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Hey, look! A Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow, neat!

Give me a break.

I don't like this!

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Fear not, Ranger.

Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was

that? That was Venger, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide

in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

will ever work the same again.

Hey, come on. I thought it was a striped chicken.

And besides, who ever heard of a skunk with feathers, huh?

Presto, can't you find something in that hat of yours to make the smell go away?

I sure hope so.

Abracadabra, quick as a wink.

Conjure me something to fight Eric's stink.

Very funny.

Give me that.

That's perfect, Eric. Now you look as awful as you smell.

No! No! What?

It's an earthquake.

No! No!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hank!

Can you see him?

Yeah, I think so.

Hey, look at this!

What is it?

Looks like some kind of box.

Maybe it's treasure!

Why don't we open it and find out?

But what if there's something horrible inside?

Are you kidding?

It's probably filled with untold riches.

Undead witches is more like it.

Dungeon Master!

I wouldn't touch that box if I were you.

I told you it was horrible.

Horrible schmorrible. He probably wants to keep all the cash for himself.

There's something valuable in there. I can smell it. All I can smell is you,

Eric. The Cavalier is right.

There is much of value in that box.

And an equal amount of pain and horror.

Oh, come on. Make up your mind.

What is in the box, Dungeon Master?

Nothing. Nothing?

First there's something valuable in it, then there's pain and horror in it. Now

there's nothing in it. I think there's nothing in his head.

There is nothing in the box, and something in it as well.

It is Zandora's box.

Zandora was a good sorceress, and an even better friend.

Many years ago, Venger banished her into another world, where she has been

trapped ever since.

You mean like we're trapped in this world?

Mm -hmm. I wish there was something we could do.

There is.

The box you have discovered holds the only key to her freedom and yours.

You must take the box to Skull Mountain, place it under the shadow of the skull

at high noon, then open it. But you must never, never open the box anywhere

else. Oh, I...

There's something in the box and nothing in the box. The nothing is valuable,

but the something is horrible. And if we open it in the right place, we get

nothing, which is good. But if we open it in the wrong place, we get something,

which is horrible.

I love this little guy.

Huh?

For a box full of nothing, this thing sure is heavy.

According to the map, it'll take us one day to get to the Skull Mountain place.

Great! As soon as we get Sandor out, maybe we can get out and go home.

Maybe, Bobby.

Let's get moving.

I

think

we're lost.

I think we're exhausted.

I think we're stupid.

We will rest up for a few minutes and then head up that mountain slope to the

north. Oh, no, we won't. What's the matter now, Eric?

The matter is, Hank, we're lost because of him. It's time a real leader took

charge here. All right, all those in favor of my being the new leader, raise

your hands.

must be packed and they're tighter than sardines.

All right, Eric, let him out. I can handle him.

Huh?

They're gone.

Huh? But where'd they go?

Now I get it. This must be a map of passageways to other dimensions.

When the box is placed on any of these spots, it opens a stairway into another

world. And one of those spots must lead to our world.

But which one? I'll bet Zandora knows.

Let's get this box to Skull Mountain and ask her. Come on!

Next time, perhaps you'll think twice before you deceive me.

Avenger? What is it?

I bring news about the young ones.

What about them?

They found it, and they're taking it somewhere.

Found what?

Zandora's box.

Zandora. Dungeon Master's old ally.

Hmm.

So Dungeon Master has sent his young pupils to free Zandora and return her to

this world. We shall see to it if they fail.

I don't get it. There's no jungle on this map anywhere.

Well, there's a jungle here.

I thought you said we had to walk a whole day.

Yeah, we've only been walking a few hours. Who cares?

You want to drag this thing another 20 miles or what?

Look, the shadow of the skull is moving.

I guess we better go down and check.

Well, you know, in case that's a bad guess, I'll stay topside with Presto and

keep a lookout.

This is scary.

They'll be all right.

Won't they?

Sure, it's probably just a sewer.

We're walking right into the...

checking out the Echo.

down and check it out. I'll wait up here alone.

closed the box.

What? We're trapped in another world.

What else is new?

Don't worry, sis.

I'll get us out.

Those puny hornets didn't have me worried.

I beg your pardon?

Can't you ever knock before entering?

We put the box right where you told us, Dungeon Master.

Yeah, right under the shadow of that giant skull?

Giant delusion, you mean.

Then you tricked us.

Look, if you'd just tell us how to get out of this crazy world, you'd save us

all a lot of time and trouble.

They escaped.

Fool. With Zendora free, Dungeon Master will have even more power. We must move

swiftly.

I'm telling you, I can't go on. My feet hurt. My hands hurt.

And my ears hurt from all your complaining, Eric.

to do is open it.

Oh, no. Not me.

I've had enough monsters for one day. I'm not afraid.

I'll open it.

I told you it was a mistake.

Oh, thank you, young ones, for setting me free.

Dungeon Master sends his greetings. I should have known Dungeon Master would

forget me.

Now that you're free, we were hoping you could help us get home to our world.

lead you in the right direction.

But how?

I am a sorceress, aren't I? You have freed me. Now it is my turn to free you.

This isn't our home.

Not yet.

But if you open the magic box, you will find a stairway leading back to your

world.

I will take good care of the unicorn for you, Barbarian.

friends. They will never reach home.

Venture! Out of my way, feeble one.

Not that feeble, Venture.

You are wasting precious time.

Without Dungeon Master and the weapons of power, you cannot stop me.

I shall deal

and I will leave you in peace.

Resist me and you shall be destroyed.

We'll give them to you, Avenger.

He'll go back and conquer Dungeon Master and the entire realm.

There's only one thing to do.

We led Venger here.

We'll have to lead him back.

You're nuts.

I wouldn't go back to that crazy place for a million bucks.

Have it your way, Eric.

I'm going.

With or without you.

When in Looney Land, do as the loonies do.

Wait for me!

Bobby!

Those zaps can go back if you want to. Not me.

Nope, I'm home and I'm staying.

Nothing can make me change my mind.

Give me that tail.

You'll be trapped back home. Yeah, and by the time we get back, he'd probably

take over the whole planet.

Hand over your weapons and the magic box or I shall return to your world and

turn it into a smoldering cinder.

You'll never get their weapons or the magic box, Venger.

He will, but not with your weapons.

But they were in the box!

Yes, but not where Venger entered.

This is where the box was when I put your weapons into it.

Nice going, Zandora.

But where's Venger?

Let's see.

According to the map, he should be right about here.

As soon as I have those weapons.

for freeing me. I am sorry that Venger destroyed the natural bridge.

It was the only spot from which the box could have transported you home.

What? Are you nuts?

There must be another spot that'll get us home.

There. That's close enough.

Aha! I knew it. The stairway to freedom.