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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:08,830 This is Asgard, my kingdom, the 2 00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:14,530 home of the protectors, the gods of the earthly phenomena, 3 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:21,170 thunder, rain, fire, love, 4 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:22,510 and love. 5 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:28,110 Beautiful, yes, but not all as it seems. 6 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,030 There is turmoil. 7 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,660 What the universe needs now is a new king. 8 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:41,220 And if either one of my sons is to rise to the task, he must first be tested. 9 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,960 Yes, loyal servant. 10 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,820 Dance for your king. 11 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,600 Excuse me, but you are not king yet. 12 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,040 Yes, well, that is just procedure. 13 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,580 I will be king any day now. 14 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,800 And you will make me your queen, won't you? 15 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:53,620 Well, Sif, I really had no idea that you wanted to be queen. 16 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:58,040 To be queen, you have to be quite conservative and... 17 00:03:59,899 --> 00:04:02,360 Are you saying I'm not the thing? 18 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:10,300 I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying that if you were to be queen, you 19 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:14,080 really couldn't do battle, and you really couldn't dress like that. 20 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:20,180 But if I were queen, you would let me do whatever I want, wouldn't you? 21 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:24,660 Let's continue with this conversation later. 22 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:29,850 First... I think that you should give me the royal treatment. 23 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:32,570 I suppose. 24 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,330 Royal treatment, huh? 25 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,190 Thank you. 26 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,160 come to me. 27 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,140 Father, there was no time. 28 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:17,960 I mean, if I wouldn't have went with him, we would have lost our newly 29 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,020 king before he even had the chance to prove himself. 30 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,140 He's not king yet. 31 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,780 Loki, get out of my sight. 32 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,760 Send your older brother to me. 33 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,340 Yes, Father. 34 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Right away. 35 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,680 Perhaps you're being too hard on them. They're only trying to please you. 36 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:52,060 If Thor is to be king, he must learn to act like one. 37 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,860 Tell me more, Thor. 38 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:13,820 Well... It was then when I gave an almighty swing with my hammer and took 39 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,240 least a dozen of their soldiers. 40 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,900 But then they released the ice beast and... 41 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:24,520 Noir, please. 42 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:26,420 Brother. 43 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400 Loki. 44 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,100 What do you want? 45 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,720 Father wants to see you in the throne room. 46 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,760 About what? 47 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,530 I tried to tell him that. 48 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,970 We were merely just trying to send a warning to the Frost Giants. 49 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:51,490 When we were ambushed, outnumbered and threatened, you had no choice but to use 50 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,490 deadly force. 51 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,650 Did he believe you? 52 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,830 You know what you've done! 53 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,800 It wasn't my fault. I did what I had to do to protect the realm. 54 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,460 You did what you did to glorify yourself. 55 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,980 You're a boy of selfish boy. 56 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,900 But father, I... But nothing. 57 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,400 You have disgraced this kingdom. 58 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,740 You are unworthy. 59 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,180 You're unworthy of your power. 60 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:45,750 you fail to protect I banish you from the thrill 61 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:52,690 no father Odin may the hammer of Mjolnir only be wielded by one 62 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,670 who is worthy of the power of the god of 63 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,520 eyes on the electromagnetic disturbance. 64 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,200 It's nothing I've ever seen before. 65 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,020 It's almost like it's not of this world. 66 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,310 What the hell are you doing out here? Trying to give me a heart attack? 67 00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:10,690 I'm sorry. 68 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:16,470 Well, maybe we can work something out. My insurance is through the roof as it 69 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:17,750 is. Where is it? 70 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,150 Where's what? 71 00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:20,430 Your contact lens? 72 00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:22,230 Good luck. 73 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,070 Mjolnir! 74 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:25,650 Meow meow? 75 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:27,350 What's meow meow? 76 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,470 I can't find it. My hammer! 77 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,370 I know you can hear me! 78 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:42,250 Return me back to Asgard at once! 79 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:47,150 Oh, holy shit. I'm going to get killed in the desert by some crazy homeless 80 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,250 Your vehicle. 81 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:50,550 I need it at once. 82 00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:51,810 I don't think so. 83 00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:56,410 You dare to defy the God of Thunder? 84 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:02,310 I'm sorry. 85 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,110 I got freaked out. 86 00:23:04,790 --> 00:23:05,790 Are you okay? 87 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:31,540 Shit. 88 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:28,370 Poor Thor. 89 00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:29,750 So naive. 90 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,070 So easy to manipulate. 91 00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:35,410 Not a good quality for a king. 92 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:45,690 With this at hand, Thor banter, nothing will stop me from taking over the 93 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:46,649 throne. 94 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:47,650 Nothing. 95 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:04,349 I am Thor. 96 00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:05,750 I am God of Thunder. 97 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:06,610 Oh, 98 00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:15,870 don't 99 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:16,870 worry. 100 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:19,850 Thor will make it back. 101 00:25:21,110 --> 00:25:22,110 You think so? 102 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:27,550 Earth is a place where lessons are learned the hard way. 103 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:30,130 Thor will be back. 104 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,380 And he will be prepared to protect and rule all. 105 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,660 I know, I'm just so worried about him. 106 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600 Don't worry. 107 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,940 After all, we're all here for each other. 108 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,500 Indeed we are. 109 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,460 Yeah. 110 00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,020 I wanted Thor to be king. 111 00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,640 Now I'm not so sure. 112 00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:33,180 And your favoritism towards Thor has always been quite obvious. 113 00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:38,600 Maybe you're right. I tried to love them both the same. 114 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:45,220 I thought that showing mercy to a child of the Frost Giants would help unite the 115 00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:46,220 realm. 116 00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:49,660 A child of the Frost Giants? 117 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:53,880 If it's in your heart to have Thor take over the throne, 118 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,120 Why don't you just give him another chance? 119 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,680 Perhaps I will see how well he does on Earth. 120 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,660 This is wonderful. 121 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:17,700 You're so tense. 122 00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:20,740 You need to relax. 123 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,780 I will call someone. 124 00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:26,470 If you promise to take it easy. 125 00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:30,310 It is a deal. 126 00:52:35,470 --> 00:52:40,450 Father, we need a very vigorous session. 127 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:41,930 Don't hold anything back. 128 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,270 I see why it's so key. 129 00:52:49,970 --> 00:52:51,950 The King and I are in need of your services. 130 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,540 With pleasure, my lady. 131 00:53:35,050 --> 00:53:36,050 Thank you. 8683