All language subtitles for The.Ultimate.Actor.2025_eng

Hold on. This isn't a real murder.

I'm Gilang.

Before I explain what this is,

I must tell you the story
from the beginning.

No. Further back.

Get away from me!

Way, way back.

Okay, stop, stop, stop.

Since I was a kid,
I've loved watching movies.

After watching a movie,
I could memorize the dialogue.

I could be lying, you'd never know.

I could be lying, you'd never know.

At least I don't have to think about that.

Fine, if you won't tell me.
But that means our agreement is off!

Now, where's my money?

Yay!

My boy is so smart!

What does an aspiring actor have to do

to fulfil their job of playing a role?

If the director asks you to do ten things,
give them 1,000!

What?

Mom, there's an audition for a role.
Can I go?

Sure.

But don't forget.

- College comes first.
- College comes first.

Got it!

If you want to be with him, you'll have
to step over my dead body first.

"Has knowledge of firearms."

Take courses!

Mom, I just got back from my audition.

CASTING DIRECTOR:
"SORRY, YOU DIDN'T GET THE PART"

It's okay, we'll try again next time.

Cheer up, Gilang!

We're not buying anything, sir.

Gilang?

Just got back from an audition, Mom.

- Did you get the part?
- No.

Are you going for the interview?

But I have an audition today, Mom.

It's for a Malaysian-Indonesian
co-production film.

It's a really big project!

About the interview.

I don't know...

All right, fine,
you can go to your audition.

I'll pray that you get that part.

Okay, Mom.

I promise,
this time I won't disappoint you.

Let me say goodbye.

I'm heading out.

- Peace be upon you.
- Upon you too.

My mom is my biggest supporter.

- Here's the money.
- Thank you.

- Have a good one.
- You too.

- Thank goodness.
- Thank goodness.

- Mom.
- Yeah?

Thank you so much, Mom.

I promise, I'll make you proud.

What are you talking about, Gilang?

I'm always proud of you.

Because I know you'll become
a Citra Award-winning actor!

You'll be an amazing actor.

An actor whose performances can touch
the hearts of the audience.

That's awesome, Gilang.

Amen.

- What are you doing?
- Making coffee. I'm the barista.

No, no. I'm not filming that coffee!
Besides, the camera isn't on you.

You have one job.

Give the coffee to Jihan, and you're done.

- You don't want to film it?
- No. Let's go!

Mr. Improviser.

MR. IMPROVISER.

Reset, Jo! Ipah, Reset! Ipah!

Okay. Let's go.

I'll have one cappuccino, please.

Good morning, Miss Jihan.

How come you have come so late today?

Today...

- What is wrong with you, Gilang?
- I know. Sorry. My bad.

Come on, focus!

Is my Sundanese too stiff?
Does it need to be more fluid?

Okay, let's go!

What do you mean,
"My Sundanese is too stiff?"

The set is in Bandung, right?

No, it's not about that.

It's not about your accent either, no.

But you're not supposed to talk!

Then I can't do it.

Look, sir.

This woman comes here almost every day,
waiting for her kid to get out of school.

She must know me already.

So, if there is no conversation,
it's not logical.

How is this logical?

In the previous scene,
she kissed her father-in-law.

Where's the logic in that?

I see, I see. I get it.

These days, a lot of scripts aren't logical.

But it's okay, brother Rifki.

You're not alone.

I'm here now.

We'll fix this together, okay?

Okay, let's go...

- What do you mean? Tell me!
- Calm down!

Tell me, what do you mean?
I only asked for one thing! Shut up!

- Fuck! Who put this thing here?
- Calm down.

I just asked you to shut up!

The script is a mess, let's fix it!

- There's no script!
- You, shut up!

- Okay!
- Shit!

It's not in Bandung,
the script is a mess...

- Let's go, reset! Reset!
- I'm ready!

Here.

Bro, my manager said it's 500k.

You're lucky I'm paying you at all, Gilang.

Besides, the remaining 300k is to pay
the guy who's replacing you.

That dude.

I'm being replaced by a garbage man?

Well, yeah!
Thanks to you for being so difficult.

That's why you should do as you're told.

How long have you been acting?

It's been almost 10 years.

Wow, in that case,
it might be time for you to quit.

Find another profession.

Look, there's an empty sack.

Thank you so much!

Thank you, sir.

Now, this is more like it...

Thanks, sir.

Here you go. I got paid in cash.

Look, Gilang.

You're just an extra.

So, please, don't improvise so much.

Rifki is the 12th director
who has blacklisted you.

It's hard for me to sell you as an extra.

Then sell me as an actor.
Because I am an actor.

That's my point!

You're an expensive extra
because you're also an actor.

You know what they said about you?

"That Gilang guy is the most extra.

Mr. Genius, neglecting the director.

Makes the shoot take forever!"

Is Garrett still blacklisting me?

Now this has some bite.

Medic! Please! Medic! No...

Medic! Cut, cut, cut!

What do you think?

You hit Yayan, what do you expect?

But I've got a role for you.

A film? Who's my co-star?

Dian Sastro? Pevita Pearce?

What kind of film?
A festival film, a commercial one?

This is a really good film.
The title is Jakarta 1942.

During the Japanese occupation.

The actress is Rachel!

Rachel Hesington?

I'm in, bro. I'm in! She's so cool.

You know, I once acted
in a soap opera with her.

- What was it called?
- You know it. Handsome But Crazy.

After that, she did a film
and immediately won a Citra Award.

Thanks, bro, for pairing me with Rachel.

Yeah, but the actor is Kevin Sumitro,
Rachel's boyfriend.

Man...

So, who am I playing?

Don't worry. You're the Japanese ghost.

Three scenes!
But the director is Tegas Julius!

Tegas Julius?

Cut, cut, cut, cut! Oh, my God, my actor...

You idiot, moron!

Who did this?

Idiot! Look at my lead actor!

- I didn't know. Is this thing real?
- You moron, imbecile! Idiot!

You idiot! Idiot!

If he despises me that much,
why did he give me a role?

I bribed him. I gave him a crate of wine!

You're a good guy, Ramli.

You're the only one
who still believes in me.

Awesome.

Three scenes, no problem.

But this is our last film together.

It's getting hard for me
to sell you to the film industry.

Just consider this my farewell gift to you.

Hey, but do you want me
to hand you over to Juju Jontor?

He's a paid audience coordinator.

So, there are two shows a day.
One show is 100k.

You just have to clap.
Do you want the job?

It's okay, bro. Don't worry about it.

But you'll take this, right?

You put in your effort into this for me.

How can I refuse?

Brother Ramli.

Thank you so much, bro.

Sorry for being so troublesome.

I already consider you my own brother.

It's okay, Gilang.

Yay! Gilang!

I'm sorry, Mom.

I still can't repay all your sacrifices.

I still can't help to fix the house.

I still can't send you
on the Hajj pilgrimage.

Hey, Gilang.

I never asked for any of that.

But all the other kids my age
are successful, Mom.

I'm the only one who keeps
embarrassing you.

Hey, Gilang.

Look at me, son. Look at me, honey.

Gilang.

You never embarrass me.

Because I know you've tried your best.

Keep this in mind, son.

You're a fighter, not a loser.

I promise

one day I'll make you proud.

Gilang, you make yourself proud.

As for me.

I'm always proud of my son.

My son is the best.

UNCLE, IT'S TIME

Do it!

My friend, where did you go last night?
You left without saying goodbye.

What are you eating?

It's clean eating.
My wife told me to stay healthy.

You'll probably order cilok
later this afternoon anyway.

Hey, you're not up-to-date, my friend.
You need to keep up, man.

- It's to lose weight!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe you!

I almost forgot.

Look at this. Holy crap...

What's holy crap about it?

You use your camera,
and I'll use this one.

- The resolution?
- It's pretty much the same.

You're so full of yourself.

Since he died while crying blood,
maybe you can make the blood

I didn't know you're strong.

Kev...

Hey, stop talking!
You're so annoying for an extra!

Bro, bro, bro!

Seriously? You're using the "Drama Queen"
as the ghost?

Oh, no!
This take is going to take forever!

Did he bribe you?

Not everyone here needs to know that.

I'll share it with you, I promise. Okay?
Where's this Japanese ghost now?

The meatball soup cart is coming.

- Let's start filming!
- Let's go.

Mr. Tegas.

Yes?

Mr. Tegas.

Yeah?

Before we start, I'd like to discuss about
my character, the Japanese ghost soldier.

- Besides him being from Japan...
- Yes.

- Who became a soldier...
- Yes.

And now is a ghost,
what else isn't clear?

A lot isn't clear, sir.
Can I add a backstory?

So, his name is Hitashi Yuka.

He's 26 years old, from Tokyo.

The sword he has is an heirloom
from his ancestors. What do you think?

That's great! Yeah.

Right? And I've already researched
Japanese history.

There are 400 pages.

That's not enough! It should be 800 pages.

- I knew it, 400 pages is not enough.
- You bet it's not.

If you want to develop your character,
go talk to Edy Duagu.

- Can you finish 800 pages in time?
- It'll be done in half an hour.

- Okay.
- Thanks, Mr. Tegas.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Mr. Research.

MR. RESEARCH.

Bro!

Bro, I want to discuss
the Japanese ghost soldier.

Mr. Tegas told me to discuss it with you.

Here. I've researched Japanese history,
400 pages.

- Okay.
- But he said it's still not enough.

During the take,
I'm going to make this kind of sound.

Gilang, do some more research.
Go talk to the sound guy.

Tell him how you want the ghost
to sound. Okay?

Right.

- Like that.
- What the hell are you doing?

That's what I'll do during the take.

They're fooling you.

Those people,
the director and his assistant,

they just don't want to deal with you.

Hey! Seriously, don't pass him off to me!
I don't have time for this! Thank you!

Yes, I'll go wherever with you.

But what do you think about my eyebrows?

Are they even?

They're perfect.
It took four hours to draw?

Chel!

Rachel!

She used to be in a soap opera with me.

Yeah. It's fine.

He says he once acted with Rachel.

Dude, Rachel's already won a Citra Award,
and he's still a disposable extra.

That's why it's important
to know your place, bro.

Working hard is important.

But working smart is way more important.

- That's true.
- Right?

If we keep working with him,
we're the ones who'll go crazy.

So good! Check file!

That's a solid performance. Okay.

That's so out of character
for that drama queen.

I know, right?

Okay, that's a wrap. Next scene.

Hey, man.

What did you say?

Hey, what did he say?

Shooting. The set.

Back there.

What else did he say?

Makeup... Powder...

The makeup room.

Over there.

Thirsty.

Cup, two coffees!

All right.

He's thirsty again?

Hello?

Anybody here?

Have you seen the wardrobe guy?

No, I haven't.
I've been alone here all day.

In that case,
can I leave this costume with you?

Sure.

Gilang?

Oh, my God, it really is you!

How are you?

I'm good.

- You were the one who called out to me?
- That was me.

I'm so sorry, I didn't recognize you.
Your face was a little...

Yeah, is it still messy? It's still messy.

Oh, my God.

- You still remember me, Chel?
- Of course I do. My God.

Oh, my God, that was my first soap opera,
my first scene, my first dialogue...

My first everything. It was my first
soap opera. It was with you.

Yeah, that's right.

I even

I think I posted it on Instagram
right away.

You still have our photo?

Yes, our photo from back then.

Wait a sec, let me see if I still have it.

Here!

Oh, my God,
this was at the shooting location in...

- Cibodas!
- Right.

- When was that?
- It was a long time ago.

- We were so young.
- The photo is also...

Do you have any other photos?

- I don't think so.
- Honey?

- Honey.
- Hey.

- I was looking for you everywhere.
- I'm sorry, honey.

Honey, let me introduce you. This is...

- Gilang, right?
- Hello.

- You know him?
- Yeah.

Honey, who doesn't know him?

The extra with more dedication
than the main actors and actresses.

Right?

Gilang, all this time
people have misjudged you.

They think the main actors and actresses
make the film livelier.

But they don't.

People like you are what make us shine.

This industry owes a lot
to people like you.

Honey, I'm about to do my take.

Can you come along?
I need emotional support.

- Sure.
- You sure?

Meet me there.

- Later, man.
- Yes.

- See you, sweetie.
- Yeah, see you.

Add lights. I can still see it.

It's that big and you still can't see it?

Goddamn! My stomach really hurts.

That's gross! My friend.

This is the process, my friend.
The process of getting thin.

The price we pay for your clean eating.

- Where's Kevin?
- He's on his way.

- On his way to where?
- To here, from the base camp.

Start now or later after I go poop.

Hello, everybody.

- Hello, Mr. Tegas.
- Hello, Vin.

I'm ready for the shot.

So, in this shot, you see
the three dead bodies over there?

You'll carry them here, one by one.

Okay, while doing the monologue?

Yeah, that's right. But in this shot,
I want you to mourn your sadness.

- Is that your book?
- Yeah.

This is my research for the character
of the Japanese ghost soldier.

- Seriously?
- Look.

Kevin and his girlfriend.
Let me see the photo.

See? I told you, that's them.

- That's Kevin and his girlfriend.
- There's no way that's his dad.

You're crazy.

What? A takeaway?

This is not a "warteg".

You take the guy, I'll take the girl.

I've already targeted you.

Rachel!

Excuse me, I need to carry you.

Hey. Is this the target?

Yes.

Yes.

Wait, I thought
there were only three bodies?

Excuse me, guys! Over here.
Are you the extra?

What did he say?

I don't know.

- Can't speak English?
- They can.

What's this, Jamal?

Come on. Where's the katana?

These look brand new.
The gun is also too...

Nobody move!

Whoever moves will be shot.

Are they acting or they're for real?

I don't know, but it hurts!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Get in here!

Hey, where am I?

Who is this?

Who are they?

Who are they?

No, who are they?

That's Kevin!

Who are they?

There's only one Kevin.

He's right.

Then who did we kidnap?

Who kidnapped the wrong people?

So, who got the right people?

I don't know!

- Help!
- Help!

Remove their covers.

Let me go!

See, you took the wrong people.

You check their faces?

- What do you want with us?
- Quiet!

Please, don't!

What's that smell?

Are you kidding me?

Sir!

Sir.

Walk fast!

It's so hot!

Faster!

Where are we?

Kneel!

Kneel!

- Honey, are you okay?
- I'm okay.

You're okay?

I've shot a scene here before.

Are you sure?

- Mr. Chen.
- Yes.

We did it.

I already told you.

I only want Kevin!

What are those three people doing?

They resisted so much.

We had to bring them too.
We can't shoot them in public.

I just need Kevin!

They mentioned your name again.
What's going on?

- I don't know.
- What do they want with us?

- Maybe he owes money?
- I've never taken out a loan.

- Be honest.
- How dare you?

Get over here now.

Kill the rest of them.

Kill them?

Are you sure?

Bring Kevin, kill the rest.

Idiot!

Kill? What are you talking about, sir?
Why are you going to kill us?

Be quiet!

Don't be crazy. You can't just kill
people. This wasn't the agreement.

- I don't know either.
- What if we go to prison?

That's a sin.

This isn't what they told us.

Please, sir. We did nothing.

Please have mercy. I'm an only child,
please have mercy on my mom.

I don't think they understand you.

I don't understand their language either!
I don't speak Chinese.

What if my dad finds out?
My dad is a religious teacher.

- A religious teacher can also visit you.
- I'd be ashamed.

Please, sir.

- Kevin, Kevin. Who are they?
- I don't know, Gilang.

- What do they want?
- Honey, I honestly don't know.

It's okay, let them kill them.

We're safe.

You must've done something. We're screwed!

Watch your mouth.

Everyone, be quiet.

We will take Kevin
and bring him to the factory.

What's the factory's name?

Chen Perkasa Steel.
There's a GPS in the car.

- Kevin, come with me!
- What is this?

Don't take him!

- Kevin!
- Kneel!

Please don't.

- Chel, talk to them. Seduce them.
- What are you talking about?

- You're Chinese, right? Talk to them...
- Since when am I Chinese?

Just try to say anything to them.

Okay, fine.

Hey, sir.

How are you, sir?

I love you.

Sorry. You're not my type.

What did he say?

I learned this in elementary school.
I know, wait.

Sir.

One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.

Don't act smart, do you think I'm stupid?

Where should we kill them?

- Behind the building.
- All right.

- Stand up!
- No, please.

Stand up!

Okay.

- Hurry!
- Yes, sir.

Get over here!

Over here!

Over here!

Kneel!

What is this?

Take it!

They're telling us to dig our own graves.

You're just guessing.

Just use common sense. There's a shovel.

Hurry!

Sir, don't!

- Please, don't. He's my friend!
- What are you doing?

Take that.

Dig!

Dig fast!

Too slow, just untie their hands.

Okay.

Gilang, dig slowly.
Don't get too deep into character.

Will you stop criticizing him?

- I'm just telling the truth...
- Shut up, be quiet!

We're in the middle of discussion.
Wait a sec.

Are you kidding me?

Gilang!

Be careful!

Gilang!

Oh, my God.

- Me first.
- Help me.

Gilang!

Be careful.

Can you do it? Okay. Okay.

My legs.

You okay? Tell me now.

Tell you what?

- How did you do that just now?
- Yeah, how?

Where did you learn that?

You guys know the movie Destroyer?

Yayan Ruhian's movie, right?

I took an intensive three-month
Silat class for that character.

- What part did you play?
- An extra.

Now help me tie them up. After this,
we're going to the police station.

- Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait.

My favorite hat!

Shit!

Easy. Think smart.
What are we going to tell the police?

Your bruises. Where are they taking Kevin?

Listen.

I know where Kevin has been taken to.

They kidnapped Kevin for a ransom.

We're just collateral damage,
the three of us.

Now they're taking him
to the Chen Perkasa Steel factory.

The address is on the car's GPS.

- How do you know that?
- I understand Mandarin.

- How?
- Say it together.

- How?
- How?

- I took lessons.
- Lessons for a movie role too?

Zombie Hongkong.

- Don't tell me you were a zombie.
- Yes, I was the zombie. Why?

But zombies don't talk!

Before a zombie becomes a zombie,
they're human too.

- I guess so.
- Mr. Most Profound Actor.

MR. MOST PROFOUND ACTOR.

Why didn't you tell us
you could speak Mandarin?

If they knew I could speak their language,
they would have been quiet

and we wouldn't have got any information.

Think smart. Let's go.

Think smart, fuck!
That means I'm a moron. Fuck!

- What? What happened?
- Son of a bitch! Fuck!

What is it?

It's my eyebrow! My eyebrow!

My poor eyebrow!

That's not important!

Hey, watch your mouth!

The world can fall apart because of women!

Especially about misshapen eyebrows!
You don't get it!

Calm down, you two. Let's go.

We have no time for your eyebrows.

- What's wrong?
- Sorry. It stings so bad!

Why didn't they take it?

I don't know, it seems they didn't check
down to my chest.

Gilang, look at this.

Dude, you're so cool, Gilang.

You're really so cool.

Let's search for the news about us.
Just in case there's something.

Here.

If you want Kevin back,
the ransom is 100B.

- What?
- One hundred billion!

I am currently at the crime scene

where a kidnapping involving
four suspects took place this morning.

The victims include
the famous actor Kevin Sumitro,

actress Rachel Hesington,

Citra Award-winning director
Tegas Julius, and one extra actor.

And I am now with Mr. Neddy Sumitro,
Kevin Sumitro's father.

I am appealing to anyone who can find
Kevin safely,

I will give the person
a reward of one billion.

- What are you doing?
- Where are you going?

Gilang?

Gilang?

Damn, it still stings.

- Gilang, what is it?
- What's wrong?

What if I drop you off
at the police station?

Then where are you going?

- I'm going to save Kevin.
- What for?

I've spent ten years in this industry...
and still have nothing to show for it.

I really want to make my mom happy.

Help fix the house.

Send my mom on Hajj.

And I can do all of that
with that one billion.

So, you guys will get off
at the police station, and I'll turn back.

This is my chance.

Wait, if Tegas and I
go to the police station

you'll lose your chance to get the reward.

Good point.

Damn it!

I'm coming with you, Gilang.

I don't give a damn about that one billion.

I just have one condition.

I want to record everything.

An hour with you was already this cool.

I can't wait to see
what a day with you is like.

I'm coming too.

- Hell no!
- It's too dangerous!

I'm coming!

We've been in danger since we got
kidnapped, haven't we?

But we're fine now, right?

I know, but...

Gilang.

I feel safer when I'm near you.

Please?

Okay, fine.

But please, don't go too far from me.

Okay?

Okay.

You two as well, don't go too far from me.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Hey, what do you two want?
I can give you anything you want.

Let me go first!

- Just get him in there!
- Let me go!

That's a person's head
you just bumped into.

- That's physical abuse. I'm warning you!
- You go in first!

- Idiot!
- Put him down!

You're a pain!

This guy is so heavy.
Why are rich people so heavy?

They rarely give charity!

- Get in!
- What do you want?

- Why are you taking me to this place?
- Sit down. Sit!

You're sitting in a chair
from the VOC era.

Please.

Listen to me, who's your boss?
Let me meet your boss.

- Come closer.
- Just do it.

Be careful with that.

- Please, sir.
- Now your legs.

I'd take my stance here.

Careful now. Don't move.

- Careful. You're messing with my future!
- Just calm down.

A little scratch.

A scar won't matter when you're dead.

Please.

I haven't done anything wrong to anyone.
I don't know you guys.

You've got the wrong person.

Don't talk to us.

Talk to centipedes, dragonflies,
dengue fever mosquitoes.

What do you mean?
Are you going to leave me alone?

Hey.

Don't leave me!

Wang.

Wang, do you copy?

Wang, do you copy?

Wang, do you copy?

What's taking you so long?

I was digging three graves.

And then covering three graves.

Surely it will take a long time.

Idiot.

You just need to follow the GPS.

Why do you keep going back and forth?

We got lost.

Get over here!

Okay.

- What's wrong?
- He told us to hurry up.

Lang.

Now what?

- Let's ditch the car here.
- But why?

They can track us with the car's GPS,
so, it's better if we just walk.

- Right.
- Help me cover the car. Let's go.

- Okay.
- Now I get it.

- Is it covered now?
- How is it, Lang?

- Need help?
- No, I'm good.

- It looks hidden to me.
- Done?

Let's go this way.

Where are you going? He said this way!

- Lang.
- This way.

Are you sure we should go this way?

Let's go into the forest.

Walk parallel to the road.

Not on the roadside, we might get caught.

- Okay.
- Gilang, have you been involved

in this criminal world for a long time?

This is just common sense.

You think I'm lacking common sense?

Not enough.

But where did you learn about weapons?

For the film Walet Hitam.

That's awesome!

Damn! I love that film!

The porridge hawker explodes and dies.

- What was your part?
- I was the porridge hawker.

What does that have to do with weapons?

Well, I learned how to shoot anyway.

Gilang, forgive me for asking.

Where's the dialogue? The film starts,
and in three seconds, you explode.

Your kidneys and legs fly off. And?

If the director asks for more than
what's written in the script, I'm ready.

Come on, this way.

Okay.

When you were learning kung fu,
did you also learn

I didn't learn kung fu. I learned judo.

When you were learning judo,
did you also learn how to draw eyebrows?

- What's the problem?
- This!

You still look pretty.

You're mixed-race. You don't look bad.

Liar.

Is Hesington your dad's name?

Yeah.

- So, you're British?
- Actually.

- Rachel Hesington.
- What's wrong?

I need to poop.

Why are you telling me?
Do I look like a poop-friendly face?

Come with me.

If you want, I can watch you pee,
and you can watch me poop.

I watch you poop, you watch me pee.

It's a double whammy, no way! What for?

What are you talking about?

Here's the spot.
I think it's safe to poop over there.

Go.

I know. I often shoot in the forest.
Don't worry.

Weird dude.

Hurry up!

All right, let's wait here.

This will take forever.

By the way, Chel,
congratulations on your Citra Award.

That was a long time ago.

Yeah, but since we last worked together
on the soap opera,

I haven't had a chance
to congratulate you.

You're so amazing.

The first time you acted in a film,
you immediately won a Citra Award.

Thank you.

But you're actually the cool one.
I've never seen anyone like you.

Your dedication to your role is insane.

Really.

Well, if you say so...

- My God.
- Is that Tegas?

Tegas!

A cobra.

- Relax. It's just a cobra.
- My God.

I'm chill, bro.

Easy.

Gilang, have you taken a course
on how to deal with snakes?

Yeah. Jungle survival.
For your Tarzan movie.

- But you kicked me out.
- I'm so sorry, Gilang.

You know what?

Cobras don't like the colour green.

- I said, don't move.
- Don't move.

Who told you to take off your boxer?

Cobras don't like green, right?

Back up.

You've got the wrong snake, man.

Get out of the way.

Gilang! Be careful!

Be careful.

Gilang! Look out!

Damn!

That was crazy!

Let's go! It's safe now.

Anyway, have you pooped yet?

Thank you for your concern, ma'am.

Do you see my poop there?

Let's go!

Hey, is that a trap?

Don't touch me.

The person who set this trap is so dumb.

Even a pig wouldn't fall for it.

Sometimes people just don't think.

You have to think it over.

Sometimes people can be so...

Oh, no! Now what, Mr. Rambo?

Have you ever taken a course
on how to escape from a trap?

No, you haven't, have you?

MR. RAMBO.

Gilang, I'm so sorry, but since I can't
move, I think I'm about to crap my pants.

Gross! Are you serious? What the heck!

Help!

Hey! Who are you?

Sir, we're...

We're employees
from the steel factory, sir.

- Please help us!
- I'll get you down, wait.

Sir, please.

- Sir...
- What?

Your daughter is about to give birth!

Her contractions are since this morning.
Call Ms. Rosmah.

- She's our midwife.
- She has gone to the city to go shopping.

- So, there's no midwife?
- No.

Sir, I can help!

I've interned in midwifery.

Seriously?

If you don't mind, I can help.

See?

- But please get us down first, sir.
- Yeah, he's right, sir.

Okay, I'll get you down.

Wow, what an idiot.

Just speak in Tambun language,
nobody's around.

Damn it! Sons of bitches! Idiot!

Yo, let's not go overboard.

I knew something was off
when he sounded different on the radio.

Don't be so negative.
Maybe he has a sore throat.

A criminal with a sore throat?

No more cold drinks and fries!

There's a restriction now for criminals?

I just thought these two were experts,
but they're just amateurs.

- They look like Jet Li's students.
- More like a phone store worker.

What's the point of importing criminals
from China if they're just as stupid?

I know, it's better to import bamboo.

Where's the midwife?

Calm down, honey.

Enough! Stop talking!
I'm fed up with your talks!

Is it true that your mother
is still out of town?

Yes, it's true, sir.

Oh, boy.

Son, can you really do this?

Yes, sir. But I need the help
of this young lady.

Miss, do you have her tools?

- Yes, I do.
- Please bring them here.

Sure.

While you're at it,
if you've an eyebrow pencil.

- This isn't the right time.
- Come with me.

I need to wash my hands.

- Chel, you'll be my assistant, okay?
- But how?

- Come with me.
- Gilang, I can help too!

Are you sure he can do it?

No doubt about it, I trust him.

They're in good hands.

Where have you been, Dad?

- This is Fatimah.
- Who is that man?

I'm Gilang. I'm here to help...

Who is Gilang, Dad?

- If you don't mind...
- I do mind!

This is your fault!

- Is this your first child?
- Don't touch. Hurry!

Hurry. What are you waiting for?

In the name of Allah.

Ma'am, if you'll excuse me...

- It hurts!
- Okay.

Please step back.

Ma'am, calm down.
The baby is about to come.

I can't...

- Okay, I need to check your dilation...
- Stop talking!

Hang on...

- You're already at nine!
- Hurry, get it out!

The head isn't too big,
this baby is perfect.

What do you mean, "perfect"?

- She didn't mean it.
- It's okay.

Don't teach me to be patient!

Now breathe with me.

Good.

Come on, everyone.

Again.

Rachel, you don't need to join in.

Take a deep breath.

Okay, Ms. Fatimah, more expressions!
I need more!

- Who is that?
- Act naturally.

Tegas! What are you doing?
Recording is not allowed.

You can't record this.

- I'm sorry.
- Who is he?

Okay. Focus.

- Now we need to breathe faster.
- Yes!

More spirit!

- Good, yes!
- More spirit!

Yes, good.

That's great.

Good.

Thank God!

My child.

Chel?

Thank you, sir.

What was your name again?

I'm Gilang, ma'am.

Gilang.

- You're naming him Gilang, ma'am?
- Yes, his name is Gilang.

Gilang.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

You're welcome, ma'am.

How can we repay you?
You've helped so much.

It's okay, sir.

Would it be all right if we rested
over there? Just for a bit.

Of course. Mr. Azwar, please help them.

Excuse me, I've to accompany Fatimah.

- Goodbye.
- Take care.

- Thank you, Gilang.
- Get well soon. Bye, baby Gilang.

- Get well soon, Fatimah.
- Thank you.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Can I borrow a pair of pants?

One more thing.

And a pair of underwear.

I see.

Wati!

This man needs a pair of pants
and a pair of underwear too!

No need to scream.
Could you keep it down a bit?

- Big or small?
- Did you hear that?

Big or small?

Big, sir. This thing is huge.

Medium!

What colour?

Do you have a favorite colour?

Any colour, sir.

As long as it's not green.

You said snakes don't like green.

Any colour!

As long as it's not green!

Okay.

- We've got you.
- Thank you.

Anyone else want to borrow
pants and underwear?

Maybe just a shirt if you have one.

- Me too, if you don't mind.
- Okay.

Wong! Fan! Where are you?

Fan!

Wong! Fan! Where are you?

Here they are!

They're here.

They fought us, and they ran away.

Speak Indonesian, there's nobody around.

They really are from China.
We imported them, remember?

Please untie us.

What the hell?

I thought you guys were experts.

Ipar Adalah Maut!

My goodness.

Do you want me to poke you with this?

- Do you?
- Sorry.

But there are no midwives
in Ipar Adalah Maut.

KKN!

That's not it. There's no midwife in KKN.

I've watched so many movies.
You haven't watched it.

- I have.
- You mean Badarawuhi.

There's a midwife in KKN!

No, there's none in the KKN movie.

What are you guys talking about?

We're trying to guess what movie you did
your midwifery internship for.

It was for Dukun Beranak.

- And you played...
- The shaman.

And you learned midwifery for the role?

Well, no. Men can't be midwives.

But for that role,
I interned at a midwife's.

So, I washed the tools,
cleaned the toilets.

The payment was that
the midwife had to teach me.

You watched them work?

No, of course not.

Men aren't allowed in that room.

Yeah, the point is, the midwife taught me
all the theory.

Man, that's insane. Insane.

But how did you end up like this?

Like this? What do you mean?

Well, the preparation.
You take courses, you take lessons.

Yeah, what makes you do all that?
Come on, tell us.

Right?

I believe

that success is when hard work
meets opportunity.

Opportunity is a blessing from God.

Hard work comes from within.

I don't want to waste an opportunity
when God gives us one.

Not wanting to do research,
having a bad attitude.

Because, to me, that's the same
as rejecting a blessing from God.

- What are you doing?
- Did I offend you?

Stop it.

Hey, sir.

How are the clothes?

- They're good.
- They fit perfectly.

They're good. They fit.

Here, I brought boots for you.

You shouldn't have, sir.

It's no trouble.
You guys saved two lives tonight.

So, what do few pairs
of stinky boots mean?

Gosh.

Just kidding!

You're kidding!

Hey, they really don't smell.

You're evil.

Why be so serious?

But don't the owners mind us using them?

The owners have passed away.

- Rest in peace.
- Are you kidding?

What if they haunt us?

It's okay. We're good.

- Just kidding again!
- He's kidding again!

Come on, sir.

Enough, sir.

- No, really. It's fine.
- Good.

Do you want me to take you to the factory?

- No need.
- No need.

We can walk ourselves.

Just don't go through the forest.

- There are a lot of traps there.
- Okay.

Kidding!

I'm serious!

Got it.

- Is everyone still okay?
- I'm good, I think.

I'm okay. I think all my poop is out now.

You're so gross, what's wrong with you?

I'm being serious.

Can you teach me...

To do this?

No, that's dangerous.

Come on, I want to be like you, too.
I want to be cool.

- You can't do that.
- You want me to teach you?

Yes!

- It's quite easy.
- It's easy, right?

Let me show you. Tegas, can you.

- I'll demonstrate with Tegas.
- Okay.

- Move behind me.
- Why me?

- I'm not going to do it for real.
- Hurry up.

So, if someone grabs your shoulder.
Show her.

When he does this to you,
use your left hand to grab their hand.

In this position, what do you do?
Immediately twist!

Look, it's hurting him, right?
Elbow them with your right hand.

Grab their hand,

pull their body close,
step back with your left foot...

- Watch it. Just pretend, Gilang.
- Okay.

- Twist their hand, and smackdown!
- Do you really need to repeat the move?

- You're so weak.
- I think I can do it. Let me try.

- Okay.
- Grab the hand...

- Yeah, that's right!
- Okay.

- Elbow him! That's right!
- Grab their hand!

Holy crap...

Good, awesome.

It wasn't recorded. Do it one more time.

- Oh, my God!
- Sorry. Please.

Rachel, why did you slam me like that?

I got carried away.

There's the factory.

But there are guards.

- A truck's coming!
- Watch out.

We'll wait for the next truck to pass by,
we'll intercept it, then we'll hijack it.

But where should we intercept it?

We can't do it there,
the guards will see us.

Okay, let's go a bit further away.

Today you're hijacking a truck.

What will you be tomorrow? Spider-Man?

At least we can test the idea.

Wake me up when the truck arrives.

Okay.

Gilang...

Do you have a girlfriend?

No, I don't.

But is there someone you have a crush on?

Yeah, but I'm too scared to say anything.

Why are you scared?

Because I'm not successful yet,
I haven't become "someone."

It's okay.

I'm sure she likes you too.

You're a hard worker

a fighter,

and you're kind.

But the person I like
already has a boyfriend.

Even though she's pretty

smart, kind,

and funny.

A great actress

has won a Citra Award,

and she's brave too.

She wants to save her boyfriend
who is in danger.

Is that a woman?

Make sure she's okay.

It's a woman!

It is?

Are you okay, ma'am?

What happened, ma'am?

I need to check your condition.
Ma'am, are you okay?

Help me!

What if this is a trick?
And then someone ambushes us.

And they tie us up,
and then they strip us naked.

- Just go check on her.
- Good point.

Where's the wound, miss? I don't see any.

Wait, your eyebrows are uneven, miss!

I have already fixed them!

Oh, my God, what did I do?

Get over here.

Please, miss.

Damn!

Great!

From now on, never comment
on a woman's eyebrows again.

Noted.

There are only two uniforms,
and I'm wearing one. What should we do?

It's okay. Tegas, you wear it.
I'll hide in the bed of the truck.

Don't make me nervous.

I know, right?

Hey, stop kidding around!

- Yo, sir!
- Yo, sir!

This is crazy! It actually worked!
We're here!

Okay.

Chel, why are you acting crazy?

This is exciting!

Chel.

Calm down a little.

I'm getting into character, let's go!

- What's wrong with her?
- I don't know.

It's probably the adrenaline.

Adrenaline, my ass. I have cholesterol!

You feel the cholesterol right here.
Let's go.

That must be the boss.

Slowly.

Let's go!

Guys, that must be Kevin's cell.

I have an idea.

Hey, hey, hey! Chel, Chel, Chel!

Okay, go.

What do you want?

Are you kidding me?

Let go of my hair!

Full Oscar mode, I see!

- Peace be upon you.
- Upon you too.

Gilang.

- Found the keys.
- Okay. You got them?

- He's inside!
- He is?

- That was not the key.
- Hurry up.

- Babe! Are you okay?
- Babe?

- I'm fine. How did you get here?
- What do you think?

- Come on, let's get out of here now.
- Let's go.

Wait. Hey, hey.

How did you survive? That's amazing.

You ask too many questions.

I'll explain later.
Now, let's just get out of here.

- He's right. Let's go, babe.
- Okay.

- Let's go.
- Come on, move!

Hey!

Watch out for the stairs.

Idiot! Stop!

Hey, where are you going? What's the rush?

Where are you going?

Vin...

Vin, he's dangerous!

Don't act like a hero!

- Vin, don't act crazy.
- Kevin, come back.

Be careful, he's the mastermind, babe!

Stop!

- Uncle Chen!
- Kevin!

How's it going, Uncle?

Can I have one of those?

Kev, what is this all about?

What's going on here?

You want an explanation,
and you want an explanation too.

I'm tired of Chinese,
I'll explain it in Indonesian.

You guys have done your job
of kidnapping Kevin very well.

As per our agreement,
I'll pay you ten billion.

Only after Kevin's dad pays me.

After that, we'll split the rest in half.

Clear?

Why didn't you say so from the beginning?

I didn't tell you from the beginning
so you would do the kidnapping correctly.

To make it look real.

My jaw is cramping from speaking Mandarin.

That's why I speak Indonesian.

What is all this for, anyway?

For what? For it to go viral!

If it goes viral, it'll become national news.

The pressure will be national too.

If Kevin's dad is under national pressure,
there's no way he won't pay.

- He won't refuse, he won't negotiate.
- That makes sense.

Yeah, I guess.

Just so you know, I'm the one who

submitted your names
to the casting director.

The question now is,
why are these three still alive?

The long-haired guy and his friend
are idiots.

I told those two goons to kill them,
but they failed.

What a mess.

So, since we were in the warehouse

you knew that we were going to be killed?

Well, yeah!

Between 90 billion and you?

I'd definitely choose 90 billion!

Well, split in half.

With 90 billion, I can go abroad.

I can buy a new island and a new identity.

I can find a girl
ten times prettier than you!

Sri Ponirah.

Ponirah! The coconut rice seller!

Where are the bangs?

That's my real name.

- Vin...
- What?

- Why did you do all this?
- You're an asshole.

To answer your question,
my dad has three wives and 13 kids.

So, the inheritance isn't much.
That's why I'm doing all this.

I involved Uncle Chen, do you know why?

Kevin's dad stabbed me in the back.

You see how quiet this factory is, huh?

I almost went bankrupt
because of his dad. Clear?

Clear!

You deal with these three people.

Kevin and I are leaving.

How could you?

Vin.

Come on, let's go!

Down the stairs! Let's go!

Sit down!

Sit down!

Do you want me to shoot you first?
Sit down, Ponirah!

Sit down.

The faster you comply,
the less it will hurt.

Start with the one at the end.
The cockiest one.

This one?

- No!
- Don't kill him!

- Why not?
- Don't.

You want to go first?

No, you can start with the cockiest one.

Even in dying, they take a line.

- No, please.
- Don't let him kill us, Vin!

Shut up or you'll go first.

I'm warning you, Ponirah!

I have faith in you, bro!

- What will you do?
- Gilang...

Gilang!

That's just going to drag him out.
Just finish him off!

- Gilang!
- Shoot him? That's a homicide!

Water is going to make him a drowning
victim! And you're going to be dead!

- Say hello to the fish!
- Gilang!

Gilang!

Keep going!

Damn, you're strong, man.

Make him stop! Stop! Stop, please!

This time, keep him down
for five minutes!

I'm strong enough!

- Don't kill him!
- You'll die this time!

Please, don't!

You're going to die this time!

Gilang!

Gilang!

- You can chat with the clams.
- You bastard!

- Stop!
- Kevin, that's enough! Stop!

- Die!
- Stop!

You bastard, Vin!

I think he's really dead now.

See?

Gilang!

He's finally dead.

He tried to be like Tom Cruise!

You bastard actor!

Wake up, Gilang! Wake up!

Don't bother, he's a goner.

Wake up, Gilang.

Wake up, Gilang.

What, he's alive?

Kill him!

Watch out, Gilang!

Uncle Chen!

Damn! Where should I hide?

Uncle, cover me!

Holy blood!

No biting, dumb-ass!

The deal is off!

Let's get out of here!

Uncle, cover me!

It's off!

Come here!

Chang, don't die yet.

Gilang, are you okay?

Hey, wake up!

- You slap me?
- You slapped me first!

I was trying to wake you up!

Look, your friends are fighting.

Get them!

Get up! Let's go get them!

- Go get them, Kev! Go!
- I'm scared, Uncle!

Go get them!

Here.

Which way, Gilang?

Stop! I said stop!

You can run but you can't hide!
I'm going to end you all!

Hey! You fools!

- Get them!
- Stop!

- You're pathetic! Get them!
- Hey!

Hurry, Tegas!

Stop!

I'm so tired.

- Stop, Chel.
- What is it?

- Stop! Pig!
- Are you calling me a pig?

Lift it. Help him.

Stop!

- Chel, stay behind me.
- Okay.

Be careful.

You guys are so fast.
Did you ever enter a dog race?

Let's go!

How could you do this to us, Vin?
You're evil!

Go on. Grab them!

Finally, I get a part in this.

Die!

- Can you move over a little?
- To where?

Right there.

- You go over there, don't...
- I don't want to swing the trap.

We meet again,
just in a different position.

It's like we're meant to be, huh?

Move away! It's getting inside!

We're not related.

Your mouth...

Your mouth smells like burnt rubber.

Let me go!

Stop sucking my face!

You think you're a vampire?

Nobody cares about us.
We're going to die here.

- Move your head away.
- We're going to die stuck together.

This is a curse!

Hey!

Gilang...

Don't kill her.

It turns out you don't want her to die.

Don't kill her. Don't kill her!

Then I'll just kill you.

Good.

Gilang!

Gilang!

Gilang!

Gilang!

Gilang! Wake up!

Rachel!

Grab it!

- Yes!
- Good, Chel.

She wants to save her boyfriend
who is in danger.

- It's impossible!
- Two and a half hours.

That was five minutes, man.

So, his mom told me that he got a project

to be an extra in a film about merman.

And it turns out
he took a free-diving course.

He got to the set, they shot it.
It was just his butt.

Just his butt?
He took a free-diving course for that?

Let's give a round of applause for Gilang!

To my friends at home
who might be watching,

please pray for him.

And he did all of that
for his dedication to the art of acting.

That's crazy. He's also a versatile actor.

He's the best actor I've ever met.

Viewers, I am currently
at PT Chen Perkasa Steel,

where the kidnapped actress
Rachel Hesington,

director Tegas Julius,
and actor Gilang Garnida had been kept.

They have been rushed to the hospital
by citizens.

Stay tuned for more news.

Gilang.

They all finally see

what I've always seen in you.

You're a fighter, not a loser.

Gilang, don't give up, son.

Come on, Gilang.

Wake up, honey.

Mother.

- Together?
- Together, Mom.

Oh, my God, thank goodness

I feel bad for the husband.
His face is messed up.

It's scary!

Well, we have a visitor.

Hi, Gilang.

Hi, Chel.

Are you okay?

I'm so lucky you were there.

Thank you

boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

Mom, I have a girlfriend now.

Finally!

Are you sure you're okay?

I'm fine, I'm okay now.

Mom, starting tomorrow,
I'm going to look for a job.

What for, Gilang?

You already have a job.

Look.

Rachel and Tegas
already told me everything.

You just need management
that understands you inside and out.

So, I decided that
I'm going to be your manager.

And I've already started working,
as soon as you woke up.

Here's the proof.

- What is this, Mom?
- A film contract.

I'm an extra in which film?

Not an extra, Gilang.
You're the main character.

What's the film about, Mom?

It's about a very cocky extra.

He gives the director
and the crew a headache.

But he's kind-hearted.

And he's brave enough to chase criminals,
just to save his friends.

- What's the title, Mom?
- The title?

The Ultimate Actor.

So, that's my story.

One thing I've always held on to is that

success is when hard work
meets opportunity.

Opportunity comes from God.

But hard work is something
that comes from within.