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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,080 Oh, my God. Oh, 2 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:06,840 my God. Oh, 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,080 my God. 4 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,500 Hercules, why does something have to be up just because I summoned my favorite 5 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,500 brother? 6 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,080 Come on, Aphrodite. We both know that you want something. 7 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:45,020 Well, there is something, and I wouldn't summon you if it wasn't super 8 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:47,220 important. I'm afraid to ask. 9 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:52,680 Well, it's Cupid. He's causing problems on Earth, and Ares is going to tell 10 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,820 Zeus. He's a god. I'm sure he can take care of himself. 11 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,980 But you're his favorite uncle. 12 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,138 He looks up to you. 13 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,140 Yeah. 14 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,040 I'm going to be going. I have to attend to my pressing matters. 15 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,420 Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay. 16 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Xena? 17 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:13,940 What does this thing with Cupid have to do with her? 18 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,620 I'm sure you'll find out. 19 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,660 You better hurry. 20 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,460 Gabrielle, you've come all this way just to see me? 21 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:52,620 The Tolga tells of you hustling the villagers and come a great way. 22 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,460 They're about to retaliate. 23 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,900 We're here to save you from yourself. 24 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:04,680 Well, I appreciate your concerns, ladies, but I like it here. I think I'll 25 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,680 just fine. 26 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,480 Xena! 27 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,660 If nothing else, you're so predictable. 28 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,320 So you're here to see me? 29 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,610 Look, you brought an ulti with you. 30 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:16,470 What's so bad about an ulti? 31 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:19,810 An Amazon doing the bidding of this warlord. 32 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:22,410 You just cut it in your whole race. 33 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:25,970 I left the Amazon a long time ago. 34 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:29,410 And you should be worrying about other things. 35 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:30,850 Like what? 36 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,270 Like what you're going to do when Xena leaves you. 37 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:36,090 Now keep it! 38 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:47,700 Obviously one. 39 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:52,640 I think you did just fine. 40 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:56,820 Come on, let's go. 41 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,960 Wait. 42 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,080 Wait for me, wait for me. 43 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:07,600 Get real. Not so fast, you know. You have to go through me first. 44 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:15,460 Well, if there was ever a time to walk away from two angry vaginas, it would be 45 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:16,460 right now. 46 00:06:16,690 --> 00:06:17,690 See you later, Kate. 47 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 Good morning. 48 00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:08,630 Aphrodite sent me to get him. 49 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:13,070 I wasn't going to go in first, but she told me he was with Draco. 50 00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:15,130 And you were in trouble. 51 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,250 I'm just fine. 52 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:21,390 But, Gabrielle, if anything happens... 53 00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:30,550 Wow. 54 00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:58,570 Strong hands stroking a big fucking cock. 55 00:35:48,029 --> 00:35:49,029 Yeah, yeah. 56 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:21,940 I am... 57 00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:57,630 Oh my - 58 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,820 Thank God I fucking didn't. 59 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,880 Trying to stick your fucking balls in my asshole too. 60 00:49:58,960 --> 00:49:59,960 Come on, Romy. 61 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,940 Push me in your goddamn dick. 62 00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:39,500 I only have three fingers and a point. 63 00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:41,140 Guess what? 64 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:44,880 I have four fingers and a fucking point because I'm a dick. 65 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,800 I'm gonna punch you in your fucking dick with my ass right now. 66 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,440 It's like I'm stroking you. 67 00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:17,600 Open and close. 68 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,300 Open and close. 69 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,140 Just sucking your dick with every fucking stroke. 70 00:53:24,460 --> 00:53:31,460 I'm just keeping it tight and making you feel every 71 00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:34,200 fucking movement in your goddamn ass. I want your dick. 72 00:55:34,339 --> 00:55:38,240 I've seen how much your little fucking heart turned into in a second when I hit 73 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:39,198 you. 74 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,180 Yeah, I've seen it all the same time. 75 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,400 All I wanted was you to hold me and caress me, and then you just, like, took 76 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,220 into your little fucking Amazon floor. 77 00:55:56,810 --> 00:56:02,270 I don't know if you can hear my fucking voice. 78 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,260 still has you fighting for battles for her. I must say, I'm a bit disappointed. 79 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,660 I would never disappoint a ho. 80 01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:17,560 He's here for Cupid. 81 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:19,920 Are you sure? 82 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,800 We'll find help with our old friend here. 83 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,840 Hercules, thank you, but I got this. 84 01:00:28,380 --> 01:00:29,380 You insist. 85 01:00:30,620 --> 01:00:32,120 It's my favorite now. 86 01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:52,950 I hope you enjoy the party. 87 01:00:53,210 --> 01:00:54,210 It'll be your last. 88 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,700 Now the real party starts. 89 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,240 You and me, Gabrielle? 90 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,600 Just you and me? 91 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:07,500 Are you looking forward to it? 92 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:09,840 I guess. 93 01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:13,500 I put us both in danger, Athena. 94 01:02:14,340 --> 01:02:16,020 What if you were the one to take the arrow? 95 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:18,040 I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. 96 01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:20,720 I'm a weak link. 97 01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:22,520 Don't ever say that. 98 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,160 Don't ever think that. 99 01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:26,620 It's your love that makes me stronger. 100 01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:28,140 Don't you know that? 101 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,880 Let's go home. 102 01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,620 How long have I been with you? 103 01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:05,920 I just can't play with my phone. 104 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,120 Thank you. 105 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,400 Fucking cheese. 106 01:13:30,860 --> 01:13:31,980 Stop being hot and dirty. 107 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,060 I want to play with you. I want to fucking play with you. You understand 108 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:37,400 Fight me. 109 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,880 You're so extraordinary. 110 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,040 That's how I detect you. 7327

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