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Original subtitles

Hi, Grandpa.

Hi,

Grandpa. How are you doing?

Good. You found that book.

Yeah, yeah, it's super interesting. I just found it up in the attic and wanted

to give it a read.

It's really interesting.

Yeah.

You know, I've had a book story.

Your mother does.

We used to do a lot of exercise on that boat. We'd spend hours.

She was quite the gifted individual, I should say.

Gifted? Absolutely.

Okay. I mean, if you say so. I don't really buy into a lot

of it.

No? No. A lot of people do.

You kind of have to experience something.

Well then, do you want to admit me then?

I don't know.

It kind of comes naturally.

Maybe you may have the gift for six generations.

I don't know.

We'll try.

Grandpa, we can find out. Yeah, we can actually try.

Hard to see if you have the gift.

Well, I mean...

I don't really know how much of all this I buy into, but if you say so.

Not a lot of people do.

But how do you think you normally do your work?

Oh, God.

Okay.

That makes a lot of sense.

Well, would you be willing to teach me some of that?

kind of amazing ability of love to learn.

Well, sometimes it's this generation.

Well, you're not entirely in love, so, you know, step -grandfather.

So, we can try. We can see.

We can see.

We have to make you relax. Relax your mind.

Okay. Well, how do we do that?

Relax your mind. Let me sit down here. Okay.

Let me sit down here.

I'll just sit right here between my legs.

Okay.

Yeah,

there you go.

We're basically just going to begin with clearing your mind in particular.

Just kind of massage.

I mean, I don't really know if it's working.

Well, you're not good enough.

A little better now, yeah? Concentrating on my hands.

To concentrate and think.

And listen to my voice.

Open your self up.

Okay, I want you to try to think about

what I'm thinking.

Are you

thinking about my top?

You're thinking that you wish the chair were more comfortable.

No.

Come on, just concentrate.

You really have to concentrate.

Should I? Okay.

Um... Your

preferred...

About my health?

Naturally, but not at the moment.

Damn it.

You know, I have another exercise we could try that would try to get

that energy flowing and see if we can do something.

I'm going to go get that. Okay.

Sure.

Thanks, Grandpa.

Let's sit here.

Okay.

Get back up in the chair.

Okay, I'm going to choose a card.

Choose a card here.

And then you'll just... You try to tell me what card it is.

Okay.

Um... Is it a prayer?

Really try to close your eyes and see the card.

Okay. See the shape.

A triangle.

No.

You can do this. Okay. Okay.

See the shape.

Is it a star?

No. No star.

Shit.

Okay.

Wait.

Yes. You know that.

Intuition. Is it lines? Like three wavy lines?

It is. Three wavy lines.

No way.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.

Yeah. You have to believe in yourself.

Okay.

A circle.

No way.

That wasn't even far. No way.

So I think we're tapping into that.

Like, energy.

Perfect, yeah.

Shining in. Oh my gosh.

This is so exciting.

Thank you so much for teaching me. Yeah, you have.

I feel like there's something, something happened naturally here. Something's

happening naturally.

Yes.

Hang on. I've seen this before.

Haven't I?

No.

It, it's dark.

No way.

Okay. Perfect. Let's try an exercise.

Try to imagine what I'm thinking.

What you're thinking?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Oh, okay.

Well, it sounds a lot like You just want me to get undressed?

I mean, okay. I'm comfortable with you, Grandpa.

Sure,

I guess.

It's like the next exercise.

I know it's a little strange, but... I mean, maybe... You can probably see

what's happening here. Okay, yeah, no, it's so hard.

Why don't you get undressed?

Yeah.

What do you want, like, all the way?

You don't dress all the way.

So, what's, like, the next exercise?

I want you to read my mind.

Okay.

It's something about crawling.

So you wanted to crawl over and suck a dick?

That's what I'm thinking.

For the exercise.

I mean... I mean... Okay, Grandpa.

We're making such good progress. It's unbelievable.

It's on my mind.

Sure.

I'm going to look at you. You're so outlandish.

This is definitely new. Thanks for showing me all these great things.

So big.

Never expected that with my grandpa.

Thank God.

You're so big, Grandpa.

Let's just turn on the family, too.

You got your balls.

You want to eat me out?

That's right.

Why don't you get out of that chair and go do your soap opera?

It still looks so good down there.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah, I like the way you look in the background.

I feel so good.

Fuck yes.

Yes.

That's going to make them come.

It's right there.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Right there like that. Oh, my God.

I think I'm targeting your mind here, Bob.

You want me to ride you?

Well, you know.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, I feel so good.

Oh, yes. Thank you, Grandpa.

That's it.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, that was so fucking...

Just like that.

to come all over my face, Grandpa.

It'd be so hot.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, it's coming to my face.

What am I thinking?

You're thinking that you want to do this again next week.

Yes. Perfect.

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