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My fellow heroes, tonight I stopped
three murders from happening.
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I don't know why, but we're
seeing a huge trend in crime.
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We have to find out the
source of this evil.
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Something big is about to happen
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and it's up to Coon and
friends to stop it.
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Yes, Toolshed, why do we have
to be called Coon and friends?
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- What?
- We all fight crime together.
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How come we're just your friends?
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Yeah. We want to be called
the extreme avenger league.
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Yeah.
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I told you Tupperware,
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- extreme avenger league doesn't work.
- Why no.
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Why can't it be
Mosquito and friends?
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Nobody [bleep] heard of you, Mosquito?
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Have so.
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Guys, we need to find out what is
causing the crime wave in this city.
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Mysterion, you and the human
kite get on the computer.
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Dig up what you can.
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Tupperware and Mosquito,
scan the papers.
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Work, people!
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Mintberry Crunch,
could I have a quick work with you
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in the debriefing chamber?
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Okay.
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I enjoy having you be a part of
Coon and friends and I certainly
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appreciate your on-time
paying of dues and fees.
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It's just I don't...
I'm not getting your deal.
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I mean, exactly what is Mintberry
Crunch supposed to mean?
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I get that you're half man,
half berry and that you're Crunchy
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with some mint.
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But to be a part of Coon
and friends, you have to
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have a clear and more super
hero kind of identity.
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Mintberry Crunch, I'm just
wondering if maybe you need to
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add something else to the Mintberry
Crunch part of your costume.
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Like milk?
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No, not like milk.
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You see, I think we're on different
pages here, Mintberry Crunch.
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It's like...
Coon and friends alert!
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Uh-oh!
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What's the alert, Mosquito?
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There's like a big fire or
something in town. A fire?
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Coon volume up.
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Has to be at least 20 people trapped
inside the apartment building.
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Firefighters are having no luck.
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This is what we've
been waiting for!
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Coon and friends, let's head out?
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All right, yeah. Let's go.
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Yeah.
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Mintberry Crunch, why don't you
stay here and mind the cave, okay?
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We have to get down town fast,
Coon and friends.
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Mom, drive us downtown.
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It's late.
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You keep playing downstairs.
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Mom, you're the Coon's
favorite butler.
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I want to go down town now.
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All right.
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I can get some groceries anyway.
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Into the Coon mobile, everyone.
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Let's hope we get there in time.
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All right. Buckled up for safety?
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Don't talk to us like that, mom.
We're super heroes.
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Eric, what have we talked
about with that language?
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One more time I'm not
taking you anywhere.
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I'm sorry, mom. Can we go, please?
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Unbelievable!
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We tried getting in
through the back.
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It was no good.
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Those people will die if
we don't do something.
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Oh, my goodness. It's a fire.
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Come on, Coon and friends.
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No, Eric, stay in the car,
sweetie.
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Can we try a helicopter?
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Winds are too high.
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The chopper would burn in minutes.
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What's the problem?
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Kids, get back.
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Whatever is happening, you need
help from the Coon. And friends.
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Keep the children back, Thompson.
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Please, sir...
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Sweetie, let the
firemen do their job.
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Shut up, mom, God!
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Look, up in the sky.
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It's him!
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My God, it's really him.
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He's come to help us.
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Captain Hindsight.
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Who is Captain Hindsight?
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Captain Hindsight,
the hero of the modern age.
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Once Northern as Jack Brolin,
a reporter for the national news.
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The hero was born when a freak accident
gave him the power of hindsight.
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For toxic spills,
there's no task too large for
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Captain Hindsight.
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Captain Hindsight,
thank God you've come.
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What is the skinny?
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There's people trapped in that
burning building, Captain Hindsight.
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The fire is so massive,
we can't get to them.
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See the windows on the right side?
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They should have built fire escapes
there for the higher floors
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so the people could
have gotten down.
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The roof should have been
reinforced so a helicopter could
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have landed on it.
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Of course.
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And the building to the left,
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they shouldn't have
built it there.
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Now you can't park fire
trucks where you need to.
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Looks like my job is done.
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Good-bye, everyone!
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Thank you, Captain Hindsight.
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Thank you!
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All right, everyone.
I guess that's it.
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Let's pack it up.
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Oh, boy, did you hear about
that fire downtown, Sharon?
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Oh, my gosh, yes.
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They said like 14 people died.
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It's just ridiculous to me
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that didn't build fire
scapes on the upper floors.
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Ridiculous.
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I know.
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If you ask me, they should have
built a roof with enough support
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to land a helicopter.
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Hello!
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You guys are just repeating
what that Hindsight guy said.
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Yes.
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He's our protector and guardian.
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We're thankful he was
there for the fire.
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Now we can eat in peace.
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Coon and friends alert!
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Coon and friends alert.
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Who the hell is that?
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Alert, guys. I'm serious.
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Mom, dad, I finished dinner.
Can I go to my room?
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Sure, Stan.
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How did that get there, Randy?
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I don't know.
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Take it down.
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It's noisy.
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I can't. I don't know what
happened to all my tools.
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All right. Toolshed is here.
We can start.
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Who said you could put a big
siren in my parents house?
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Yeah.
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I got in trouble for it.
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The Coon has to signal his friends
when a catastrophe breaks out.
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What have the catastrophe?
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Did you not see
that Hindsight guy?
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Yeah.
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So there's a big super hero
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out there and he's not
part of Coon and friends.
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Jesus.
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I looked into it.
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This Captain Hindsight
is everywhere.
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He's like this butt hole scab.
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He has to join us.
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Fellows, could you let me out?
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It's been like six days.
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You're not going anywhere, Chaos.
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Yeah.
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You only gave me this bucket
to poop in and it's full.
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I don't have anything to eat.
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You have poop, don't you?
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How can we get him to join us?
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Who cares if he's not
part of Coon and friends?
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I care.
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We have to wait to the next disaster
and beat Hindsight to the scene.
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There's not going to
be a worse disaster.
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What could be worse than a
fire that killed 14 people?
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All right.
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This looks like a
jolly good place.
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Yes.
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Let her rip!
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That's it, lad.
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Collect that oil.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, don't tell me we did it again!
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Coon and friends alert!
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All Coon friends report to base.
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I'm serious.
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Coon and friends alert!
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Good, you're all here.
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Take a look at this.
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Coon volume up.
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It's a scene of utter
despair and catastrophe.
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Oil from the ocean is spilling
out out of control and the
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rescue effort seems futile.
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It's horrible.
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We can't stop the oil from
contaminating everything.
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Our home is full of sludge.
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There's a loogie my scrimp.
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Look at all that oil on my scrimp.
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Another oil could be
devastation for the gulf.
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We have to help those people.
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Yes.
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This is a child for
Coon and friends.
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Let's pack the gulf
full of flavor.
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Wait, look.
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It's Captain Hindsight.
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Oh, no!
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What seems to be the problem?
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It's that BP oil rig.
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It drilled into a marine sanctuary
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and the environment
is being poisoned.
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If we can't stop it,
the spill could reach New Orleans.
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All right.
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You see where that
rig is drilling?
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Yes.
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It's in too deep of water.
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They shouldn't have drilled in
that deep of water because now
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they can't get machines deep
enough to fix the spill.
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Yes, yes.
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Now if it's a valve that ruptured,
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they should have installed a
back up valve in case that broke.
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I believe they did,
Captain Hindsight.
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Right.
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Then they should have had
a back up safety valve
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to that backup safety valve.
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He's right.
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My work is done.
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I'm off to find others in need.
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Thank you, Captain Hindsight.
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God bless you!
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Can I help you?
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I understand this is where
Captain Hindsight lives?
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Yes.
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I need to speak with him, please.
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The Captain is very busy dealing
with the gulf oil crisis.
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I believe I have something that can help
him deal with that oil crisis, sir.
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Mr. Hindsight, sir, this
young man would like a word.
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Please, sit down,
what can I do for you?
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Mr. Hindsight, I represent
some very high profile people.
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I've been asked to give
you some exciting news.
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You have been preapproved to
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become the newest member
of Coon and friends.
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Of what?
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I know the Coon personally.
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Can tell you being a Coon
is the highest honor.
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As you can see in the papers,
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your first three months
of dues have been waived.
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This must be majorly
exciting for you.
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Captain Hindsight, come in.
Go ahead.
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The oil keeps coming up.
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We have other rigs catching fire.
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They should have hosed down the
other rigs when the spill began.
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That shouldn't have happened.
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Thank you.
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Captain Hindsight,
the dolphins are dying.
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Get down to the volunteers
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and tell them they should have
used a nonbleaching cleanser.
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Yes.
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Commissioner, tell the
commissioner he shouldn't have
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sent pictures of his shlong.
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It's not a blessing, it's a curse.
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So anyways, if you wanted to
start filling out the form,
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we'll get you enrolled in
Coon and friends right away.
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I'm sorry, kid.
I work alone.
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The problem with that is there's a super
hero union called Coon and friends.
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If you refuse to be a part
of that union, you're a scab.
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Get this kid out of here.
I have to think.
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You'll be hearing from...
the Coon's lawyer, sir!
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The BP oil spill in the gulf
continues to get worse every day.
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As public anger towards the BP
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company grows, their president
released this statement.
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Hello.
I'm Tony Hayward.
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President and CEO of BP.
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Our accidental drilling spill
in the gulf is a tragedy that
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should have never happened.
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To all those affected,
I want to say
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we are deeply sorry.
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We're sorry.
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We're sorry.
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We're sorry.
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Sorry.
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BP is taking full responsibility
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for cleaning up the
spill in the gulf.
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In doing so,
we have changed our name
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to beyond petroleum to
dependable petroleum.
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BP, we no longer the earth,
we BP it.
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Gentlemen, my attempts to
recruit Captain Hindsight into
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Coon and friends has
been unsuccessful.
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I've come up with a solution.
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Coon vision on.
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All we need to do is get
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pictures of Captain Hindsight
naked with Courtney Love.
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We'll tell him if he doesn't join us,
we'll put them on the Internet.
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How do we get the pictures?
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Simple.
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We dress Professor Chaos
up as Courtney Love.
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Take pictures of him naked with a
homeless guy and photo shop it.
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Oh, me?
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Don't make me be Courtney Love.
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We have to get to work fast.
Coon and friends ho!
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You want us to take pictures
to blackmail Captain Hindsight.
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That's because you
have a small brain.
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What is going on in the gulf is
more important than blackmail.
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Who cares?
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Mosquito has a good plain.
Hear him out.
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My true identity is secret.
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We all have a say in
this organization.
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Let Mosquito talk.
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All right.
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How do you want to help people
suffering in the gulf crisis?
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We can help raise money by
having a bake sale. A bake sale?
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I have a recipe from
lemon bars from my mom.
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We can wear costumes
and solemn Monday bars.
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We're super heroes,
not girl scouts.
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Those people need help.
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Sometimes helping in
smaller ways work.
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It would help taking
pictures of butters.
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Shot up.
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You're not anything.
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That's another thinking.
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No more picking on
Mintberry Crunch.
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Are you the boss now?
No.
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But we're all equal.
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From now on, we vote.
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Who wants to go with my plan?
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Sounds awesome.
Let's do it.
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To the grocery store!
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As we walked along the road
to the grocery store, any Coon
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sense startle tingling.
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Something is wrong.
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I knew I must act.
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A Coon must know when
to defend itself.
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We're back to normal.
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Just like before and all forgotten,
right, right?
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Right, right.
Right.
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So what's next for
Coon and friends?
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Another crisis in the gulf of
Mexico as the oil company BP has
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once again made a huge error.
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This time the oil company has accidentally
ripped a hole into another dimension.
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The oil company stated they knew
another dimension was there
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but didn't think drilling
into it would be problematic.
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Now hundreds of creatures from
another dimension are spilling
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out into our reality
and wreaking havoc.
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Hello.
I'm Tony Hayward.
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CEO of BP.
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Tearing a hole into another
dimension is a tragedy that
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should have never happened.
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And as CEO, I would like to say,
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we're sorry.
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Captain Hindsight, sir?
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Calls for help are pouring in,
you have to get out to the gulf.
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I can't help anyone right now.
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00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,459
Something came up.
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What, sir?
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00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,751
You know you can tell me.
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Do you remember last week when
I got really, really drunk?
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Yes, sir.
Look at those photos on the desk.
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My God is that you and Courtney Love?
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00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:13,811
Of course, it's Courtney Love.
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00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,995
But when did you...
I don't remember.
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That's just the point.
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I get drunk and I
don't remember things.
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I shouldn't have drank that much.
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00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,672
And I shouldn't
have missed alcohol.
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00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,020
Alcohol shouldn't be legal.
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00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:25,168
Oh, it's maddening!
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00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,900
It doesn't matter now, sir.
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00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,168
People are getting hurt in the
gulf and they need to know what
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00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,233
they could have done.
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00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,688
I should have never kept that
bottle of MacAllen in the pantry.
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00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:36,343
Shouldn't have gotten...
Sir, sir!
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Creatures from another dimension
wreak havoc in the gulf.
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00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:44,087
The question everybody is asking
is where is Captain Hindsight.
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Where are you, Captain Hindsight!
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Speaking cajun ***.
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00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:54,955
With Captain Hindsight missing
who can save the gulf now?
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00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:58,210
I've done it.
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00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,938
Hindsight is taken care of.
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00:17:59,939 --> 00:18:03,126
Now the country can be
made of Coon and friends.
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00:18:03,513 --> 00:18:05,516
There's more important
things to discuss right now.
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00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,677
Right, Toolshed.
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00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:09,882
How do we deal with these
creatures from another dimension?
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00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:12,316
Hey, we need to discuss
things with what?
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00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:14,803
I don't know.
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00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:15,778
Tupperware, you tell him.
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00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,954
I don't want to tell him.
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00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:18,380
I'll tell him.
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00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,866
Coon, I'm sorry but we're kicking
you out of Coon and friends.
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00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:25,102
You're kicking me out
of Coon and friends?
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00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,582
We voted. It's unanimous.
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00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,336
You can't kick me out
of Coon and friends.
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00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:30,642
I'm the Coon.
381
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,395
You believe that you have your
goals and doing things and
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00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:34,916
they conflict with
what we want to do.
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00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,923
But we get the headquarters
and the equipment.
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00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:37,914
You don't keep anything.
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00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:40,320
This is my basement and I'll
tell my mom on you guys.
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00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,582
We discussed with him.
Mrs. Cartman?
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00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:43,953
Yes.
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00:18:44,264 --> 00:18:46,415
Please escort him out.
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00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:51,517
Mom, what the are you doing?
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00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,069
Eric, you do not
beat up your friends.
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00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:56,173
I told you I've had
it with your language.
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00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,645
Your punishment is your friends
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00:18:57,646 --> 00:18:59,510
will play super heroes without you.
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00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:01,822
Go to your room.
You have to be kidding me.
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00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:06,106
We have missed up this time.
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00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:09,887
It's going to take more than
another I'm sorry campaign to
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00:19:09,888 --> 00:19:11,279
please everyone this time.
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00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,367
What a right pickle we're in.
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00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:18,834
There is no way to cut the
dimensional portal, I'm afraid.
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00:19:18,921 --> 00:19:22,558
The swells are too much
to get any machines in.
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00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,139
Wait a tick.
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00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,761
Currents and swells, that's it.
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00:19:25,762 --> 00:19:27,535
I know how to fix it.
404
00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:28,608
Oh, by Jove.
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00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,365
We drill.
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00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:31,581
Of course.
407
00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:33,719
Good idea.
Of course.
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00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,488
I believe that if we drilled
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00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:39,168
on the moon, changing its
pull on the ocean swells,
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00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:41,291
we could cut the
dimensional spill.
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00:19:41,773 --> 00:19:43,375
I don't quite get it.
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00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:46,043
We got into this mess by
drilling here and here.
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00:19:46,044 --> 00:19:48,579
Now we need to drill here.
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00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,321
That looks extremely promising.
415
00:19:54,322 --> 00:19:56,738
Our environment should
stabilize if it's getting
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00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,532
drilled here, here and
here at the same time.
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00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,150
The seismic forces
will be massive.
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00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:03,766
Do you think the moon can take it?
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00:20:05,092 --> 00:20:06,771
Oh, she'll take it.
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00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:23,737
The BP oil company today
drilled into the moon and
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00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,352
appears to have caused
even greater problems.
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00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,936
I have a feeling we bet
get into our costumes.
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00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:33,658
The BP oil company has had
another drilling accident.
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00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:35,152
This time they have appeared to
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00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:40,019
unleash the dark
and mighty Cthulu.
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00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,603
The rise of Cthulu from another
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00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:44,202
dimension brings about 3,000
years of darkness, Tom.
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00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,606
Where we will all be driven to
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00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,408
madness and made to serve
as Cthulu's slaves.
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00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:51,647
The president of BP oil
released this press statement.
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00:20:56,105 --> 00:21:01,461
As president of want
to say we're sorry.
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00:21:02,618 --> 00:21:04,837
I'm deeply sorry.
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00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,250
Sorry.
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00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:14,371
Praise the dark Cthulu,
long may he rein.
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00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,587
Let's get to the gulf!
436
00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:32,153
Darkness has taken over our town.
437
00:21:33,446 --> 00:21:35,872
The Coon friends have
given in to evil.
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00:21:36,072 --> 00:21:46,272
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