

Go to Flat Earth.

I feel like if I jump I'm gonna slip.

Then take a big step.

I'ma jump.

I'ma jump.

I'ma jump.

I'ma jump.

I'ma jump.

I'ma do it.

You got it, bro.

You got it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

He jumped.

Lajuan may have a future in ballet or

tap.

He hits his mark, but not the high note.

Oh.

Oh.

His teammates mocked his upper body

strength,

but his toes are twinkling through the

solar system.

Oh.

There's a button at the top.

Should I press it?

Yes.

Red alert.

Yes.

Lajuan sees the button- That button ...

on the top of the Apollo capsule.

See if it moves.

Huh?

See if it moves.

Jordan's right to not trust any of the

obstacles in this room.I can't reach it.

But if Luan can hit that red button,

it'll open up more options for him and

his team.

Okay, I'ma, I wanna,

I'm gonna press this.

I think that's closer if I were to go

from that rock.

I'ma just do it, bro.

Hey, Gerald, if he gets it,

he can live with us, bro.

Jordan knowing how to push Luan's

buttons.

You got me?

I got you.

You got me?

Yeah.

Hey, for Nipsey, bro.

For Nipsey.

The marathon continues.

Ah.

Yes, sir.

Oh.

Whoa.

That's Luan.

Small step for Luan,

one giant leap for a new apartment.

Wait, this, this moves.

Yeah.

Dude, there's nothing to grab.

I'm about to jump.

All right.

Go.

Luan, you're our leader, bro.

Show us how it's done.

Oh, suddenly Luan's the leader.

Well, isn't that ironic?

Grab the top.

Grab the top.

Ah.

Luan surpassed his teammates'

expectations once again by freeing up

the rocket,

which opened up a new way out over the

telescope, onto the rocket,

and then a jump to the exit.

Or he could leap from the Apollo

capsule to the space rocks,

and get to the exit that way.

I'm going here.

Gerald, you got it.

Just use your momentum to, to,

to go on the rock.

Gerald should have no problem- Ah ...

making that huge leap since he was a

point guard on the UCLA basketball team.

Ooh, that's extreme upper strength.

Slam dunk.

Gerald definitely looks like a

basketball player,

but he should have point guarded his

face, or become a gymnast.

Should I go- Wait.

Should I go- ...

this way, or should I go- Bro,

take a step and try and- Okay ...

grab onto that.

Let's go, Jordan.

It's on you.

Jordan fearlessly getting ready to jump

from the control panel to the rocket.

Oh, I can't do it, bro.

You gotta go.

I can't.

Yes, you can.

Bro.

We don't use that word, can't.

I, I'm...

I don't know what to do, bro.

You gotta go.

We gotta go.

All right.

Eh, maybe not fearlessly.

Bro, you, you got...

Whatever's comfortable.

Hey, that wasn't even that bad, bro.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Whoo, sheesh.

All right, I'm going to the next rock.

Okay.

I'm not gonna be able to see you.

Bro, I am slimy.

Ooh.

Hey, can I make it,

or should I try and go to this?

Or I think, I think you- It's,

I think you should try, you should...

Let, let me go first.

Bro.

Hey, Gerald, bro- Let me go ...

you're gonna have to move rocks so I

can move too.

It looks like the boys are engaged in a

high stakes game of follow the leader.

Be careful.

Be careful.

It's not easy.

Wow, that seven-foot leap- All right ...

would make a frog green with envy.

All right, I'm leaping across.

You got it.

Whoo.

Go.

What the...

Hey, Luan, I can't see you,

but I trusted our family.

Hey, man, I got this.

You got it.

You got it.

I'm going there.

You're going there?

Bro, before them stairs fall.

They're descending.

Gerald's right.

That first stair will be gone in

seconds.

Come on.

Now is Luan's chance- You got it ...

to prove that he's worthy- You got it

...

once again of being Gerald and Jordan's

roomie.

Come on.

Come on, you got it.

Bro, Luan.

You got it, bro.

You got it.

You got it.

Ah.

You got it.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The eagle has landed.

Go, go, go, go, go.

One point for the mama's boys,

but his teammates need to get to the

exit before those stairs disappear

completely.

He got that.

All right.

All right, Jordan.

Everything's possible.

Let's go.

Now it's Jordan's turn to make that

massive leap.

All right.

Hey,

did y'all just run and jump on this

rock?

You just...

Hey, hold on.

Hug it.

Hug the rock.

Just run.

Hug the rock.

Let's go.

He's done it.

Is that Michael Jordan,

or is that Jordan Jordan?

That's three for three making that long

jump.

Incredible.

Good.

I think you wanna go here next.

Whoo.

Bro, keep your feet out the lava.

Luan with some excellent advice.

Luan, when you went on- Hold the top ...

I, I, I put the,

put my feet on the second one.

Feet on the second one, hold the top,

and grab it.

I started off low, though.

Whoo.

Hold on.

Yes.

Land on your stomach.

Land on my stomach?

Yeah, and just hug the whole thing.

With Gerald's basketball background,

netting that last leap should be no

problem.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Houston, we've got a problem.

Ah, the lava.

No.

I need to see that again,

but like how it was playing in my head,

in CinemaScope.

Ah, the lava.

No.

Oh, it makes everything better,

doesn't it?

No.

Gerald's fall away means one less point

for his team, but he gave it a shot.

Bro, how, how stable is this rock?

Get that one.

Jordan needs to book.

In case of a tie,

the team that gets across fastest wins.

You can land on your feet.

Just jump.

You got it.

Just jump.

Don't slip.

I, is that platform open, or no?

It's gone.

What the...

Where's the steps?

You think you can catch me,

'cause I will, I will parkour.

Absolutely not.

I'm serious.

Jump here.

I'm gonna try something very risky.

I wanna leap and then leap off.

All right.

And I'll help, I'll help bring you in.

Sounds like a foolproof plan to me.

You got this.

What could go wrong?

Oh.

No....

Mama's Boys.

Sure, Luan was lu-wonderful- Oh.

...

earning a point for his team.

But Basketball Gerald couldn't face the

facts and was short on his final jumper.

Ah.

Then Jordan repeated the fail,

and into the lava he went.

Oh, my gosh.

We get this 10K,

we're gonna frame a picture of you

crossing that, that finish line,

running up that wall.

Doing your victory dance.

Doing your victory dance in the

apartment.

And you know what?

We'll pay for the picture with some of

the 10K.

Yep.

So you get an apartment and a picture.

Thank you, guys, so much.

A lifetime souvenir.

Luan's score managed to put him and the

Mama's Boys atop the leaderboard,

for now.

The second team to take a voyage across

the planetarium is Triple Threat,

made up of married couple Nick and Kay,

and Kay's cousin, Xavier.

Nick and I met in 10th grade,

we were 15,

and we've been together since.

From the first time that I met this

beautiful woman,

I knew that she was the one,

even though we were just having lunch

together.

Kay.

Burger King.

Burger King was our first date,

and I bought you some mini muffins.

Right.

They were dating when, um, I was a kid.

He would always sneak into the room

when Kay and I were dating,

and unfortunately,

he's been traumatized ever since.

By far, I'm the leader.

We got a good leader, I think.

I am.

I hope.

You hope?

I hope.

Yeah.

No, no, we...

He is, yeah.

I am.

You are, you are, yeah.

Yeah.

Ooh, wow.

Oh, this is cool.

Wow.

All right.

Oh, wow, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hello, space cadets.

All right.

This game is simple.

There's only one rule: don't touch the

floor, because the floor is...

Hot.

It's hot.

Hot.

Come on,

this show is called Floor Is Lava.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

So I'd say step up,

and we'll try to vault you up a little

bit so you can stand up on there.

Oh, okay.

All right?

Okay, hold on, hold on.

As the leader,

Nick's first decision is to launch his

wife onto a planet billions of miles

away from Earth.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Nick, hold on.

Ready?

So just,

and then hold my balance and jump there?

Yeah.

Okay.

Ready?

Hello, Neptune.

Higher gravity works in Kay's favor- Be

careful ...

for an easy and stable landing.

Leap, leap off of one foot,

land on your other foot,

and try to hit that platform.

Just take your time.

Take your time.

Relax.

You got it, you got it.

Reset your footing if you need to.

Oh.

Oh.

Woo.

Kay makes it.

Years of mud runs, squats,

and mat work have paid off big for Kay.

Watch your footing, watch your footing.

Careful.

Hold on.

Ah.

Whoa, whoa.

You wanna go?

All right.

Or you want me to go?

I almost feel like I need someone here

to help me push through here.

You see what I mean?

Maybe if I jump on it with my knees.

Yeah.

You got this, Nick.

Come on, you got this.

Nick and Xavier choosing to follow

Kay's path.

There you go.

Different strategy than the last team-

You got it ...

where Jordan chose to climb the

constellation wall.

You got it.

Nice.

There you go.

How slippery is that, Kay?

It's pretty slippery,

so just try your be- just take your

time, though.

All right, hold on, hold on.

Ooh, a little slip.

Yeah.

But Nick has the knack.

Move a little bit here.

I'm gonna f- I'm gonna jump right here.

Right here, okay.

Go right.

I think I can step on that.

You can?

Okay.

I think I can step it and get it.

Okay, oh.

The thing is,

I don't know how stable it is.

No, I think that,

I think that's gonna be stable.

It doesn't look like it's gonna move.

Stay, go ahead and start.

With his two cousins rock solid- All

right, Xav ...

Xavier is now in the game.

Do you think you can step on it, Nick,

or you think you can push me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch.

Be careful.

Whoa.

Be careful.

I know, I know, it's hot.

Nick,

about to step on the platform Kay thinks

is stable.

If you weren't busy with cat videos on

your phone earlier,

you'll know that that capsule is not

stable.

If you could step on it,

that'd be great.

You want my hand or anything?

Just stay there.

Just stay right here.

Stay there, stay there.

Oh.

Come on.

Uh-oh.

Got it?

Hold me, Kay.

What do you want me to do?

Relax, relax.

What do you want me to do?

Not the quad stretch he had in mind.

You gotta pull me as much as you can.

If there's one thing an adult male

loves- Hold on ...

it's to test his groin strength.

Okay.

Ah.

Ready?

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, Nick.

Oh.

Oh, fail.

Down.

Oh, Nick, where'd you go?

Into the lava.

Nick lunges for the capsule but can't

get his footing,

so Nick's Apollo mission is aborted.

Team Triple Threat is now a Double

Threat,

but a win is still possible- Okay ...

since the first team only scored one

point.

You wanna go first?

I'm gonna go here.

Okay.

And I will try to go there.

You know what, Xav?

And then we'll try to work this one

together.

Okay.

Let's do that.

Oh, are you serious?

Oh, boy.

Can't...

I mean, yeah.

Yeah?

Let's try it.

Okay.

'Cause that's too slippery.

That's too slippery.

Xavier's scoping out Uranus.

Whenever you're ready.

Oh.

Now firmly- Got it?

...

planting his boot on Uranus.

All right, you're on, you're on.

Woo, come on.

All right.

Same, same way, Xav.

And then when you jump,

I'm just gonna try to hold you.

Okay.

Xavier's next move is a leap to Jupiter.

And he makes it.

Got it?

Awkwardly.

It's slippery.

Boy,

he's sure glad he wore those man pants,

huh?

Oh, my gosh.

One.

Oh, I know what's next.

TwoOne, one What?

That's two I'm ready.

Go ahead.

Pull them out.

Okay.

Must be that new math.

I feel pretty secure here, so.

Okay.

Okay?

One, two, three.

All right.

All right.

Xavier taking charge since leader Nick

no longer in the game,

vaulting seven feet to join cousin Kay.

Xav,

I think you're better off doing this

and then just press the button.

I need...

I think I just need to really run it

and get...

grab the top.

Yeah.

That's gonna- 'Cause what Nick did,

he lost momentum.

Uh, no big deal,

but technically what Nick did was the

splits.

Oh, yep, splits.

Okay.

Go for it.

I'm gonna try to kick off.

Go ahead.

One.

Two.

Three.

All right, Xav.

Great.

Woo.

Cap-solutely.

Yes.

Okay.

If he can get to it,

Xavier can launch himself to the exit

from that rocket.

So- You should do what I did.

Step here and just grab onto this.

Well, why don't you go there first?

Okay.

Kay sending her cousin Xavier on the

route that uses- Oh ...

the newly revealed rocket.

Yes.

But there will be no lift off unless he

can get onto Mars and navigate the

telescope.

All right, Xav, come on.

Just go for it.

He's on Mars.

Elon Musk will be so jealous.

Xav, come on.

Go for it.

You're gonna have to hug that.

Okay.

Yeah.

Have to hug it tight.

Yeah, you're gonna have to hug it,

and then it's all balance from there on.

Ugh.

Nobody we've seen has reached the

telescope yet.

Oh, Xav.

Oh, and it looks like- Ugh ...

Xavier is X-ed out.

I gotta do it for them.

Kay can still win,

but she's gotta finish quicker than

Lajuan's time of 6:47.

She has less than 45 seconds.

She better hurry.

All right.

I'm doing good, I think.

Oh, this lava.

Time is closing in on Kay,

trying to keep her team in the fight.

Ugh.

She's opting to go the same route as

Xavier.

Will the telescope put the finish into

focus for her?

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Kay's doing all she can to keep her

team in this competition.

Maybe she'll make it to the exit and

get Triple Threat on the scoreboard.

Hope she figures out that the telescope

tips.

Ah.

Oh, no.

She toppled off the telescope and off

the scoreboard.

Triple Threat is a triple zero.

We got zero points.

We didn't make it.

But we went down as a team.

Team.

As a team.

One goes down, we all go down.

Hey, we all go down.

Hell, yeah.

We all go down.

Team Triple Threat failed to score,

so they are officially out of the

competition.

With one team left to run the course,

the Mama's Boys remain in the lead.

The last team to attempt the

planetarium crossing is Carl, Theresa,

and Dan,

three teachers who call themselves the

Edutainers.

We are high school teachers.

Uh,

we work in science and math together,

and, uh,

our building is the S&M building,

believe it or not.

Stands for Science and Math.

There's no doubt that our team is going

to be the winning team.

You name it, I was a dancer,

I was a cheerleader.

A matter of fact,

I practice yoga on stand-up

paddleboards in the middle of the ocean.

I've done some mud runs in my day.

We've done a zombie run,

but they're a little bit too easy for

me,

so therefore I like to dress up in a

tuxedo.

I have an orange tuxedo I bought years

ago.

I was dating my wife.

She goes, "You're never,

ever gonna use that orange tuxedo

again." It comes out at least twice a

year minimum.

At least.

At least.

Easily twice a year,

and highly fashionable.

We need that 10 grand.

We need a new teachers' lounge up top.

It's ratty, literally a folding chair,

nothing much else.

I think the beach umbrella blew away

that I brought up there years ago.

We'd like to add a ping pong table to

that, and also some patio furniture.

Maybe a little wet bar up there.

Oh, no.

Probably not at a school.

Oh.

Oh my...

Wait a minute.

Oh, boy.

Whoa.

What's going on?

And here they are,

fresh out of the classroom- All right

...

the Edutainers.

This is like Dr.

Evil's, like, lair or something.

I see Uranus right over there.

It's Uranus.

Uranus.

I knew I was saying it right the whole

time.

Uranus.

We got this.

Teachers,

there's just one rule: don't fall in,

because the floor is...

A lizard?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa,

that lava looks especially volatile.

So what, what's our game plan?

I guess I'm gonna go that way.

Would, would you want me to try that?

Yeah, those are sturdy.

Ugh.

Theresa wastes no time hopping onto

Neptune.

Let's go.

Atta girl.

Make it happen, Theresa.

Oh.

How are you on balance?

Okay, I'm good.

It's all right.

All right.

This is really sturdy.

This dancer is looking at some

challenging steps as she faces a

difficult jeté from the top of Neptune

to the slick surface of the flat Earth.

Let's go, Therese.

Oh, my.

She was almost stepping out for real.

Oh.

Theresa's forward momentum nearly put

her headfirst into the lava.

Those jazz hands saved her face from

melting.

Are you okay?

Melting?

You're fine.

You're fine.

Just your arm hurts.

I think one of us has to go this way.

Yeah.

Just because it looks like that's a

control panel- Yeah, I think so ...

for rocket ships.

So we can control...

Carl has noticed the control panel.

The Mama's Boys went for it.

Triple Threat left it alone.

Come on, constellations, help me.

Use that...

Pinch, pinch the grip.

Pinch it.

This looks much easier- I know ...

than it really is.

Pinch it.

Ah.

Holy sugar.Oh.

Those constellation handholds are only

two inches wide,

and Carl's not wearing his lucky orange

tuxedo.

My legs are shaking.

Dude, I'm like...

Think about your geology students.

All right.

I can do it.

Come on.

I can do it, guys.

Carl should shake a leg and get onto

that console,

or his geology students will make fun

of him for an era.

Rock over there.

Is that too far?

And he makes it.

Be careful.

You got the button?

What do you think that button does?

See what happens.

See if anything does it.

Is that a button?

Can you turn anything?

I don't know.

Whoa.

Oh.

Well, that helped.

Wait a minute, did you see that?

So now you can scooch along here.

I can't move under this.

Or you can come back.

Oh, there's no way.

Carl letting fear make the decisions.

Jordan took his chances and the rocket

proved a quick route to the rock.

Hey, it's not even that bad, bro.

I'm gonna go for this one.

Okay.

Theresa looking to be the first woman

on the moon.

Let's go, Therese.

You're doing great.

She's done it.

All right.

I made it, guys.

I made it.

Somebody buzz Aldrin.

Math teacher Dan finally adding himself

to the equation.

There you go.

Use that reach.

Just push off.

Carl climbing back towards the start

line.

This could add more time to their run,

and don't forget,

time is the tiebreaker.

Big Bear.

Strength of a bear.

It's for $10,000, guys.

That's all the motivation Dan needed.

He really wants that patio furniture

for the teachers' lounge.

Okay, guys.

I think I'm ready to try for this rock

right here.

Go for it.

Come on, guys.

You can do it, Therese.

Grab onto it.

Chemistry teacher Theresa looking to

create a covalent bond between her and

that space rock.

Let's go, Therese.

Yes.

Awesome.

A covalent bond was formed all right

between Theresa's face and that rock.

Face, meet rock.

I'm gonna go to this one.

Step on that.

Step on the rock and go.

You mean two steps?

I don't know.

Oh, no.

Dan totally miscalculated that jump.

Ironic.

Pull up.

Hold on.

Pull yourself up, Dan.

Save yourself.

You got this.

Pull up.

No, come on.

Pull up.

Hold on.

Use calculus.

You always said it was worth something.

Ah, numbers let you down.

No.

Oh, boy.

I know this equation.

3 minus 1 equals 2.

Math teacher Dan's figures are way off

as he overshoots flat earth and lands

flat wrong on the slippery rock.

Ah.

From there, it's unrequited lava.

Let's go, Therese.

The Edutainers can still score two

points and beat the Mama's Boys,

but they need to keep moving quickly.

You want me to try to get on this?

I don't know.

Where else can you go?

I can hit that button if I get up there.

I guess.

Hey, did Dan climb and then stand up?

Yeah, just grab it.

Just grab it and then stand up.

All right.

Yeah, it's not bad.

Ugh.

I don't know if there's another route.

You wanna try to jump onto this one?

I can give it a whirl.

That might be easier than trying to get

there and there.

Those are both really slippery and-

There's, there's,

there's hot magma all over it.

You might be better off trying to jump

to this.

Always wanted to go to the moon.

Go Carl.

You got it.

You ready?

Not wanting to follow Dan's footsteps

into the lava,

Carl would rather take a flying leap at

the moon.

People have been yelling at him to do

that for years.

Oh.

In space, no one can hear you scream,

but everybody heard that.

Oh.

There's no other way to say it.

Carl the geology teacher gets his world

rocked.

Oh.

And now it's all up to Theresa.

She can win this game if she can get to

the exit before Lawan's time of 6:47.

Little nervous.

How am I gonna get across there?

Ah.

I'm gonna have to jump onto this thing.

I guess I just have to go for it.

The former cheerleader trying to

rah-rah-rouse herself.

She needs to move fast.

That clock is ticking.

Come on.

Oh, no, teacher down.

A failing grade for the teachers.

Oh, no.

What?

Dang it.

Oh.

Oh well, guys.

We tried our best.

What about our patio furniture?

No patio furniture, I guess.

Looking for donations for patio

furniture.

Yeah.

With zero points,

the Edutainers have flunked out of the

contest.

Good news for the Mama's Boys,

as they'll be meeting me,

Rutledge Wood, for their prize.

10 grand and the volcano of victory

await the winning team.

Behold, the lamp.

You got it.

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