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"Below Deck Down Under"...

[shouting]

I love it!

Luka just has this smile
that just draws you in.

He loves it, don'’t worry.

Here we go, here we go,
here we go.

[moaning]

With Tzarina, we connect on
many different levels.

Can I ask you for dinner
on our night out?

You need to let me know
what you actually want.

I'’m totally shocked that I'm
feeling so happy around Joao.

If you told me
this two years ago,

I would have laughed
in your face.

So how are things going
with you and Joao?

I would love to finish on
service if you would let me.

I actually would really
like to finish the season

with you by my side.

I just hope Jaimee'’s not mad.

I'’m immediately upset.

I was brought onto this boat
to be a service stew.

We have a charter tomorrow.
We'’re gonna be fine.

I know.

Well, I think Margot has
earned the service role

after what she'’s
done all season.

You haven'’t run
an interior before,

- and that'’s not how it works.
- It doesn'’t work that way.

I would shut your mouth
before you offend people.

I'’ll go talk to her.

- Harry, shut up.
- What have I done?

Honestly, you'’re gonna
get upset about that?

[knocking]

Jaimee?

Are you okay?

[crying]

It'’s Harry basically saying that
you should be on the service.

Why aren'’t you there?

You said that I'’ve been
working really hard

and I deserve to do
service again, basically.

Well, that'’s what, what's
wrong with saying that?

Honestly, I don'’t know.

It'’s not fair on Jaimee
not to be on the service

because she'’s earned it.

She'’s worked that whole
time up '’til then.

For me, it'’s like,
how am I ever gonna learn?

So I should never have a
chance at service

when I'’m as a greenie?

Say, I'’ll give you an example,
and I don'’t mean

disrespect to you.

He was lead deckhand
for one charter.

Sorry, you didn'’t have
the experience.

You had to drop down, we had
to get someone else inside.

- That'’s your opinion.
- It'’s the truth.

There'’s a lot of moments
that you don'’t see.

I have plenty of experience
to be a lead deck hand on this.

I don'’t think you have half as
much experience as Luka does.

[crying]

[bleep]

How?

- Jaimee?
- I'’m fine.

Okay.

I could easily be in a lead
deckhand role

if Luka wasn'’t here.

I told you right from the start,
it'’s all about initiative.

And that'’s why Luka's
here because of that.

At the end of the day,
it'’s out of my control

who is named lead deck hand.

It was entirely your control
until we had to bring in Luka.

To this day, I don'’t think
I'’ve met anyone

that just can'’t comprehend
what'’s going on

as much as Culver can'’t.

The day that I started,
I said to you,

take the lead,
I need to rely on you

to deal with the other two.

So it can be shown with work.

Okay, that'’s fine.

Okay, well I'’m just saying,

so you understand and
know what'’s happening.

Exactly, okay.

I didn'’t mean to upset you.

This is what
I didn'’t want to do.

Why does it upset you so much?

Because everyone'’s telling me
that I shouldn'’t

have asked to do that
because it'’s wrong.

To do what?
Did you ask to go to service?

- Yeah.
- Oh, I didn'’t realize.

I asked.

I didn'’t realize you asked
or anything.

I feel like you guys were saying
it was wrong for us to switch.

It'’s not wrong.
It'’s not wrong at all.

It'’s up to Aesha.

I'’m fine.

I'’m sorry.
I'’m sorry.

I'’m so sorry.

No, no, no.
It'’s fine.

I am honestly, I'’m so fine.

I am so happy for Margot to
be on service, honestly.

Yeah.

I just worked my ass off.

The whole point of working
your way up

to where you are
is----ing where you are.

I feel like I'’ve been
busting my ass.

You have.

You'’re the service girl.
That'’s why you're here.

But it'’s just when
she came to me,

I could see she
just so desperately

wanted to prove herself.

I was like, [bleep], if
I don'’t give her this chance,

I don'’t know when
someone else will.

I'’ve been in yachting
for many, many years.

And yes, I'’m aware
that no chief stew

would make this kind
of swap out.

I admit that it'’s
really unfair for Jaimee,

but Margot has been
through a lot this season.

I want to mama bear her
and help her move her way up.

If it wasn'’t anyone
else but Margot,

I'’d be like, [bleep] that bitch.

I know.

Please know it'’s like zero
to do with your performance.

You'’re here as my second,

but you could also just
as well be the chief.

Are you going to come in
for a cuddle?

And I just want to finish
on a high note.

Let'’s go have a drink.

Where is everyone?

- Don'’t cry.
- I just felt bad.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- Are you mad at me?

No, I'’m not mad at you at all.

No, it'’s fine.

[laughing]

Oh, my darling.

- No, please don'’t be upset.
- No.

It was just because
when Harry'’s, you know,

digging his comments on it.

Yeah.

I don'’t want to step
on your toes.

- I really didn'’t.
- It'’s so fine.

Please don'’t cry anymore.

Let'’s go have a drink
and go out.

Yeah, let'’s go ahead and go out.

- We'’re going down.
- Yeah, down, down, down.

Can we tell Harry that, um...

He can shut the [bleep] up.

Yeah.

Shall we gather the troops?

You'’ve been waiting to say...

Harry just wants to go out.

I know.

Hi.

What are you ladies
talking about?

[bleep] this guy.

So, guys, I'’m going to
love you and leave you.

Apparently she'’s got a hot date.

Apparently.

We'’ll see you later on.

Tonight is my date with Tzarina.
I'’m excited for it.

Since my breakup, I haven'’t
been emotionally connected

to someone for a long time.

Do I like her?
Yes, I do.

But I feel like she'’s hiding
a lot of who she is.

She just needs to tell me
how she feels

and I could tell her
how I feel

and we can figure things out
from there, you know?

Right.
Cheers, guys.

Bye.

- Have fun.
- Have a fun date, guys.

We'’ll see you at
the bar after dinner.

- Are we ready?
- Yeah.

Have I upset you?

You did for a minute,
but it'’s fine.

Are you sweet?

You know I didn'’t mean to,
don'’t you?

- Yeah.
- Sorry.

I don'’t know how it works
in interior.

I know you don'’t. Clearly.

You'’re so cute.

So glad we'’re leaving.

I really like Joao.

He'’s just been the perfect guy.

But I have these warning signs
inside of me being like,

he'’s only been
here a few weeks.

You can'’t see someone's
true colors in a few weeks.

[laughing]

Well, hey.

Another Italian thing.

Hi.

Thank you.

It'’s like around this way.

Thank you.

Would you like still or
sparkling water for the table?

Can I have a sparkling
and also a skinny bitch?

- Yeah.
- And a big one.

- Coming right up.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

So, we'’re going to
share a margherita.

Yes, ma'’am.

And then we'’re going to...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let'’s get hammered.
Let'’s go and party.

- Hi, darling.
- Hello.

All right.
What'’s the goss?

Who'’s annoyed with you?

Harry!

Just get your nose out of
the goss for like one minute.

Harry, what did I tell you?

You little gossip queen.

It'’s non-stop with you.

- We love you.
- I know, mate.

Just shut the [bleep] up.

Here we go.

Thank you very much.

And what would you like?

Can we have all at the same time

the prosciutto burrata,
margherita pizza?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Coming up.
- Come closer.

I know.

I do love your laugh.

Hey?

Oh, [bleep], it'’s so bad, hey.

Aesha'’s voice on the radio.

Oh, my God.

It'’s really good that you guys
are actually getting along

and actually liking each other.

So I didn'’t think we wouldn't.

Really?
Because she told me some things.

That'’s all right. I...

How have you changed so much?

Oh, we'’re going to go here.

- Oh, yes!
- Mondo!

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

What is this?

Can I take a drink order?

Three elderflower margarita.

Can I get the elderflower
margarita?

I love mescal, too.

Six. Thanks.

- Oh, great.
- Yum.

God bless tequila,
it makes you crazy.

Harry'’s crazy.

That is true.

I feel like I'’m going
to constantly

- be figuring you out.
- Don'’t, why?

If you'’re trying to
figure me out,

then it may mean
that you don'’t want casual.

- I'’m the queen of casual.
- You'’re a clown.

Cheers!

Oh, to one more!

Have some food for you guys.

Thank you so much.

You'’re welcome.

Mmm.

Oh, yummy.
It'’s actually really yummy.

- Yay!
- Saved by the bell.

Were you about to kiss me
with a mouthful of food?

Cute.

It'’s so good, isn't it?

It'’s so much easier when
you'’re casual with someone

because you really don'’t have
to care about how you eat.

You should...
Oh, my God.

You should be like that anyway.

I can'’t.

I know that you'’re
not good at casual.

If someone'’s like, oh,
let'’s just do casual,

but it'’s just you and I,
then I'’m not good at it.

I'’m going to get feelings.

It has to be completely open.

We can do what
the [bleep] we like.

We'’re really honest
with each other.

So you'’re saying if
it was just you and I,

there could be feelings?

100%.

So you choose to be casual.

What do we think Chef
and Joao are talking about?

I don'’t know.

Oh, I'’m so happy for them.

I want to completely let go with
you and just----ing go for it,

be fine, and not think.

But I'’ve heard stories about you
and I sadly have a wall up.

That'’s not fair.

Then you say, well, my friends
are telling me be careful,

including the crew,
be careful about him.

You don'’t know what he's like.

What would it matter of how I'’m
like if this was just casual?

It'’s insane.
Where are we? Where am I?

What do you want to be?

You are a light that
I have literally been

so happy to wake up
to and I just,

I don'’t want to ruin it.

You almost have
all the positives.

Fake.

[gasps]

Really?

You didn'’t even take a second
to think about it.

That was harsh.

I really don'’t see this coming.

And if you think I'’m fake,
why are we even here?

Why did we end up
sleeping with each other?

Why did she kiss me
if this is how she feels?

You are a----ing rollercoaster.

[bleep]

You can'’t tell me that. If you
want to know something, ask me.

Why are you screaming at me

in front of all my
friends right now?

Jesus.

I'’m sorry.

I feel like I'’ve been a bit of
a head [bleep] tonight.

It'’s okay.

I overthink everything.

Yeah, I know, but then you
pretend that you don'’t.

That'’s the problem.

You overthink,
and then you'’re like,

oh, this is casual,

but you'’re overthinking
as you'’re saying it.

I can'’t help it.
I'’m an overthinker.

What do you need to say?
Because I don'’t know.

I don'’t know what
you'’re thinking.

I don'’t know what my three
boyfriends are gonna think.

You know? God.

I just don'’t know what my
girlfriend'’s gonna think.

Now you can open your mouth

and tell me what
the [bleep] is going on.

What do you mean?
What are you talking about?

Are you think I'’m lining you
up for me to my girlfriend?

That'’d be actually
really dickish.

I think
you'’ve done something

like that in the past anyway.

I have not.

I know for a fact you have.

Don'’t...

No, no, no, no, no, no, I'’m not.

You'’re allowed to be a dick.

- No, I swear to God.
- You are allowed to be a dick.

Did you just get...

This is why I'’m saying,
you don'’t even----ing know.

This is the guy I know.

You don'’t even know
what happened.

You were here to be...

You shouted and pointed.

I'’m so sorry.

That is such a chauvinistic,

male----ing
narcissistic thing to do.

And that'’s the one time.

You ever talk to me
like that ever again,

I'’m gonna rip you a new----ing
asshole and I'’m not joking.

It'’s one thing I do
not tolerate is shouting.

It was passionate aggression.

It was.

This is a really nice date,
by the way.

Thank you so much
for inviting me.

I'’m giving someone my bare
and vulnerable self

by being as honest as I can

and it'’s being thrown
back in my face.

Back to being casual
and overthinking.

Yeah.

I need to go wee-wees.

Why?

You little...

Is that the captain?

- Yeah.
- What'’s his name?

- Olaf.
- Olaf?

Is he having second thoughts?

No.

Yeah, I don'’t know.
We haven'’t heard back yet, so...

Anyways...

Guys, I just have the bill.

My turn, I think.

I was gonna pick that up.

Culver hasn'’t done
one all season.

Here, take whatever
you need, Harry.

It'’s all good, mate.
He'’s on it.

- It'’s my turn.
- Very confrontational.

Culver...

Well, then give it here.
You know what I mean?

Just grab it.

Yeah, I mean, dude.

Well, he grabbed it.
You can grab it off him.

It'’s just the first one
that grabs it pays it.

It'’s all good, mate.
Don'’t worry. Don't worry.

Let'’s go.

Damned if you do, damned if
you don'’t with this sh--.

Every crew night out,

someone has paid the
bill except for Culver.

Even last crew night dinner,
you know, Jaimee paid the bill,

and Culver knew she
wasn'’t happy about it.

Come on, mate. Do you want
to keep your girl or no?

Learn from your mistakes,
pay the bill.

Some of these----ing kids
and this drama with them.

Come on.

- All right.
- All right, shall we?

- Thank you, honey.
- Thank you.

All of you.

It'’s this place!

Come on!

[shouting]

Can I have one?

I'’m so glad that
we came back here, though.

We never come back
to the same place.

We got one more charter.

Guys, I don'’t know.

I believe you.

Chalk.

Jaimee, God.

She'’s kind of a dork,
but also sexy.

I'’m trying my best not to
be drawn to her, you know?

Bro code.

Can'’t be disrespecting
Culver like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that'’s chalk.

Come on, Luka.
Bro code, bro code.

How are you?

Are you okay now?

I don'’t mind buying
rounds or paying.

You know what I mean?

Here, take the card.

Buy whatever the [bleep]
you want.

Yeah.

Don'’t make a big deal out of it.

Yeah.

I'’m all good, though.

I'’m just, like, bro.

Culver'’s acting like
a little man-child.

What are you guys
doing over there?

You'’re tired?

- I'’m...
- Go to bed.

No, you'’re tired.

No one wants to dance with you.

[bleep] off.

No one wants to dance with you!

Are you sure you
want to do this?

Let'’s go.
Let'’s do this. Come on.

Thank you, man.

Oh, my God.

[shouting]

How was dinner, brother?

It was good.

- All five of her?
- Yeah.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

How was your...

It was nice, but
I kept shouting at him.

Why?

Just this whole
trust thing still.

Just, like, I need to get
into my real world to see,

actually, if we can do casual.

Yeah.

That'’s just boat
life, right?

It'’s the same as me and Culver
when we all get off.

It'’s like, well, is it going
to be as great or is it not?

What happens when I go out

and they have all these
other happy places

and realize that
you'’re not quite it?

You'’re just, like,
my happy place on the boat.

Can I give you 200 and then
pay for the rest on a card?

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Let'’s go.

Go on, Harry.

Ow.

- Oh, jeez.
- Oh.

[bleep], yo.

Okay.
Let'’s go.

Come on, babe.

- One more.
- Okay.

And we'’re there.

Good.

Do you want some noodles?

Going to bed right now.

All right. Well, I know where
you can put it.

Oh, my God.
You made ramen.

Mmm.

Come here. I'’ll show you
where you can put it.

- What? In there?
- Shh.

Looks like a scary
little dungeon.

It is.

Are you kidding?

Well, hold on.

What are you doing?

Where'’s Culver sleeping?

In the other room.

[kissing]

What'’s going on out there?

I don'’t know.

Wait, someone'’s in there?

What are you doing in there?

Culver'’s taking her
down to, like,

the----ing dumpster storage.

Take her to the master
cabin, bro.

Lots of safety training. Okay.

You say no more D'’s.

Yes.

All right.
I am going.

What a shame.
See ya.

Coming up...

Guests request an upscale
Teppanyaki night.

Teppanyaki, flat grill,
flaming stuff.

I'’m not trained in this.

- So this onion volcano stack.
- I'’m not doing it.

[alarm sounds]

Last charter!

Wait, so where did you sleep?

Culver and I went
down into, like,

a frickin'’ bilge last night.

Wait, you did?
Under the boat?

Like, down in the floor?

What?

Whoa.
That sounds really bad.

Thanks, babe.

Oh, hey, honey.

What'’s up?

Drama, drama, drama.

- Fabulous.
- Yeah.

You know.

You know.

I did pay the tab
at the one place.

Oh, did ya?

I was trying to do
the right thing, Harry.

Right.

Interesting, interesting.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

- So hungover?
- Really?

Well, I think maybe just
still drunk, actually.

Tzarina, Aesha and Joao,

can we meet in the
Crew Mess for

a preference sheet meeting
immediately? Thank you.

Copy.

Are you just going to hop
into laundry now?

Yeah, I think so.

Cool, and then Margot
is mopping.

I think so.

Thanks, doll.

Hey, cap.

I think we'’re going to
do a bit of a rinse.

- Let'’s get this done.
- Yeah.

[clears throat]

Do you want to check those out?
Yeah.

Okay.

This is our last one.

Nice. Last charter!

- Short charter.
- Okay.

Andrew Hagstrom is
a cannabis executive.

He'’s excited to jump on board
with his wife, Melissa,

along with their
closest friends.

Itinerary requests.

Primary request to be greeted
with Don Julio shots.

Yes.

Guests request an upscale
Teppanyaki night

to include flaming
onion volcano,

and primary requests the chef
to cook some of the dishes

in front of guests and
put on a bit of a show.

Mm.

Teppanyaki night.
That'’s good.

Teppanyaki, it is Japanese flat
grill with flaming stuff,

performances, chucking prawns
in people'’s faces.

I'’m not trained in this.

I feel like it'’s just setting me
up for humiliation.

Yeah, I can feel it.
I can feel it.

It'’s the last charter.

We'’re all, like,
building up brick walls.

Who likes some
whipped cream, you know?

I don'’t think that's
what they want.

They want this to
be a bit formal.

It'’s just what a flat plate,
and you do some

steak and sh-- on it and
flip it onto

their plate with
the thing, right?

Yeah.

[bleep], okay.

I don'’t think this is
in my domain.

Okay, let'’s go.
Last charter.

Thanks, guys.

Girls, girls, can you
come meet me in the salon

when you'’re ready?

Copy, on my way.

Oh.

All right.

Yeah, cool.

It'’s just like four dudes
with their wives.

Okay.

Oh, he'’s pretty hot.

Tonight, they want a Japanese
rainforest tablescape.

And tomorrow morning, they want
a big breakfast

with mimosas, easy.

Aesha has Margot on service.

I understand where
she'’s coming from,

where Margot wants to learn,
but at the same time,

she just didn'’t really
take me into account

as much as she should have.

But, you know,
I just keep doing my job.

It'’s fine.

Okay, let'’s do it.

All right, let'’s just go get
some of these down on the stern.

Hot stoves we can
take to Tzarina.

Aesha, the rooms look good.

Thank you.

I'’m irritable today,
and I don'’t know why.

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival is in 30 minutes
for the last charter.

Please be ready in your whites.

All right.

- Oh, there they are.
- Here they come.

Don'’t spill.

[exhales]

Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.

Deepest breaths ever.

I still have, like,
voices in my head

about----ing up last time.

You seem like you'’re a
little bit...

- What?
- Tipsy.

This is a verbal warning.

You slip up again. Finished.

This is the final charter,

and I really want to end it
on a high note,

and I'’m trying, but, like,
I didn'’t want to piss Jaimee off

by having her basically
be demoted.

That just adds
way more pressure.

Hey, guys.

Coming up...

God, this woman has
some amazing clothes.

[gasps]

[bleep]

It'’s just melted.

ing iron
print on her dress.

It'’s like
the worst feeling ever.

Should we walk past the boat and
be like, oh, where do we go?

Never mind.

Hey, guys.

- Hi.
- Hello!

Oh, my God, I love it.

Hi.

It looks like you guys are
all from the same collection.

We are.

Hi, Luka.
Nice to meet you.

Melissa, nice to meet you.

- Harry.
- Harry. I like it.

Someone that'’s taller than me.

I like it.

Hi, I'’m Andrew.

Andrew, Jaimee.
Lovely to meet you.

These people are----ing hot.

Like, can one of
them get divorced?

I'’ll marry them.
Boy or girl, I do not care.

There may be better people
out there,

but we don'’t know
them sons of bitches.

Cheers.

So, we'’re going to, it's
a two and a half hour trip.

out to Sudbury Cay.

We'’re going to get there now.

Get all the toys in the water

and get out of here
as quick as we can.

- Thank you very much.
- Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

Gorgeous shoes.
All of you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you guys have
got the same Vans.

Dirty Van and a Rolex, baby.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

I love that.

Sure.

They'’re a little bromance.

So good.

So, I'’ll show you the boat.

Let'’s do it.

- Wow.
- This is beautiful.

Yes.
This is the sun deck.

Perfect.

Where are you guys all from?

- California.
- California.

And we all live
in the same neighborhood.

- Yes.
- Yes.

And we all have known each
other for a very long time.

Alrighty.

Worst part of
every charter is the luggage.

This is the primary suite.

This is beautiful.

Oh, does anyone
want a little top off?

- Oh, sure.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

They seem like a cool group.

- Bro, they seem lively.
- Yeah.

Okay, deck crew, deck crew.
We can start dropping lines.

Copy, crossover coming off.

Last line off.

Copy. Three meters off the
dock and parallel.

I'’m so happy you guys are here.

Can I get like a
vodka pineapple?

Yeah, sure.

- Vodka soda, please.
- Vodka soda.

I'’ll do vodka soda as well.

I'’ll do a vodka soda splash
of grapefruit, please.

Sure.

- Three vodka pineapple?
- Make it four.

- One for Ross, too.
- Yeah. Okay, perfect.

All right.
So four vodka soda.

Four vodka pineapple.

And one of the vodka sodas,

she wants a splash
of grapefruit juice.

- No!
- What?

I said vodka soda with a
splash of grapefruit.

Oh my gosh, you scared me.

[humming]

Deck team, deck team.

Blue at the spurs, please.

Copy that.

Yeah.

Hey.

It'’s fine.
Don'’t stress.

Why are you saying that now?

Oh, you'’re thinking?

Fake.

[gasps]

Really?

I just can'’t get past the fact
that she'’s called me fake.

And I'’m trying,
but I just, I can'’t.

I'’m very unsure of how
I should even be around her.

I especially don'’t want
to make time

for someone who thinks I'’m fake.

I just want us
to be honest, that'’s all.

Love'’s a strong word.

- Hello.
- Drinks!

Okay, vodka pineapples.

All the men got a pineapple.

Cool.

Before we were moms,
we were in fashion.

- Were you?
- Yeah. We were.

And then all of our kids
are best friends.

God daughters, God sons,
all those things.

- I like it.
- I love it.

We'’re all best friends

and we all live in
the same neighborhood.

Our husbands are best friends.

She and I know each other from
like 7th grade, 7th grade.

These guests,
specifically the women,

remind me of like
the Stepford wives.

We'’re all happy and our
lives are perfect

and we'’re neighbors and
our kids are best friends

and we'’re best friends.

We carpool together.

- I can'’t.
- Yeah.

It just keeps getting better.

I don'’t know.
I just, I don'’t buy it.

Sorry, what was your name again?

- Margot.
- Margot.

- Okay.
- Cheers. Thank you, Margot.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.

Holy... hot.

What'’s up, Cheffy?

I need to speak to you, because...

Oh, gosh.

Japanese steakhouse,
throwing stuff.

Definitely out of
my comfort zone.

I just need his support tonight.

We could do that.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I was just going to get
it a little organized.

Would you mind having
one of the gals help me?

Yeah, sure, no problem.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you.

Jaimee.

Can you go to the master?

Copy.

- Hello.
- Hi.

How can I help you?

I just want to get
it a little organized.

Sure.

Clean room, clean mind.

- Oh, love that.
- Okay.

Amazing.

These are all dresses.

Do you have anything you want
me to steam and then hang out?

Yes. Yes.

We'’re also getting
this size of a boat

next time we'’re in Cabo,
by the way.

Who'’s going to own one of these?

- Maybe steam this guy.
- Mm-hmm.

Everything else hang.

- Cheers.
- Love you.

- Was it worth it?
- Love you.

Love you.

This is for tonight. So we'’ll
probably steam this too, right?

Yeah.

Deck, deck, start getting
yourself ready for anchoring.

Copy.

Oh, these smell nice.

Mm-hmm.

God, this woman has
some amazing clothes.

How does this work?

[chuckles]

[gasps]

Oh...

It'’s just melted.

[bleep]
Throw myself off this boat.

I'’ve really----ed up here.

I just completely
- ed her dress.

Like how?

Like, steaming it
and the iron just caught it

and basically melted it

and----ing iron
print on her dress.

Oh, no.

I was going to go tell her
that I----ed the dress.

That'’s bad.

That'’s, like, the worst
feeling ever when you do that.

She wanted to wear it tonight

and it was a----ing
hot dress, too.

- Love you.
- Love you.

- Love you.
- Love you.

- So we have a question.
- Yeah.

I just basically put a
iron print in her dress,

trying to steam it.

And it'’s like
the material like melted.

Should I go get it?

Just wait until, let them...

Accidents happen.

Yeah, it'’s a total accident.
Don'’t beat yourself up about it.

Frickin'’ hell, man.

Come on, Tzarina, wakeup.

Everybody thinks that.
I'’m 27.

- Oh my gosh, you don'’t look 37.
- Yes, I do.

Aw, yeah.

Okay, you can
start dropping now.

Drop.

Deck, you good with that tender?

All good.
It'’s on the right rail.

We got three shackles
at the waterline now.

Yeah, that'’s good.
Thank you.

Oh, Ronnie, would you guys
like some...

We would love it, thank you.

Pretty.

- You girls look gorgeous.
- Pretty.

Let'’s eat.

Jaimee, can you please
help run up the platters?

Yeah, coming.

This is going to be
the last lunch.

I know!

Yum. Look at that roll!

Oh, here we go.

So this is a
tiger prawn dragon roll.

Beautiful.

Then I have a
salmon tuna sashimi.

- Is that it?
- What do you mean?

- Does it not look like enough?
- No, no, no, no.

That'’s plenty.

This is so good. The wine with
the rice is so good.

Right, yeah.

That chili sauce?
Really good.

Delicious.

Okay, deck crew, deck crew.

Load that tender up with
snorkel gear and everything.

Couple of sea doos and
get them over to shore.

All right, Roger that.

I think we'’re having
drinks on the island.

Put our toes in the sand
a little bit.

Jaimee, go ahead.

In about five minutes.

Copy coming.

- I'’m stuffed.
- That'’s a lot.

[bleep]

This is literally
the biggest mistake

I'’ve ever made in
my yachting career.

It'’s not good.

- We'’re jonesing.
- Yeah.

Come on, Hatch.
I want to move quick, mate.

I hate getting in cold water.

I find the water like...

Can I just grab you
quickly for a second?

Yes, of course.

Oh, it'’s too cold.

I don'’t get it.
I don'’t get it.

While steaming this dress...

Okay.
It'’s okay.

So our steamer is
like on the iron.

Yeah, no problem.

And I'’ve had it
hanging up going like this

and it'’s caught here.

It'’s fine.
It'’s no big deal.

I look great in anything
and it'’s going to be fine.

Nobody'’s even going to notice.
Just pretend I didn'’t happen.

- Okay, it didn'’t happen.
- No, it didn'’t happen.

Our little secret.

- I love you.
- Thanks.

She burned my dress,
but it'’s okay.

I'’m going to just use
the restroom really quick.

Yeah.

I have to go too.
I have to go pee.

What a----ing relief.

I was ready to get screamed at

and she'’s so fine with it
like I almost feel worse.

What an amazing lady.
I'’m so lucky. Thank God.

She'’s so nice.

What did she say?

She'’s like, it's fine.
It'’s fine.

I can work with that.

Oh, yay.

- Culver?
- Yes.

You'’re going to come with
me to set up, eh?

Okay.

Grab those fenders in, Culver.

I'’ll follow you.

We want to get you on
the water as soon

as we'’re ready
over there and have a swim.

Yeah, you look clear, brother.

- Hi, doll.
- Hi.

I really would like to know

because I'’m trying
to sort my life out.

All right, so I'’m going to
go to the beach with them.

Amazing.

Yeah, if you guys can just
clear everything away

and then set up for dinner
for when we get back.

- Perfect.
- Yeah?

Sure.

Sorry, sorry.

Bye. C'’iao!

- Woo!
- Woo!

- I just spoke to Melissa.
- And?

She'’s so nice.

That'’s cool.

Can I get off?

Yep. Happy days.
If you'’re ready.

Happy days.

Woo!

You can'’t give me the helmet

because it'’s going
to ruin my outfit.

Ah!
Sorry, mate.

I don'’t know.

What did you do to earn it?

She burnt a dress.

I just burnt
the primary'’s dress.

Yeah.

How was the swim in?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.
This is just ridiculous.

How beautiful!

What are you making them
for dinner?

I'’m doing that Japanese live
performance meal.

Oh, were you do it
in front of them?

Yeah, that'’s what
they asked for.

Oh, I'’m pulling cutlery,
knife, fork,

and then chopsticks.

I'’m feeling proud of
myself and surprised.

The only way for me to redeem
myself is zero mistakes,

zero drinking, and
just prove to Aesha

that I really can do it.

Ah!

This is a really lovely photo.

Is that too tight?

Do you have a hair tie
by any chance?

I don'’t. Sorry.

Not if it'’s not on
you preference sheet.

We never set the table during
golden hour, it'’s so pretty.

It'’s so nice.

Yeah, it'’s kind of cold now.

- Do you want to go back?
- Let'’s bail.

Yeah.

Joao, Joao.

The guests
want to head back now.

Copy.

Damn it.

Tequila.
Please, be cold.

Oh.

Yes.

Nice.

Welcome back, ladies.

- Hi.
- Welcome.

There you go.

Go, girl.

- Better.
- Oh, yeah.

- [gargling]
- Uh-oh.

Oh my God.

No way.

How awful is that?

- It'’s awful.
- Horrible.

- I just do it.
- Are you okay?

What a champ.

So excited.

Here they are.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

- We'’re back.
- We'’re back.

We good to go?

Yeah, I think so, man.

That looks amazing.

- Is that okay?
- Yes.

Okay, cool.

This is incredible.

I'’ll talk to him.

Sorry?

I will.
I'’ll talk to him.

- Thanks.
- Lock it up.

The captain said
he would love to have us,

but it'’s not like
we'’ve signed an offer

or have like a
formal start date.

It'’s a never ending
struggle with Culver.

They'’re not just like on
their phone all day.

Like, they'’re busy, so we're
just waiting to hear back.

It'’s no big deal.

It'’s just getting----ing
annoying now,

like I'’m your girlfriend, you've
put this offer on the table.

Do you want to follow
through with it?

Like who knows where the
cards lie,

but I know that I'’m going to
try to stay

by Jaimee'’s side for a while.

We don'’t have a backup plan,

so maybe I'’m not going to
the Med with my boyfriend.

If I don'’t get a couples cabin,
we'’re not coming through.

Yeah, legit, though.

Charlie.

Mucho gusto.

Andrew, primary.

Thanks.

How am I doing?
Is that good?

Hey, hop on in, bud.

Come on, mate.

I'’ll be there in a second.

Hi, whorehouse,
how are you?

I need to have a talk
with Keith Stone.

Is 8:30 going to be okay?

Oh, yeah, more than enough time.

I'’m literally, because
I'’m cooking it up there.

All right, I'’m just going
to change and get some food.

Joao, Joao, galley.

Whenever you get a free moment,
could you come here,

but no rush.

Copy, I'’m on my way.

Thank you.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, God.

Okay, okay.

I'’m also sorry about the deck.

Maybe we should have Harry just
then kneeling with that spray.

- Yeah, Jesus.
- Ready to go.

The Teppanyaki.

I'’m still having
anxiety about it.

And this whole season,
Joao'’s been there for me.

But he'’s different
around me now.

I don'’t know if the
date was a trigger,

and I opened something up.

But at the end of the day,

it'’s getting a
little bit lonely.

Thank you, honey.

Let'’s go down.

This is it.
This is yachting.

There'’s red wine on
the table, eh?

Glasses?
Yeah.

Did I tell you that?

Oh, no.

I really like that you did that.

Okay, I'’m glad.

I thought you were going to
tell me to take them off.

That'’s the right answer.

- Yeah. Good.
- Yes.

Yo, come on.

So, Teppanyaki
night tonight?

Yes, Tzarina'’s a bit worried.

She thinks she
wants Keith involved.

I reckon she should.

Well, I don'’t want Keith Stone

to be part of the
Teppanyaki night.

I think it drops it to
an informal situation,

because it is.
It feels that way.

Tzarina'’s request for bringing
out Keith is her deflection

on taking some
attention off herself.

But these guests have
requested the Teppanyaki chef.

They want the spotlight on her.

That'’s what
they'’re going to get.

I think she can pull it off,
and it'’s going to be fun.

It'’s time for her to shine,
you know?

Yep.

Hey, Cheffy.

I need you.

What'’s up?

8:30, dinner.

Did you want to take that up
and give Margot a hand?

- Yep.
- Yeah?

So, we'’re going to tell
them just how y'’all doing,

welcome to, uh, Big
Keith'’s Japanese steakhouse.

What?

I would get too excited.

The captain'’s just
talking about it.

What'’s Captain
talking about?

I don'’t think Keith's
making an appearance.

Why?

Oh.

Why not?

I don'’t know.

Are you messing around
or serious?

No, serious.

Oh, really? Okay.

Okay.

Why not?

- Hello.
- Hey, how are you?

Onion volcano.

You need the big [bleep]
you know?

Some people have said
I got to talk to you.

I was going to do something
with dinner and then...

- No, Captain reckon'’s not.
- Okay.

- Why not, Cap?
- Yeah, that'’s fine.

Well, you don'’t need it.

Keith'’s been busy.
He'’s been working so hard.

You'’re putting me in a situation

where I feel very uncomfortable

and I get horrendous
stage fright.

This onion stack, there'’s no
reason why we can'’t do that.

So, this onion volcano stack...

I'’m not doing it.

"I'’m not going to do it"
is not an answer on this boat.

It can be done.
It will be done.

I'’m going to go off the
Richter scale right now.

Next time on the season finale
of "Below Deck Down Under"...

[shouting]

- Oh, look at this.
- So cool.

This is a good last night,
isn'’t it?

Cheers, cap.

We did it all together,
you know.

If you could just raise
your deckwork up,

you'’d be fantastic.

Maybe you should stay
in your lane.

You'’ve been an absolutely
angel all season.

Now this is the old Joao
that I knew before.

[bleep] it.
It'’s over.

You look good.

Thank you.

Come take a selfie with me.

Gosh.

Luka and I are getting along
really well.

Can I have an espresso martini?