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What are your RA credentials?

Well, I'm a senior here and I'm 21.

I just make sure all the mandatory rules are followed.

Okay.

Can you show me how you show new students your orientation?

Sure. Come on in.

Thank you.

So, these are the standard RA rules.

Quiet hours are between 9 p .m. and 6 a .m.

Every night.

Okay.

You are required to attend all the meetings. They are 100 % mandatory.

And no pets allowed, ever.

We're not pet -friendly here.

And all visitors must leave by 10 p .m. No exception.

That is perfect.

Yeah.

And this concludes...

There's one more thing.

What is this?

You get to fuck your RA.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a joke, right?

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

You want to fuck me, don't you?

Ah, yes.

Where

did you get

these? Uh, they were hanging outside the door.

Yeah, they're mine.

I meant to give them back.

Right.

You want to fuck me, don't you?

Keep those ones.

Yeah.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

Thank you.

Yeah,

yeah.

He deserves my coffee. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

This is so good.

Let everybody hear it in the dorm what's going on.

Oh, yes.

Thank you very much.

They're so good.

Hi.

Yeah.

I had to crawl through the other bathroom.

You're going to continue to follow all the rules?

Definitely. And I have to say, your new student orientation was

marvelous.