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Chappelle's Show.
Chappelle's Show.
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Chappelle's Show.
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Oww.
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Woo-hoo-hoo.
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Woo-hoo.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's start
the show.
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(announcer) Ladies and
gentlemen, Dave Chappelle.
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Hey.
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What... oh, snap.
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Oh, thanks, yo,
thanks, yo.
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Welcome everybody,
welcome to Chappelle's Show.
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Welcome, man.
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Thanks for coming out
tonight, yo.
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You know, I almost was
afraid no one would be here.
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I had a conversation
that upset me,
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where a dude said my show
was offensive to black people.
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Normally, that doesn't bother
me, but he was white.
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So, it freaked me out...
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(laughing)
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He had me thinking
for a second, word?
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But he might have a point.
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I'm not gonna discount him
just because he was white.
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Who knows.
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Some people just know
black people, right?
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Yo, I'm serious, they got,
like, gut instincts.
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Some people
know black people.
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But who are
those people?
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We don't know.
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So we got some people,
and we put them to the test.
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Now, what you're about to see
is absolutely real.
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These are real people.
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This is not,
this is not actors.
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This is the real deal.
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Give it up for
my new game show.
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Welcome to the show.
"I Know Black People,"
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where we take contestants who
claim to know black people
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and put their knowledge
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of African-American culture
to the test.
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The contestant who answers
the most questions, of course,
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wins our grand prize.
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Let's bring them out
one at a time now.
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Our first contestant
is a professor of
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African American
studies and history
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at Fordham University.
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A New York City
police officer.
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This is a writer for
such black television shows
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as the Chris Rock Show
and Chappelle's Show.
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Okay, our next contestant
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works in a
Korean grocery store.
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...is a DJ. And claims to
have many black friends.
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...is a social worker
in Wilmington, Delaware.
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Most of his boys he goes to
school with are black.
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A barber in Brooklyn
who claims that 100%
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of his clients
are black.
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Let's play the game.
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What is a
"badonkadonk?"
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A badonkadonk.
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A badonkadonk
is like a, uh,
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a incredibly
attractive ass.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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A badonkadonk.
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Big penis.
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(buzzing)
I don't know.
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He's talking about
my rear end, I think.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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(laughs)
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You do have a badonkadonk.
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I may have heard that once
or twice before, yeah.
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...I'm tellin' ya,
Washington Heights,
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they'll tell the cops,
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"girl, you've got a
badonkadonk."
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Ohh, that's junk
in the trunk,
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that's what you
put your mug on,
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you saddle up and ride,
that's a big ass.
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(dinging)
He is correct.
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(dinging) Junk in the trunk,
what you put your mug up,
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(dinging) Saddle up and ride, or an ass,
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are all acceptable answers.
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Black people.
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Why do black people love
menthols so much?
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I don't, I don't know.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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All right.
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Nobody knows,
nobody knows for sure.
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'Cause that's
what Newports are?
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Is it a fact that they
like menthol cigarettes?
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I'm not even sure.
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I don't know.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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No one knows.
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Black people.
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On the popular
show "Good Times,"
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what did Mr. Bookman
do for a living?
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Ohh, he was the handyman.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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He was the super.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Let's see, I don't know who
Bookman was on "Good Times,"
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so I'm gonna
have to take a guess.
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Um, was he a janitor?
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Amazing.
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Did not know see the show.
yet knows that Bookman
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was cleaning up.
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(dinging)
He was the janitor
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(dinging) And his
nickname was Buffalo Butt.
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That is correct
and a bonus point.
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Thank you.
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Black people.
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Could you name any
of Bookman's nicknames?
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Booger.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Buffalo Butt.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Chi-chi?
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Chi-chi?
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I am checking the judges
for chi-chi.
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(buzzing)
I'm sorry that is incorrect.
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His name was Bookman?
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Yes, and he was fat.
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What did they
call him?
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Ah, "Fat Janitor Guy."
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(buzzing)
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Black people.
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Why did black people
distrust Ronald Reagan?
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Because he was white.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Because he was white.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Why did black people
distrust Ronald Reagan?
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Because he took all
his money.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Because he was
a Republican.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Why did black people
distrust Ronald Reagan?
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Hmm, he wasn't suppose to be
trusted in the first place.
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(dinging)
He is correct.
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Black people.
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Tito, is pimping easy?
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No.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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No.
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(dinging)
That is correct.
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Um, Big Daddy Kane would say,
"it ain't easy."
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(dinging) "Pimping ain't
easy," he is correct.
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It's hard.
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(dinging)
Correct.
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All right, I have
a hard time with it myself.
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Yes, pimping, as a matter
of fact, ain't easy.
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Is pimping easy?
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Hell, yeah.
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(dinging)
Somehow that is correct.
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Black people.
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Woah, the competition's
heating up.
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Don't go anywhere,
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because we'll be right back
with more I know black people.
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(cheering)
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We'll find out who wins
later in the show,
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but don't go anywhere.
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We'll be right back
with more Chappelle's show.
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Oh, yeah.
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Welcome back
to Chappelle's Show.
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You know, folks...
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there's a lot of
talk on the streets
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about "keeping it real."
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I hear men saying it,
I hear women saying it,
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we all just gotta be careful.
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When you're "keeping it real,"
pick your spots.
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Reality is hidden
for a reason.
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And now we will show you why.
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You're watching "When 'Keeping
It Real' Goes Wrong."
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Brenda Johnson was
at home one night
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eating popcorn and watching
television with her girlfriend.
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The telephone rang.
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(ringing)
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Hello.
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(dial tone)
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Brenda had a simple
choice to make:
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Ignore the mild rudeness
of someone hanging up on her
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or "keep it real."
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Fuck that, I don't like
people playing on my phone.
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Girl, don't even trip,
you bigger than that.
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No.
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I don't like people
playing on my phone.
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But in reality,
it had nothing to do
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with people playing
on her phone.
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Brenda had long
suspected her boyfriend Jamal
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of cheating on her.
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This was the straw that
broke the camel's back.
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(ringing)
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Hello.
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Did you just
call here, bitch?
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Excuse me?
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I know you just called here,
don't play dumb with me.
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Stop fucking my man!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I dialed the wrong
number, okay.
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I star-69-ed you,
you dirty ho.
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You and I both know
you sleeping with Jamal.
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No, I was trying to
call my aunt.
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Oh, bitch, please.
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You a bitch
and so is your aunt.
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(dial tone)
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Oh, no she did not
hang up on me again.
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Again?
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Brenda could've ended
the conflict there.
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You wanna play,
bitch?
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Let's play.
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But she decided to push
her real-o-meter into the red.
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'Cause I keeps it real
like that.
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Brenda went onto her computer
and did a reverse look-up
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of Janice's number.
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Not only did she get Janice's
address but directions as well.
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I'm fix'n to ride
on this bitch.
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You won't be fucking Jamal
in this car, ho!
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Take that you
clap-having jezebel.
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It was a wrong number!
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Fuck that!
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I don't like people
playing on my phone.
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I keeps it real.
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What Brenda didn't know is that
Janice was borrowing the car
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from her older brother,
a federal agent.
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She also didn't know that
defacing a government vehicle
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is considered a felony
in certain cases.
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This being one of them.
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After a short trial, Brenda
was sentenced to six years
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in federal prison.
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What's really hood,
bitch?
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Brenda knew it was important
to establish her realness
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early in prison.
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Confronted by
another pivotal decision,
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she decided then and there
to keep it real.
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All right, bitch,
let's settle this right now.
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Oh!
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The three women were all serving
consecutive life sentences.
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It turned out
they kept it realer.
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(screaming)
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And as for her
boyfriend Jamal..
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You wanna talk about
keeping it real?
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He was cheating on Brenda
with her best friend.
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I keeps it real.
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(laughs)
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Ain't that right,
shorty?
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That's right.
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From eating popcorn in
the comfort of her own home
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to eating fruit cocktail off
of a prison floor,
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Brenda rounds...
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fuck that!
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I don't like people
playing on my phone.
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Just another case
of what can happen
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"When 'Keeping It Real'
Goes Wrong.
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Oh, shit.
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We're gonna take
a quick commercial break,
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don't go anywhere
everybody.
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We'll be
right back.
258
00:10:57,798 --> 00:10:59,492
I'm serious.
259
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,661
Man.
260
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,698
The greatest show.
261
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,867
What's happening,
everybody?
262
00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,602
Welcome back.
263
00:11:09,643 --> 00:11:13,113
And now let's see who's
gonna be the winner of
264
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,241
"I Know Black People."
265
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,450
Competition's been
stiff in the first act.
266
00:11:17,451 --> 00:11:19,185
Let's see how it goes in
the next round.
267
00:11:19,186 --> 00:11:20,446
Are you ready?
268
00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:22,615
What is a loosey?
269
00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:24,456
Now, I should
know this.
270
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,387
Ahh, a smoke.
271
00:11:27,428 --> 00:11:29,988
(dinging) Damn, that's...
that's absolutely correct.
272
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,329
A single cigarette.
273
00:11:31,332 --> 00:11:32,612
A loose cigarette.
274
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,367
(dinging)
That is correct.
275
00:11:34,368 --> 00:11:35,628
A cigarette.
276
00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:37,362
(dinging)
That is correct.
277
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,400
What is a loosey?
278
00:11:40,441 --> 00:11:44,737
Is that a, ah,
a way of saying oral sex.
279
00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:46,039
(buzzing)
280
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,681
No, but we should
start saying that.
281
00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:50,376
What is a loosey?
282
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,845
One cigarette bought at
the store from the Arabs.
283
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,622
(dinging)
That is correct.
284
00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,749
A cigarette bought
at the store,
285
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,787
one loose
cigarette, from an Arab.
286
00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:02,088
Black people.
287
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:04,257
What is a chickenhead?
288
00:12:04,298 --> 00:12:06,028
That's a woman who, um,
289
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:12,065
puts her mouth
on the member of a...
290
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,840
or sometimes called
a crackwhore.
291
00:12:13,841 --> 00:12:16,836
(dinging)
That is acceptable.
292
00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:20,667
That is one of the many
definitions of a chickenhead.
293
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,080
A fellatious woman.
294
00:12:22,082 --> 00:12:23,343
Here we go.
295
00:12:23,384 --> 00:12:25,118
Mark, things are
looking up.
296
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,680
Um, let's see.
297
00:12:27,721 --> 00:12:31,150
Somebody on TV used to
say chickenhead.
298
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,621
You're such a chickenhead.
299
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:38,091
I don't know
what show this is,
300
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,693
but I'd like to see it.
301
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:42,428
Somebody who's stupid.
302
00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:43,296
(buzzing)
303
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,766
No, a chickenhead
is a hoochie, whore,
304
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,975
or a fellatious woman,
apparently.
305
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,577
It can be used for
different things.
306
00:12:51,578 --> 00:12:52,879
It's mostly used to describe
307
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,008
a ho or an
ugly woman.
308
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:57,650
(dinging) A woman that
likes to suck penis.
309
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:01,514
A woman that likes
to suck penis.
310
00:13:01,555 --> 00:13:02,825
To give a loosey.
311
00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:05,024
That's right,
to give a loosey.
312
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:07,153
What is a chickenhead?
313
00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:10,189
Oh, you can find
that anywhere
314
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:12,140
in the hood, on the block.
315
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,093
It's a bird,
316
00:13:14,134 --> 00:13:16,736
one of those that you just
bring home and wear out.
317
00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:20,166
(dinging)
That is correct.
318
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,242
A bird that you bring home
and wear out.
319
00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:24,937
That is correct.
320
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,407
That's what they're for,
that's how they're used.
321
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,709
Black people.
322
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:33,179
Finish this good time lyric:
323
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,649
"Temporary layoffs.
Good times"
324
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,252
"easy credit rip-offs."
325
00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:40,987
"Good times"
326
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,589
"scratching
and surviving."
327
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,325
"Good times."
328
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,060
"Blank... "
329
00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:48,361
"good times"
330
00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:53,566
I know that one character
on "Good Times"
331
00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:55,301
was JJ Walker.
332
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,036
That's very good.
333
00:13:57,077 --> 00:14:00,505
I get mistaken for him
a lot in shopping malls.
334
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:05,712
Another actress on good times
is Lenny Kravitz's mother.
335
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:06,579
(buzzing)
336
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,354
Oh, I'm sorry, that was
"The Jeffersons,"
337
00:14:08,355 --> 00:14:09,615
but close.
338
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,784
"Easy credit
rip offs
339
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,086
"good times
340
00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:15,688
"scratching
and surviving
341
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,423
"good times
342
00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,592
(humming)
343
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,327
"Good times."
344
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,628
Damn.
345
00:14:22,669 --> 00:14:26,966
"Ain't we lucky
we got 'em
346
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:30,002
"good times."
347
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,605
Yeah, uh...
348
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:39,112
I remember when Willis
had a drinking problem.
349
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,413
(buzzing)
350
00:14:40,454 --> 00:14:42,582
"Scratching
and surviving."
351
00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:43,883
"Good times."
352
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,184
"Blank... "
353
00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:46,486
"good times."
354
00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,653
Hmm, and I've always
wondered this myself.
355
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,691
And it sounds like
"hangin' in a jury,"
356
00:14:51,732 --> 00:14:54,552
but it's, it's, it's,
and is it a...
357
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,462
say that one more time.
358
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:57,804
Say what you
just said one more time.
359
00:14:57,805 --> 00:15:00,366
(in soprano)
Hangin' in a jury
360
00:15:00,407 --> 00:15:03,836
um, and I always
thought, as a kid,
361
00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:06,479
does that mean that someone
is hung in a jury?
362
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,214
But I didn't, I didn't...
363
00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:11,210
you know, I have to say
you can tell
364
00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:13,813
I know the actual song,
365
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,456
but those are ones I never
could decipher what it was.
366
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,717
It was a...
367
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:20,359
Brian Tucker just pointed out
a fact that is very true.
368
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,094
This is the
most disputed lyric
369
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,263
in all of the
"Good Times" lyrics.
370
00:15:24,264 --> 00:15:25,091
Yes.
371
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,866
I am inclined to give
him the point.
372
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:27,733
I look at my judges...
373
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,035
(dinging)
He gets the point.
374
00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:30,770
All right, and what
is the correct lyric?
375
00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:32,051
The correct lyric:
376
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:34,634
"Hangin' in
a chow line."
377
00:15:34,675 --> 00:15:37,276
I had to look it up on
the Internet myself.
378
00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:39,011
I thought it was
"hangin' a cracker."
379
00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:40,273
Black people.
380
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,875
And now for
the final question.
381
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:44,177
Are you ready?
382
00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:46,345
I'm ready.
383
00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:50,249
How can black people
rise up and overcome?
384
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:53,719
Um, how can they rise up
and overcome?
385
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,623
Well, can
they overcome?
386
00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:58,491
No.
387
00:15:58,532 --> 00:16:00,660
(dinging)
That is correct.
388
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:03,262
Reparations.
389
00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:04,604
(dinging)
That is acceptable.
390
00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:05,905
This is a rap lyric?
391
00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:07,206
No, this...
I'm sorry.
392
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,508
Oh, this is
a general question.
393
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,809
This is an actual question.
394
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,070
All right.
395
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,804
There's a complex
answer there.
396
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,974
(dinging)
That is correct.
397
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,878
Staying alive.
398
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:21,047
(dinging)
That is correct.
399
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,782
That is correct.
400
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,991
Well stop cuttin'
each others throat.
401
00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:27,159
(dinging)
That also is correct.
402
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,891
How can black people
rise up and overcome?
403
00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:33,202
Get out and vote.
404
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,494
(buzzing)
405
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,137
That is incorrect,
I'm afraid.
406
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:38,397
I'm sorry.
407
00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:39,699
Black people.
408
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,908
Well folks, our judges
tallied up the scores,
409
00:16:41,909 --> 00:16:44,036
and we have a winner.
410
00:16:44,077 --> 00:16:45,338
Rob the DJ.
411
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,649
Rob, come on out.
412
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,980
Excellent job, Rob.
413
00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:49,041
Congratulations.
414
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,583
Here's the grand prize.
415
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:53,185
Of course, it contains
a lifetime supply of
416
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,748
Murray's hair cream.
417
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:56,656
That's right.
418
00:16:56,657 --> 00:16:58,824
And one can is a
lifetime supply, trust me.
419
00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:01,387
Two bootleg DVDs,
420
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,463
and, of course, what would
a grand prize be
421
00:17:04,464 --> 00:17:07,025
without a pack
of menthol cigarettes.
422
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,327
Black people.
423
00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:10,102
We'll take a quick
commercial break,
424
00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:11,797
but don't go anywhere.
425
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,661
We'll be right back with
more Chappelle's Show.
426
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,639
Turn on your TV,
427
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:21,847
what you
gonna see?
428
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,843
And now it's time for
our musical performance
429
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:30,483
by the lovely, the soulful,
miss Erykah Badu.
430
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,705
Right now,
what we're gonna do
431
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:47,400
is go back,
all right?
432
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,135
Back in the day now
433
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:55,207
back in the day
when things were cool
434
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:56,943
hey
435
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,714
all we needed was bop-bop
bop-bop bop-ba-domp
436
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:07,353
oh bop-bop
bop-bop bop-da-domp
437
00:18:07,394 --> 00:18:09,088
well well well
438
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:15,161
soulflower take me
flying with you
439
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,065
hey
440
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:22,101
gimmie that bop-bop
bop-bop bop-ba-domp
441
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,836
hey ohhhh
442
00:18:23,877 --> 00:18:27,740
some of that bop-bop
bop-bop bop-ba-domp
443
00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,909
well well well
444
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:36,849
back in the day
when things were cool
445
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,150
hey
446
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,922
all we needed was...
back in the day
447
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,958
when things were cool
448
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,162
let me tell you
what we used to do
449
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:56,802
we used to meet up
with these dudes
450
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,839
hey
451
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,140
check it out
452
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:08,080
then we rolled out on
hopes and truths
453
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,683
that's truths and hopes
454
00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:15,454
my sweet honey
can't go away
455
00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:19,358
for a little while
456
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,865
when my candy's
gone away from me
457
00:19:25,906 --> 00:19:29,335
I'm a helpless child
458
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,636
I forgot
459
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,105
the laughin' the singin'
the jammin' the talkin'
460
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,749
the pumpin' the trunk
with the windows rolled up
461
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,576
puff
462
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,480
well well well
463
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,123
the laughin' the singin'
the jammin' the talkin'
464
00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:47,118
the pumpin' the trunk
with the windows rolled up
465
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:47,987
hump - ow
466
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,891
how sublime
467
00:19:51,932 --> 00:19:54,100
and we would ride around
the park 'til its after dark
468
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:57,136
and when we get home
hope the dog don't bark
469
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:58,831
puff
470
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,434
one-two-
471
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,470
I'm sugar free
472
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,675
in the night
473
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,278
so lonely
474
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,447
I'm sugar free
475
00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:17,049
heyyyy,
heyyyyy...
476
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,218
in the day
477
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,953
so lonely
478
00:20:20,994 --> 00:20:23,989
I'm sugar free
479
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:27,460
so lonely
so lonely
480
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:29,195
in the night
481
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:32,231
so lonely...
I'm...
482
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,966
I'm sugar free
483
00:20:34,007 --> 00:20:37,436
I'm... I'm...
yeah- yeahhhhh...
484
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,171
in the day
485
00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:41,340
so lonely
486
00:20:41,381 --> 00:20:43,509
oh, sugar...
487
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,545
that's right.
488
00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:49,622
I would like to thank
my guest Erykah Badu.
489
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,357
I'd like to thank
each and everyone of you
490
00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:52,617
at home for watching,
491
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,786
and everybody in
the room for being here.
492
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,128
I'll see you
next week.
493
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,257
I am out!
494
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,293
I'm rich biatch.
495
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:02,324
(horn honking)
496
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,896
Hi, thank you.
497
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,539
All right,
this one nobody got,
498
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,274
not even the black dude
got this.
499
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:10,401
All right, you're
walking down the street, right,
500
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,137
a black dude comes up to you,
501
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:15,174
he hands you two dimes
and a nickel
502
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:16,908
and says
may I have a...
503
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:17,817
what does he want?
504
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,077
(men and women)
Case quarter.
505
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:19,945
Yes.
506
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:21,287
See, nobody got
"case quarter."
507
00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:25,151
Who was the only
black sweathog?
508
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:26,214
No idea.
509
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,319
(buzzing)
510
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,396
Correct answer, of course,
Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington.
511
00:21:30,397 --> 00:21:34,237
But he didn't happen to have
the answer (clap) handy.
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