All language subtitles for The Hitchhiker 2016

Oh, my God. I can't believe you got that
date with him. I know. I feel so lucky.

I'm so excited. I don't even know what
to say.

Oh, my goodness. I kind of, like, hate
you right now, but I totally want you to

look cute for him. Yes. I'm going to
help you. Yeah. You know I need the help

doing my makeup and my outfit because
I'm just ridiculous.

I know. I can't believe what you're
wearing right now.

I'm sorry.

Okay?

This was good enough for now.

No. No worries, though. We'll make you
look super cute for him, and he'll

totally not regret asking you out.

Yes. Okay. That's exactly what we want,
right?

Right. Okay, good. You guys are going to
have such a great time. I'm, like,

really nervous.

I just... It'll be okay. Let's go pick
out a really cute outfit for him. Yeah.

Let's go up to my room and do it. Okay.
Let's go.

Hopefully we picked out enough thing,
enough options.

I know, you've got to have something
cute in here.

Let's see.

Did he tell you where you guys were
going?

I have no idea. He didn't tell me
anything.

I hate when guys do that. It's like,
what am I supposed to wear then?

Right? So now I'm just totally going to
be surprised. I don't know if we're

going to eat or if we're going to go see
a movie or if we're going to go to

coffee or what.

Well,

I think you always look nice in this
shirt. Maybe you should try that one on.

Definitely. This is super cute.

Do you think you can maybe zip this up
for me? Sure.

Getting it?

It's a little stubborn.

What do you think?

I think he's really going to like that
one. Yeah, you think?

Mm -hmm. Should I try the skirt on with
it maybe?

Yeah, I think that would look really
good.

Okay.

Let's see.

That looks so good.

You think that I should wear these
underwear with it? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I think I like this.
But maybe I should pick out another

option just in case.

But I really want to make out with him.

Fuck him.

But you don't want to look too eager.

Okay. Well, what do you think?

Maybe this pink shirt.

It's kind of like innocent.

Yeah, it's super cute.

And then these shorts would probably
look cute with it. Perfect. Will you

me again? Sure.

Thank you.

Okay.

So I'll put these on.

Let's see.

Okay. How's this?

I think that's great.

Yeah? Yeah. You like this?

It's, like, super cute.

You think this is a better choice?

I do. I think you look super cute in
that one, but you also don't look like

you're just trying to fuck.

Okay. Because, like, I'm trying to fuck,
and I'm also trying to eat, too.

Yeah. I mean, that totally says that.
No. Should I not wear a bra?

No. I mean, it totally makes your
nipples hard.

That would turn anybody on.

You think?

Definitely. You don't think it looks
weird?

I think it looks great.

Okay, cool.

Um, okay, so maybe I'll just change into
a different outfit until I go on the

date. Yeah, so you don't, like, get
anything on it. Yeah, I just, you know,

know how I am. I get really messy
sometimes.

Just lounge around in this.

Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.

Okay.

Much better.

That look.

Okay.

I think I should put those on.

I think you're... but looks pretty good
in this one. Oh yeah, you think so?

I'm glad I have you here to tell me
that, right?

You'd be so lost without me.

It does look pretty nice though, right?

I think I want to try this one on really
quick.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I like this shirt.

What do you think?

I think I like that shirt too. Yeah,
this one is probably one of my favorite

shirts right now.

Yeah, it's super cute.

It makes my boobs look good too.

Yeah, they look really amazing.

Yeah.

Can't help it.

You know, you don't really want to go on
a date and not know how to kiss.

I mean, you have a point.

Wait.

You're trying to trick me. I do know how
to kiss. What?

I just want you to be prepared for your
date. I mean...

You are my best friend, so you're just
looking out for me, right? Right.

You wouldn't want to show up and kiss
him terrible. Oh my god, that would be

awful. Then he wouldn't call you back.

No, we don't want that to happen.

You definitely look better without a
shirt.

Oh, thank you.

Let's get yours off and see what we're
working on.

So sexy, so sexy.

Who's Brad?

He's my weird perverted neighbor. He's
always creeping in windows and stuff.

I just... He's your neighbor?

My neighbor.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah.

Brad!

Yeah? Come here.

What? Why don't you come over here?

Okay.

lay on my bed.

For real? No.

Like this?

Yeah, just like that.

Okay, what's up?

Well, it looks like you like what you're
seeing.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah? The door was open, kind of. Oh,
was it?

Lucky you.

I know, for convenience.

Um, yeah.

So, um, I'm not in trouble, am I?

You might be.

Wow. Might have to give you a little
punishment.

So is this what you came here for?

Hmm? You little pervert.

Yeah. Looking through my windows.

Yeah, you like that?

So is this what you came here to see?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

No touch. What? You can just look.

Oh, shit.

You like that?

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit.

You know, you're really lucky we're
sucking your cock and balls instead of

calling the cops on your ass for
sneaking in. Oh, shit. Please don't call

cops.

Not this time.

Yeah, you're probably the luckiest perv
right now.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Can you scoot back on my bed?

What? Yeah, scoot back.

The way she sucks your cock.

You like how sloppy she makes your day.
Oh yeah.

you know what I'm saying

come over here for, you sick pervert?

Come over here to get some pussy?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I think that might be something we
can arrange.

something.

Why don't you let her sit on your face?

You're right.

pervert. Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes.

You want two pussies?

this pussy.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

My ears.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, just like that.

Fuck her harder.

Harder, you pervert.

Yes, just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah. You like that, baby?

You like that?

Deeper.

Fuck her tight pink pussy. Deeper.
Harder.

Yes. Yes. Just like that.

Get to fuck her again.

Yeah. Oh, shit.

okay bye better get ready for the state
right I

know right

God, Kenneth James is so hot.

It would be really hot if they put me in
forno with

her.

That would never happen.

Oh, what I would give to taste your
pussy.

Mommy.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you, little daughter.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at yourself.

You can't get away.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Jesus. Hot.

Do you think you and Ray could come over
here and fuck me again?

I mean, it was really hot when you guys
did that last time. I'm so fucking

horny. And, you know, you interrupted my
porn, so I can only imagine that's the

only thing you could do for me.

Are you serious?

Okay, well, can you send Ray over here
to fuck me?

Do you have any friends who can come
over here and fuck me? I'm so fucking

horny. Come on, please.

Fine. You suck.

Hey,

is that like a bible salesman?

He's kinda cute. He could fuck me.

No. Too slutty.

Way too slutty.

This could work. Okay.

All right.

We're at a church.

Okay. Change jacket.

It's not too slutty for him. That'll
work. Okay.

Perfect.

Fucking denim vest.

Who would have thought?

Better be some pretty amazing dick.

Coming!

Hi! Hi, sorry about that.

That's not a problem at all.

So, are you selling Bibles or something?

No, selling? No, definitely not. I am
actually just traveling around, seeing

you've heard the word of Jesus Christ.

Uh, yeah, I have.

actually good yeah so uh you do you read
the bible on your own at all i do you

know i go to a lot of like christian
rock concerts i love jamming after that

yeah and i went on a retreat last
weekend with a bunch of people was it

festival did you go to that oh i was
there too wasn't that such a wonderful

event man the people were just so nice
there was such a beautiful experience

when we all just like embraced and
celebrated god's love wasn't it it was

great Yeah, I also volunteer a little
bit, too.

Oh, yeah.

Where do you volunteer?

Oh, you know, here and there. I kind of
go everywhere. I spend a lot of time, so

it's hard to keep track of all of them.

Oh, that's great. You know, you sound
like just the type of person that we

to tell people about when we're
spreading the word of God. I know. You

like to tell everyone God's about love
and loving each other. Right, right. We

say the same thing. God is love. God is
love. Yeah.

Totally. That's wonderful.

So do you attend a church regularly?

You know, I do.

It's kind of like a modern thing. We
get, like, a bunch of people together,

it's like we really focus on love and
loving each other.

And, you know, we get really close and
intimate, and we talk about a lot of

stuff, and we share a lot of feelings.

And, you know, it's just great. It's
super modern. You know, I'm not sure you

would have heard of it, but, like, we're
very loving.

I always find it so nice when people
can, like, Find their own congregation

way and, you know, just celebrate God's
love through crying out his name and

just having such a great spiritual
experience. It's really one of my

activities. It's definitely great
sharing experiences with people who are

-minded. Yeah. You know, you seem great.
Would you like to come in for, like,

some tea and we can talk about some
stuff and know each other? Yeah, that'd

great. Neighborly friends.

Speak the good word, right? Yeah.

Sure. Come on, come on in. Thanks.

Do you always have tea in your bedroom?

Usually, yeah. You know, I feel really
comfortable with you, actually.

Like, some people, you know, go in the
living room. But I feel a connection

you.

Well, that's great. You know, I felt
that I really should just kind of hang

around for a second. I had a good
feeling that somebody was home that was

to accept Jesus Christ into their
hearts. So, yeah, I had a great feeling

you. Good.

I felt the same way when I started
talking to you. It was just this great

connection that I felt.

Yeah, I mean, it's always nice when you
get to speak the gospel with some other

believers. Yeah, absolutely.

So did you want to tell me more about
some of the camps you've been to? Maybe

we've been to one of the same ones.

Yeah, I mean...

There was the fall festival I told you
about.

Do you remember the secret handshake
that they taught us?

Oh, yeah.

This one and this one.

And then the one.

Yeah, it was so much fun.

Man, I almost forgot that one year. It
was such a special thing to me hanging

out with all my friends. I know. That
happened to me once, too. I was really

nervous I wasn't going to remember it,
but I'm glad I did.

It's so cool to see other believers.

Take it real serious. They'll connect
like that.

It's always great to connect with
people.

I think that's probably my favorite part
about being out on this mission.

You meet all sorts of wonderful people
and you just see all walks of life that

are just believers through and through.
They really want to just...

see the best in people and they, they
want to spread that love and everything.

Yeah. And I bet you're doing it in God's
will. And you know what?

I think God wanted us to meet today.

Like that's how strong of a connection I
feel to you.

That God wanted it.

He willed it.

I mean, pardon me. I know we just met.
This may seem forward, but I've always,

I've always kind of thought that, you
know, I might meet that.

That write someone while I'm out on my
mission spreading the word.

Yeah, I mean, that's just... No, I feel
the same way.

I really think God wanted you to be here
with me today.

To be here sitting on this bed.

He wanted us to share each other and get
to know each other.

You feel like that too? Yeah,
absolutely.

You know, I thought I was kind of alone.

No, I don't think so at all. I
definitely think God wanted you to be

me today.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

You know, I was just thinking about how
lonely I was today, and then you came

along, and I really think you're God's
gift to me today. Oh, Lord. And I'm

gift to you.

I didn't expect to find something like
this

in such an unlikely place.

I mean, what a special happening.

I know.

You know, I feel connected to you, too.

Me, too.

You know what? I think we should share
that connection in a deep way.

Yeah? Yeah.

You know, I know it's unorthodox, but we
should consummate.

We should get married.

Well, yeah, but I should propose first.

No, no, no. I'm going to have to call
the brothers and sisters at the church.

think God wants it to happen today.

Today? Yeah.

I mean, you can marry us.

Isn't everyone in the church able and
ordained to marry another couple?

Yeah, another couple, but I mean, this
is... There's nobody here. It's a little

unorthodox. You can do it. God wants you
to marry us today.

And it's right by God.

And God wills it.

I think it's the right thing to do.

It's a good thing I always bring a copy
of the good book, right?

Okay,

okay. I haven't done this before, so
bear with me.

Do you... I don't even know your name.

Allison. Allison.

What's your name? Allison, I'm Michael.
Nice to meet you, Michael.

Okay, here. Put your right hand on the
Bible.

Do you, Allison, take this man... Well,
me.

Do you take me to be your lawfully
wedded husband?

I do, yeah. To love and to hold forever?
Totally, I do.

And to do right in God's name each and
every day?

Yeah, absolutely.

Well, I mean, ask me the same question.
I don't think I can do it myself.

Okay, well then put your hand on there.

Okay, is that how you do it? Yeah. Okay,
all right. I'm so nervous.

Do you, Michael, want to marry me?

Is that how I do it?

Yeah, yes, that'll do. That's good
enough.

Okay, I think we should consummate our
marriage.

I think it's a really good idea.

I do.

Hold on.

No. We want this to be together.

It's okay.

We have to make a marriage to make it
official. I think we should go.

Oh.

We should.

Maybe.

I've never had anybody do that.

I have to tell you, I watched, I was at
a friend's house and I watched porn one

time. I just wanted, I have to come
clean before we go through with all of

It's okay. God forgives you.

It's okay.

Please, let's... Slow down a little bit.

It's my first time doing this.

It's my first time, too.

Okay.

Okay. I just think God really wants us
to be together and consummate our

marriage.

Don't you want to consummate our
marriage?

You're beautiful.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

Wee. Yeah.

Yeah.

How?

How? How? How?

How do I do this?

You just go in like this.

Does that work okay?

I've heard about... How about we do it
in missionary position?

Let's do the Lord's position.

You want two?

Yeah. Okay.

You

said

this was your first time. How'd you know
to lick it?

Was that in that corner you walked?

Yes, uh, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I watched the whole thing.

Okay.

Oh my god.

I'm okay. I think.

Oh my god. I don't think it'll fit.

Oh my god.

It feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. I've never felt anything like
this before.

You just feel like your spirit is
disconnected.

Too much pressure?

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, that's it Danny.

Fuck me hard.

Yeah, if you do that, then...

circle of births.

Oh, I love him too.

This is good.

Like I'm crawling away?

Right here?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

I saw this, too.

Oh, man, that's naughty.

Me too.

Don't you come in me.

What? Don't you fucking come in me.
We're married.

No, it's okay. I don't think God wants
us to have a child just yet.

It's okay. Don't fucking come in to me.
Don't you dare do it.

Don't you dare do it. That's right.

I'm going to hit the shower.

I can't get my stepfather out of my
head.

I mean, I've had a crush on him ever
since my mom married him.

And mom left for the weekend.

So I've been prancing around in my
underwear, just trying to get his

I even deep -throated a popsicle today.

I mean, he didn't even notice.

It just makes me want him even more.

I mean, I even took my mom's lingerie.

I'm wearing it right now.

And he didn't even notice.

Hopefully tomorrow I'll find a way.

I think I'm going to call it a night.

Good night, diary.

Dad? Is that you?

Dad?

Dad?

Mom told me about this. You're
sleepwalking. Let's go to bed.

Come on, Dad.

Amen.

All right.

Oh my god.

Let's keep it.

So fucking good.

kind of dream this is, but you should
never tell your mother about this.

No, Daddy.

Billy, I can't believe I just took this
car already broke.

I have a business meeting. I come for
one day in L .A.

No, man.

It's not worth like that. I'm already
fucked up.

I have no idea where I am. I told you
I'm first time in L .A.

And it's done so hard. Oh, my God.

No, you joke.

like go out that way.

What seems to be the problem?

You having some car trouble over there?

Thank you for stopping. My car is
broken. I don't know what's going on.

I see.

Well, do you need a ride somewhere?

I'm renting and I need to go back to the
city.

Go to rental to fix it.

Can you give me a ride to the city?

Sounds great. Why don't you hop in?

Thank you so much.

What is this place?

Oh, this is my house.

I'm sorry, I just have some papers to
pick up for work.

Ah, okay.

Nice place.

Yeah, it'll just take a second. Is that
okay? Yeah. Great.

I'm going to grab my briefcase.

Here's your briefcase.

Thank you.

My cushion.

Aww, look who's awake.

So many activities to do.

What the fuck?

Hi.

Who are you?

Marcus. What is that?

Oh.

I forgot to tell you.

You're going to be my little sex slave
for the day today.

Okay?

I think you're fucking sick in your
mind.

Oh, sick?

Really? I thought we could have some
fun, actually.

No, I can't keep you.

Let me go out, I'll fucking kill you.

Oh, is that right?

I thought you just needed to go to the
Remicon place. So, if you be my sex

slave, then fuck me.

Proper like, I'll take you to the car
rental place.

How's that sound?

In America, you do it like that?

Yes, they do.

It's crazy.

I have a better idea.

Oh. Let me go.

Not before you fuck me.

Why so bitch?

Well, do you not want to fuck me,
Marcus?

I'm married. I'm married. You don't see
I'm married.

You're fucking crazy.

When I go out from here, I fucking kill
you. Oh.

Okay. Well then I guess I can't let you
go, can I?

You're gonna have to fuck me all night.

I'm tired.

I won't tell if you don't.

You're a fucking bitch. Let me go.

You're insane.

I don't even care.

You're tied up. I can do whatever I
want.

touch you?

Not even like that?

This is like people do it in America.

It's fucking weird.

Yes. In America. Let me go.

We have sex.

And you like it.

No.

You are fucking still fucked up in your
mind.

Yeah, well.

When I fucking go out from here, I
fucking call police.

Oh, yeah.

Tell them my name.

We're very familiar with each other.

They have handcuffs.

What? They work better than this, but I
couldn't get them tonight.

Anything else you'd like to say before I
put this cock in my mouth?

Are you sure?

Want to change your mind?

Oh, this is so terrible.

So you're going to be my sex slave?
Yeah.

Oh, good boy.

Yes.

Just let me go out.

I promise you.

Yes, you'll be a good boy.

That's exactly what I want.

Turn

the

tables a little.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Please, please, please.

Yes. Oh, I love you.

Oh, that's fun. Go ahead.

Yes, yes, oh god, yes, like that, fuck
yes!

Jesus Christ, Marcus, fuck!

Oh, right there.

Oh,

you're fucking good. Yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck you.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Just fuck it. Yes, yes, fuck.

Oh good.

Don't close.

Don't close. Like I said, yes.

Yes, like I said.

That's looking good.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck yes, please, please, please.

Oh,

that's

it, that's it, that's it.

Oh, fuck it!

Oh, fuck you

Thank you.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yeah. Oh, fuck yes. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Right there.

Is that what you want?

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You know, just like that. In front of
you.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, that's right there, right there,
right there.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, please.

Yes!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Oh, good. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you want me to do it? Oh, sure.

You smell her dick now?

Look at you, telling me what to do. Let
me see if I can explain.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Is that the right idea?

Yeah, you know.

Hey, fuck me?

Oh, yes.

Hold on.

Uh -huh.

Okay, more.

Yes. So cute.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Exactly what I want.

You want me to come in

your face?

Yeah, I can do that.

You want to give it back to me? You
filthy boy.

Look at me, look at me, look at me.

I mean, there's teamwork.

Open, open. Yeah, like that. Yeah, like
that.

Give it to me.

Yeah?

Well, that's a good boy.

Oh,

that's just what I wanted.

Turns out you're a good sex slave.

I suppose we should get dressed and I
should take you back to that car rental

place.

What the fuck is this? No!