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So... cold.
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Can't...
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Use the force.
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Eric.
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Leia?
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Oh, hi.
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Were you like that
all night?
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No, no.
From 1:00 to 4:00,
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I was whimpering because
your knee was in my back.
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Yeah, we get to Madison
next week,
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we're getting
a bigger bed.
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Eric, my knee
was in your back
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because you were trying
to hump me in your sleep.
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No, I wasn't asleep.
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I gotta go.
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My folks come home
from the hospital today.
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Donna, what's going on
in there? Donna?
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Um, just a minute, dad.
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This is yours.
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No time.
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I'm coming in!
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Hi, daddy.
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I heard voices.
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Oh, that was me,
you know,
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greeting
this beautiful morning.
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Uh-huh.
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Get out.
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May I ask why you're wearing
my daughter's blouse?
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I thought you'd be mad
if I was nude.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Fez?
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Oh, my god!
Did you see anything?
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Not much. You should really
think about a night-light.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ that you did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪♪
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Yeah, it's a sweatband.
I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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What are you doing?
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Well, police academy
starts in a week,
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so I gotta get
in shape.
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So I'm eating raw eggs,
like rocky.
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Kelso,
rocky ate raw eggs
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'cause he was training
for a fight.
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If he was training
to be a cop,
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he'd just flunk out
of high school
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and grow a bad mustache.
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Oh, I'm growing
the bad mustache.
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Ohh!
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Forman, just 'cause
there's a sale at penney's
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doesn't mean you
gotta buy everything.
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Hey, Fez, you're supposed
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to bring your date home,
then take her pants off.
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Fellas, I'm afraid
your little jokes
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don't bother me, because
soon I will be starting
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my new life in Madison,
where if I so choose,
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I can wear ladies' clothes
all I want.
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Really?
Where is this Madison?
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So I can go there
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and kick
their dress-wearing asses.
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Guys, come on.
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I'm all man. I'm married
to Eric's slutty sister.
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Yeah, how's that going?
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Oh, not great,
but I'm pretty sure
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when Laurie gets back
from our honeymoon in Cancun,
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things will pick up.
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Laurie went on
your honeymoon alone?
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Oh, no.
That would be crazy.
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She took her friend Carlos
along to keep an eye on her.
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But I paid for both of them,
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so everyone knows
who the man is in this deal.
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Hello, boys.
It is me,
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the objects
of your desire.
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Hey, Jackie.
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So, Jackie, did you choose
between me and kelso yet?
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I'm on my way to the pool
right now to think about it.
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Rest assured, when i'm
in my most delicious shade
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of cocoa brown,
you will have your answers.
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Well, this might
tip the scales.
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I'm not wearing anything
underneath my track suit.
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This is stupid.
All right, I'm out of here.
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Hey, Jackie, you wanna
see something hot?
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Watch me drink raw eggs.
Oh, Michael...
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Jackie, hold on. I'm drinking
my eggs. No, Michael...
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Jackie, whatever it is,
I'm sure it can wait
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until after I drink my eggs!
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Fine.
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Hmm.
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Now, what is so important?
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You're allergic to eggs!
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Oh, man, I am.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I gotta go
to the hospital.
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That's okay.
I'll drive.
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I gotta pick up
my folks anyway.
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So, Hyde, your competition
for Jackie is, uh...
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Eggboy.
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Ooh, that must be
so humiliating.
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Fez, your wife's on your
honeymoon with another guy.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Carlos is just like a...
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He's kind of like
a chaperon. He, uh...
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Son of a bitch!
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♪♪♪
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How you doing
back there, kels?
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My eyes feel tight.
Do I look okay?
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Oh, my god!
Holy crap!
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What?! What?!
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Nothing. We're just
shocked at how...
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Great you look.
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Oh. Sweatband.
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I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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♪♪♪
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Come on, kitty.
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Let's get the hell
out of this weird place.
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I think some of these nurses
are stealing drugs.
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Red, I am a nurse here.
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I stand by my statement.
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Okay, Mr. Forman,
just to be clear,
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no going to work, no chores,
no driving for 3 months.
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And let's not forget the
root cause of the problem.
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Too much rage, right?
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Yeah, so he probably
shouldn't, like,
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yell at anyone
anymore, right?
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Actually, the reason
he ran into trouble is
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he was holding stuff in.
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He was holding stuff in.
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Okay, I weigh 42 pounds
'cause of what he let out.
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And I'm sorry, you're
telling me that, uh...
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There's more in there?
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Ha ha. No, no, no.
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He does not weigh 42 pounds,
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and these two
are the best of buddies.
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"Hey, dad,
wanna go fishing?"
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"Sure, son, let's hug."
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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That's what it's like
at our house.
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Ha ha ha ha. Ha...
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See what I mean
about the drugs?
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What you need to do
is focus on things
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that make you happy.
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Okay, but I don't know
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where we're gonna find
a boatload of dead commies.
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They gave me 4 shots,
none in the arm.
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Hey, pretty lady,
like what you see?
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♪♪♪
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Jackie, when are you going to
decide between kelso and Hyde?
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I already have.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Here you go, little boy.
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So, who'd you pick?
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Well...
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Wow, this ball must be hard
to catch, huh?
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I chose Steven, and i'm
gonna tell him today.
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I cannot wait to see
the look on his face.
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Oh, my god!
What if he cries?
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Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
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Oh, I'll make him cry.
You watch and see.
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Hey, what are you...
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You get a good look,
you little perv?
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She touched me
and it was awesome!
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♪♪♪
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Okay, now...
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Get you upstairs
for your nap,
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and, Eric, he needs quiet,
so no shenanigans.
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Mom, please. I haven't
shenaniganed in about 6 years.
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I've hooliganed. I've
no-goodniked. I've ne'er-done-well.
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Just yesterday I caught
myself rabble-rousing...
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Will you shut up!
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Welcome home, dad!
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You!
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You got a lot of nerve,
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showing your face
around here
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after what you did
to my daughter.
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Hey, I did you
a favor.
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That girl's been passed
around this town...
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No!
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Okay, you have already
given him one heart attack.
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That's enough.
Now hush.
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Hey, look, buddy.
Raisinettes.
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Mmm!
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Okay, okay, nap time.
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Oh, and, Eric, your father
has a checkup next week,
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so I need you to take him.
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Mom, I have to register
for college, remember?
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I'm not gonna be here.
I'm moving away.
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So you're still going?
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Yes, I'm still going.
It's college.
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Fine.
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Mom,
I gotta get out of here.
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Oh, kitty,
let him go.
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Odds are he's not gonna
amount to anything,
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and I don't want him
blaming me.
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See? That is exactly
the kind of thing
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that I have to
get away from.
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Fine.
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Great.
Great.
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Fine.
Oh, my heart.
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Dad! Dad!
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I... just thought
I'd break the tension.
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That's gonna
come in handy.
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Okay, no more
fake heart attacks.
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Next time you clutch
your chest, you'd better see
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a bright light
and some dead relatives.
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Hey, little brother.
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Hey, hubby.
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Don't "hubby" me.
I'm mad at you.
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Aw. But I brought you
a souvenir.
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Oh, look, Fez. A genuine
Cancun shot glass,
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still sticky
with Tequila.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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No biggie.
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Some guy left it
in my room.
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♪♪♪
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Okay. Steven...
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I'm here to tell you
I've made my decision.
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I choose you.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I'm a good kisser.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here's your gum back.
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Oh.
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Oh, Steven, I missed
you so much.
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Hey, you ready?
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Yeah, let's hit it.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Who is this?
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This is my date. You
didn't think I was gonna
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wait around for you
all summer, did you?
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Looks like
you traded up.
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Oh, you better back off.
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Back off or what?
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I'll call your parents.
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My parents
don't speak midget.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay.
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I hate myself for
stopping a girl fight,
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but let's just...
Oh, screw it. Go! Go!
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All right. Steven,
you made your point.
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Now, please stay here
with me?
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I'm sorry,
but I got plans.
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Hey, maybe you should
go work on your tan.
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Skank!
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Aah!
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♪♪♪
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00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:22,310
Okay, here you go.
263
00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:24,395
Egg whites only.
No yolks...
264
00:12:24,437 --> 00:12:26,481
They're bad for you.
265
00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:30,234
But the yellow part
is the baby bird.
266
00:12:30,276 --> 00:12:32,987
That's the part
I wanna eat.
267
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:36,115
Sorry.
Too much cholesterol.
268
00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:37,450
Which also means
no bacon.
269
00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:40,620
Just good old
heart-healthy ham.
270
00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:44,832
Mmm!
271
00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:49,337
Bacon.
272
00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:57,011
That is so good.
273
00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,888
That is so much
better than ham.
274
00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:04,852
And for you...
My famous
275
00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:08,147
chocolate-chip caramel
whipped cream pancakes.
276
00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:11,442
Mom, you're not
gonna bribe me
277
00:13:11,484 --> 00:13:13,194
into staying home
from school
278
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,779
with super-sweet
breakfast food.
279
00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,573
Where are
my sprinkles?
280
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:21,327
No, no. The pancakes
are an apology.
281
00:13:21,369 --> 00:13:24,413
I overreacted before. Of
course you have to go to school.
282
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,166
So that's it?
It's no guilt?
283
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,293
That's right.
284
00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:32,963
What a nice
warm family moment.
285
00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:35,216
Let's celebrate...
286
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,925
With bacon.
287
00:13:40,221 --> 00:13:42,264
Mmm!
288
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,934
Bacon.
289
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:48,145
♪♪♪
290
00:13:48,187 --> 00:13:50,189
Steven, how could you go out
with another girl
291
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:51,899
when I chose you?
292
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,902
Jackie, when I said choose
between me and kelso,
293
00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:57,238
I meant choose me,
right then.
294
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,407
Making me sit around
and wait it out is immature.
295
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,409
I want what I want
when I want it.
296
00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,369
What is so immature
about that?
297
00:14:03,411 --> 00:14:05,329
Forget it, Jackie.
298
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:07,415
Maybe you're just
not my type.
299
00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:10,959
Whoa. That was rough.
300
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,670
Even I've had a better day
than you
301
00:14:12,712 --> 00:14:15,130
and my head swelled up
to 5 times its normal size.
302
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:18,217
♪♪♪
303
00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:20,261
Oh, my god, Donna.
304
00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,221
Madison has
a course called
305
00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:23,889
"the social
significance
306
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,392
of jedi culture."
307
00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:31,272
Mom, why are you
doing laundry?
308
00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:33,232
It's almost midnight.
309
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:34,650
Well, with your dad
not working,
310
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,461
I had to pick up a double
shift at the hospital.
311
00:14:36,485 --> 00:14:40,072
It's the only time
I have to do it.
312
00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:43,033
Okay, don't do this.
313
00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:44,535
Do what?
314
00:14:44,577 --> 00:14:45,887
Come down here
in the middle of the night
315
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:47,913
doing laundry,
looking like hell.
316
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,039
Oh, excuse me.
317
00:14:49,081 --> 00:14:50,332
No, I...
318
00:14:50,374 --> 00:14:52,668
I'm just saying,
you're trying
319
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,169
to make me feel
guilty for leaving,
320
00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:57,131
and it's not gonna
work. I can't stay here.
321
00:14:57,172 --> 00:15:00,509
Okay? I have to go
off and live my life.
322
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,885
I deserve that.
323
00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:03,471
Mom, I deserve a chance!
324
00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:06,766
Okay, okay. No need
to use your squeaky voice.
325
00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:12,438
I understand that you
have to leave.
326
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,482
I have bigger things
to worry about
327
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:15,857
than making you feel guilty.
328
00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:22,490
Eric, if you feel like
you need to stay,
329
00:15:22,531 --> 00:15:24,074
I mean, we can talk about...
330
00:15:24,116 --> 00:15:26,410
No, no.
331
00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:29,455
We're leaving next week
and that's final.
332
00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:31,707
Okay.
333
00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:42,468
Yeah, it's bacon.
334
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,345
And I don't care if you tell
your mother.
335
00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:46,347
She doesn't scare me.
336
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:49,433
Eric, I almost forgot...
337
00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:52,102
♪♪♪
338
00:15:52,144 --> 00:15:54,396
How could Steven say
I'm not his type?
339
00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:57,274
I'm everybody's type.
That's my thing.
340
00:15:57,316 --> 00:15:59,485
Well, at least
you don't have to worry
341
00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:01,779
about me chasing
after you anymore.
342
00:16:01,821 --> 00:16:03,364
I mean, most of the stuff
you and Hyde
343
00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:05,491
used to argue about I
didn't even understand,
344
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,344
which makes me think that you've
become a complicated woman,
345
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:10,120
and I don't want
none of that.
346
00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:12,373
So you're really okay
with us just being friends?
347
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:15,459
Yeah. I release you.
348
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:21,298
Fly, little bird.
349
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:23,133
Fly, fly away!
350
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:29,348
That was you.
351
00:16:30,808 --> 00:16:33,935
Michael, do you think
I'm immature?
352
00:16:33,977 --> 00:16:36,605
No, you're almost
fully grown.
353
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,191
Well...
354
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,026
Steven thinks so.
355
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,320
Apparently, I'm immature,
356
00:16:43,362 --> 00:16:46,031
and that skank in the leather
jacket is what, cool?
357
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,033
Well, I can be cool.
358
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,618
People can change.
359
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,787
Olivia Newton-John did it
for John Travolta,
360
00:16:51,829 --> 00:16:54,289
and that movie
was totally realistic.
361
00:17:02,548 --> 00:17:03,591
Wow!
362
00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:04,633
Yowza!
363
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,051
Yummy.
364
00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:10,055
Jackie?
365
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,807
Tell me about it,
Steve.
366
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:20,357
♪ I got chills ♪
367
00:17:20,399 --> 00:17:22,984
♪ they're multiplyin' ♪
368
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:27,072
♪ and I'm losin' control ♪
369
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:31,493
♪ for the power
you're supplyin' ♪
370
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:33,370
♪ it's electrifyin' ♪
371
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,333
♪ you'd better shape up ♪
372
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:41,378
♪ 'cause I need a man ♪
373
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,632
♪ and my heart is set
on you ♪
374
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:47,134
♪ you better shape up ♪
375
00:17:47,175 --> 00:17:49,637
♪ you better understand ♪
376
00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:53,307
♪ to my heart,
I must be true ♪
377
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:56,351
♪ nothing left,
nothing left for me to do ♪
378
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:59,354
♪ you're the one that I want ♪
379
00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:00,606
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
380
00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:02,691
♪ the one that I want ♪
381
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,276
♪ you are the one
I want ♪
382
00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:06,194
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
383
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,489
♪ the one that I want ♪
384
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:09,615
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
385
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,159
♪ the one I need ♪
386
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,577
♪ oh, yes, indeed ♪
387
00:18:13,619 --> 00:18:16,664
♪ yes, indeed ♪♪
388
00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:18,707
Oh, Jackie,
you're so much cooler
389
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,251
than that skank
I was with before.
390
00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:22,837
Please take me back.
391
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:24,773
'Cause we belong together,
like bop-bobba-loo-ba,
392
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:26,924
sha-walla, she-bang,
she-bang.
393
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:32,471
Oh, the whole gang
is back together again.
394
00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:42,439
Are you gonna sing?
395
00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:47,653
'Cause I've heard
you sing and...
396
00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:50,238
You're not gonna sing,
are you?
397
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,157
No, but I'm gonna get
Steven back,
398
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,868
whatever it takes.
399
00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:56,244
And I'm gonna get me a pair
of those black satin pants,
400
00:18:56,286 --> 00:18:57,705
'cause I look good
in those.
401
00:19:04,252 --> 00:19:05,713
Mom?
402
00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:08,089
Fabric softener! I'm up!
403
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,969
Mrs. Forman,
are you okay?
404
00:19:12,011 --> 00:19:15,305
Oh, sure. Oh, god.
I'm late for work.
405
00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:17,057
You're working tonight?
406
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,309
Well, honey, nights can be
our busiest time.
407
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:22,270
Lots of people stroke out
after a big salty dinner.
408
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:26,775
But you worked all day.
409
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,944
I know. I gotta go.
410
00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:31,530
Okay, there's food in the...
Oh, who am I kidding?
411
00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:33,699
There's no food.
412
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:44,251
They can't do this to me.
413
00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:47,838
They cannot do this to me.
I gotta get out of here.
414
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,965
Of all the people
in the history of the world
415
00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,359
that have ever had
to get anywhere,
416
00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:52,652
it is me having to get
the hell out of here!
417
00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,511
I have to go!
418
00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:03,144
I have to stay.
419
00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:12,821
Donna, I'm sorry.
420
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,949
Sorry? Eric, I think
it's amazing
421
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:17,409
that you'd do that
for your family.
422
00:20:19,995 --> 00:20:22,831
And, you know, we'll see
each other on weekends.
423
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:26,501
Oh, so you're still going?
424
00:20:26,543 --> 00:20:29,964
Well...
425
00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:32,507
Yeah, I mean...
426
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:34,843
Yeah.
427
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:37,304
Yeah.
428
00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:40,766
No. Of course.
429
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,478
Oh, come on.
430
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:48,440
I think I know something that
might make you feel better.
431
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,943
Hey, um...
432
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,903
Can we just like...
433
00:20:52,945 --> 00:20:56,490
Could we just sit
for a while?
434
00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:58,617
Yeah, sure.
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