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Where's the next one?

Ring her up.

Let's get her in here.

Take a seat right there.

You gonna be honest?

What?

Are you gonna tell us the truth?

Truth about what?

We know what you did.

Come on.

Everyone's telling us that you're stealing.

Just don't waste our time.

We have plenty of nothing to do today.

You didn't steal anything, so you might have the wrong girl.

No, definitely not.

What's your name?

Bella.

You only have one name.

Bellaluna.

Age?

22.

Look, I think we're going to have to shake her down.

There's really no need for that.

Yeah, you've been stealing.

You have evidence?

We caught you on the camera.

What camera?

Show her the photos.

That's not you.

No. You've never seen this person?

No. That's funny. I didn't do anything. That's definitely your rack.

Uh... This doesn't look like it.

Boobs. Yeah. I mean, look. Side to side. Those are her boobs.

What?

Identical.

Okay,

okay.

Adjects?

116 Sunflower Avenue.

And which bedroom is yours?

Glad you need to know that.

Just because.

We need that info.

Upstairs bedroom on the right.

What color is it?

What color is what?

Your bedroom.

White?

Okay.

Okay, I am.

This is really necessary.

Well, yeah, you've been stealing, so... I mean, let's... Don't play

stupid. Like, we already have the... Do I need to show you the pictures again?

No, it's all right.

All right, well... Do you have any ID to prove that?

Not on me, no.

You don't have any purse or anything?

No, nothing or anything.

Nothing. You came to a mall without a wallet or purse or anything?

Yeah, I'm just looking around.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Fishy.

Yeah, why would you even come in here?

To look around.

Is it just to waste everybody's time?

Just mine.

Well, stand up.

Come on. Stand up, son.

We're going to have to pat her down.

What is this?

Look at this ass.

Is this football?

Aren't there, like, a female security officer that will do this for me?

Nope.

There is,

but she'll be here in about ten hours. Is that okay with you?

Um, no, because this is happening now.

Well, I guess you just have to deal with it.

Not that bad, is it?

Uh, it is that bad. I didn't steal anything.

Um, is your boss around?

Uh, yeah, uh... He loves us here.

We're in charge now.

We can do what we want.

Got it.

Hmm.

Well, I don't think you guys found anything, so... Well, we're not done

Okay. Look at this ass.

It's so juicy.

This is the closest we've got to scoring.

Did you feel these big honkers, bro?

But... You have a boob stiffy.

What?

Me?

No, she has a boob stiffy.

Oh, yeah. They're sticking right out.

That means she likes us.

We're, like, gonna score.

It's like we have the grocery store in here. They're melons.

I don't know about that.

Doesn't look like you guys found anything, so... Well, let's...

We're just getting started.

Alright. Whoa.

Check it out, Viva.

That's a nice cantaloupe.

Okay, I'm not just... This is gonna have to come off.

Um, I don't think I need to do that.

Look, boss isn't going to be here for 10 hours. We need to do this now or he'll

be here all day.

And what if I don't?

Phone's right there.

You can call the cops.

Okay. Dial them up, Eva.

Are you sure you want me to?

They're going to come and knock you on the head.

And then they're going to pull you in the cop car.

And they're going to... Fuck you. With their stick.

And they're gonna touch me.

Oh, okay.

Then, no, it's alright. You don't have to do that.

That's what I thought, man.

Can you, like, take this off?

I'm not hiding anything.

So, just take it off so we know.

Do you want me to call?

Um, no.

You don't want a stick in your vagina, do you?

I, I don't. That's what I thought.

I want to put my stick in her vagina.

I want to put my hole in it.

You didn't catch that, you dumbass?

No. It was right there.

I love this.

Whoa.

Will you, like, marry me?

Absolutely not.

What about me?

No. What about me now?

No. No?

No.

Okay, well.

Is there anything else that you stole?

Uh, just that, I threw.

I don't know.

But, like, everybody throws that.

I don't know what you want me to say.

Looks like we're going to have to do a full cavity search.

Do we have to?

Yeah.

You definitely have to.

Okay. So, these come out?

Yeah.

You have anything?

Um, I'm looking.

Where are you looking?

These are all the way down.

Okay, sorry.

Do you want me to take my shoes off as well?

Well, how else are you going to take the pants off?

Okay.

Thanks.

Nothing in his pants?

Isn't it called, like, lingerie?

Um, lingerie?

I think.

It's lingerie.

Did you steal this lingerie?

No.

I didn't see you walk in with it on.

Is your dad a baker?

No. Oh.

You have some hot buns.

Oh, gosh.

Okay.

Shut up, dummy. Let's get back to business. That was a good question.

Just hurry up with the search.

Look down there. Okay.

I need you to spread your legs, man.

Sure.

Whoa. She's got a metal nipple.

Is she part robot?

I'm not part robot.

She's a robot thief.

I didn't steal a robot either.

Designed to steal.

Okay, well... How much longer will this take?

Well, we still have to do the full cavity.

Looks like we have other credits in the search.

Alright, let's get on with it then.

Yeah, you could be hiding something.

I'm not, but... Looks like we're going to have to do a full search.

Do you feel metal?

Yeah.

How do you use this?

It looks like you're going to have to remove it. It went off.

The top?

Yeah. The top of the metal. It just went off. Yeah, this went off.

Alright.

Ow.

Have you ever done this before, Viva?

Lean forward.

Sure.

Alright, get down here.

Lean forward enough?

Dude, Vida, I think it likes me.

It's winking at you, bro.

I didn't steal anything and put it down there, so... She's, like, totally into

me. It's winking.

I've never seen one of those before.

Well, aren't you going to pick up, Vida?

Is there any drugs in there?

No, there's no drugs in there.

Get in there, dummy.

Okay.

Do you feel anything?

No, not yet.

It's kind of like a sponge.

Is it?

Yeah.

Do you want to take a look?

Are you guys almost done back there?

We're running things here.

Don't rush greatness.

It's warm and moist.

Is this supposed to be like this?

I don't know, butthead.

Well, I don't know. I don't think she has anything else, but I still see that

she has a toxon.

Those two, okay.

Well, we said everything.

Well, this is everything.

Is it possible? There's like something

in here.

It's everything.

Feels like it.

All right, you take a seat.

Okay. Sit down.

Come here, come here.

Come here.

Bigger than that big football game.

More.

Come on, come on. Just follow my lead.

Okay.

I like you at this level.

Okay.

But what's going to happen is, you know, we're going to call the cops.

Please don't.

We're going to have to.

Start dialing them up.

No, that's not necessary.

Is there anything else I can do to just kind of... Do you know how much that

ring is worth?

No, I didn't look at the price tag.

So you just take it out of your pocket without any... That's not petty theft.

That's like...

Grand Larceny.

Right.

Well, you don't need to call it off.

I'm sorry.

We'll do it again.

That's not going to work. No. You're going to get in big, big trouble.

Missy.

You think this is funny?

A little bit.

Stealing is funny to you? She thinks she's a comedian now.

This is ridiculous.

So now you're the funny one.

What are we going to do with you?

Let me go?

No. That's not going to work.

If you want to call the cops.

Then what is going to work?

Well, I think you're going to have to satisfy us.

Satisfy you how?

We, like, totally want to score.

Score what?

Mouth.

Score mouth? We want to, like, do it.

Like, pulled on holes.

Pulled on holes.

Got it. Okay.

Have you ever done it before?

Um, if you refer to sex, then yes, I have.

Well, do you want to try?

I'm sure you do.

I really don't think this is necessary.

Okay, well.

Alright, it's okay.

It's alright.

I'll do it. We should probably get up.

show her.

Yeah, yeah. So she doesn't come in here anymore.

Smile.

If you don't smile, I'm calling the cops. I don't care.

Grab another.

She's smiling.

Oh, no. She likes to get into us. What the fuck?

This is not okay.

Alright, um, you don't need to call the cops or anything.

I'll just do whatever you have to do so I can leave.

I think this is it, Davis.

I thought you said you've done it before.

Right.

So don't you just, like, touch it now?

Actually gonna score our ball on the ground.

So, you know what comes next, right?

I have an idea.

You're a know -it -all, aren't you?

It was not worth it.

I mean, I thought it was a good idea, but no.

I get the score.

Right.

Okay.

What? Aren't you gonna, like, touch it?

Yeah, yeah.

Can you... You have to, like, pretend to be into it, or I'm just gonna call him.

Okay.

if it actually happened.

We're scoring big today.

Don't you want to score, Davis?

Yeah, of course.

You have to give it to both of us if you want to get out of here.

Yeah, she's totally done this before.

She's a pro.

If only she was this good at stealing, too.

You're funny.

She's like into a fever.

I think she likes it.

She's totally having a good time.

She definitely doesn't have butthead.

Shut up, Dennis.

Absolutely tall, that's for sure.

I think there's a few more steps to this, though, right?

There might be. I think she has to keep going.

Well, she's got to earn it, that's for sure.

Put it back in your mouth.

Can't believe we missed out on this for so long.

I think the box left.

I think the box left too.

Maybe he'll be proud.

We're definitely going to show him this video.

I think I'll bring one of the tapes home with me.

I'm keeping this one.

Get a picture for good memory.

Just in case she tries to point anything silly.

How does it look?

One of those old people cameras.

Why are you looking at us like that?

We know you like this.

Yeah, you love it, don't you?

Mm -hmm.

Love it.

Well, I think I know what she'd like more.

What?

Come on, shouldn't we surprise her?

I think something's not right.

I'd say just lean right over there.

There's another cavity there.

Well, you already found one of those, so... Now

we get to use both.

I see.

Okay. Move over to the table.

Wow.

Pretty little teeth.

You look really sloppy.

Well, I was thinking, do you want to go on a date tonight?

No.

What?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Oh.

Can you go get some nachos?

Check that out.

Wow,

this feels real close up.

We did it.

Took you long enough, dumbass.

She's so into it right now.

She loves it.

You better make it work, or it's going to go in your nuts.

I think, like, I want to score now.

Yeah?

It's got to be my turn, right?

Yep.

Whoa.

Dude,

she's still winking at me.

It's still winking.

She's really into me.

She said we're going to go on a date after this, too.

Can I take you on a date, too?

Sure. Yeah?

Yeah.

I scored two.

Now she's catching on. She's loving this.

Scoring rules.

Definitely.

Here, hand me the camera so we can have really good evidence.

Put it in the evidence locker.

Score. Did you get it, Dick? Yeah, I got it.

Maybe we'll get a promotion.

Give me the GoPro.

I'm supposed to be recording.

Boss needs to know this happened.

Nobody's going to believe that we actually scored.

all of a sudden, to show.

Maybe we should, like, put her on her back.

Yeah? You think so?

That's the position, right?

That's it.

Okay, bro, those are the sweetest. Oh, my God.

Those are some big honkers, bro.

He said honkers.

Jugs.

Boobies.

Wow.

She's super wet. She's, like, totally intimate.

Her mouth is wet. She must be into me, too.

Mouths are always wet, dumbass.

No way.

Oh, yeah, she definitely loves this.

Wow, she can put it in the back of her throat.

We scored big.

I want to try that.

I think she's my new girlfriend.

I think we're gonna get married with that ring she sold.

Maybe we can bring her to the next work

party.

You mean I'm gonna bring her because she's my girlfriend?

But she's my wife.

We're getting married. No, she's not.

the one who caught her. Well, I fucked her first, so it was my idea.

No way. I put my fingers in those holes first.

Because I told you to, dumbass.

Because I knew you never scored before.

I definitely scored before.

Not as many times as me. I've been here longer than you. That doesn't matter.

That's why boss put me in charge.

He put us both in charge.

Well, then you get in here.

You have like perfect boobs.

Thanks.

Christ, thank you, Charlie.

I'm jiggling.

They're like water balloons.

Except balloons.

Dude, let's, like, flip her over.

Flip her over?

Have her rotate this way.

Oh.

And then you get on your side like this.

Am I right?

Yeah, that's right.

Okay. Yeah.

she's totally into it she loves it

we

have the best job ever

We meet at high school.

College, too.

I think she's going to come back and try to steal someone.

Come back.

He's like, come.

Shut up, brother.

Good thing we didn't call the cops, right?

Yeah.

Well, we still have to come first.

That's true.

Right.

I don't know about you, but I came this morning, so it might take a while.

I did too.

I jacked off to that new magazine.

Probably the gay one.

No.

Did I wake up in that kind of challenge?

I winked off in our boss's room.

I didn't even clean it up.

Yeah, I got some nut on his chair.

Dude.

That's messed up.

I think she wants to ride something now.

Should we make her?

I do?

Yeah, you do.

Okay.

I can just tell.

Alright. Can't you tell, dude?

Yeah, I can tell.

He's just totally into it.

Shoes.

I don't want to see that ass now.

You want to come back here, Morris?

No.

What? I mean, yes, I do.

Because we know where you live now.

We know what room you're in.

Those

are

some big milkers.

it was hard to do, don't forget that though.

go get cleaned up, because I think we're going to come over tonight.

Go to do?

Yeah, I mean, we got your address and all that.

You don't know which room you're in.

Right.

So, yeah, clean up, and we'll stay about 30 minutes.

30 minutes?

Yeah.

That's when we get off.

Okay.

Get off.

I got to do this more often.