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Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh,

come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, do you do me now? Come on. What are you doing? You keep looking at us? Come

on. Oh, see you.

Keep making me beg for more. Can you make me beg for more?

Make me beg. I'm begging you for more. Come on. Oh, yeah.

I deserve it. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. Get that ass just like that.

You know I love it. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I love it.

Fuck you.

Oh,

yeah.

You like me squeezing it?

I love that. Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's it. That's it.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

I'm in bed, girl. You're getting rough with me. Come on. You know I love that

anal. You know I do.

You know I do. Come on.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's right, baby.

Oh, yes.

Come on. You're fucking that ass, aren't you? Come on. You're fucking that ass.

You're fucking that ass real good.

Come on.

You know, you like that? I know.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Need to get me in my ass like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Come on.

Come on. You get it.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Come on. Get back in that hole. Get it back in there.

Get it back in there.

Stay in that hole.

Don't you dare. Leave that hole.

Well, what? What are you going to do? I'm going to punch you. No, are you? No,

I'm not. Come on. You better stay in that. What are you going to do?

Get in my ass now.

Get in my ass now.

That's not how you beg for things.

You want my cock in your fucking ass? What do you want?

I'm going to beg for it. Please give it to me.

Give it to me. Give you what? Give me that cock in my ass.

Please give me that cock in my ass. That's right.

I love you going inside.

I love you going in my ass like that. Come on.

I love it like that.

I love it like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Is it tight for you here?

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Keep fucking that ass.

Keep fucking that ass.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes. You say you like it? You say you like it? You love it? Come on. You

love it? Oh, do you love fucking that ass? Come on.

Look at that ass. Come on. You're making it nice and wide for me. Come on. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

You know just what I love. You know just what I love. Come on.

Oh, yeah. You're going to put it back in, yeah.

Yeah, don't take me like that. Don't take me like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I can let you do that to me all day. I can let you do that to me all day long.

but I can't decide if I want to come on your tits or your face or on your

fucking ass or what.

Why do you want to come?

I just want to cover you.

You come for what?

Sit up on your elbows, baby.

Sit up here like that. Yeah?

I'm just going to fuck your ass and just cover you in my cum. Oh, yeah?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Fuck my ass.

Fuck my ass. Give me that cum. Oh, my God, yes. Give me your cum.

Give it to me.

Give it to me. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Come here, let me suck it off. Come on.

Come here.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Actually,

I have no idea how to turn these lights on.

Straight

to

voicemail. You know, don't you find it crazy that Eli vanished today?

I mean, think about it. I was just thinking about this earlier. He was with

Lily.

James, so not fucking funny.

You are such a prick.

Hello, Angelica.

James? No, not James.

Not Eli either.

Who is this?

What are you doing here?

Well, I was hoping to get an interview.

Did something happen?

Well, I'm not quite sure.

Now, you'd think a body crushed by an elevator, there'd be more blood.

Wouldn't you?

I don't know.

What about Cross?

Oh, he's over there on the set.

Wrote.

Flashed ear to ear.

Bloody meth?

No. No blood at all.

Well, Ron, looks like we might cancel the shoot.

Really? You think so?

Good.

Tragedy struck today as legendary adult film icon Ron Jeremy dropped dead on the

set of Stab XXX following the appearance of three more bodies.

In what has become a familiar pattern, actress Angelica Lane was crushed in a

freight elevator while actor James Dean and director Eli Cross had their throats

cut. As with the previous stab murders, police have no suspects at this time.

For KAXB News, I'm Gail Storm.

Hey, would either of you two do an interview?

No. No, we're going to crash at my place and get really fucked up.

Scarlett called. She's going to join us.

You want to come?

Yeah, sure.

Great.

I'll text you when I get there. Bring the little camera. This is my ticket to

TMZ for sure.

Hey guys, wait up!

Bloody hell.

Wait, I was a Libra. Have I changed?

I'm actually curious because I saw that on Twitter.

Where the fuck are you, Pete?

You should be seeing all of that on Twitter. Everybody's like, oh, my God.

come here.

I don't get that stuff. What?

I'm still in Aquarius.

This is Scarlet. She plays you.

Actually, I played the actress who played you in Step 3.

Oh, right.

Hate to admit it, but I'm not sorry that bitch is dead.

Not bad.

Have a mirror?

Alright, so you got me beat on tits.

But definitely not on ass.

You have a boy's ass.

No, men love my ass.

And, you know, camera adds ten pounds.

Not all to your ass.

Plus, men love my butt.

And you don't like mine?

It's okay.

Okay.

Fuck you, Gail.

Want to mouth off to me?

Fucking dirty whore.

Yep, I'm a pretty pussy girl.

He wants to see you.

We have a little candy bar.

Oh, yeah.

Open her up.

Thank you.

Let us do more.

Fuck you, I'd bury your fucking face deep there

fucking hole oh my

god

you want to taste my cum i'm gonna

fucking taste it right now yeah you fucking get that cum you fucking get

cum you little whore

You're going to tease me, huh?

Mm -hmm.

You should be a good little whore and put it in me. Yeah? You want it in you?

Yeah. Mm -hmm. I'm going to have to open up that pussy so good for me. Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

What a great little pussy.

Mm -hmm.

Your fucking pussy cum, because I'm going to put it in my pussy.

You want that, don't you? Oh, fuck yeah. Fucking lay down.

So fucking good for you. Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Fucking pretty.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. I'm squeezing it in my fucking pussy. You want it? Mm -hmm. Give it to

I'm gonna spit on my tits.

Uh -huh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

I'm gonna cum so good for you.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, such a dirty fucking whore.

Open.

I feel like a loose little.

I mean, there are rules to these porn parodies, rules you have to follow.

You can't just make shit up. You have to do exactly what the characters in the

original movie did, or else you're dead.

Dead. I mean it.

Porn parodies are not a place for originality or creativity.

They're the essence of derivation, the definition of postmodernism.

Definition.

um um

um

It's like in your cup.

Drop them from the movie.

It doesn't even take a bullet.

Just like the movie.

Come on, sir. You know me.

They're dead.

They're all dead.

How can you tell?

No blood.

This just leaves you.

This one isn't a prop.

What? You're the killer?

But you...

You were with me the whole time. This doesn't make sense.

One of us was with you.

My twin sister, Shauna.

Surprised?

But... Why?

Right.

Motivation. It's the fucking parodies.

What?

Somebody has to put a stop to them. I mean, we've had parodies of Saw, The

Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, the fucking Golden

Girls. Where does it end?

What's next?

This ain't Old Yeller?

Schindler's List, Triple X?

Not The Passion of the Christ.

Eventually they're going to get around to making our favorite movie, and we

can't let that happen.

Let me guess.

The Parent Trap?

No! The prestige, motherfucker!

Are you watching closely?

I got him.

Rocco was clown -faced the whole time.

Tragedy and triumph in Chatsworth today as young starlet Sarah Siobhan was the

hero and the sole survivor of the Stab XXX clown -faced killer attacks.

It will take the police weeks to uncover the motivations and methods behind porn

actor Rocco Reed's bid to kill his fellow co -workers, but one star has

from the carnage.

Vibrant Video, the production company behind the Stab XXX project, has offered

Sarah Siobhan a two -year contract.

Sarah's first role as a contract star will be for Vibrant's big -budget parody

of Christopher Nolan's Inception, which will begin filming later this week.

For KAXB News, I'm Gail Dwan.