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SouthParkNews.net
La Fabrique
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Saigon is a hell of a place.
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I've seen a lot of death,
a lot of suffering.
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Darkness that most people
couldn't stand to see.
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I tried to sit it out
as much as I could.
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What's the matter, Conner?
Don't like a little blood?
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I don't like a little blood.
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Blood ain't the stuff
for 18-year-old boys from Sheboygan.
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Blood ain't the stuff
for Mitch Conner.
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Incoming!
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Conner, Mitchell.
You're discharged.
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And that's that.
Pack your bags, you're headed home.
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Hugs and kisses from Uncle Sam.
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So how do I end up here,
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with a 9-year-old kid
who wants to know who his father is?
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Life is funny.
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One day you're sifting
through the guts of some gook
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and the next you're playing Dr. Phil
with some kid and his teacher.
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I'm really sorry
that you were put through all this.
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Sorry is a four letter-word
with a Y on the end.
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That doesn't mean anything
to this poor kid.
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That's right.
Tell me the truth, now!
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All I can tell you
is we were told to stick to the story,
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to protect someone very important.
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I can't say more.
I won't!
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But...
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I'll tell you who has the answer.
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Look, gingers.
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You said you wanted Muhammad.
We got him for you.
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We can't know if he's really in there.
It could be a trick!
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We went to the Super Best Friends
and brought him here.
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Have him step out of the costume!
You have until the count of ten.
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Don't do it.
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If Muhammad is seen,
we could get bombed!
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Idiot! If he isn't seen,
we're about to definitely get bombed!
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All right, stop!
We'll do what you say.
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I'm sorry.
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Will you please
step out of the bear costume?
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So, see?
Muhammad.
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That isn't Muhammad,
that's Santa Claus.
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- Sorry, I tried.
- Crap.
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You got Santa to be Muhammad?
When?
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When you said you were gonna hand
Muhammad over to Tom Cruise.
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We promised Jesus that Muhammad
would stay safely in the U-Haul!
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I'm sorry.
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I really thought
my idea would work for you.
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If we were gonna have
someone in a bear costume,
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why would we actually have it be
Muhammad, you fucking idiot?
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So where is he?
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Meanwhile,
at the hall of the Super Best Friends...
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Will you lay off that stuff already?
It's getting to be a problem.
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And you're one to talk.
With all your Internet porn.
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Watching porn
isn't like doing coke, fag!
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Jesus Christ!
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- What?
- We've got a distress signal coming in.
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On the Super Best Screen!
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Super Best Friends,
you've got to help us!
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The Casa Bonita is under attack!
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Great Scott!
It's Barbra Streisand!
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I thought Barbra Streisand
had been destroyed by Robert Smith.
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- Who would have activated her again?
- I don't know, Semen.
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It's Seaman!
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The Casa Bonita is gone!
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Jesus, help us!
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That's where those boys
took Muhammad.
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We have to stop her!
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On the Super Best Friends
power cycles!
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There, there,
my little mouse friend.
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Soon you will have more asses
than you ever dreamed of.
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You brought me my Fonseca.
That's a good boy.
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What's this?
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Someone is at the door.
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We've tried to be left alone.
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Who would disturb us at this hour?
We must be careful.
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Why, it's an African American man.
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Yes?
What do you want?
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Sorry to bother ya, but there's been
an accident down the street!
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Can I use your phone?
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I'm terribly sorry,
but I don't let strangers in.
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I understand, but this is real bad.
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My lady's legs
is all busted up and shit.
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She's all crawling around on the road
lookin' like a crippled crab.
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I just need an ambulance.
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There's a gas station down the road.
They have a phone there.
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I see.
I guess I understand.
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You don't want a black man
in your house.
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Please, it isn't that at all!
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I gets it.
Thought things had changed though.
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Thought with a black president,
things would be different.
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We gots a black president, but whitey
still don't trust me use his phone.
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Sorry, you're right.
We do have a black president.
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Please, come in.
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Nice work.
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The old
"hasn't anything changed" speech.
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Works on white people all the time.
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Surprised to see me, asshole?
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Close the door.
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Holy crap!
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Cheery ho!
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My name is Pip.
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I would like to see if you wouldn't mind
not smashing our little town to bits.
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Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom,
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which is Tom Cruise's house...
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How do you like that?
Celebrities can get violent too!
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Please call Barbra Streisand off!
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She's destroying everything!
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We will call her off
when you give us Muhammad.
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We don't have Muhammad.
We aren't sure where he is.
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That's your problem!
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Get him back
or Babs will kill you all!
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Oh boy!
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What the hell?
You should be watching Muhammad!
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I am!
He's right here.
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Thank God.
Hey, Muhammad.
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Really sorry about all this.
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So what the heck are we gonna do?
Muhammad isn't safe here.
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The gingers and celebrities want him.
I don't know where we can go.
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Wait.
Wait a minute.
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- I've got it. I've totally got it!
- What?
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Remember the time we got an elephant
to make love to a pig?
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I know how to give the gingers
and the celebrities what they want,
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but keep Muhammad safe.
Come on!
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She's going to get
our coffee store next.
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Jesus Christ!
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That's enough, Barbra Streisand!
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Try your ice breath!
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- No good!
- Look out!
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Barbra Streisand's using
her toxic stink ray!
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Your father never wanted
this to happen.
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- He was protecting you and them.
- Them who?
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You have to understand,
it's all very complicated.
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Then start explaining.
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Very well.
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Come on, the door is open.
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Dr. Mephisto, we need you!
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For crying out loud!
Now everybody's letting themselves in.
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Doctor, this is Muhammad.
We want you to clone him.
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So we can give his copies
to gingers and Barbra Streisand.
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All right.
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He's not doing anything
except explaining who my father is.
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- That doesn't matter right now.
- It's all that matters!
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Nobody gives a crap
about who your stupid father is!
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Muhammad is an important issue
with actual ethical ramifications!
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I guarantee you people care way more
about who my father is.
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In the small mountain town
of South Park,
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the holy prophet
of the Mormon religion
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is trying to fly up the nose
of a deadly female singer.
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Our powers aren't working, Swallow!
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We can't attack Streisand's nose.
It's just too big!
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We have to find another weak spot.
Moses!
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What?
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We need to know any weakness
Barbra Streisand might have.
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Let me think.
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I know.
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Barbra Streisand can't resist
singing duets with Neil Diamond.
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All right, I'll build a stage.
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Lao Tsu, use mind control
to get a huge audience.
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Buddha and Smith
use powers to find a band.
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Semen, you and Swallow
go get us sushi for dinner.
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It's Seaman and Swallow!
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- Okay, you guys head off.
- Fine!
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Swallow, come!
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No way he just said that!
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Tell Cartman who his dad is real quick
so we can clone Muhammad.
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It's a complicated story.
I just can't tell him quickly.
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Then we'll wait.
We have to clone Muhammad now.
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Is he more important
than a little boy's broken heart?
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You are not doing that again!
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You tell this kid who his father is
and you do it now!
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Stop talking with your stupid hand.
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- Who you calling stupid, Jew?
- Come on, we are running out of time!
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Sorry to bother you.
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There's been an accident,
I need a phone!
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Let me guess.
You're an African American.
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I am, but I don't know
what that has to do with anything.
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Beat it!
I'm not helping you!
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- Dude!
- That's not cool!
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You don't understand.
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We understand you just sounded
like a freaking racist!
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We don't live in the 60s any more.
We have a black president!
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All right.
Jeez!
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Crap.
The gingers!
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Gingers?
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Later, at the Legion of Doom...
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The gingers are claiming
they have Muhammad!
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What?
Impossible!
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They are sending a message now!
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On screen!
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We got Muhammad!
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We got Muhammad!
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He's useless to you!
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You can't get Muhammad's power
to not be made fun of,
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without the Rob Reiner
goo transfer machine!
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Why do you think we're calling?
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Our boss is willing
to share Muhammad with you,
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if you're willing to share
the goo machine with us.
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Your boss?
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What's going on?
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You got what you wanted,
so let us go!
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The head ginger has plans for you.
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What head ginger?
And where is Cartman?
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The head ginger has something
really special planned for him.
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What is this?
Where am I?
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You really got yourself in a mess.
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Shut up. How about I shove
this flashlight in your mouth.
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You...
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I'm here, whoever you are.
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I've waited a long time for this.
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Daddy?
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Guess again.
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Welcome to my Chili Con Carnival!
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Chili Con Carnival?
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Wait a minute.
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It can't be.
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But it can!
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Revenge is a dish best served...
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chili!
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Scott Tenorman?
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Meanwhile, at the concert stage
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Jesus built with his power
of super carpentry...
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That's it!
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The band has been paid
and the PA system is working.
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All right, Krishna,
the rest is up to you.
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Form of... Neil Diamond!
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If you all wouldn't mind,
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I'd like to invite a special friend
to join me on stage.
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Miss Barbra Streisand!
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Let's hope to Christ this works.
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Hello, gorgeous.
What do you say?
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Shall we sing together again
like the ol' times?
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Well, that's because
I loved you girl
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And I still love you now
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What have you got to say?
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That might be true
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But I still miss you at night
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When you roll over by my side
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And you kiss me goodnight
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It worked!
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Now to find Muhammad
and take down Tom Cruise!
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Do you remember
when you had my parents killed
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and fed them to me as chili?
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I spent a while
in a mental institution.
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A lot of time for me
to learn everything
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about you.
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So that one day,
I could take you down.
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I even learned
the name of your father.
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I know you're confused,
who wouldn't be?
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You've been lied to by everyone.
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Even by your own mother.
250
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,818
What do you know?
251
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,322
I wanted to torment you
with your father's identity.
252
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,993
But what I found was more shocking
than I could have possibly guessed!
253
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,330
Meanwhile, at the gingers' lair...
254
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,624
All right, Muhammad is secure.
255
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,168
Let's do this.
256
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,253
Throw the switch.
257
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,723
I can feel it!
258
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,934
I can feel the power to not be ridiculed
flowing through my veins!
259
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,530
OMG!
It worked!
260
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,951
I've done it!
261
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,120
Look at me.
I'm not okay to make fun of anymore!
262
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,956
You lucky fucker!
263
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,127
Welcome, everyone,
264
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,547
to the final act
of my fabulous Chili Carnival!
265
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,924
Please!
Leave my boy alone!
266
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,427
- Mom?
- I got them all here for you,
267
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,263
to listen
while you got told the truth!
268
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,807
Please, don't!
We have to protect 'em.
269
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,769
- Protect who?
- Yes, protect who?
270
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,145
Tell him.
271
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,731
Mister... Jimbo!
272
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,067
Protect...
273
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,193
the Denver Broncos.
274
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,239
Meanwhile...
275
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,324
This is incredible!
Who wants to go next?
276
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,868
- I want to be next!
- No gingers go next!
277
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,995
Gingers can suck it.
I'm next.
278
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,039
It's my goo machine.
I'm next.
279
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,749
Nobody is going next!
280
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,128
Muhammad is our super best friend.
Let him go!
281
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,006
They can't stop all of us!
Get 'em!
282
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,848
The Denver Broncos.
283
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,600
There was a right tackle,
284
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,394
who had an illegitimate child
with your slut of a mom!
285
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,396
And everyone here covered it up,
286
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,189
to protect the Bronco name!
287
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,400
They were having a really good year.
There couldn't be any distractions.
288
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,155
- My dad was a Denver Bronco?
- Would you like to meet him?
289
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,615
You can't.
Ever.
290
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,075
'cause you see,
291
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,994
we have something in common.
292
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,163
Did I ever tell you
that my father...
293
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,623
played for the Denver Broncos?
294
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,212
The only Bronco
who lived in South Park.
295
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,965
He got a little bored and had an affair
with a slut named Liane Cartman.
296
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,133
No, please!
297
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,218
Tell him!
298
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,846
You almost did before but you got shot
by your brother who was a Bronco fan.
299
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,348
It's true.
300
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,017
Jack Tenorman was your father.
301
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,896
You killed your own father
302
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,441
and then you fed him
to your half brother!
303
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,406
Now, eat your chili!
304
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,079
The Super Best Friends?
305
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,334
I'll get you, Tom Cruise!
306
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,714
Look! Tom Cruise
has Seaman on his back.
307
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,676
What did you say?
308
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,096
Tom Cruise
does have Seaman on his back.
309
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,391
I guess maybe Tom Cruise
likes Seaman.
310
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,397
You're not supposed
to make fun of me anymore!
311
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,564
What's going on?
312
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,566
I'll be back, Super Best Friends!
313
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,904
Who's the creepy ginger kid?
314
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,574
You said the goo machine would work,
but I got made fun of!
315
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,285
That's because there is no goo!
316
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,956
You see, I learned something today.
317
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,725
That's right.
Don't you see, gingers?
318
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,441
That's right, friends.
319
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:31,086
All right.
Let's start rebuilding our town,
320
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,379
for the 39th time.
321
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,341
Dude, look.
322
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:48,561
We know what you learned
would pretty tough to hear.
323
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,273
Tough to hear?
324
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,775
My dad was Scott Tenorman's dad!
325
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,361
Don't you guys realize
what that means?
326
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,571
Yeah, we know what it means.
327
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,408
My dad was a ginger!
328
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,786
Wait!
What?
329
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,664
I mean, obviously
I take after my mom,
330
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,250
but I have the ginger gene
inside of me!
331
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,087
You killed your own dad
and you're worried about that?
332
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,884
What?
333
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,054
- Come on, cheer up.
- Cheer up? I'm half ginger!
334
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,225
But you're forgetting.
You're also half Denver Bronco.
335
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,476
That makes you pretty cool.
336
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,355
You're right.
337
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,648
That does make me pretty cool.
338
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,275
You gotta be kidding me!
339
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,402
Shut up.
You dumb Jew.
340
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,864
You've got Bronco blood in you.
That makes you awesome.
341
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,907
Me?
I should be moving on.
342
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,576
Really, you gotta go?
343
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,788
There's a bounty on my head.
I can't stay in one place for too long.
344
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,373
So long,
345
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,749
Denver Bronco.
346
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,960
Take it easy.
347
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,884
Look,
348
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,972
I'm sorry I said you were a fudge packer
and that you had Seaman on your back.
349
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,724
I just can't do it anymore.
350
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,643
I wanna go away.
351
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,522
But there's nowhere on earth
that people aren't around to rip on me.
352
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,192
We know a place.
353
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,611
A place where everything
is just happiness and joy.
354
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,530
And no humans
are there to mess it up.
355
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,698
We do?
356
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:24,699
We do!
357
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,868
Really?
358
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,870
Somewhere where I can
live out my days in peace and quiet?
359
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,414
Can you show me where?
360
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,668
We'll do better than that.
We'll help you to get there.
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